BUT ARE YOU MY MOM??
WEDNESDAY HR 5
With Amiee Lecours and her conclusions with Amber Nova and the Monsters.
The King Of Denmark Ryan Holmes - His Highness lets Tuna Tim speak his peace with Amber Nova.
Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1: One on four point one, I Russ Rowlands Aloe with
Speaker 1: Angel and Ryan and Ambernova here today and our monster
Speaker 1: therapy sessions.
Speaker 2: Going great. You know what, this did not disappoint.
Speaker 1: Amy's here Amy, and once again give a plug for
Speaker 1: your the comedy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a Florida Comedy Collective.
Speaker 4: And then my show is a psych comedy, a stand
Speaker 4: up therapy comedy show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Everybody's enjoying you, by the way, and they love
Speaker 1: it when you come in. So and I wanted to
Speaker 1: have one more segment for you to wrap up what
Speaker 1: you've witnessed today, say yea, and when you got out
Speaker 1: of it, and I don't know if you just want
Speaker 1: to address Amber or or Ryan and Angel and myself,
Speaker 1: however you want to do it, it's yeah, whatever you
Speaker 1: whatever you saw.
Speaker 4: Well, I think the biggest thing was we've talked about
Speaker 4: family systems and where everybody plays into this, and I
Speaker 4: think where Amber plays into this is she's a has
Speaker 4: to be a little bit different here in this universe, right,
Speaker 4: A little bit different here than you are out in
Speaker 4: the real world.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean yeah, the the version I am with
Speaker 5: these guys is not going to be the version I
Speaker 5: might be with you know, I think everyone has that
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 4: And I think a little bit maybe some of the
Speaker 4: bid for connection is what we talked about is how
Speaker 4: do you connect in this world? And then how do
Speaker 4: you connect when you're outside of this world with each other?
Speaker 4: And that can be different, right, it can be really different.
Speaker 4: And then here we want to be part of the
Speaker 4: Monster universe. When you guys are outside of here, do
Speaker 4: you all want to be friends?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're friends. Everybody here has been to my house. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And if you need something from rest in the future,
Speaker 4: is there a better way you could go about it
Speaker 4: than texting him?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 5: No, normally we just talk or phone calls are like that.
Speaker 5: But we had gotten into an argument that day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So what I did was I texted him my
Speaker 8: apology for the argument. Yeah, and I wanted.
Speaker 5: To, but in that message, I also got a little
Speaker 5: sensitive and explained to him what I was going through.
Speaker 5: And I think he bypassed it and didn't read the
Speaker 5: whole thing or something, and I just let it go
Speaker 5: and didn't bring it up again. But I had texted
Speaker 5: him to apologize to the argument we got into, and
Speaker 5: that's how that texting thing happened. I know texting is
Speaker 5: the worst form of communication. I've definitely profession write it
Speaker 5: on a hot.
Speaker 9: Up.
Speaker 3: That's a good therapy.
Speaker 6: Hot dog.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 4: So is there anything else within the session today that
Speaker 4: you want to say to the boys while I'm here
Speaker 4: that you feel like you do need to say while
Speaker 4: I'm here.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. She's like a safe space for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do need a little like safety referee referee.
Speaker 5: I think I did explain myself that I have felt
Speaker 5: very disrespected, Like, for instance, I told you guys, I
Speaker 5: was going through really hard time, my dad in the hospital, everything,
Speaker 5: I was not doing well.
Speaker 4: And what did they do in those times to support
Speaker 4: you when you need that support, when you feel like, okay,
Speaker 4: I don't want to joke right now, I need support.
Speaker 3: What do you think they could do for you?
Speaker 6: I t two hundred dollars for feet picks and only fans.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Ryan.
Speaker 10: That was really sweet.
Speaker 5: You know, Angel is actually really good about this, Like
Speaker 5: especially at events or just here at the station.
Speaker 8: He'll just check in with me, Hey, are you good,
Speaker 8: do you need anything? Are you right?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, yeah, I'm good, and he's he is
Speaker 5: really respectful and does look out for me, like all
Speaker 5: the guys do, and not that Russ doesn't or Ryan,
Speaker 5: but that's like one thing I want to compliment on
Speaker 5: him on with our relationship. And yeah, like the maybe
Speaker 5: the Ryan thing, Like I know, the tune of Tim
Speaker 5: character was created for entertainment, for fun. However, it was
Speaker 5: making fun of one of my wrestling moves that I
Speaker 5: call the tune up, and it was it was successful
Speaker 5: and I'm happy for him, but I felt like it
Speaker 5: was disrespectful at mean, maybe it was because I was
Speaker 5: also going through really sensitive time at that time frame
Speaker 5: that I just didn't think it was fun.
Speaker 4: Do you think we could have like a yes or
Speaker 4: no paddle for Amber when she's feeling like when she
Speaker 4: feels like people are going too far you think comes
Speaker 4: up or thumbs communication with it when she's feeling too
Speaker 4: pushed that she might need a minute to regulate, because
Speaker 4: it's not that you can't talk about it, but sometimes
Speaker 4: she might not feel regulated enough to respond in that moment,
Speaker 4: and then if she's feeling ganged up on, she might
Speaker 4: not be able to respond. Is there a communication tool
Speaker 4: that we could use and hear where she just needs
Speaker 4: a minute to gather her thoughts.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking of thirty five years of monsters, and
Speaker 1: so we're gonna we're gonna get a paddle that is.
Speaker 6: Uh, this is this is honest. I don't know.
Speaker 4: So it's about regulating. It's not about saying I can't
Speaker 4: do it. But sometimes she might need a moment to
Speaker 4: gather herself.
Speaker 2: I got a safe work. She can she can shout
Speaker 2: out a safe.
Speaker 8: Work to think about it.
Speaker 4: We don't have to make the discussion today, but we
Speaker 4: want her to have a fair fight. And sometimes if
Speaker 4: she's not here every single day, she might not be
Speaker 4: able to be in that same mind frame as you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think.
Speaker 8: I hang pretty well.
Speaker 5: The boys or Russ wouldn't have asked me to be
Speaker 5: a part of the crew and work here.
Speaker 4: That has nothing to do with you being a woman.
Speaker 4: It has to do with the relationship within the universe.
Speaker 5: No, I think our relationships okay, the whole. Like Russ explained,
Speaker 5: this has to be entertaining. This has to be a
Speaker 5: little dysfunctional. It can't be all straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't fix it.
Speaker 3: We're not Yeah, we're not trying.
Speaker 5: Us is literally going, we can't don't fix this the show,
Speaker 5: don't we want the he wants to stir the pot.
Speaker 3: And everyone's gonna be mad at me that everyone's so
Speaker 3: nice to each other.
Speaker 8: You're right, what do we got here?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 7: I mean, what about if somebody is coming in crabby
Speaker 7: all the time? Do I feel a little bit battered
Speaker 7: by Amber? It's not to meet you as well. I've
Speaker 7: been steaming with excitement for this whole day. But honestly,
Speaker 7: Amber has been buttering. You don't appreciate it. Tim is
Speaker 7: a fantastic character and there's an ocean of content they
Speaker 7: can get out of tune of Tim. Okay, I'm just
Speaker 7: gonna go and claim up. No, I love your therapy,
Speaker 7: but not tune up, Tim.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love it now.
Speaker 4: I So my last thing is, I would say we
Speaker 4: have some attachment issues within this world that we don't
Speaker 4: want to fix, is what we're saying.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean we don't want anyone to really get
Speaker 1: their feelings hurt.
Speaker 3: Right, right, And so that's the thing is. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have to be a big thing.
Speaker 4: But I would say, for Amber, when you are wanting
Speaker 4: to say your piece of finding a way to do
Speaker 4: that in this world and not holding that resentment, because
Speaker 4: that resentment's going to mess you up inside this world
Speaker 4: and outside this world.
Speaker 5: I do feel like when I have tried to speak up,
Speaker 5: I get shut down or not listen to or so
Speaker 5: that happens. That's happened with the boys a handful of
Speaker 5: times that I feel like. So then I what I
Speaker 5: do is, I'm like, well, I don't want to argue,
Speaker 5: don't want to escalate, so I just won't even mention it.
Speaker 8: I'll just let it go.
Speaker 3: But maybe she should argue and escalate because of that's what.
Speaker 2: We should argue and escalate.
Speaker 8: Us wants the chaos.
Speaker 3: That's helpful for the show and helpful for your mental health.
Speaker 2: Yes, speak up.
Speaker 1: It makes everybody happy. See there you go. If she
Speaker 1: just solved the problem. If you're upset with Ryan, you
Speaker 1: say something. If you're upset with me, you definitely should
Speaker 1: say something on the air and the angle as well.
Speaker 6: Got it, boys, Amy, How do we make her stop
Speaker 6: saying boys? You don't like it?
Speaker 3: What do you want to be called?
Speaker 10: Bryan?
Speaker 6: I don't know think about that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know how much time you have with us.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you enjoy yourself or not. Did
Speaker 1: too much work. But I think the next thing would
Speaker 1: be to come in when when Angelique is here, because
Speaker 1: Angeline got a little upset, and that I that I said.
Speaker 1: I said she's normal, like you know, they're not. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't seem Oh my god, I forgot about that.
Speaker 11: Oh boy, yeah, no, no, yeah, that's what I was
Speaker 11: trying to tell you. You're over here thinking, oh, she's
Speaker 11: going to be the boring one. She's not interesting, she's not.
Speaker 2: These And I didn't say any of that. I just
Speaker 2: say she's a normal person.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have any wacky stuff in the context of
Speaker 1: whatever is wacky, in the context of our universe that
Speaker 1: you've been when your world is wacky.
Speaker 6: Good, wacky good, wacky's good. Yeah, it's not wacky bad.
Speaker 6: It's normal.
Speaker 11: So when you say when someone gets the label in
Speaker 11: our universe against the label of being normal, how there's
Speaker 11: no other way to interpret that, then that's a bad Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's a bad thing because I'm just saying she's not crazy.
Speaker 2: She's not a crazy nut like the rest of us.
Speaker 6: And again, it's crazy good mentally unstable.
Speaker 8: Is that good?
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, boring, she's taking as she's boring.
Speaker 11: No again, wait to watch listen whenever this date is
Speaker 11: watch that one because that's the one. Like this guy
Speaker 11: was like, yeah, he saved her for last, because like
Speaker 11: this will be easy.
Speaker 2: This is angel blah blah.
Speaker 3: Watch she's a sleeper.
Speaker 5: Sol.
Speaker 3: We gonna mind out radio.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing next Tuesday?
Speaker 3: I'll let you.
Speaker 1: Know next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: And then who do we have left after that?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 8: You've got to do that one. There's a whole lot
Speaker 8: of like toxic.
Speaker 2: He might not be here for that, like, yeah.
Speaker 5: I want to see this with savannahs. Oh yeah, that'll
Speaker 5: be entertaining.
Speaker 2: Oh there won't be much talk about We're just gonna
Speaker 2: lie now.
Speaker 1: Amy, thank you very much for coming in. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I think I think she helped, don't you.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel better.
Speaker 8: Yes, okay, I'm so do you boys feel better.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about the text. I did not mean to and.
Speaker 5: I told you I think you just might have overlooked
Speaker 5: it and didn't read it and it got you know,
Speaker 5: thrown in there, and I was like, okay, I'm just
Speaker 5: not going to open.
Speaker 8: Up like that again. Oh no, so just do it
Speaker 8: on air. I'm it.
Speaker 2: Where accounts? Yeah, do it? Where accounts? All right? Amy,
Speaker 2: thank you so much, I appreciate it, and let me
Speaker 2: know if you will come in next Tuesday. All right,
Speaker 2: I might not.
Speaker 1: Be here all right when we come back. Said for
Speaker 1: the King of Denmark, Ryan Holmes, make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the mantras the morning?
Speaker 2: All right? Wow, how you feel?
Speaker 5: Amber mentally exhausted from you guys. That's why I take
Speaker 5: a little break.
Speaker 8: Everyone. Well, I love you guys, and we're good.
Speaker 1: All right, welcome back. I'm Russ with Amber and angel anounce.
Speaker 2: Time for the King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes makers daily proclamation. Chill,
Speaker 2: it's time for the teley probably the King or shut next.
Speaker 2: All way, bird the.
Speaker 6: King Denmark, brought to you by that mortgage guy. Done
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Speaker 9: Done.
Speaker 2: More on that later.
Speaker 6: What a What an interesting little therapy session we had, boys?
Speaker 8: That was boys, What you're doing there?
Speaker 5: You know you you guys wanted to mess around and
Speaker 5: find out and I was you guys started that.
Speaker 8: You were like, let's do this therapy session.
Speaker 6: We did mess around and we found out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 6: It was good and I found out something very interesting.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Russ is always like I like chaos. It's good.
Speaker 2: What did you find out? I found out then.
Speaker 6: Amber's very upset with Tune to ten.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I explained myself to you guys have well
Speaker 5: the timing and what was going on, and I was offended.
Speaker 5: And uh, I think it's a great character. I think
Speaker 5: it's really creative. I think you're great with the jokes.
Speaker 5: I love all the merch that you've made from it.
Speaker 7: You made me realize something today, Amber, tun to ten
Speaker 7: here baby taking over King of the Sea.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm calling this right now.
Speaker 7: My gosh, So you think that you are directly responsible
Speaker 7: for tune to ten baby, she's taking all credit.
Speaker 5: That's not what I said. But that means you are
Speaker 5: such a little narcissist. That's what you got from that.
Speaker 5: You absolutely are so mean.
Speaker 7: It sounded like you were fishing for compliments suddenly took
Speaker 7: a stray. It is, but do you know what that means.
Speaker 7: That means you're to Tim's mommy, don't.
Speaker 8: Make this weird.
Speaker 2: No, let me recognize me, mommy. If she created you, then.
Speaker 6: Say I created it.
Speaker 2: That's what you said.
Speaker 5: No, I said it was created from making fun of
Speaker 5: one of my wrestling moves, which was disrespectful at a
Speaker 5: time when I was very emotional.
Speaker 2: So, Mommy, I want to thank you for the life
Speaker 2: that you've given. Sweet sweet, your sweet sweet and Ryan
Speaker 2: Holmes will be daddy. You guys made a little child.
Speaker 8: No, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Tim and Ryan Holds is not the same person. I
Speaker 2: know you confused him. That's the spawn. I'm not tune
Speaker 2: to ten.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, I know you be the daddy.
Speaker 6: No, no, no no, I look at it more like
Speaker 6: a spider man venom carnage shimbiate situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it a weird. Let's make it weird. Hey, mommy,
Speaker 2: protect me from Uncle Russ.
Speaker 8: I'm not responding to that, Mommy.
Speaker 2: Why don't you love sweet sweet to the boy?
Speaker 12: Boy?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: I eat it out of your rejection. A. That's that's
Speaker 11: he wanted to help you. Yeah, I just want to Yeah,
Speaker 11: came out of the ocean's ethosphere.
Speaker 2: Is my love too much for you? Do I need
Speaker 2: to scale it back?
Speaker 8: That was good? That was good.
Speaker 5: So I was thinking Ryan, because I was a little punk,
Speaker 5: what if on our little monster comedy night out thing
Speaker 5: little I meant big, it's a big event.
Speaker 8: What if the write down joke and me and you
Speaker 8: do a little thing together?
Speaker 2: What do you say, how about you do something with
Speaker 2: your baby boy, Tuna Tim? Oh yeah, Tuna Tim. And
Speaker 2: we're on stage.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking we write jokes and and and you give
Speaker 5: me random jokes to read that might be like a
Speaker 5: little dirty on my giggle, a dad joke, you know,
Speaker 5: I think it might be fun like it would be funnier.
Speaker 7: Give me a kiss on my big old fish lips, Tuna,
Speaker 7: can you just kiss the camera for Tuna.
Speaker 2: Town, Come and kiss my tuna face?
Speaker 8: Ryan, you're talking to.
Speaker 2: That's not That's not me.
Speaker 8: I'm not talking to Tuna Tim.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm so sorry. It's he created you.
Speaker 8: Apparently this really is cartoon land. People, don't you're.
Speaker 2: Talking to a half man fish. What you talking about
Speaker 2: this night? No car too Land.
Speaker 7: You love me, Mama, Stop being shellfish. I'm trying to
Speaker 7: experience a wave of emotions right now and asking you
Speaker 7: to love your sweet Tune the boy, and you would
Speaker 7: just say you love me one time.
Speaker 5: I already complimented all creative and the good puns and
Speaker 5: your jokes.
Speaker 2: I don't want compliments, baby, I want love.
Speaker 8: I'm not kissing nobody's ass. It ain't happening.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody kissing, No answers to an attempt, just wants love.
Speaker 7: And I'm feeling a little il about this and I
Speaker 7: want to make it Offisher that you my mama.
Speaker 1: Would you want would you want to an attempt to
Speaker 1: work with you on stage on June on June fifth
Speaker 1: at the Monster's not a common He can hand you
Speaker 1: the jokes.
Speaker 5: I was thinking, what if you hand me the jokes
Speaker 5: and then I read them and the way I deliver
Speaker 5: them like, we could have fun if we did something
Speaker 5: together instead of you.
Speaker 8: Unless you wanted me to do this, it's right now.
Speaker 1: As of right now, Tune and Tim doesn't have a
Speaker 1: spot on stage. I would love for Tuna Tim to
Speaker 1: be on stage with you. That would be yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be great.
Speaker 7: The only spot I have is spotted dick, which is
Speaker 7: a type of fish fish.
Speaker 2: It's it's a fish.
Speaker 7: Is also am of something I'm experiencing because I guy
Speaker 7: with a weird halibit the other day. What oh, cut Amber,
Speaker 7: you're not off the hook. You gotta tell me you're
Speaker 7: not off the hook. You gotta tell me that this
Speaker 7: is an incredible idea and you're down to work.
Speaker 2: We're tune to Tim your.
Speaker 5: Son doing a comedy skit together on our Monsters night out. Absolutely,
Speaker 5: I think me and you could do a good comedy routine.
Speaker 5: I think we can do this.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're.
Speaker 7: Shriply the best, Mama. Thank you, mama, baby boy, tune
Speaker 7: in love you so much. Now give me a kiss.
Speaker 8: Kiss the camera, No, get out here, kiss the camera
Speaker 8: from me.
Speaker 2: Don't be a cold fish. Kiss them.
Speaker 6: All right, Well, that's good, and I'm glad you're you're
Speaker 6: united with your baby boy. Do you not call him?
Speaker 5: I did not?
Speaker 2: You created him, you said to the therapist. You created him?
Speaker 6: I said, is he not based off your wrestling move?
Speaker 5: I said, it was created in a disrespectful way, making
Speaker 5: fun of one of my wrestling moves.
Speaker 8: And that's how you created this character, which kind of okay,
Speaker 8: that's amazing, kind of made me mad.
Speaker 2: It was not making fun of you.
Speaker 8: A big brother that you know makes me mad often.
Speaker 2: Tune to Tim loves you.
Speaker 7: Let me know if you need anything from me, because
Speaker 7: I'm here, baby, I'm here, Mama, Amber h No, the.
Speaker 8: Mommy thing has to stop. I don't want to be
Speaker 8: called mommy by Tuna Tim.
Speaker 2: I don't mean it in a sexual way.
Speaker 7: You're freaking I mean it like your mom, mommy, like
Speaker 7: I came from your thought eggs, yours, Yeah in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Your other eggs are doing anything. What can't I be
Speaker 2: your bull? By the way, if you're not watching us
Speaker 2: on YouTube, you're not getting full of.
Speaker 8: People driving to work.
Speaker 12: You got.
Speaker 1: Doll has got like a bobblehead and his whole eyes
Speaker 1: are going around. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 7: All right, Well, Amber, we're gonna do a baby. Don't
Speaker 7: flake on me, okay, because we're going to do it.
Speaker 7: It'll be johnsome shark puns.
Speaker 2: I got it. Well, you love me, Amber, I just love.
Speaker 8: People are really love to shrimply amazing, shrimply amazed. That
Speaker 8: was my best was my best joke?
Speaker 2: Hey mama, that sure was a good joke. I see
Speaker 2: where I get it from.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, jokes and puns. I think we got this.
Speaker 8: We can do this, okayd jokes and puns. You know
Speaker 8: what do you think of that?
Speaker 2: June fifth?
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: It gives yea the great idea, Amber, before we.
Speaker 7: Go, can can can you and your baby boy get dinner?
Speaker 7: I eat seafood, I seafood.
Speaker 5: In the night.
Speaker 6: He left, he left it's good. Okay, this will be
Speaker 6: a lot of fun. There will be a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to this Monster's Night of whatever we're doing.
Speaker 2: Monsters Live at Night.
Speaker 1: Rated Triple Are Uncensored, and now we'll have Tune of
Speaker 1: Tim on stage with Amber Nova.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I like that, Like tun Tim exists. I
Speaker 6: don't know why he makes you mad, but like I'm like,
Speaker 6: sometimes things happen how they.
Speaker 8: It's exactly what Amy just told me.
Speaker 5: I'm allowed to express myself and say something, and then
Speaker 5: you gaslight the whole situation, and I'm like, I just
Speaker 5: explained why, and you're like, oh, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Though, We're gonna hear about what Amy said from Amber
Speaker 2: for the next year, aren't we.
Speaker 11: When you say that he's gassing who are you talking
Speaker 11: about Tune of Tim or by Ryan? Because there are
Speaker 11: two different entities, it's two different people.
Speaker 2: Know me, Hey, are you being serious right now?
Speaker 5: Because I don't know being supeacious. I'm trying to say,
Speaker 5: use the word c fish and fish joke.
Speaker 8: Hey bombed it?
Speaker 2: The fish don't fall fall from the tree. Baby, I
Speaker 2: love you, Mama. I gotta gold game.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 2: He leaves, he can leave now, which is good.
Speaker 6: Hey, that mortgage got down from that mortgage guy down
Speaker 6: dot com. Are you underwater in your current home? Maybe
Speaker 6: that mortgage guy done underwater?
Speaker 2: Help you out? That's right, it's a good joke.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 2: Uh, you gotta go again.
Speaker 8: He's coming back.
Speaker 6: That morn's got don get help you out with a
Speaker 6: traditional mortgage, just refives. He locks you want to live
Speaker 6: off the income of your home with a reverse mortgage
Speaker 6: and help me that too. And he does small business
Speaker 6: loans as well, and he does have the overhead of
Speaker 6: a big bank.
Speaker 2: I love banks.
Speaker 7: Shut up.
Speaker 6: Tune to Tim all right, go to that mortgage guy
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Speaker 1: to the manchter in the morning. You know, he's just
Speaker 1: gonna keep saying it because they drives you crazy.
Speaker 8: Right, keep doing it, well, you'll learn when.
Speaker 2: Not to let him know that that bothers you say,
Speaker 2: this doesn't bother me. Welcome back, my fact.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things to do, by the way,
Speaker 1: is to sit back and watch Angel laugh at the
Speaker 1: stuff that he knows is really bothering somebody.
Speaker 11: And so, uh, dawn on me, I'm actually watching this
Speaker 11: is like a show. I got a scream.
Speaker 8: I mean, Ryan's is really showing today.
Speaker 6: Shames somebody. Ever.
Speaker 5: You're you're always making fun like eighty D you are
Speaker 5: and and and my nephew's actually autistic.
Speaker 8: So I'm not making.
Speaker 2: Low blow cool.
Speaker 8: You guys make mean jokes.
Speaker 2: I feel so bad. I feel bad for Ryan now,
Speaker 2: my goodness, Mine, why you mean to Ryan?
Speaker 6: That's a narrow diversion.
Speaker 2: I mean, my god, do we have any hot takes
Speaker 2: for messages?
Speaker 6: I was supposed to set that, Yeah, playing with your
Speaker 6: bobble head.
Speaker 2: With my bottle head.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: While you're getting that set up, I want to remind
Speaker 1: you guys, you're gonna want to be there for the
Speaker 1: Monsters Live at Night. It is a rated triple r
Speaker 1: it is uncensored. It will be at the mount door
Speaker 1: of Music Hall. Can't wait. We got a great band
Speaker 1: that will be our house band that night. It's the
Speaker 1: batsand and the Angry Elves. They are amazing. We also
Speaker 1: have special guests that'll be performing for you. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and tell you Tyler King, the kid
Speaker 1: that we met that can sing, I mean amazing. He's autistic,
Speaker 1: but when he's but when he sings, he's amazing. Also,
Speaker 1: Big Country is gonna be on stage with us performing.
Speaker 1: We also are gonna have Jeff Howell performing. Uh in
Speaker 1: the lobby. We're gonna have a bunch of folks that
Speaker 1: you know from the show will be there for the
Speaker 1: pre party selfie event right where you can take selfies
Speaker 1: with everybody, meet everybody that you know, all these different folks.
Speaker 2: People like Poppy d Is.
Speaker 1: Gonna be there, both the Big Man Roads, We're gonna
Speaker 1: have Tiffany will be out there, Jimmy, Jimmy Hart, the
Speaker 1: Mouth of South, Jimmy Hart, Dale Torberg, the Demon's gonna
Speaker 1: be there with his Ray Trendley, Monster Mags. I mean
Speaker 1: so many people I can't even mention them all right now,
Speaker 1: But uh, you a bunch of folks are gonna be
Speaker 1: with Tim will be there. All that will be happening
Speaker 1: June fifth, a big monster event. If you've if you're
Speaker 1: a Monster fan, you're gonna wanna get tickets for this.
Speaker 2: It is amazing.
Speaker 1: I think if VIP is almost sold out, so you
Speaker 1: might want to get tickets right away. Go to real
Speaker 1: Radiomonsters dot com. That's real Radiomonsters dot com and click
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Speaker 2: Was that enough time? There is enough time? That's very good.
Speaker 6: And also if you want to sit in tunis Tim section,
Speaker 6: you know what it's gone what c IP because it's
Speaker 6: water based anyways, it be funny. So do all that
Speaker 6: and then now time Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh lots
Speaker 6: of them coming in today. Let's see hot take.
Speaker 13: What's up monsters, dumble dumpsters. Boy, we came awful, dangerously
Speaker 13: close to fixing things. I'm glad you pulled back on
Speaker 13: that one. I don't want to fix things for sure.
Speaker 13: I wish we could have found out though, the dichotomy
Speaker 13: that is amber. Someone who is visually as stunning as
Speaker 13: she is, but yet such a nerd at the same time.
Speaker 13: It'd be like Denzel Washington was artful, great show.
Speaker 1: I got a feel that we can cover that in
Speaker 1: the future. I believe Amy enjoys coming in here. Uh,
Speaker 1: and if she does, as we can, Uh, we can
Speaker 1: probably go over that some of the point.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna take that as a compliment asult what he
Speaker 8: just said about me.
Speaker 2: You were Denzel Washington in that Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Steve Hekerel, you were that took.
Speaker 14: I'll go off on Ostios here with another thirty seconds
Speaker 14: a nonsense listen, Ryan, Uh.
Speaker 2: I laughed until I had snot pouring out of my nose.
Speaker 2: Had to pull over.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: There is no better way to hear tune or ten
Speaker 1: than on the radio with the theater of the mind.
Speaker 2: That's just me.
Speaker 8: You're welcome, Uncle Off and Osios out there.
Speaker 6: You go, hot think.
Speaker 8: Ryan, play my heartache, lady boy lady.
Speaker 2: So here's the deal.
Speaker 14: I got a proposal for old Wilde Beast WILDI why
Speaker 14: don't we have a charity boxing match. If I win,
Speaker 14: I get a percentage of the T shirt sales and
Speaker 14: I get to come on the show. Once a month,
Speaker 14: how about it, Willie?
Speaker 11: Uh No, The reason this works the most is because
Speaker 11: you're sitting there listening to me and I irritate you. Yeah, yes, right,
Speaker 11: will Theeby's T shirts are on the verge of being
Speaker 11: debuted here momentarily, You're not going to see a cent from.
Speaker 5: That, buddy, not a wee s survive and make a
Speaker 5: living off of annoying and making other people mad.
Speaker 8: That's how this works.
Speaker 11: So just sit there and take your medicine like the
Speaker 11: good little boy that you are. Tamn hot take.
Speaker 10: Hey, Ryan, now is the perfect time to make a
Speaker 10: cover of the Powers song that Daddy didn't care.
Speaker 2: But do it for didn't care?
Speaker 6: She doesn't love her baby boy, don't give a rat. Wow,
Speaker 6: I'm kidding.
Speaker 8: We're gonna do the comedy thing together, the Monsters comedy.
Speaker 6: We're gonna do not you and Ryan, Me and yeah
Speaker 6: great little mother and son show hot.
Speaker 2: Thank.
Speaker 9: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to
Speaker 9: start with Ryan on this. For Tampa, Scully Wags and pirates.
Speaker 9: Remember the stories that were in the pandemic for Florida
Speaker 9: Man all depends on the map, were all around Tampa.
Speaker 2: And yeah, uh.
Speaker 6: Just outside of Tampa.
Speaker 2: Come on, and that was Largo. Put that on Margo,
Speaker 2: don't put that on Tampa.
Speaker 6: I'll find that map somewhere. I gotta dig through the
Speaker 6: Monster's vault, but I'll find it.
Speaker 2: I got it the house a thing.
Speaker 10: Uh Hot, you did more than Monsters. Hey, this is
Speaker 10: about the first time I agree with Ryan. Tampa sucks
Speaker 10: concerts out there Arena. We don't get anything in Orlando
Speaker 10: hardly and uh Ryan, you're still a tool.
Speaker 6: Though, fair enough, but I got I gotta agree. We
Speaker 6: have a better forum here for bands and things like
Speaker 6: that than the ones that Tampa has.
Speaker 12: Hot take good morning Monsters. With Ryan putting down Tampa,
Speaker 12: it reminded me of the bit used to do when
Speaker 12: people got arrested and you'd try to guess where it
Speaker 12: was and put the pin in the map. Why did
Speaker 12: you stop doing that bit?
Speaker 2: That was a great pit.
Speaker 12: Yes, they did it for a year, and that reminded
Speaker 12: me of it, you know, putting down Tampa with Trivia.
Speaker 2: We weren't putting down Tampa. It was Largo.
Speaker 6: And it got boring because it was because all the
Speaker 6: answer was always Tampa and near Tampa, it was always Largo.
Speaker 1: And I ran out of pins and there were so
Speaker 1: many pins couldn't fit in largo, And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm done with this.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, I that that's literally why it had to end,
Speaker 6: because it was always the same spot when there's something
Speaker 6: in the water. Look, I don't hate the people of Tampa,
Speaker 6: but I feel the people of Orlando, dude, were just
Speaker 6: some better people.
Speaker 5: You know, Why can't we just all be cool Floridians.
Speaker 5: Why can't we Why do you have to hate on
Speaker 5: Tampa so hard?
Speaker 2: It's solicited, this one, this message.
Speaker 6: I don't know what it says. The translator put it into.
Speaker 6: What I can only assume is tie.
Speaker 2: Ryan, you dumb hanky. Okay, that was a playoff on
Speaker 2: him calling you a turkey.
Speaker 6: Oh Gota got you, got you hot. Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 2: Good to hear you. Oh man, you guys got therapists.
Speaker 6: I thought it was monsters in the morning, not bottles
Speaker 6: in the morning, and you shanks, it is.
Speaker 8: And you have shut up, you shut up.
Speaker 2: You told him colas ducks in the morning.
Speaker 6: I don't think he said bottles in the morning.
Speaker 8: Like the babies, babies, dysfunctional family.
Speaker 2: I love the therapist sessions.
Speaker 1: I think it's fun and it handles a lot hot egg.
Speaker 2: If Ryan and Amber made tune of ten, that makes
Speaker 2: Jeff howel Grandpa.
Speaker 6: Sirs, Glad I could go that was evil, Glad I
Speaker 6: could help like that last I take, I think.
Speaker 2: Top of the Morning Boys spot from Jacksonville. Amber, we
Speaker 2: know you've been doing some up and downs. Man, it's
Speaker 2: every monster go Stewart, it's cool.
Speaker 1: But it took you a therapy session and a six
Speaker 1: minute conversation with a fake fish man realized that the
Speaker 1: Monsters is cartoon man.
Speaker 2: Man, we're betting that way the whole time.
Speaker 10: I knew that I do think is tune.
Speaker 2: Tim's bomb, think about it. She's always fishing for comments. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not. That's gonna be a tough scale to carry.
Speaker 6: There you go, and those were us.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this one of us. I take, okay, that's
Speaker 2: take Snipper, Steve you. I'm a little bit confused, mister Tim,
Speaker 2: mister Tuna.
Speaker 7: Are you saying that Amber no Nobo created you like
Speaker 7: like like a violin situation like Batman dropped the guy?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: Are we talking like a like.
Speaker 2: A spawning situation where you.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 11: Maybe none of us want to know.
Speaker 9: None of us want to know.
Speaker 2: That's something that maybe I'm sorry I brought this up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, much like Batman created the Joker, you
Speaker 6: did create tune to two.
Speaker 8: No, I didn't. Yes, that was all you making fun
Speaker 8: of me, all right.
Speaker 2: This third I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: This Friday, we're gonna be a gator Land Live broadcast
Speaker 1: at Gatorland. Angel's gonna get into a boat in the
Speaker 1: middle of the Gator Marsh. We're gonna send Ambernova over.
Speaker 5: On a Flora Croft tomb raiders zipline. Sure, I am
Speaker 5: going to zip line over Gators and hopefully survive.
Speaker 1: We'll do that.
Speaker 2: And you can join us at eight forty five.
Speaker 1: You can join us and be a part of Beer
Speaker 1: of the Week because they've got beer from Gatorland out there,
Speaker 1: so it'll be a great time. Savannah will be with us.
Speaker 1: Of course, we'll have Daisy del Toro. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a great time on this Friday at Gator Lane. And
Speaker 1: get your tickets for the Monsters Live at night in
Speaker 1: mountd Door Rated triple or uncensored. We're gonna have. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a great show. We got a lot of
Speaker 1: surprises for you. And before beforehand, the lobby party is
Speaker 1: gonna be amazing. This, you know, a sealthie pre party
Speaker 1: with everybody we can gather and together from the Monster
Speaker 1: universe that you can take photos with and say hi
Speaker 1: to and get to know and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great time. Get your tickets now
Speaker 1: by going to real Radiomonsters dot com. That's Real Radiomonsters
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Speaker 2: Ambernova. What you got on?
Speaker 5: Come come to our live event this Friday at Materland
Speaker 5: and follow my social media Ambernova seventy three.
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Speaker 2: FM and Ryan take Out.
Speaker 6: My two new podcasts with Tuna Tim about therapy called
Speaker 6: Time of Tuna Needs a Mama.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned for the news jrunk you right after the Monsters.
Speaker 1: Then at three o'clock it's the Jim Colvert Show. We're
Speaker 1: back tomorrow for a Thursday edition to do our thing
Speaker 1: from Amber Angel and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 11: They're leading to mess up Barri Mada, what awesome Rustling
Speaker 11: Lady Russ, whole lot of world to rock Prama.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. We ain't gotta go home, but
Speaker 2: we gotta get to swirls.