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Ryan Holmes The King of Denmark loses control of his segment when Deisi Del Toro proceedes to share why women actually marry men. Deisi has an idea on how she should hit the stage in Mount Dora. Monster MEssages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 2: live Daisy del Toro who will not be uncensored.
Speaker 1: She can say whatever she wants.
Speaker 4: And if he cuts me off before ten minutes, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be mad.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's gonna be mad. She's gonna be mad. We
Speaker 2: won't cut her off at all. How's that sound? I
Speaker 2: won't cut you off at all.
Speaker 4: I would like that rush show a little respect, like
Speaker 4: I put work into this face four country country guy
Speaker 4: put that. I'm putting effort.
Speaker 2: Phase four all right now, it's same for the King
Speaker 2: of Denmark right home to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 4: Oh shoot player, okay for the daily proclamation.
Speaker 5: Ah way, okay, oh yeah, you buy that mortgage guy?
Speaker 6: Done from that mortgage guy?
Speaker 5: Done dot com more on that late or I am
Speaker 5: having a week man.
Speaker 6: It has just been like one of those weeks where
Speaker 6: I can't win.
Speaker 5: Okay, why it's just like from from me thinking I
Speaker 5: had a colonoscopy this week. Like various other things, I
Speaker 5: do a lot of Facebook marketplace deals. I Don'm not
Speaker 5: just a windows shopper like Angel. Okay, I'm in the
Speaker 5: streets making Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1: I really close to pulling a trigger on a transaction.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it can look it's it's it is very willy nilly.
Speaker 5: And the problem is is like I buy a lot
Speaker 5: of stuff only while I'm drinking. That's the thing, and
Speaker 5: so like like I almost never buy anything for myself
Speaker 5: on a day to day basis. But if you throw
Speaker 5: back a couple of mom Waters, which I have to
Speaker 5: drink now because they got rid of dad Waters, and
Speaker 5: I'm gonna die on this hill, bring back the dad Waters.
Speaker 6: The mom Waters. They're okay, but it feels weird to
Speaker 6: drink a Sarah.
Speaker 1: What's dad water?
Speaker 6: Dad Waters?
Speaker 5: They were like uncarbonated tequila drinks that had various flavors.
Speaker 6: It's just filling that guy. And I guess a lot
Speaker 6: of people didn't want to drink a drink called Gary.
Speaker 2: We have someone coming in next week that has some
Speaker 2: sort of a drink thing like that where you can
Speaker 2: get like like like grown up drinks in a can
Speaker 2: kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Is this hard lemonade like the hardlimonade.
Speaker 5: It's I think they're tequila based kind of they're like
Speaker 5: flat white claws.
Speaker 6: Basically because I'm tired.
Speaker 5: I'm tired of physy things like white claw because I'm
Speaker 5: getting a little bit older.
Speaker 6: I got the acid reflux.
Speaker 5: Now, which I'm pretty sure my wife gave to me
Speaker 5: because she had it, and then suddenly I have acid reflex.
Speaker 5: So that's how it works, yelling her every night ago,
Speaker 5: this is your fault.
Speaker 6: You gave me acid reflux.
Speaker 4: Ryan, I discovered through discovery.
Speaker 1: Ryan discovery. She discovered through discovery.
Speaker 4: She discovered that the best way is to take fresh
Speaker 4: straw berries, a little bit of lime juice, a little
Speaker 4: bit of triple sack of course, and some eyes and
Speaker 4: make it into a slushy at home. They are super healthy.
Speaker 1: How does that help his acid reflex?
Speaker 4: It's going to fix it. It's a problem I've had
Speaker 4: in this whole week.
Speaker 6: I have fixed it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a fantastic It's like.
Speaker 4: A remedy man, and I felt energetic.
Speaker 1: Sounds like an elixir. It sounds like a like a
Speaker 1: like a medical drink.
Speaker 4: Does it.
Speaker 6: You need to give it a name?
Speaker 4: Well, they said, I can't say on the radio.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, what she can say?
Speaker 4: Just the letter just f t bucket or it.
Speaker 1: She's like waiting for affirmation for it's like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: got you.
Speaker 7: She's like no, no, no, but it's I like that.
Speaker 5: The FCC is like a dog if you just spell
Speaker 5: it like he doesn't know.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, well cool? Well I uh do you do?
Speaker 6: You do a lot of drunk shopping, Daisy?
Speaker 4: Actually my worst is when I'm hungry shopping, that's the worst.
Speaker 4: But drunk shopping. You know what I do when I'm drunk, Ryan.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, getting away from me.
Speaker 4: You ask what when I get drunk? What I do
Speaker 4: is I look up funny videos. So every time you
Speaker 4: guys see me putting up funny videos for my stories
Speaker 4: is when I'm already drunk. God, because that's when I
Speaker 4: think they're funny. Like when I'm not drunk, I don't
Speaker 4: think they're funny. When I'm drunk, my wife, I think
Speaker 4: they're funny, gotcha, because I get that deeper humor somehow,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: So if you're going to send Daisy a d pic,
Speaker 5: just wait till you post the story of a funny
Speaker 5: me and then you'll like.
Speaker 1: The picture and then she'll be laughing at.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I didn't even know they were so cool? Can I
Speaker 4: show you one without showing it on the I.
Speaker 5: Don't want to see yours really cool and I told
Speaker 5: them I talk about it on the radio. Somebody Spanish.
Speaker 5: Now now we're involved in a public king.
Speaker 4: Just so you know, dude, it is very nice. But
Speaker 4: I looked at your profile. It looks like you're married.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying. I mean the profle is having a girl,
Speaker 4: just I am. But anyway, it is very nice. I
Speaker 4: see why she went for marriage. It was a very
Speaker 4: marriable one. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: No, I really I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 4: You many girls because it's good sex.
Speaker 1: No, you're talking about d picts.
Speaker 4: So I marry man because they have good penis.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're talking for dudes. It is your fault took
Speaker 1: her down.
Speaker 6: Comprehension is what happens.
Speaker 1: You'll be driving the the bus right now.
Speaker 5: I was talking about online shopping and sudden we're talking
Speaker 5: about a stranger and dean.
Speaker 6: So this is what happens with days. This is why
Speaker 6: I don't prepare people, like what.
Speaker 4: What do you guys think married? Do you guys think
Speaker 4: your wife's married? You for something else?
Speaker 6: I think my wife would still marry me if I
Speaker 6: had a subpar d.
Speaker 4: No, she would Ryan crazy, right. I think the only
Speaker 4: reason she went back to you is because you gave
Speaker 4: it to her good in high school and she missed
Speaker 4: you even married a different Ryan, because she was thinking
Speaker 4: of yours.
Speaker 3: Wi.
Speaker 6: Me and my wife never actually hooked up in high school.
Speaker 4: What oh, so she was dreaming of it, like I
Speaker 4: like when I see them.
Speaker 6: I'm like a lot of over the pants stuff. But
Speaker 6: like so she.
Speaker 4: Didn't know, see, oh you had her good, then her good?
Speaker 6: Oh I could rub some jeans.
Speaker 4: I see that.
Speaker 7: Maybe sistering a little like okay, you want to play
Speaker 7: in the deep end of the pool.
Speaker 4: This is what you Ryan. I'm just telling you. The
Speaker 4: psychology of what your wife went back to you and
Speaker 4: married you, and then all the women marry you was
Speaker 4: is because you're doing it right.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. We don't marry you guys
Speaker 4: for the stuff like we're too smart and as we're
Speaker 4: gold diggers. But there's not a lot of those there.
Speaker 4: The gold diggers are different, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But we are digging for the tool that can keep
Speaker 4: us alive until we die.
Speaker 1: This is your segment. You can take over anytime you want.
Speaker 1: I appreciate this, buddy. The talk about wiers for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: This is why she gets pulled off stage.
Speaker 4: Don't pull me off the stage to my comedy, dudes.
Speaker 7: Much like it was on the bus three dudes, and
Speaker 7: she wants to talk about to three guys, but we
Speaker 7: don't do You.
Speaker 4: Guys don't like that.
Speaker 6: We know we don't want to talk about dudes wieners.
Speaker 7: But like I was on the on the proof bus
Speaker 7: and I didn't want you to pay for a guy
Speaker 7: to strip on the roof, which is not we.
Speaker 4: Want to say, dudes, change the topic. I went to
Speaker 4: the strip glove again. I really did. Last Thursday. I
Speaker 4: was sad because I hadn't touched any for two months.
Speaker 1: Remember, Oh, that's right.
Speaker 4: So I went to the strip club and just so
Speaker 4: you guys know, there were a lot of new girls.
Speaker 4: I've never seen him alive.
Speaker 1: Oh I bet they knew you though when you walked in.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Some of them were from Venezuela. Oh really, I was
Speaker 4: shocked to see Venezuela. They're pretty, They're different, They're pretty, man.
Speaker 4: You know, my head is the words of the amy.
Speaker 4: The therapist. How she like nailed this dead on ball.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think you guys heard this, and I
Speaker 4: didn't hear that. I heard that. She said, I'm normal.
Speaker 7: Again, I called this you could ask the guys. I
Speaker 7: was like, this is this is because that's not what
Speaker 7: you say.
Speaker 8: I'm normal.
Speaker 4: No, she said, dude, to your back story, you're perfectly normal.
Speaker 6: Well for your.
Speaker 1: Back story, but your back story.
Speaker 4: Was people with my backstory become port stars.
Speaker 1: You know this right, Well that's what she was saying.
Speaker 4: See I didn't even do that, So I'm totally fine.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, but you again, your thrill is pushing the
Speaker 7: sexual figs and then see if people react. That gives
Speaker 7: you the pop that you want, and then you can't,
Speaker 7: then you'll find the next pop.
Speaker 4: Then I go home to that place that I have satisfied.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, you go back to your flop house, yes,
Speaker 7: where she stores Oliver buildings.
Speaker 1: Hey, Ryan, how's it going, Kody?
Speaker 5: If you want a house to store your dios and
Speaker 5: that mortgage guy done from that mortgage guy down can
Speaker 5: help you out. You want to find the man in
Speaker 5: the boat. Don't miss the quote. Compare your mote. That's
Speaker 5: he doesn't even prepare a segment. Yeah, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: He just brings off the word boobs and then take
Speaker 1: it Daisy.
Speaker 5: I don't do this on purpose, the promise by about
Speaker 5: ten fourteen, Daisy's like six shots deep and she's like
Speaker 5: a wild bronco that you can't control. So I come
Speaker 5: up with a basic idea, fully knowing full well Twitter
Speaker 5: it's gonna go left in some direction I can't even
Speaker 5: prepare for. So yeah, I don't. I don't sit and
Speaker 5: right for a fifteen minute bit on a Thursday.
Speaker 1: No, I do not, or Wednesday.
Speaker 4: But you know I'm a sapio sexual person, right did
Speaker 4: you know that?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 6: With I think, say feel sexual?
Speaker 4: What else would I talk about sex? There's more people
Speaker 4: like me than anybody else?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Sex?
Speaker 4: It means that you fall in love with people who
Speaker 4: have intelligent brains.
Speaker 1: Oh you just said.
Speaker 6: You fall in love with winners, but literally.
Speaker 4: Five minutes but after I talk to.
Speaker 1: The brain, So you only like you only like smart man.
Speaker 4: I like smart man with what nice winners? They have
Speaker 4: to be picture good like? I don't like the ugly one. Someone?
Speaker 1: So about that that house?
Speaker 5: Thing about that mortgage?
Speaker 4: To join the mortgage guy. I'm thinking about it, like
Speaker 4: I give money like to people who want to buy houses,
Speaker 4: and I support his business, like people can get loans
Speaker 4: from me to get their houses. Wouldn't that be cool?
Speaker 5: Nope, because that would ruin my sponsor that mortgage guy down.
Speaker 5: For that mortgage guy down that.
Speaker 4: More money so he can help his business. That's what
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 6: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: That's what she said.
Speaker 6: That is clearly what she said. Yeah said it wrung
Speaker 6: and he does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he does his own small business loans, he locks more.
Speaker 5: Just you can take out of show on Saturdays from
Speaker 5: nine to ten thirty here on Real Radio. It's awesome,
Speaker 5: it's a lot of fun. For some reason, he sponsors
Speaker 5: this still, please keep sponsoring it.
Speaker 1: Done.
Speaker 6: Uh, don't Mitch the buck a Perry quote with that
Speaker 6: Mores got done and show it shall be.
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Speaker 2: next couple of segments. We'll get to know Daisy a
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Speaker 2: see nine o'clock Satanna's got all written down like when
Speaker 2: we're doing everything. I think Savannah and angel are getting
Speaker 2: into a boat in the marsh with one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty some gators around nine o'clock and the hell yeah
Speaker 2: got then we got the that line was the zip line.
Speaker 2: He got the zip line thing going, and Amber and
Speaker 2: Nova's never done that before, so uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we call them doing lines with the ladies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got Amber and Angelique and Daisy all doing
Speaker 2: the zip line and uh and then we've got a
Speaker 2: Beer of the week, a special beer the week because
Speaker 2: they've got a beer garden out there now, angel so
Speaker 2: they're gonna be able to kind of debut and we
Speaker 2: get to previews their two new beers from gator Land.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they've got two specially brews specific for their their locations,
Speaker 7: which is really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll be on By the way, I want
Speaker 2: to thank Fox thirty five. They're gonna come out in
Speaker 2: the and and and video and film I guess live
Speaker 2: for their morning show over at Fox thirty five.
Speaker 1: So that's that's pretty cool as well.
Speaker 2: So that's all tomorrow at Gatorland, and then next Friday
Speaker 2: is a big show.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty excited about it. You know, it's the it's
Speaker 2: a it's a live show out of the Mountdoor Music Hall.
Speaker 2: And and Daisy, you got a good solid ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I'll give you ten minutes whatever you want.
Speaker 4: You got it because I was concerned if you cut
Speaker 4: me off, it's like a all this effort and then
Speaker 4: I even cut it down and have.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I won't cut you off. And once again,
Speaker 2: it's uncensored, so you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: I will strap myself to my chair so I can't
Speaker 2: get up there and get you.
Speaker 1: How's that sing?
Speaker 4: No, but you have signals with your hands. I've seen you. Why,
Speaker 4: I've seen you before.
Speaker 1: Listen, I get a little controlling, I know, I get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen you.
Speaker 1: But you know what it's worked out.
Speaker 4: Okay, talking about controlling, Can I be controlling?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'll want to see you now, Boddy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So here's what I was thinking. I was thinking, you know,
Speaker 4: because I love you know, charitable activities and things like that.
Speaker 4: And we just talked about you letting me have a
Speaker 4: table to put the tequila.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we got to promote that the best tequila
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 4: So I was thinking, why don't we do like in
Speaker 4: combination with.
Speaker 1: Your charity, the Karla k Cancer Screen Fund.
Speaker 4: I have some Monster fans who are willing to volunteer,
Speaker 4: and they're like super excited. They want to make this
Speaker 4: f t buckets that we talked about.
Speaker 1: Buckets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Oh he's here when you say it. Bugets, Yeah,
Speaker 4: ef it buckets and they want to make them. But
Speaker 4: I think it'd be cool if, like the Monster fans,
Speaker 4: they buy these buckets.
Speaker 1: It's like a drink that it's in a little bucket
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: It's in a little bucket, but it has like it
Speaker 4: has a punch and it has lemonade, and it has
Speaker 4: fresh lime juice and of course.
Speaker 1: Tequila the world.
Speaker 4: Yes, And it's always like a really yummy drink that
Speaker 4: they can have while they're hanging out with us, taking
Speaker 4: photos outside before they go into the actual comedy and
Speaker 4: everything else. All of those funds, one hundred percent would
Speaker 4: go to your charity, and I'll buy all the stuff,
Speaker 4: like I'll buy everything that it takes to make the drinks.
Speaker 4: They're gonna volunteer, and then all of that goes to the.
Speaker 6: Outfit.
Speaker 4: Forget how people, how about we bring like.
Speaker 2: Just forget the hot girls and we'll did you just
Speaker 2: say forget the hot girls we'll have.
Speaker 1: Damn daisy.
Speaker 4: People will do anything inside my mouth, don't do it.
Speaker 5: People are expensive, ugly people basically by you to be there.
Speaker 2: I think that's a wonderful idea. I don't know what
Speaker 2: we were talking about, sales of alcohol though, I like,
Speaker 2: I don't know where the I'd have to ask the
Speaker 2: people in Mount Dora. I appreciate it. It sounds like
Speaker 2: a great idea if they made special drinks.
Speaker 6: And bring my own people to do work for me.
Speaker 4: No, they're volunteers who, out of their kindness inside their
Speaker 4: soul and hearts.
Speaker 1: Want to that's a fancy way to say they're poor.
Speaker 6: Yeah, were you just described as slavery?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me ask you because angels usually good A
Speaker 2: bounce of this stuff off, so okay. They want as
Speaker 2: a charity thing. She wants to provide all the stuff
Speaker 2: and have and people for the charity want to mix
Speaker 2: it and make it a drink and then people can
Speaker 2: give donations for the drink.
Speaker 7: I think it's an awesome, a fantastic, brilliant idea in
Speaker 7: this specific event that we do have a business partner there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that and they're celling dry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so.
Speaker 7: We're we would be taking we would be hurting a
Speaker 7: part of the.
Speaker 6: Deal with right, but then they could be poor and
Speaker 6: they work for me.
Speaker 7: But I think we should actually debut that in uh,
Speaker 7: in whatever our next event is that.
Speaker 4: We don't have So they're they're making drinks for money.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, people are a huge part of the
Speaker 2: reason they're having us there is because our people drink
Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah, so that's how one of the ways
Speaker 2: they're making they.
Speaker 7: Actually they're actually adding more floating bars to accommodate our audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So what if our ladies who are volunteering for the
Speaker 4: tequila do it at the bar and it's fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, we can away from them. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's out of our appreciation poor people.
Speaker 6: Economics work. Okay, Well, we really just show up and
Speaker 6: then I'm I.
Speaker 7: Think it's an absolutely brilliant idea. I think we should
Speaker 7: like take it. Uh, let's put it, you know, put
Speaker 7: it in our back pocket in the very next event
Speaker 7: that we do, whether it's the car show or whether
Speaker 7: it's make a big deal to debut that there, because
Speaker 7: it's absolutely anything.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of.
Speaker 4: Because if I do tequila free tasting, then it's still
Speaker 4: taking a little bit away from their business unless we
Speaker 4: do like tiny Ticula's drink.
Speaker 2: The last thing I want to do is upset the
Speaker 2: people in Mount Dora, because they have been so nice
Speaker 2: to us, you know, so good to us.
Speaker 1: We don't want to.
Speaker 5: We don't cause let's not make them mad. You remember
Speaker 5: that time I assaulted the woman in a bathroom. Remember, Oh,
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 4: Not assault her. She liked it. I did not.
Speaker 1: I've heard guys say that before.
Speaker 4: I didn't assault her, just said the country boy had
Speaker 4: tied her up somewhere in the middle of the woods
Speaker 4: the day before. So I'm pretty sure what I did
Speaker 4: to her was nothing. She was probably disappointed.
Speaker 1: That's probably right, you know what I mean? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. That was in that
Speaker 1: small bar, right, we would that that that it.
Speaker 6: Was called something dog big Dog saloon, the Big Dog saloon.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. In the bathroom.
Speaker 1: She took you in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: That she thank you for saying that she took me
Speaker 4: in there. And that was like, Daisy, I am literally
Speaker 4: just like you, And I was like, how much of
Speaker 4: it are you? And then you know that's.
Speaker 2: Why I was standing there with you, and she said, hey, Daisy,
Speaker 2: come to the bathroom with me, and then you and
Speaker 2: you can't make her.
Speaker 1: You won't believe what she did to me in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Well, I did it, but she asked for it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she asked you, and then she sat for it.
Speaker 4: By what she was wearing. That's a way of making
Speaker 4: me sound like a total creepo.
Speaker 6: Nolf I did it. I'm just repeating it.
Speaker 4: She was wearing a skimpy skirt or just nipple covers.
Speaker 4: She was not. She was not, And the strippers they
Speaker 4: that's their job.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Back to back says okay, so are you all set
Speaker 2: and ready? You got your set for next Friday night?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: Ten minutes and it is ready.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 4: I got a night from your friend who said he
Speaker 4: had a thirty five thousand dollars outfit as a like
Speaker 4: coming out. Yeahs a comedian. Maybe I should have.
Speaker 6: A geyser had a thirty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: Ray roy Lloyd's Yeah, okay, you say he was.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have smoking bubbles? Can I bring like an ant?
Speaker 2: That's the weirdest question. Can I have smoking bubble Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: smoking bubbles are fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then as an outfit, I have to come up
Speaker 4: with something like the Daisy debut.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It should be big and flashy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have like sparkly lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I have a tied up redneck woman in my
Speaker 6: dressing room.
Speaker 4: That would be great. Could she have red hair? And
Speaker 4: like really cute boobs stand up on their own.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, I've got you.
Speaker 2: Lit'st sene where I got you, I got I got
Speaker 2: a run of show here which I had to put together.
Speaker 1: Daisy delto is. Oh yeah, you're right in the middle.
Speaker 4: God, don't make me open.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you love being open in the middle.
Speaker 1: You're not open and you're not closing. You're in the middle.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 4: I think your song say that in the middle is bad.
Speaker 4: His country song about the Beers a terrible song. It
Speaker 4: says something about being in the middle is awful. Boy,
Speaker 4: it really says it. You're either number one or not?
Speaker 4: Is the middle?
Speaker 1: You want to go first?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you want to go in the middle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's different for a show like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you closing?
Speaker 2: Ryan?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ryan's there, Ryan's your headliner. King of Denmark.
Speaker 4: Ryan I know you are, but that's why I'm asking.
Speaker 4: So Ryan's closing, Can I just not go right before Ryan?
Speaker 2: You're not going before that day, You're actually you're actually
Speaker 2: going before Tuttle. Yeah, so you're you're you're going before Tuttle,
Speaker 2: who's doing some sort of stunt.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2: Before I told him he cannot use he cannot use water,
Speaker 2: and he cannot set himself on fire.
Speaker 6: Didn't say pepe.
Speaker 4: Before me.
Speaker 2: We got telling you Tunnel, No, No, Tuttle's after her
Speaker 2: before you listen, Tyler is going to do a song
Speaker 2: before you.
Speaker 4: Tyler King. Okay, so there's a song and then there's
Speaker 4: oh Tyler King, that sounds like a good idea. Why
Speaker 4: don't I dress up? Was like some kind of no,
Speaker 4: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much tequila did you have this morning?
Speaker 4: I've had a lot, you know what. I realized, Like
Speaker 4: at home, I have the little thing in there that
Speaker 4: has a little like stupid, you just poor.
Speaker 2: It's the only poor thing I have in my house,
Speaker 2: the only poor thing she has for her tequila.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're drinking. You drinking half a bottle tequila.
Speaker 4: It is your fault.
Speaker 1: How's my fault?
Speaker 4: Because there's no poorer.
Speaker 2: Once again, she's stage four. It's Russa's fault. Everything's fault,
Speaker 2: stage four four.
Speaker 4: It gets better, Russ.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it gets better.
Speaker 6: So yeah it does. Ten years later, you get you.
Speaker 5: You call him and apologize for all the things that
Speaker 5: you've done, but he still can't talk about you on
Speaker 5: the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, specific it's pretty much it. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: You're going to hold a grudge on me.
Speaker 2: I never hold a grudges thinking about me. Unfortunately, I
Speaker 2: usually let everybody back in the other thing.
Speaker 6: He holds his weight.
Speaker 4: I just been on the that's gross fetish.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna play your hot takes and your messages.
Speaker 6: Hey, just so for the Monster's Night of Comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, this uh this coming not this Friday next right.
Speaker 5: I can let one person in, but you gotta be
Speaker 5: my intern for the day.
Speaker 1: I want an What do you need? You can have
Speaker 1: your wife next week.
Speaker 6: My wife is not my intern.
Speaker 5: I want to intern like how I had Megan, You
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like that was a great day
Speaker 5: for me.
Speaker 6: It was super helpful. I want an intern.
Speaker 1: It makes you sound very elitist, very snotty, very just.
Speaker 4: I mean, yes, can I bring my manager.
Speaker 6: As a manager?
Speaker 1: Of course? You got.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be my intern, Ryan, a real
Speaker 6: radio don FM.
Speaker 5: Give me a list of your qualifications and what you'd
Speaker 5: be and I'll get back to you answer your question.
Speaker 2: You're not even doing that much for the show, like
Speaker 2: like like I'm doing all the running around. I'll put
Speaker 2: it together and everything, and you're going to get an
Speaker 2: intern to what for what I do?
Speaker 6: Stop? You don't know how much it takes to be this.
Speaker 5: I make it look easy, but there's a lot that
Speaker 5: happens behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: Ryan. Can I get you someone to cut and do
Speaker 4: the shape up on your hair? Please? Handsome? I want
Speaker 4: you to look handsome for this.
Speaker 6: My hair looks great like.
Speaker 4: A Mexican poor guy. Were's the hat all day and
Speaker 4: you shouldn't have done it like in Mexico they have
Speaker 4: to do this for the heat. It's a purpose. You
Speaker 4: don't have that purpose. The naturally hot. Yeah, but I
Speaker 4: want you to look hot in like actual lifesn't like
Speaker 4: my hair, does Maryan. I don't want to lie to you, man,
Speaker 4: you can look way more handsome. Just trust me.
Speaker 1: It's not going to grow out in the week.
Speaker 4: You know, Puerto Ricans know what I'm talking about. Come on,
Speaker 4: you know this angel right a pert Ricas do their
Speaker 4: eyebrows and everything. They shape them up personally. I know
Speaker 4: Angel doesn't do it, but they do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I'm a grown ass man. Well, my intern,
Speaker 6: maybe could.
Speaker 4: Save get somebody to get on your hair.
Speaker 5: What do you think you need a well, apparently to
Speaker 5: shave me, so that could be part of the duty.
Speaker 6: I want to bring interns back.
Speaker 5: We can't officially bring them in the in the studio
Speaker 5: on air, but like on our little side gigs, we
Speaker 5: can have intern.
Speaker 1: And what do you want the intern to do for you?
Speaker 5: Bring me drinks, bring me water if something goes wrong,
Speaker 5: that I announce announced when you're walk coming into it.
Speaker 6: Announced me. Yeah, oh that would be great. Yeah his sweat,
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, like thank you daisy.
Speaker 4: She gets some powdering, some powdering.
Speaker 6: She knows what this is all about.
Speaker 4: All the time. I could have been powdered today.
Speaker 1: Yes, you could.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do your hot takes when we come out.
Speaker 2: You don't go anywhere. You're listening to the monster the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I found out guess today Deborah Roberts from
Speaker 2: The Colbert Show, along with Jack Bradshaw, will be at the.
Speaker 1: Event next Friday. Thank you dem for saying yes.
Speaker 2: And Jack, they'll be out there this uh this ready
Speaker 2: bit next Friday for the selfie pre party, meet and
Speaker 2: greet a third guy. Uh yeah, that's gonna happen next
Speaker 2: next Friday. Get your tickets by going to Real Radiomonsters
Speaker 2: dot com.
Speaker 1: That's Real Radio Monsters.
Speaker 2: Dot com and just click on either one of the
Speaker 2: graphics you see for that promote the event.
Speaker 1: Do we have any hot takes or messages today?
Speaker 6: We do.
Speaker 5: If you want to be a part of the show,
Speaker 5: go to the iHeartRadio app. You can use the talkback
Speaker 5: focus and you hear stuff on them monsters.
Speaker 6: After this little song, it's time for Hota boom, all right,
Speaker 6: hot take.
Speaker 8: So yeah, there's the reason why Dad Water is no
Speaker 8: longer on the shelves. It's because it's complete trash boo.
Speaker 8: Wrong sea Lane. If you're in the other studio, back
Speaker 8: me up on this, buddy. If you want to offer
Speaker 8: me a flat is it meant for a good time?
Speaker 8: Drink out of a can at a party on the beach,
Speaker 8: at a pool. I'm going to punch you in the face.
Speaker 8: Get out of here with that nonsense. Hopefully the mom
Speaker 8: water is shortly behind it, because it's worse than the
Speaker 8: Dad waters.
Speaker 5: Sir, you are You're absolutely incorrect. I will go. I
Speaker 5: will be said for the rest of my life. I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna be able to get Dad waters. They used
Speaker 5: to sell them and the targets around here, and they
Speaker 5: don't have them anymore. They're wrong in a different place now.
Speaker 5: I can't find them. So if you know where dad
Speaker 5: waters are, why is it my dad's always.
Speaker 6: Leaving me over there where.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 5: I'm not a compass. I don't know what you're pointing
Speaker 5: at to stop? You look like Portbrickan Hitler. What are
Speaker 5: you doing? Oh no, no, no, no, they don't have them,
Speaker 5: just mom waters run out that particularly there because no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I've been going for months and asking. They're not They're
Speaker 5: not stopping, they're not stocking him anymore. I don't know
Speaker 5: what happened.
Speaker 6: Uh Hot, we can deep.
Speaker 3: It's not Thursday. Everybody knows this. We can't eve his
Speaker 3: on Friday, Russ has Deep Famethrumbooses.
Speaker 4: Tromoses.
Speaker 2: I think you got a picture of that on your
Speaker 2: on your phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, that.
Speaker 5: Just just real quick. The smash burgers are US three
Speaker 5: hundred and sixty votes on our YouTube chant. Yeah, let's
Speaker 5: go with I'm gonna end it right now.
Speaker 2: Those I don't know XIX collect this morning since this
Speaker 2: National Hamburger Day, I said, you know, all hamburgers are good,
Speaker 2: but I believe that the smash burger is inferior to
Speaker 2: a regular, good, juicy burger.
Speaker 1: You bite your teeth into.
Speaker 5: Well fifty one percent of the audience. Do you think
Speaker 5: they agreed with your disagree?
Speaker 1: Uh, probably agreed.
Speaker 6: A regular as burger.
Speaker 2: There you go, and that's the way you put it, right,
Speaker 2: regular burger, regular burger. I didn't say regular a good
Speaker 2: meat he'd beat like a beef burger, like a good burger.
Speaker 2: You called it regular burger.
Speaker 5: To try regular burger that you tried to like, you know,
Speaker 5: your way, juicy, delicious burger, and the then smashburger.
Speaker 1: That's what that's what you did.
Speaker 6: No, I did not hot tag.
Speaker 3: The monsters in the morning, A big thick burger for
Speaker 3: a big thick boy.
Speaker 1: That's right. He was on one today. Thicker the better.
Speaker 9: Russ hot take smash Burgers total fraud, Thank you, and
Speaker 9: then smash. All that happened one day was a cook
Speaker 9: got angry and started smashing his meat on the grill,
Speaker 9: and they have the nerve to charge you more for
Speaker 9: two smashburgers have a regular burger, and there's less meat
Speaker 9: on the burger.
Speaker 6: Correct, total fraud.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Everything you just said is inaccurate. It's all true.
Speaker 7: It's not actually not true. We can I can show
Speaker 7: you the numbers.
Speaker 6: Hot.
Speaker 1: Uh, I ain't gonna lie that big country too. I
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna suck, but they don't want to.
Speaker 3: Buy me a truck now.
Speaker 2: Boy, it was a good song man.
Speaker 6: He did.
Speaker 2: He did a good job and he's very uh, you know,
Speaker 2: he's very happy. He actually had some songs he's recorded
Speaker 2: and stuff, and it's cool to see him doing well.
Speaker 1: Hot.
Speaker 6: I swear this is uh, this is the song I
Speaker 6: would buy.
Speaker 1: Yours was mediocre. This is ah something blocking it. Yay.
Speaker 4: No, that's all make sayingoopy, youp.
Speaker 5: Somebody doing nice.
Speaker 6: You get me in a while. That's not the original.
Speaker 6: Let's see hotday none as good as mine.
Speaker 3: Good morning, monsters, this is Phil.
Speaker 9: This message is for daisy days.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to see you on June.
Speaker 5: Fifth, and I declare you the most interesting woman in
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 1: Swirls.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a compliment.
Speaker 4: I took it as one. You know, my son tells
Speaker 4: you what I think. It's good.
Speaker 6: It's good, hot egg.
Speaker 8: Good morning, monsters. This is Cocoa Beach, Mexican Connie and
Speaker 8: a handsome.
Speaker 4: White guy Rob. Oh yeah, I remember a shout out
Speaker 4: to our girl Daisy and Ali. Monsters, come back to
Speaker 4: Brivark County. You come to our June fifth event. She
Speaker 4: caught herself. I don't know if I did or didn't,
Speaker 4: but but I know this her man is hot. This
Speaker 4: girl is a Mexican girl. You know, I know how
Speaker 4: she roped them. I know I know what happened.
Speaker 1: You know the trick?
Speaker 3: What monsters?
Speaker 10: Your boy, Isaac?
Speaker 3: You feel me?
Speaker 10: Hey, look, Daisy, if you're gonna do if you're gonna
Speaker 10: do this, I want Celia Cruz level commitment. You hear me,
Speaker 10: all right? I want the flair, all right? You know
Speaker 10: what I'm saying. Hey, hey, rush, Hey, back on the dog, Ryan, bro.
Speaker 10: He needs that's the talent, you feel me.
Speaker 6: He gotta be a one from day one.
Speaker 1: So you gotta be clean.
Speaker 10: Hey, Ryan, you want my qualifications. Uh, your boy being black.
Speaker 10: You hear me a y T y M getting with
Speaker 10: the O G y N you feel me, feel me?
Speaker 1: Please pick a black intern, please please.
Speaker 4: And he said that d pick first to me and
Speaker 4: then we make sure he's good to come as your
Speaker 4: well making.
Speaker 1: Oh that's over the line.
Speaker 5: Technically, neither of you work for hard so no, and
Speaker 5: those the rest of the hot takes.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much. Tomorrow we're on at Gatorland.
Speaker 2: You can join us, I think Savannah said, can get
Speaker 2: in about eight thirty eight forty five or so and
Speaker 2: it will be live on Fox thirty five tomorrow morning,
Speaker 2: if you're watching Fox thirty five. And yeah, man, David
Speaker 2: Martin's gonna be out there. We'll be out there live
Speaker 2: tomorrow and then next Friday. It's a big show. It's
Speaker 2: the Monsters live at night in mountdra Too many people
Speaker 2: to mention.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: We got a bunch of folks that are going to
Speaker 2: be out there that you know from the radio show
Speaker 2: that you can take pictures with, and a selfie party
Speaker 2: and a big show starting at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Our house band is Bad Saying and.
Speaker 2: The Angry Elves brought to you by jes Calmo and
Speaker 2: Mills Air. Get your tickets by going to rental radiomonsters
Speaker 2: dot com and get them now that you got Daisy.
Speaker 4: I got some gator Land business tomorrow.
Speaker 1: All right, what you got? Angel?
Speaker 11: Hey, find any social BENI a platformance official Angel and you.
Speaker 11: Ryan Ronald's coming on Instagram. Stay tuned for the news
Speaker 11: j Honkey right after the Monsters. Then at three o'clock It's
Speaker 11: the Jim Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow for Friday to
Speaker 11: do our things from Angel, Daisy and Ryan.
Speaker 7: Holmes, Deliderous mess Up Marry Man and one awesome Tequila
Speaker 7: Lady Russ hold on the world.
Speaker 5: Two Rock Roll.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
Speaker 1: gotta go home. We got the hell of lot of
Speaker 1: here swirls