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281: Seer Is (Unfortunately) Back + Voicemails

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Speaker 1: What everyone.

Speaker 2: Welcome back to another edition of the Grab My Banner Podcast,

Episode number two hundred and seventy something. I don't know

the number. It's a big one. We definitely didn't just

record about twenty five minutes of the show and then

looked down and realized that we didn't click the record button.

That didn't happen. Right now, that didn't happened. If people

tell you that that happened, they they have no idea

what they're talking about. They're lying to you.

Speaker 3: We didn't talk entirely about the patch notes and about

ballistic and buffs that happened, and that's not what happened.

Speaker 2: We didn't do that. We didn't do that at all.

And in fact, we didn't do that at all. We've

got Brian here, Kyle here, and we've got Nate across

the country sitting in a basement somewhere being our our

producer behind the scenes. We have a super long cable

that we use to keep him connected. It's super super long.

As long as fuck bought it from the good will. Yeah,

we found it a goodwill. As long as fuck took it. Nate,

how are you doing?

Speaker 4: Aloha? Greetings from Hawaii.

Speaker 2: That's how far he is. Can you even believe that? Yeah,

it's a waterproof, waterproof, it's shark proof. They try to

bite it. It's made from like you know, spider web, titanium,

owl whatever.

Speaker 1: It is, straight from a mixture of uranium and titanium.

Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, the two aniums. Brian, have you

read a single patch note? Okay, well, technically listen. Technically,

still have not read it? Theoretically he hasn't theoretically because

because whatever happened in a distant universe didn't actually happen.

It's not actually, it's not what was recorded right now.

Speaker 4: When you woke up this morning, had you read.

Speaker 2: Any you read any patch today? Okay, there it is,

there it is. That's how you know. That's how you know.

Speaker 1: I still can't believe.

Speaker 2: I know, dude, I've been doing this for so long.

That is the first time I've ever forgotten to click

the record button. That's but he just wanted to talk.

That's insane, boy, that's absolutely insane. I've had times where

we've lost episodes because of whatever. I've had times where

like episodes are all fucked up. I've had a lot

of different things. I've never not clicked the fucking record button.

But there's a first for everything. Okay, ladies and gents,

we got a patch over here to talk about mid

season split of what season is this? Fucking twenty eight

twenty nine? I don't even know what season this is.

It's called overclocks, that's what I know.

Speaker 1: Twenty nine.

Speaker 2: I believe it's twenty nine. I think it's twenty nine.

I have no idea, but it's the mid season split,

and Kyle, they gave us some heat I know, and

I don't know if it's heat that I want.

Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. Some of its heat

I really didn't want.

Speaker 2: It's some fucking heat I was trying to avoid.

Speaker 1: Yeah, some of it. Some stuff I'm actually excited about.

Speaker 2: If Kyle doesn't like it, I probably do.

Speaker 1: Well. There's something that I like that you'll like too.

Speaker 2: But there's some bullshit though. There's a lot of bullshit,

some definite bullshit in this patch note that Brian would

love because he's Brian. But there's also some bullshit that

none of us would love because we're not Brian, and

we don't hate one specific legend or we all hate

one specific legend entirely and Brian doesn't hate this ledgend.

I wonder who that beautiful blue eyed bastard. He scary

blue eyed bastard.

Speaker 1: That baby first of all, if I could take that

baby photo.

Speaker 2: That baby photo, fuck that baby.

Speaker 1: As soon as that thing pops up on my loading screen.

Speaker 2: I hate life, Oh shit, every single time. Just get

to it, boys. We've got the pass note here, overclocked.

The first thing we've got on the pass notes here, boys,

are some legend changes. And the first one we've got

is old balls ballistic. He's got his fucking he's geriatric

as hell, he's old as ship probably ball. He's got

balls that hang to his knee head. Remember when you

were ballistics ball that was ballistics ball bag and then

somebody banned me and I almost lost my account because

I was a ballistic ballbag. Meanwhile, you've got the I've

seen some seriously racist names apex legends and they don't

get banned. Yet when I'm ballistics ball bag, I get banned.

Speaker 1: Wasn't there a name that we saw the other day

that was like it was like the two words, but

the first letter of each word was flipped.

Speaker 2: It was like, oh yeah, what was it? It was like, uh,

it was like this wasn't it, but it would be

like old balls, but it would be like bold all

like it just flocked. Yeah, it just flopped. Oh no,

it was it was big dick, but it was it

was pig bick. It was big b Yeah, yeah, it

was whatever. That's how it was. That was funny. No,

it was dig big dig bick dig bick. Uh yeah

that's what it was. Uh ballistic. I mean, he's old,

he's back, and we're gonna see how back he is. Now.

We could try to pretend like we didn't just run

through this whole thing with Brian, but we already did,

so we're just gonna talk about it here. The passive

stick now respawns with this sling weapon in all game modes,

which I think is a plus.

Speaker 1: Is a big plus.

Speaker 2: Think that's good. Yeah, it can't be a minus. Can't

be a minus. Overheat now only applies to one weapon,

which I think is good because with what I'm about

to read right now, it would be ridiculous. Overheat damage

increased from fifteen to fifty. That's a gigantic change.

Speaker 1: That is huge.

Speaker 2: Overheat debuff duration increased from twelve to fifteen as like seconds, yes,

and then increase tactical charges from one to two. So

they're trying to change the way you use the whistler.

Speaker 1: Yeah, so just so you know, when you hit somebody

with the whistler, you do fifteen damage already, and then

now when they overheat, they do fifty. That's sixty five

total damage.

Speaker 2: That's what you can hit them with. Yeah, how many

shots does it take to overheat?

Speaker 1: Depends on the gun.

Speaker 2: Is it enough to kill somebody?

Speaker 1: Usually know, usually know, unless somebody else has already shot them. Okay,

so it also depends on the gun.

Speaker 3: So if you're going against a ballistic you need to

make sure that you're either fighting with a teammate or

have first damage. Yeah, that's because you don't want to

one v one him in a fair fight. Like if

you overheit a wingman, like it could still kill you

technically before it overheats, but that's the wing man.

Speaker 2: Yeah, again, you don't want to.

Speaker 3: Sorry, somebody just replied to one of my fucking comments

when I said Party was one of the most overrated

quarterbacks and they disagreed with that.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, you're a fucking hater. Tell me how

tell Yeah, tell me how sad your wife is?

Speaker 3: I mean sorry, Like you're replying to fucking comments on

a on a YouTube post about me saying party is overrated,

which he is, but that's besides the point.

Speaker 2: Wait wait why did you did you comment?

Speaker 1: You can't hitting the comments?

Speaker 3: Fine, but like going through and scrolling through a million Look,

if I'm gonna put a comment down, that's fine. I'm

just I'm throwing something out there. You read it and

scroll over.

Speaker 1: You're commenting to be a hater. But if somebody hates

your comment, no, no, you're missing it. You're missing it.

You're missing it.

Speaker 3: If I vote, if I if somebody puts a comment

on something and you don't agree with it, I'm not

taking my time to go and argue with some random

dude on the internet and try to start an argument

with him. I'm just gonna be like, you're an idiot.

Keep scrolling right, Okay. So, like this dude is like

he searched me out through thousands of comments and was like,

this is the comment I comment all I all I

replied was one not even to him. All I said

on the comment was one word that the post said,

who is the most overrated quarterback in the NFL, and

I just replied one word.

Speaker 2: I said, party, that's it. Yeah, but you you'd have

to expect somebody to be like, like a forty nine

Ers fan to be like no, But.

Speaker 3: I'm not the only one that said but there's many

comments in there of party and like just to go.

It was just funny going after mine. I just did

not expect to reply eye on that.

Speaker 2: What did he say? Uh? He said perty is underrated?

If anything awful, take is it?

Speaker 4: Jayhawk?

Speaker 2: Noquet?

Speaker 1: I think jay Hawk would definitely do that.

Speaker 2: But but yeah.

Speaker 1: It's just a random person. Understand. Look, Herbert's a big,

big option out here. A lot of people saying Herbert, Yeah,

he's a bum.

Speaker 2: Let's see who else is there?

Speaker 1: Fuck Uh, there's a couple Caleb Williams.

Speaker 3: Party's out there. There's a good amount of Caleb Williams

looking at it.

Speaker 1: Actually, Trevor Lawrence, Hey, Trevor Lawrence. So I think he's

got a chance.

Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm starting to lose hope. And I'm

a big Lawrence guy.

Speaker 1: I think he's got a chance.

Speaker 2: Low key Lawrence and Herbert the same freaking guy. Dude.

Speaker 3: Oh, Herbert's wildly talented can't can't play ball in the playoffs.

Speaker 2: Hebert's better than Lawrence. That's just so funny that you're like,

why would you reply on my reply?

Speaker 3: It's one thing to make a comment on the post.

It's another thing to be like, I'm going to argue

with the comments of someone who commented on a post.

Speaker 2: That's how comments sections work, that's how that's how you

get the best content out of content.

Speaker 3: I get that, but I'm just like, I'm never going

to take my time to go with argue with somebody

for an.

Speaker 1: I wouldn't let you know.

Speaker 2: I mean, I could gas like this guy. I think

you should reply and be like you mad, bro?

Speaker 3: Yeah do it, dude, I sure watch this. No I'm

gonna ever play you just you just mad. Him and

Shanahan both ass.

Speaker 1: So I think that's hilarious. Anyways. Yeah, one of my uncles, dude,

like literally before he passed away, was like all he

would do was troll people on Facebook and like go

into Facebook comments and just troll the ship out of

them for fun.

Speaker 2: What a way to go out.

Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, that's his whole life.

Speaker 2: He would join He would join like a like a

city's like mom's group.

Speaker 1: Comments. They would join some group and then some guy

would comment in there, and then he just say the

opposite ship and then fight with them on the.

Speaker 2: He joined the turtle. Oh my god, oh please, I

need to know how to spell Shanahan so I'm not

an idiot. Okay, Kyle talk about him and Shanahan are

both booty cheeks.

Speaker 1: Yeah he spelled it right.

Speaker 2: Did you spelled booty cheese? Okay? So Ballistic Ballistic, those

are those are the tactical changes. The ultimate Ballistic and

teammates within range get a sprint boost when his Ultimate

is activated. Previously, only Ballistic got a speed boost, and

sprint boots will only apply to the speed boost while

sprinting and will not speed up other types of movement.

Speaker 1: To keep that in mind, So originally he gave a

generic speed boost to everybody on your team. Then they

nerved it to where Ballistic is the only one that

got the speed boost, and then now they're making it

so now you only get a speed boost while sprinting.

Speaker 2: Do nothing.

Speaker 1: It that's a buff, but like it's kind of a

do nothing.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still it's a do nothing no matter what. Like, yeah,

anytime you're using that Oh you're sprinting.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you're running at somebody.

Speaker 3: It's not a buff because like they took away that

you speed boosts when you're walking, like it's a nerve, but.

Speaker 1: It's they did that in a previous patch, so they

nerved it to where ballistic is the only one they

got the speed boost, and then now they added back

that your teammates now get the speed boost.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, I missed the previous patch. Ye shocker, I know. Yeah,

I mean, yeah, it's a buff, but like it's a

cool Yeah, that's it now obviously the go ahead question. Yeah.

Speaker 4: Uh does anyone actually know the like the difference between

a d buff and a NERF? So I really hope

I'm not alone on this, but like, like, is there

an actual difference. Isn't a just the nerve?

Speaker 2: I feel like buff is something that happens to you

in the game. A nerve is something that they do

outside of the game to make your character less strong.

Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so like a buff is a temporary nerve. Yeah,

it's like it's like like getting silenced. Yeah, I think that's.

Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent on that either, though, I'm

just guessing what.

Speaker 3: That to me, that would make sense, okay, and if

we want to use that as terminology for the show,

I will ride with that.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I guess we should just start saying

d nerf and really fucking people up. Yeah, all up,

he got a de ner It's actually just.

Speaker 1: You know what I just thought about too.

Speaker 4: Instead of instead of like doing your perks, they're called

the nerves, we got a d buffed nerve.

Speaker 2: Uh shit.

Speaker 1: You know what I thought about though, is like him

getting the sling back after he gets res. I totally

forgot that they buffed him. So like, no matter whatever

your armors set at is whatever your sling weapons gun

attachments are, I forgot about that.

Speaker 2: Yeah. So the last thing here with ballistic and it

sounds like it would wouldn't be anything, but we saved

the best for last. The level upgrades are actually kind

of insane. We're just lost. I think I think we

just lost. That's all right though, the right away game

it's also they said stoppage time seven minutes, and it's

eight minutes in. I don't know it was seven minutes

and some change when are they scored was part of

the script anyway, So the upgrades here level two extra

bullet gain an additional tactical charge, which is how you

get three or trap mode when place in the world.

Ballistics Tactical last fifteen seconds and deals thirty five damage

if an enemy walks into it.

Speaker 1: Pretty good.

Speaker 2: Yeah, then you move over into level three and this

is the dangerous one. I believe, in my opinion, quiet

time Ballistics Tactical no longer applies overheat. Instead, it adds

silence and slow on hit. It also has a longer

cool down.

Speaker 4: It's going to depend on immediate silence.

Speaker 1: Immediate silence, and immediate slow. Yes, as soon as it

hits you. It is that a huge thing.

Speaker 3: Yes, that's a very powerful effect. I'm trying to think,

like in late game circles where there's multiple enemies that

you have to fight, what's better to silence them or

to uh to silence and stun one or to turn

off multiple guns in that fight? Like what's better at

the end circles.

Speaker 2: I think with the other characters that we're going to

get to, I think the silence is gonna be pretty

bit Actually maybe no, because you see what I mean,

because like how it gets so much silence already.

Speaker 1: Yeah, to see your silence. Yeah. Yeah, you don't need

the science of it.

Speaker 2: You don't need to do it.

Speaker 1: You don't need it unless you're trying to counter a seer.

You don't need it. I don't think. Yeah. The reason

why I think ballistics not as good is because SARS meta.

If wasn't meta, I think ballistics will be better.

Speaker 3: At the end of the day, this game does not

matter if you can't shoot your gun. So I'm probably

sticking to the one where I just get the extra

charge and get to knock out three guns in the

end circle.

Speaker 1: Yeah, plus you get an extra fifteen seconds on the

old if you take the other one.

Speaker 3: If I'm fighting and all of a sudden, I can

take out literally two players on the opposing team just

off tax that that fights a win, true, that fights,

just an outright win.

Speaker 2: So last thing here, they moved the killing time to

level three, still provides a fifteen second extension to Ballistics ultimate.

So there it is. Uh, but there, that's basically ballistic.

He's a lot better, probably gonna get picked more. I

haven't seen anything in Scrims of him getting picked. But

also Scrims haven't even really been able to be played

right now, so I've.

Speaker 4: Seen it a little bit. Everyone's a little rusty on

the ballistics since he's been out of the metah for

so long.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so it might take a while, but I wouldn't

be surprised if you're watching like ALGs and you see

like match six or seven where you're starting to see

ballistics come out, because they might have the ability to

move teams and do different stuff like that speed boost.

It's still like, I still think it's probably not gonna happen.

But depending on the legends that that go through, I mean,

he's gonna be a lot better than some of the

other legends out there, true, I think. Now let's get

to the next one here, Pathfinder, big one, big one

for path Fine, big one for Pathy. This is the

funniest patch note I've ever read about pathfind.

Speaker 1: Here the first one.

Speaker 2: It's a fucking It is the funniest ship I've ever read.

Passive Pathfinder now tucks in his legs while riding the

horizontal zip lines. He tucks his legs.

Speaker 1: Why is that? Actually they showed a picture of it

two in the past.

Speaker 2: It's just him pulling his legs up.

Speaker 1: To his chest.

Speaker 2: Why is that actually good? It's so good. It's actually

like that actually makes it eight that.

Speaker 1: He looks like a little box when he when he's

writing the zimple.

Speaker 2: He looks like a fucking square, like the freaking fridge. True, true,

that's right, that is right, a smaller fridge. Now it

is fantastic. Now we get to the second one here.

This should make him a little harder to hit when

riding on his ultimate and other zip lines in the world.

The tactical increase tactical charges from one to two big,

remove the progressive cool down and is now a flat

twenty seconds big.

Speaker 3: I mean, what did the progressive cooldowns start at twelve?

Speaker 1: I think ten ten goes up to thirty.

Speaker 3: Okay, meeting them addle, I understand the concept there, um,

but you get two of.

Speaker 1: Them, you get two grapples in the base kit.

Speaker 2: No, I get that.

Speaker 3: One of the most powerful things with Pathfinder is always

the small grapples and the fact that you do get

to have that instantly, like the double small grapple to

reposition on height and stuff like in a small fight.

That's huge, don't get me wrong. But also at the

same time, that's the third one. There can be a

little rough like twenty second cooldown is actually like a

solid cooldown instead of having a ten second like that,

because typically you grapple, you're probably there for a few

seconds anyway, and then it's not that I guess it's

not happening.

Speaker 2: I don't know.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think about thinking. I would just

call it. I wouldn't say it's a buff or nerve,

it's a quality life.

Speaker 2: I I honestly would rather have two charges in twenty

second cool down one charge with ten. I think it's

an upgrade to too Yeah, I mean I guess.

Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, And the upgrade to two was on Purple,

wasn't even on Blue, so you didn't even get that

to the end. I would say, like it's probably maybe

it's a slight buff, but it's not much.

Speaker 2: It's a lot less. I think it's a big buff.

Speaker 1: It's a big buff in my opinion.

Speaker 2: And also, yeah, but it's still not going to make

a difference in its play rate.

Speaker 1: The no, no, no, no, listen to the part.

Speaker 3: We have purpose we've got If that's where it ended

his play rate and changing, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, perks are big ultimate increase the launch speed

of a zip line projectile, which took forever and deuce

the cool down of his ultimate from three minutes to

two minutes. Big all right, all right?

Speaker 1: Would I tell you when I tell you, as soon

as you launch it, it's up, it's up. It's immediately.

You could launch it and immediately take it.

Speaker 3: Did they ever fix it to where you can actually

stick it on to the thing you want to?

Speaker 1: Now? I mean it still has a range, but I

mean like, well.

Speaker 3: No, Like you know, you look at something and be like,

I should definitely be able to plant it on there,

and it's red, and you're like, I can't fucking plant

the end of the ziplane there.

Speaker 1: I think they fixed that. It's mostly most of the

stuff's pretty good now. I mean they even let you

shoot on out of bounce things.

Speaker 3: And that's better, all right, So I mean that helps

go ahead and continue. He's now maybe seeing a little

bit more fun play, but nothing crazy.

Speaker 2: Level two. Field Research now grants all recon perks instead

of just survey beacon scan, and ring Master now grants

all controller perks and stead of just ring console access.

What are those perks?

Speaker 4: Field Research is threat vision. When you ad s a

ring Master, is you get an extra shield when you're

in the circle.

Speaker 2: Oh, get an extra level of shield when you're in

the zone. That's good for his fat ass.

Speaker 1: So i'm blue, you get purple.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good for his fat ass.

Speaker 4: On purple, you get red.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, what else does he have? Level three overshield.

Speaker 1: Does not stack with overshield?

Speaker 2: Okay. Level three landing gear grants more air control and

faster recovery, faster recovery from hard landings. That this replaces

the two tactical charges upgrade. That just why did it

have to replace it? Because we have two charges?

Speaker 1: Now? Yeah?

Speaker 3: Oh oh, I thought he replaced the two charges that

he had in his base.

Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, okay, yeah no, that's.

Speaker 1: So you get horizons passive.

Speaker 3: Basically, that right there makes a big difference for path.

That's the one that actually makes a difference for him.

Speaker 1: The other I think I think that one's the actually

the for fun one. I think the other park in

this category is the one you take for.

Speaker 4: Teams zip wine zen.

Speaker 1: Right, well, they buffed it a little bit more, but yes.

Speaker 4: I'm just I haven't played him in so long. What

is the other one? What is his other level three?

Speaker 2: Okay? Let me get to Uh no, that was the

only I don't remember what his other level three was,

but that is the that is the one that changed it.

Speaker 1: Yeah, zip line zen is the other one. So you

get two zip lines and then your teammates move faster

on your zip line and take the right damage.

Speaker 2: There it is. I think this is huge for Pathfinder dude.

I actually think we're going to see him a little

bit nailgs.

Speaker 1: I think he'll actually get used because I will, he'll

be a like fringe.

Speaker 2: At the end.

Speaker 3: If and it's if they will be getting picked first, No,

if they have to ban.

Speaker 2: Out the right legends and then they got to go

to like, it's not going to be not getting picked first.

But this is still good for him. He's not even

going to get this second or third. True. I'm going

to be one hundred percent honest. This is where he

should stay. This is where he should stay. They should

not revert anything else. Give him the two charges, give

him that cool down, keep those perks. This to me,

in a world where Apex Legends developers are making characters

fucking crazy insane, this to me is the most balanced

character in my opinion. Yeah, this makes sense. This makes sense.

I feel like this is where the buck stops with Pathfinder.

Leave it here. Okay, so they're right there.

Speaker 3: You just said my problem with him in those meta

if everything else is broken and he's balanced, he's ass.

Speaker 2: I don't think he is. I think he can still.

I think he can still compete.

Speaker 3: I just feel like in there's no way he's in

anywhere close to an optimal choice for a movement legend.

Speaker 2: I think he's more optimal because they they do nerve

like Valkyrie later on.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna nerve. They nerve ut pretty.

Speaker 2: Hard, and I like, I don't know who else who

else am I missing here?

Speaker 1: They all so nerve the new character Axel.

Speaker 2: But even Axel is like Axel is good for movement,

like I would say, kind of like poy to POI yes, uh,

I think she's being combated right now by by Pathfinder.

Speaker 1: Yeah zipline, Well, because Pathfinder the best thing about the

zipline is you can take height with it. Axel only

allows you to move fast while on the ground. So ixakly,

that's like where Pathfinder actually is better.

Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna be honest, how do we feel about

path I feel good. I feel like this is really good.

Speaker 1: I think he's really good right now.

Speaker 2: I think this is fucking insane. I like it. I

like it a lot.

Speaker 1: I like that he's now going to be more like

the jack of all trades character, kind of like how

Alter is, where like you can pick between recon or.

Speaker 2: Controller, whatever you need for your squad, you can pick for.

Speaker 1: That, you can kind of fill in.

Speaker 2: I like that too, because imagine you're in like a

ranked game and you maybe don't get a ring console,

you know, and you're like, all right, well we do

have a beacon, like, we'll hit that. Yeah, we'll use

those abilities. We'll go from there. Especially if you already

are running a different type of legend. He can slot in,

he can fill in right there. You're getting two tacks,

you're getting the cool down flat flattened out. At twenty.

You already have the changes with him. On the zip lines,

you have the changes with him like everywhere else. I

feel like this is where this is where he should be.

This is where he should stay because I feel like

if you do anything more than this, he could be dominant.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, they said in the patch shows. The reason

why they gave him the knee tucking thing is because

they didn't want to change his hip box. Yeahause, last

time they did that fucked everything up exactly.

Speaker 2: Let's get to the next one here, and this one

is seer bad day passive. Increase the activation speed of

the heartbeat sensor. Okay, that's fine. Decrease the interval time

between heart beats bad. I mean, that's still fine.

Speaker 1: If you were a good seeri, you should be able

to tell where they're heading anyway.

Speaker 2: This is actually it makes it It makes it like

where you're seeing it quicker. Yeah, I know that's what

I'm saying.

Speaker 3: But if you, like you were a good seier to

begin with, you should have enough understanding to be able

to roughly track where they were going to be anyway,

so you know where to look.

Speaker 4: And it makes bad players worse.

Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, bad players better. Yeah, but I wouldn't

call it that necessarily a true buff Okay. Decreased activation

time for unarmed a d S ing made the delay

when aiming more consistent between weapon and and unarmed fuck me. Okay,

so again, just made it easier for bad players. Yeah,

this means the heart beat SENSI will appear at the

same time regardless of the weapon you're using. It's that's

quality of life.

Speaker 1: Quality of life. But I mean, so to compare it

to you, it's like originals here when he first came out. Yeah,

you get to pull it up fast, which, like I said,

pulling it up fast like that, that is nice.

Speaker 2: But at the same time, like it's still.

Speaker 3: The tracking and the faster and the heartbeat, unless it's

like so fast that it's almost NonStop.

Speaker 2: Like it was originally.

Speaker 3: If it's original where it's like it is just a

solid constant basically, that's different. If it's still pulsing and

it's just posing a little faster. Yeah, a good sear

should be able to still keep an eye out and

keep track of where somebody is and be able to understand,

Like if you're underneath me and I see that you're

underneath me and the arrow is pointing towards the door,

I know you're to the door. And if it pulses

and you've moved across the other side of the room,

I know you're starting to rotate or starting to play

a different angle.

Speaker 1: It's pretty close.

Speaker 3: Yeah, just again, I think so far, the biggest thing

is that it comes up a little faster, but even

that's not broken.

Speaker 2: Okay, let's get to the tacticle. Sure, reduce the delay

time between launch and hit and improve the slow on

hit should now halt faster moving legends more effectively. Okay,

so the stun is bullshit. It shouldn't stun like that.

Speaker 1: It's a tunnel.

Speaker 3: No, I know, it shouldn't stun. And it's got a

detonation on it that goes faster. So now it's easier

to hit with faster pips. Yet, now he's starting to

get a little bit annoying. I wouldn't necessarily say he's

like meta broken, just so I.

Speaker 1: Can remind you because you probably don't remember this. He

silences in his base kit. Now he doesn't have to

get a perk.

Speaker 2: That's fine, there's no perk. He no, I get that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, And what I'm saying is it's annoying. But most

of the time a sear is hitting you with that tack,

it is for recon through a building, through a He.

Speaker 2: Does also get two charges, now, right, he has two charges.

Speaker 3: Two charges doesn't help that case at all, you know,

But I will say that he's like at this point,

he is good. Remember last time I played him, he

was fucking dog cheeks. Yes, now he is Now he

is good. Now he is viable. Yeah, now he's good.

Now he's viable.

Speaker 2: Upon deployment of the now we're moving into the ultimate. Here.

Upon deployment, there is now a two quick, two second

scan of the area which will highlight any enemy in

the area of the attack, no of the ultimate of

the ultimate, and.

Speaker 1: You throw the ultimate the entire area that it's it. Yeah,

I mean, but you know where all of them are,

even if they're crouching whatever.

Speaker 2: Like, So if they weren't moving it, no matter what

you see it, you still see where they are two seconds,

got it? Okay. Enemies that enter the area after it's

deployed will now also be scanned for two seconds, and

then cloaked enemies will now show footsteps if they are

within the ultimate zone. Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3: But I again, it's gonna come down to the range

of throwing it, because that was always I stand by, dude,

that was tough. That was the biggest thing with Sere

in the beginning is I could throw it at my

feet defensively, or I could throw it onto somebody else

and get all the knowledge on them from a mile away,

and I can't throw it.

Speaker 1: That far, but you can still throw it pretty far.

Speaker 2: You can do like a twenty yard out route.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right, it's not I mean, it's not

like when it was completely asked where it was just

like you lobbed it ten ft in front of you. Yeah,

less than the lebb buckle, but like it should be

way further than a caustic trap. It should, probably, but

it shouldn't be like freaking bangalo or smoke like he

used to being.

Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think it's more like a caustic trap.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably close to my guess is probably close

to horizonsal.

Speaker 2: Now, the reason why this is bad in the competitive

scene is I've seen clips online of their scrims where

people are getting silenced like not nine times within like

a three seconds second span. It's like like they're going

through some bullshit there. Now. The one thing I will say, though,

is if the one thing about competitive is if a

character is broken enough, they will get banned, because remember

the most like a character, like the most played character

in any match, will get banned. The only problem is

there's also a lot of really good other characters out there,

so there is a very good likelihood that you're seeing here,

probably like matches one through.

Speaker 3: Three, It just depends on what team what it's needed. Like, So,

what I noticed a lot with ALJS, and this also

applies to other types of gaming, is it's not about

the most popular legend, It's about the most irreplaceable legend. Right,

you have to play this legend to be meta, and

it might not be the strongest legend in the meta.

Seer might be replaceable with another legend, but a Newcastle

might not be right. So everyone's running Newcastle because they

have to. There's no other legend that does what that does,

gathering information like Serr has. You might have other scan

legends or recon legends that are out there that can

still build some of that information and kind of patchwork

to replace. So teams may not need it, or some

teams may not care about having it, and maybe they

want more of a base kit because they're expecting to

get silenced a million times. So I'm curious how that

plays out.

Speaker 1: So Sears gross, yeahs Sears absolutely gonna going to be good.

Is there anything else they did for me?

Speaker 2: That was it? That was it? Right? You guys made

me think it was gonna be a lot more.

Speaker 1: It's already bad.

Speaker 2: B I think it's I don't think you've seen Seer

in a long time because you haven't read the passions

from his recent buffs. But like this adding on top

of it is it's gonna make it tough.

Speaker 1: I so I think at the past one, they made

the tunnel bigger, and they made it deatonate faster, and

then and.

Speaker 2: This one they essentially made it deadening faster. Again.

Speaker 1: Yes, so they've already made a Dame faster or twice.

Speaker 2: You have two charges and it's got a stun on it.

The stun is the bad part.

Speaker 1: It's got a stun on it, and it silences you.

Speaker 2: The silence is annoying. The stun will kill you. Yeah,

that's the way that works, I would say.

Speaker 1: And now the heart beats like faster, and it's been

since he came out.

Speaker 3: Yeah, the heart peaping faster is nice. I still stand

by it. That's not as pressing as some of the

other stuff. I still think the stun is the most

brutal part. If they wanted Zere to not be as pushed,

they would just give it to the stunt.

Speaker 1: I feel like he doesn't give it to the sun.

It doesn't need the silence that would be real with you.

Speaker 3: Well, even if you get the has the silence that

is that's a thing right silently, it's annoying. It goes

on cool down. Essentially, it puts your ability on cool down, right,

that's the equivalence of it. At least says no abilities

for X time.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 3: The stun is I'm just gonna stun you and swing you. Yeah,

and that's a that's a killer. So I'm not a

fan of the stun in a game like this where

there's such high movement where you can jump on somebody

while they're stunned. In that aspect, but I think as

a chase mechanic it is nice. But I don't that's

the part I would say. If there's anything on his

kit that needs to go, it's probably the stunt. I

think you'll I think in ALGs you'll probably see more

kills off of that stun than you will off any

other singular ability.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: He also gets a double jump while he's in his ault.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that, and he kind of like floats

down to No got rid of because people were pissed

off about it.

Speaker 2: I mean the double jumps fine, double jumps. Nice, It's fine.

Speaker 3: You can maybe elevate and get up to hide a

little faster, play it at a different angle.

Speaker 2: But I stand by it still.

Speaker 3: You know, the the stunt is what makes everything else

that he does broken, right because you take it with

a stunt. It's like, okay, you scan, somebody can turn

them off. Well guess what they can still turn and

shoot you.

Speaker 2: True, I think that silence is this killer.

Speaker 3: Well, the silence is dangerous, but more so than anything

like it doesn't inhibit your ability to fight. It inhibits

your ability to escape and inhibits your ability to I think.

Speaker 2: It to inhibit your ability to fight. I can, but like.

Speaker 4: If you're running a more defensive comp.

Speaker 1: Like if I'm running a Gibraltar and you silence me,

I no longer get a gunshield. So like that's an

actually fifty HP that I will not have.

Speaker 4: You can't fast raise your teammates if your Lifeline or Newcastle.

Speaker 3: Yeah no, I understand that it definitely changes some of

those aspects. But I would rather have no gunshield than

be stunned in a fight.

Speaker 2: But aren't we aren't. Doesn't he still stun But I'm saying,

like the stunt.

Speaker 1: But I'm saying if it's between the two of them,

they if they want to take him down a peg

where he ends up being too strong before he takes.

Speaker 2: The sun out, take the stunt out is where it's hot,

so sears good and he's gonna be a problem. Yes,

he's gonna be a big problem. Let's move into axl here.

We already kind of talked about these, but we'll just

run through them real quick. The tactical reduced max in

world count from three to two and reduced the HP

from one to fifty to two to one hundred, and

then the passive and tactical notch players can no longer

slide across zip codes as axle or while under the

effect of the nitro gate. They can still boost through

a nitro gate, but once the effect time runs out,

they will slow down accordingly. And then the upgrades. The

super Slider upgrade no longer grants a second tactical charge

instead and now grants nitro gate five second cool down

reduction and a max plus one in the world count

for her tactical.

Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that a lot because having yeah, having

two taxes just it was ridiculous, fucking bonkers.

Speaker 2: It was ridiculous. I will say though, now I do

think remember how I was saying, the two ultimates one

it's like that one's could be scary. This other one

you could still pick. But if I do think we're

gonna see a lot more of the two Ultimates.

Speaker 4: It's a little more even.

Speaker 1: I played, I played Ranked when this first dropped on Tuesday.

I think I played Ranked with a few of the boys,

and I saw more axles running the dual Ultimate, and

that shit fucks.

Speaker 2: You up, dude, Brian, I know you haven't played this

legend with her too old, with her two ultimates. This

Ultimate runs at you. It shoots you up straight into

the air.

Speaker 4: And then change that too.

Speaker 2: They did kind of change that now. I'll get to

that in a second. Shit, but you can still anybody

with aim can hit you on this new arc. But

it is ridiculous. The Ultimate, the kickstart now replaces now

displaces victims on a pairbolic arc based on their velocity

at the moment of impact instead of straight up, and

reduced enemy highlight duration slightly to better match stunt duration.

Speaker 4: So, so what happens if you're just like sitting still?

Speaker 2: You get shot straight up in the air Gosha, So.

Speaker 1: It's advantageous of you to be moving when it hits you.

Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more of a boop.

Speaker 2: They did not change the HP on it, so this

thing is still hard to kill. Two hundred baby, it's

a piece of shit to kill. Axel is still really good. Yes,

Axel actually changed a lot of things for this season,

and I can say that, you know, I don't think

I remember when the season first dropped there were people

complaining a lot about Axel as the character. I actually

think a lot of that was kind of overblown, playing

a lot of these axles, Like, yes, they do rush

up on you a lot of times, but you can

also do the same thing. I think it was a

little bit overblown, But I do think this kind of

balances are out a little bit better.

Speaker 1: So I think only having one TAC two also kind

of gets rid of the feel bad of like I've

placed my Watson fence or whatever and they just throw

a tack on the other side of it and slide into.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not able to do that as much. Yeah,

so that is actual moving on into Mad Maggie here,

the tax will increase cool down from twenty eight twenty

two seconds to twenty eight seconds. Crazy that was needed.

And then the ultimate. The speed boost granted from running

on the pucks dropped by the wrecking ball has been

replaced by a sprint boost. They love this new sprint boost.

You're already sprinting when you're on them, like you're I don't,

I don't understand it. Uh, will no longer speed up

all movement just when sprinting. That's it.

Speaker 1: I kind of hate that because it was really good

when you were like straight fighting somebody else with a shotgun.

Speaker 4: Especially after you just like broke a bubble.

Speaker 2: Oh I guess that's the one movement that would change that, right.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I means you can't straight speed isn't as crazy.

Speaker 4: Especially since she has is uh that Warlord's ire, So

she moves like full sprint with shotgun out.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4: It's a pretty pretty heavy nerve for her.

Speaker 2: Now, Valkyrie the last one here. Uh no, there's actually

one more legend after this. Valkyrie removed the recent improvement

which allowed her to land faster from skydiving, which you

could drop your tack on somebody as your skydiving land

on them. You landed faster and you could get to

shooting real quick. They took that out, So Valkyrie needs

to play a little bit more with her team when

she's landing on these on these teams.

Speaker 1: And not as dive bomby.

Speaker 2: Yeah, not as dive bomby.

Speaker 1: Uh.

Speaker 2: And then the last one here conduit. This is a

hot fix we talked about. We had already kind of

talked that they nerved her a little bit more. No

need to go into that, but basically she's just not

as good. That's that's just it.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I think this nerve is

just mainly for like, uh, for ranked Yeah, it's just

because like people were chowing people off the rep with

conduits and.

Speaker 2: Winning, yeah a single time. Probably aistic buff Maybe that

as well could be true.

Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want to deal with an overheat.

Speaker 2: Plus it is kind of insane that they gave her

half a split and she was gone.

Speaker 1: True. I do kind of hate that, Yeah, but like

it is what it is. I thought she was strong,

Like I didn't think she needed a nerve.

Speaker 3: I'm and be honest, Yeah, but I mean it might

be a like I said, she may not have needed

a nerve, but like if you were to say a seer,

I would just say, like a very aggressive comp would

be like Seer ballistic and Conduit.

Speaker 2: Do you want to deal with that? Your silence to

your guns turned off and they have extra.

Speaker 1: Health Brian, I didn't want to deal with the comp

last season it was fucking Alter Axel and yeah Gibraltar,

Maggie and Maggie.

Speaker 3: Yeah, heaven forbid that something happens to the ballistic or

to guess what Conduit's not in, it's going to be

Alter ballistic and se her like, send blistic and see

her in and call them back with Alter if you

need to.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that shit's always been.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Revtain all over again pretty much.

Speaker 1: That's what Alter has now become.

Speaker 2: Yeah, with the ballistical, Yeah, it's a better rivting. Let's

get to the weapons here, boys. The Hemlock ar white

magazine reduced from twenty one bullets to twenty. Blue magazine

from twenty four to twenty two, in purple and gold

from twenty seven to twenty five, So they just reduce

the amount of bullets. It's still really really good. It's

still gonna be really good. People are gonna use it.

The EVA eight small increase to handling speed and the

Mosambique small increase to handling speed as well, So both

shotguns got a little bit better there as far as

they're handling. Goes eh locked top ups. We got a

new one executioner available on the Peacekeeper and the Mastiff

knocking an enemy rant's fifty shield regeneration over ten seconds. Yes,

siphon is now an apex legends we are siphoning.

Speaker 1: We are siphoning pretty sure.

Speaker 4: I saw a nice wig trying this out and it

stacks with Skirmisher passive. It does stocks and you are

say you're like thirty health. You got fifty health and

fifty shield.

Speaker 2: Goodness, gracious, goodness, gracious on the meat the Peacekeeper and

the Massif. It costs three hundred and seventy five points

to unlock. You've also got dual shell that has been

removed from the Massif, and they did remove disrupt rounds

from the Peacekeeper.

Speaker 1: I think that kind of nerves the PK low key.

Speaker 2: It does a lot, It does do that a lot executioner,

but now you've got executioner.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't think it's as good as disrupt.

Speaker 4: Around yeah, I mean as far as damage output, yeah,

then you've.

Speaker 2: Got the graffiti mod being removed from the long Bow,

the Wingman in the mo Zambique and added to the

flat Line, and the vault.

Speaker 1: By the way, flat Line might be back.

Speaker 2: Flat Line could be back, And in any case, I'm back.

Speaker 1: Because I was testing it out the other day. It

helps the handling on that thing something fierce.

Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, the termos vault just makes me so erected.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 4: Also, go ahead and shout out the long Bow. I

think that's going to really hurt. It really hurt the

longbows play.

Speaker 2: Because yeah, it was actually finally being used again. The

long Bow might, now, as this podcast has gone on,

might be the most disrespected gun in the history of

the game.

Speaker 4: It is the most the most fucked gun.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we've said it multiple times, but I'm

now thinking about the guns that we've had in this game,

and I'm trying even the Mozambique.

Speaker 3: Yeah, like, longbows had its era where it was before

our show though, that's the thing. Now, there was a

very brief time where it was like during the show

and what they learned was pictured the G seven meta,

but oh my god, so much worse hitting hit for

like what was it like one thirty five dome piece like.

Speaker 1: That when the skull piercer on that bitch.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was also a faster fire rate. It

was insane. That gun was so oppressive, so fast because

you didn't even need a sight for it. I think

what they should do to make the long bow its

own special type of weapons. Put a fixed scope on it,

its own special fixed scope, like a craber, you have

its own fixed scope on it.

Speaker 1: I think they just make it into the WA two

thousand from two.

Speaker 2: From Modward two, the front the WA two thousand. The

WA two thousand was fucking That thing was a heater.

Both charger has been added to the fucking Nemesis.

Speaker 1: Just an absolutely insane thing.

Speaker 2: That is ridiculous. Remember when I said I was back.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Bro, I'm gonna tell you this.

It still stays burst, so it's not that overpowered, but

it's still fucks. I mean, you misunderstand, Kyle. I don't

know how to use a burst. Therefore everyone else gets

a new toy and I don't. Yeah, well it is

an automatic burst, but I still it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3: I don't know how to track, I play single fire,

don't know I play single fire for a reason.

Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha with Wallhacks. Last thing here. The maps for

the split pubs will be Stormpoint, World's Edge and Kings Canyon,

and then ranked will be Stormpoint, World's Edge and e District,

which is fucking fucking the best you could do. Right,

you're missing Olympus. It all right, Yeah you're missing.

Speaker 1: And stop.

Speaker 2: Olympus gangs. Stand up?

Speaker 1: Ye, Ranked might be the worst thing ever. Say you're

joking right now, Olympus game stand up on rank. Olympus

is fine, not rank. Learn how to play?

Speaker 2: He's fucking around. There's no ways n't.

Speaker 1: Even sniff rank learn.

Speaker 2: Learn how to play the game? Boys, bride, what's your

dream ranked rotation?

Speaker 3: I would say, because you get three maps, right, so

I say it's gonna be Olympus k C and.

Speaker 2: I'm tired of World's Edge. I probably go Stormpoint. Yeah,

it's probably Stormpoint. I do like Stormpoint.

Speaker 1: So you should have played last season down.

Speaker 2: There is no way just set a ranked rotation. That

just eluded hes kidding in Olympus. Why would it not.

There's literally two of the original maps.

Speaker 1: There's the two worst ranked maps.

Speaker 2: The first three.

Speaker 3: Literally they've had the most work done, and they've been

consistently altered due to the best.

Speaker 2: No, Nate, what were you gonna say?

Speaker 4: I said, since you love Olympus so much, tell me

a little bit about Summer's university?

Speaker 1: He said, yeah, tell me tell me what you know?

Speaker 2: What side I'm gonna lie? I cut glass. I didn't.

I didn't even know who the campus was. I just

didn't even bother.

Speaker 3: I heard there was a university, and I just immediately said,

I'm going to it's the it's the horizon.

Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I know, yeah, it's it's summer. It's

freaking horizon. I know that. I just uh. I heard

that there was school and books involved, and I went

the other direction. Yeah, yeah, dude, this is hella sad?

What something hella sad on here? Removing Chance Campian squad screen?

Speaker 1: I saw that.

Speaker 2: What we are removing the champion squad screen from ranked matches.

You will now see your team and your squad. You

will now still see your team on the your squad screen.

Then immediately load into the drop ship.

Speaker 1: Seconds.

Speaker 2: It didn't even take that long.

Speaker 4: Yeah, screen from.

Speaker 1: Is it only in rank though? Is that?

Speaker 4: Yeah?

Speaker 2: That's sad though.

Speaker 1: That's tough.

Speaker 2: That's a tough look, just.

Speaker 4: Like popping off with your boys winning a game and

then being champion.

Speaker 1: Squad, and then sometimes when it doesn't work and you

you're like, what the fuck, why aren't we champions Squad?

Speaker 2: I just closed out of the patch notes and I

got Noco puffs and his first tweet is sei as

hell axle two drones is worse than two pads and

the speed of the game has lost its flow.

Speaker 1: Yep, that sounds I don't know.

Speaker 2: That is insane. That is insane. All right, boys, Well,

that is it for all the patch notes. That is

everything there, and that should just about do it. We

are gonna send it on down to the voicemails and

send you guys on the rest of your week. Let's

get it, all right.

Speaker 1: Nate, sweet big Nathaniel.

Speaker 4: I'm just looking at some of these quality of life

and seeing if there's anything they're worthy.

Speaker 1: Crazy, there's something really worth. Shit's kind of wicked.

Speaker 5: Okay, alright, Nate, are all yeah, all right, bro Fluck

gets you some sleepy bye bye.

Speaker 6: Sleepy ayahs, yes, sir, Yeah, all right, guys, all right,

see you all later, alrighty peece pace.

Speaker 2: All right, boys, let's see what we got here. Gosh damn, okay,

you all ready for this? Here we go? Three, two one?

All right, ladies and gents. Let's round it out with

the voicemails here. And I'm not gonna lie. We have

a lot of them, so we might not go to

all of them here, but we've got a ton. First

one here comes from Uncle Jack.

Speaker 1: What's up boys, Uncle Jack?

Speaker 7: Here.

Speaker 8: I just listened to episode two to two of the

GMB podcast, and I know Jay Hawk was talking about

the big fun you know, conspiracy theory. But I thought

I'd give my two cents in here.

Speaker 6: Uh.

Speaker 9: Basically, when I was when I'm in university, me and

my roommate, we would make this big pot of chili

and we would go and buy these like the little meters,

you know, but you could get like a forty pack

for like nine bucks, and so we would and then

we'd only get like the eight buns each.

Speaker 10: So we were actually triple glicking the bun.

Speaker 11: Because we we wanted to space it out enough so

that we had the buns to last us the rest

of the week. But we meal prepped it so it

was a chili cheese dog. So you'd add the cheese,

you'd add the chili, and then you put the triple

glick with the sauce on the bun. Now, the structural

integrity of the bun, you.

Speaker 10: Had to get a little bit more of an expensive

bun in order to was that ever a beautiful meal prep?

Speaker 1: Anyways?

Speaker 2: Love you boys?

Speaker 10: Just hit Masters a couple of weeks ago, feeling good,

trying to go for double masters is split.

Speaker 2: But so what are they meal prepping for college?

Speaker 1: Dude?

Speaker 2: They made a big pot. Yeah, meal prepping. You're like, oh,

they're going to hit the gym. No, no, no, they're

fucking not hitting no gam And so we used to

do something similar in my household. We'd have a big

pot of chili or something and some dogs in the fridge,

and what we'd do is we'd actually take the dogs

and throw them the microwave newcomer real fast, and then

we'd tear them up and throw them on top of

a piece of white bread because we ran out of buns,

and just top it with the freaking chili and just

make a big plate out of the Dude called them

messy dogs. Hell yeah, okay, uh yeah, dude, fucking hell yeah,

hell yeah. Meal prepping college.

Speaker 1: I think he's meal prepping to get hammered and then

so he doesn't have to cook later.

Speaker 3: That's I just can't imagine how bad that fucking apartment smells.

Speaker 1: It probably thanks bro breaking the girl back.

Speaker 2: She's like, why is this smell like fucking ship? I

was like chili and was like, like, wet and chili, cheese, onion.

Yeah it's onion. We made chili.

Speaker 1: Yeah you want some?

Speaker 2: I meal prepped it all right. Next one comes from

gigs Go Next, Yeah.

Speaker 7: What GMB has spent a long time since I've left

the voice smell the residential rampartment. Yes, so I shipped

myself to the Tragic. Ironically, after you guys had the

talking about.

Speaker 2: On hold on, hold on, people just keep calling in

and telling us that they shipped themselves.

Speaker 1: I think it's after I was shipping myself.

Speaker 2: Don't don't do it on purpose.

Speaker 1: Don't do it.

Speaker 2: Keep ship everybody's ship in their pain.

Speaker 1: Don't don't shoot your pants on purpose. I wouldn't wish join.

Speaker 7: My club, but now I'm remember getting into the story.

Speaker 1: Welcome to the club, Big.

Speaker 7: I woke up out of Tier in Texas, started my

day early so I could get some breakfast at the

Big Bear. I normally like that place a little treaty

after I took my trust, and yeah, so I can

that place because when my when I started about like

an hour in, my stomach starts gurgling, and I was like,

I wanted to stop. My company. They don't like me

stopping on the side of the road, So I, you know,

look to sometimes where I could stop. The nearest place

I can stop is five minutes away, Like, all right,

we'll make it that far. Maybe like two more minutes

go by, and I was like, OK, I need to

freaking go, and I pull off an exit, pull off

to the side of the road, which my company doesn't like,

and I should you know, the moment I stand up,

I fucking bowels just explode explosive diar. I didn't think

that was a real thing. And until it happened. Yeah,

I just kept going and going. The moment I stood up,

had ship running down my legs. It was so gross.

Happens you know, all turn intive was me shitting in

the trash can, which was not as bad but kind

of bad. At least I ended up freaking tossing out

my underwear, tossing out my pants.

Speaker 2: I'm driving straight home.

Speaker 7: White mask boundary, the paper towels probably have hamlids from that,

cleaned up with some Chlorox wipes and got back on

the road.

Speaker 2: Wipes is wild.

Speaker 7: Freaking sixty more miles until I could reach a loves Ye.

Speaker 2: Loves baby, I I hope you had a chosen.

Speaker 7: Cool, probably top ten words experience of my life.

Speaker 9: And I just.

Speaker 7: I don't know why that would happen to me after

I listened to a podcast about shooting yourself. Had I

not listen to that podcast, But I just ship myself.

Who knows?

Speaker 2: But but I'm glad to give see. Yeah, it does suck,

doesn't That does suck?

Speaker 1: He didn't give us the like, if this happens, here's

how you handle it.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the guy, the guy who called us

last time was in the shower recording the voicemail after

each at his pants.

Speaker 1: That's actually really dedication.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm curious why we didn't get that dedication out

of this guy.

Speaker 2: Well, I know the loves.

Speaker 1: It's probably tough when you're in the loves and somebody's listening.

Speaker 2: I promise you loves is heard worse.

Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure there's probably people who have tried

to have sex in that show.

Speaker 2: I've seen some things that would not believe. I've seen

some things that loves that you just wouldn't believe. It's

some crazy to believe it. Actually, because you've seen the loves,

you'd believe it.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen a couple of lot

lizards walking around Loves.

Speaker 2: No, there we go, there's a lot of lizards. There's

a lot of lizards. I actually saw one like two

weeks ago here in town.

Speaker 1: No Way.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I was dropping off some parts somewhere and I

drove by this like back alley to get to this place,

and a girl hopped out of this guy's truck, and

as he had hopped out, and I was like, something

went down in there she did. I don't think they

were discussing the trucking industry. No, anyway. The next one

was a whole lot of talking comes from number one

hater of Underscore. And then it's the email is Cornish

game hend three Way at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1: Cornish game in three Way.

Speaker 12: Uh Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2: Boys?

Speaker 12: Brian's the actual one, and Big News media has been

saying that there's a bunch of us, but there's not.

Speaker 2: There's one.

Speaker 12: I am known for my feet, such as saying Kyle

has the confidence of a red bell pepper. I don't

know though he's been well, so he's a sick puppy.

Speaker 2: But I like that.

Speaker 1: I am very the reason I'm.

Speaker 12: Calling, and it's kind of Bachelor related, but they're just

talking about kitt and mister kitten whiskers there. It made

me think of the episode talking about pet names.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just need to know.

Speaker 12: Is Kyle calling his new girl booty and I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 2: Top five worst?

Speaker 1: I never heard that name.

Speaker 13: Ere He said you Brian, but he really said he

really said, he said funking to me, I felt that

one in my soul.

Speaker 2: All right, Kyle, you got any pet names?

Speaker 7: No?

Speaker 1: I don't have any pet names for this?

Speaker 2: Is this? Is this a stay tuned for Bachelor to

see what's going on?

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, stay tuned for Bachelor. But no, I don't

have any pet names for I think pet names is

like something I gotta work up to, because like, I

will eventually call you a pet name, but like I don't.

Speaker 3: Got to gotta pop at least three blues before that happens.

Speaker 1: We gotta hang it out for a while before I'm

calling you a pet name. God.

Speaker 2: Oh God, all right, Uh dude, you know what's crazy

is I still have all of those og Bachelor episodes

saved on my computer and we had to take him

down for reasons, but I could re upload those ones.

Speaker 1: Just upload them.

Speaker 2: I say, what we do for Bachelor is and and

I think Nate. Nate's gonna have to keep up with

me on this, like we were talking about before the show.

But He's like, bro, just click on an episode and

we'll listen to it real quick and we'll see what

it is. Because me and Nate have a secret, uh

secret Spotify ip that I upload stuff too for him

to listen to before I post it.

Speaker 3: And uh, I can't say it, of course, we just

say it. And like I can show you you have

to do for this entire thing, just one fat leap.

Speaker 2: I don't even remember what I called it, but I

put this some random like Google stock photo and it's

out there somewhere. Does that how many views? Though? Have

probably won Nate? I wonder well, because the second he

listens to it, I delete it so nobody else can

because they have like a lot of like stuff from

the past in there. But yeah, I say we just

bring those episodes back. We can play it on my phone,

play the clips on it, and then we can go

back into it. Yeah yeah, hell yeah. Next one comes

from just Josh.

Speaker 14: What guys, it's just Josh here. I'm out currently outside

enjoying my coffee. It's a nice, well kind of a

nice morning. It's it's a bit drizzly outside, and I'm

getting ate up by mosquitoes. I probably have all kinds

of malaria and yellow fever and all kinds of stuff

right now. They keep they keep biting me. Anyway, I

got a little hypothetical for you boys. Would you guys, now,

if you had to choose one, would you guys rather

drink a gallon of Hamburger water or a gallon of

hot dog water?

Speaker 2: Let me hear what you guys think. I think. I

don't think I could. I don't think I could put

down dog dog water.

Speaker 1: I could do hot dog. I can't do hamburger, I don't.

Speaker 2: I don't think I can put down hot dog. I

think I'd have to do hamburger.

Speaker 1: I can't do hamburger.

Speaker 3: The hot dog would go down cleaner, the hamburger would

leave residual in your mouth.

Speaker 1: I just couldn't do hamburger.

Speaker 3: That would just coat your mouth so much. With both,

but like, I feel like the hot dog.

Speaker 1: Would you'd be able to drink it easier. The other

one would be thicker.

Speaker 2: I think if you didn't tell me it was hot

dog water. But you're like, hey, this isn't going to

be enjoyable, and you just handed it to me. I

could put it down. I'm sure you could put it down.

I'm us, I'm.

Speaker 1: Talking fucking I'm thinking. It's like I saw you got

to escape from the room, but the only way to

do it is you got a chug.

Speaker 2: You have lived your life. Why the choice is yours?

Speaker 1: Dog?

Speaker 2: I need to rewatch those movies.

Speaker 1: They're so one through three are so good.

Speaker 2: So good, They're so good. It took us so long

to get you to watch those.

Speaker 1: Kyle, I know, well, I hated Horror the.

Speaker 2: Elite they're yeah, but they're just great movies.

Speaker 1: Such a well I know, I was like, they have

great storylines to them. That's why they're good.

Speaker 2: They have such elite movies. Okay, let's do I'm looking

through some of these. Let's do. Uh we got anonymous

we got anonymous, let's do anonymous like, uh, it's just

Josh again.

Speaker 14: I think, uh, I think you guys might need a

sponsor from uh Pampers or Huggies.

Speaker 2: Or something like that.

Speaker 1: Depends you guys might need some some.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you especially Kyle.

Speaker 14: I think Kyle needs you needs a sponsorship or he

needs he needs he needs something needs, Kyle needs some help.

Speaker 1: If I could get a dependent sponsorship.

Speaker 2: I would trying to think of Kyle and a diaper.

Speaker 3: It'd be tough. You'd have to have a bad diaper.

You need a big and you go as Captain Underpants

to Halloween next year. I'd be low key sick.

Speaker 1: Like I'm not shaving.

Speaker 3: My body's funnier if you don't get the old cloth

like ones and the big giant safety pin. Oh yeah, yeah,

get those.

Speaker 2: I'll do sweet. You go back to potty training or something.

Speaker 1: Uh tough.

Speaker 2: To use the bathroom again. I honestly, I'm standing on

a piss spot that my daughter put on this carpet

right here. It is, I'm literally standing on it as

this episode is being recorded.

Speaker 14: Hell yeah, Kyle, I don't know, man, I mean, you're

you're a little old to be uh, on your side.

Speaker 2: He's a little young.

Speaker 15: I think I'm young, bro, thirty, I just had a baby,

So I think I got some extra uh some extra

dipe dip sling around here somewhere he can ask Brian,

he's probably got some extras.

Speaker 1: Then my fat ass. Unfortunately.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I got some left, you.

Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

Speaker 2: It might be worth wild.

Speaker 1: Probably I need three of those.

Speaker 2: I don't know.

Speaker 1: I think it's worth looking into or something.

Speaker 2: Thanks Bro, thank you, sir, thank you, I appreciate you. Thanks.

Just yeah, I got some. I got some pampers, pull

ups I got I got some of those. I don't

think that would fit.

Speaker 1: I need to like makeshift him with like a duct

tape or something.

Speaker 2: What if you just did a duct tape diaper. Remember

when Brian had the duct tape wallet.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that that.

Speaker 2: He had that shift for a long ass Yeah maybe

a month.

Speaker 3: What no, no, no, I wanted one, but I never.

Speaker 2: Fucking duck takee wallet.

Speaker 1: Then I Omar had one.

Speaker 2: I uh yeah, he had one. Uh, Flores had one.

Speaker 1: Because that's how I learned about him was from that

and then a few other.

Speaker 2: I think it's bullshit. The worst part about buying a

wall or getting a wallet is buying it because you're like,

I just spent money to put money in this thing.

Speaker 15: Yeah, I don't get pissed off every time you're like,

fuck yeah.

Speaker 2: I try not to get wallets unless they're gifts. If

they're gifts, then I'm like nice.

Speaker 1: Because I've had the same wallet for like fucking ten years.

Speaker 2: That's yeah, That's what I try not to because I'm like, dude,

I'm just spending money to put money in this exactly,

and it pisses me off every single time.

Speaker 1: And people don't even most places don't even take cash anymore,

so I'm like, fuck man, I was like, I just

don't want to. I barely take cash, bro, I love cash.

Speaker 2: Next one comes from graduation. The email is ex or

Meat at brian mail dot com.

Speaker 1: Boys.

Speaker 16: Long time listener, first time caller. Just wanted to call

in and let y'all boys know that I've been listening

to y'all since about like the eighth grade. I just

graduated high school today.

Speaker 2: I want to stop, dude, stop my back immediately.

Speaker 1: Nothing makes you feel older than when people call and

say that ship bro. I feel old.

Speaker 16: Joe's and all the times it's got me through rough times.

Speaker 1: Appreciate you and that's.

Speaker 16: Really something that i'd be looking forward to. Sometimes I

just got nothing else going on and I was just

throwing at GMB and have a good laugh. So I

just want to thank you all for all the hard

work you put into these. Of course, y'all know that

you are really appreciated for what you do, and I

hope it never ends because getting a good laugh every week,

for the most part, this something I always be looking

forward to. So I just want to thank you boys.

And yeah, fuck you Brian.

Speaker 1: This dude's been waiting since eighth grade.

Speaker 2: He puts so much gusto into this dude's been.

Speaker 1: Waiting for graduated in high school. He was like, I'm

gonna say fuck you bro.

Speaker 2: This week he graduated high school. He's like, I'm finally

older than Yeah, I could do it. I'm an adult now. No, dude,

I really do appreciate it, because dude, there's uh, you know,

there's some there's some weeks where it feels like you

know what's going on, Like what's going on with the show,

what's happening We've been doing it for so long, But

like it's nice to hear that because it's just nice

to hear from people who've been listening for a long time.

Because I have my shows where I've been listening forever

and they helped me get through times, and uh, it

feels good. Yeah, it feels good. I love it. I

love it. I'm I'm glad you're graduating. Congratulations on that

as well. And I like to offer this up too,

because a lot of people only listen to Grab My

Banner if you really need to get through a tough

time or anything like that, or you're just bored. We

have plenty of other shows, and I guarantee you it's

the exact same context.

Speaker 1: It's a little different.

Speaker 3: I stand by. I love Banner. I love Banner. I

love chilling with the boys. I love the voicemail segment.

I still think Bachelor. Bachelor's my favorite Bachelor has.

Speaker 2: The best conversations on it.

Speaker 3: There's sometimes we're just doing dumb stuff that we a

run where we're just not like super serious, But the

in depth conversations that we get on Bachelor are so

much more meaningful. And if you want, if you're going

through it, start pulling up some of the Bachelor episodes.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So go check out those shows we got

Grab My Bachelor. We also have like Megladon is Real,

which by the way, I forgot to click the published

button last week until last Wednesday or this No, this Monday,

so there is a brand new Megladon is Real. It

was supposed to be there last Friday, but I didn't

click the button until Monday, so it is there. And

I think it was one of our better episodes because

we prepared for that.

Speaker 1: Like pretty we were pretty locked in.

Speaker 2: We were locked in for that one. I was so

locked Brian wasn't hear unfortunately, which sucks because I know

Brian didn't watch some stuff too.

Speaker 3: I had been looking for that one for a minute,

like I had been like having stuff just coming to

my feed for that episode repeatedly, repeatedly. I watched some

videos and I like checked into stuff. I did stuff

on my own, and I was like, I was ready

to go to the show, like it's my anniversary. Yeah crap, yep.

Speaker 2: There it is. But shout out to you, congratulations on graduating.

Now it's time to kick it in the next year.

The rest of your life is coming, fella. Let's get

to the next one. Here, we've got Brian's number one

fan with the thought provoking scene. That's the name of it, yoll,

what's up boy?

Speaker 17: It's Brian's number one fan.

Speaker 1: Here.

Speaker 17: It's been a while since I've left a voicemail. My

girlfriend broke off me, so I'm depressed.

Speaker 18: Anyway, check Me and my homie were driving and we

were thinking about bleatout spots again, and we think that

like a fully decked out in samurai armor and a

cherry blossom.

Speaker 1: Like grotto fields, like a natural.

Speaker 17: One, and like the nature, like with the white kerry

blossom pedals around you as you're bleeding out, as you

you're leaned up against the tree, looking off into space, longingly,

holding your wound on your chest, admiring the batterie you

had back home. The shogun's daughter. Just imagine that for me.

Tell me that's Tell me that's not top three.

Speaker 16: Tell me that's top three.

Speaker 2: I see you. That's elite.

Speaker 1: That's very last samurai ask Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2: And and if you think about it too, the samurai

they didn't fear death. It was something they welcomed.

Speaker 1: So have you guys ever watched last Summer.

Speaker 2: The one with Tom Cruise. I haven't watched it pretty good.

I'm pretty sure I have.

Speaker 1: It's a pretty good movie.

Speaker 3: I can't like say the movie like I only remember

like a little bit of it, and there's one scene

specifically I remember of it, but it would spoil like

the entire.

Speaker 1: Don't do that. Yeah, it's it's a good movie.

Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's a sick one. That's a sick one.

We'll have to do some more bleedout spots. Will last

one here I'm gonna do. There's a lot more voicemails,

and I will get to them next week, but I

want to save some of these. Last one here is

Jayhawk follow up.

Speaker 19: This is a response to the previous voicemail I sent

where I was talking about the Glizzy epidemic, or as

I like to refer to it as the Big Bun Conspiracy.

I mean, is it too much to ask for a

man to just proportionally slide his Glizzy into some buns? Anyway,

why it explained that the reason I started laughing on

the last voicemail was because somebody walked up and heard

me saying it talking about the glizz and you guys

were speculating that maybe it was like my roommate walked

in no, no, no, no, no, that would be far better

of a situation. When I send these voicemails as I

currently am, I am walking around my neighborhood.

Speaker 2: Okay, he's on a walk.

Speaker 4: Get my steps say.

Speaker 19: And so, when I was sending the voicemail about the Wieners,

a mother and a and she was pushing a stroller

have a kid that was like two years older, walked

up and looked at.

Speaker 1: Like that.

Speaker 19: That's why I should be laughing so much, because to

be fair, I turned the corner.

Speaker 1: The younger one there already knows.

Speaker 19: With her child, and she's like, it is free. He's

talking about Wieners, right, So.

Speaker 2: Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's tough. Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 7: Yeah.

Speaker 3: The younger one, the two year old, doesn't know and

the mom clearly knows.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Could be worse, could be worse.

Speaker 1: Say I to be honest, that is bad, But it

could be so much worse.

Speaker 2: It could be way worse. How could it have been worse?

Speaker 1: The kids could have been older, and then the mom

could have kids could have understood. Mom could have been

a Karen and kids could have started asking questions.

Speaker 2: He could have been describing it as he just did.

Where he's like, I'm just tired of my wiener to

bun ratio not being good enough. He could have described

it that way, yeah, because before he was clearly talking

about hot dogs and buns. Yes, what he just described

right now sounds like he's having trouble in the bedroom.

He's having a tough time. He could have been describing

it that way, which at that point would have been

way worse. Yes, I guess. Also it could have been

like an elderly couple. But I mean they kind of

get it.

Speaker 3: They would laugh anyway. Go check out Jay's podcast between

two Cheeks.

Speaker 2: Uh, dude me, dude, I I I might start a

Counterstrike podcast. Brot's I might do it. Bro watching counter Strike?

I love Aphex so much. Counter Strike kicks ass. Why

don't you just he bear with me playing counter Strike

out to that time down?

Speaker 1: I fucking I'll turn it on to watch. I can't

fucking play my thoughts.

Speaker 3: Well, actually I need to try again because I actually

uninstalled and reinstalled some graphics strivers on my laptop, so

I might actually try again.

Speaker 1: But I mean, that's shit's running the same shit since

the fucking nineties, bro.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and literally it used to work on this and

then it just stopped working one day. Bitch, But I

why why do we not do this? Why why do

we not create an individual IP? Are almost done due

right and put Banner, Bachelor, Meg, everything on one platform

so when we get an episode out, we're getting one

to two to three episodes a week every week, and

it's all under one IP, one thing. And like you

just labeled grab my Banner, grab my Bachelor, like our

listeners will know what it is. You can do a

counter strike.

Speaker 2: I think that's just a.

Speaker 1: Lot of work to move all the episodes that we've

already made, all the two hundred and seventy something.

Speaker 2: You can literally call it grab my b site. I

was thinking about calling it grab my bomb site. Actually

that's what that was the name I have. I mean,

I don't know if you want bomb site in your

title for algorithm reasons.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fuck it all right, but.

Speaker 2: I was gonna say something something good thing you did?

Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, But like that's we could literally just

work towards moving all of them into one thing, because

like at that point we will always have multiple things posting.

Maybe leave the apex separate for obvious reasons, but all

of the other ones. Just fucking combine them into one studio.

Speaker 2: That's what it is.

Speaker 1: It's it's us putting them out. Might as well get

them all under the same ip so it's consistency of post.

Speaker 2: I'd have more frequency posts. I do think that having

things like sectionalized does help sometimes. And I also think

the fact that the name is so when I made

Megaladon is real, that was just for supposed to just

be for at the time. Yes, I mean so, I

think I'm going to change the name to Meglanon is

reel colon grab my bullshit, no colon conspiracy whatever, like

add the conspiracy podcast or something, because at that point

I didn't care if people listen to Meglanon is reel

because I just didn't care because it was just me.

But now with all the boys doing it, I could

throw something on there. Because when we were just grabbed

my Banner, we didn't get like a lot of views.

The second I changed to grab my banner the Apex

Legends podcast, now we're getting people looking because people are

typing in apex Legends.

Speaker 1: Right, gotta have the trigger word in there, yea, the

trigger words, gotcha.

Speaker 2: I might do that that kind of like brings in Really,

I think, I don't know. I'll have to think about it.

I don't know.

Speaker 3: I just thought that potentially the consistency of it also,

Like from a listeners standpoint, I could also see a

world where having all the podcasts from one group of

people that they enjoy listening to in one area, where

they click it and immediately be like, what's out this week? Oh,

these are the ones that are out this week. It's

also going to bring them to look and be like

all of our banner followers will immediately be like, oh,

there's a bunch of Bachelor episodes mixed into here. There's

a bunch of whatever it is, and it immediately brings

attention to our other shows.

Speaker 7: I like that.

Speaker 1: I do think it be is right, though I think

they are kind of better segmented.

Speaker 2: I could see a world where it's both. I could

see both. Both could make sense, and I just don't

know how would play out. I think if we ever

got to a place where I had a lot more time,

what I would end up doing is I would make

like a base of operations like Instagram, a base of

operations like section where I could throw up our clips

from every single show on like one Instagram on TikTok, whatever,

what do we need.

Speaker 3: We'll talk about it further as we go in, and like,

you know, if we're not editing this part out listeners,

guess what you get to hear a little beyond the scenes.

Right now, we can discuss what it takes, Like if

it's just like literal time to upload the episodes, that

might be more clips. No, no, I'm talking time to

upload the episodes to like if you were gonna make

everything onto one podcast under one ip.

Speaker 2: I, that wouldn't take any more time because I just

throw it in the same place. The only thing is

I do feel like sometimes it's better segmented because it's

hard to like branch out or find have people find

you if it's under one thing with like multiple topics.

Speaker 3: So I wonder if there's a way to go almost

on studios and then they like click on that and

underneath that it's got all oh yeah, like an umbrella.

Speaker 2: Yeah, like umbrella. That's what I wanted to do for

a long time. I was thinking about doing it.

Speaker 3: I think that to me that makes actually a lot

of sense, where it's like, oh, yeah, I have to

get to grab my banner. I just click on almost

on the studio go to, and then you have all

of them there. You have grab my banner, You've got

grab my b side bomb site, whatever you want to do,

you have grab my, you have megad On is real

conspiracy podcast. You've got like all the different off that's there,

and you just grab my Bachelor and you just click

on whichever one you want, and when you're done listening

to the one, you can back out one page and

click on a different one.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 20: I think do that with like barstool. You can do

that with like Yeah, I didn't NPR or whatever it is.

I'm not someone who listens to a bunch of podcasts

like that, so I don't know. I also don't use

Spotify to listen. The only podcasts that I really listened

to are all through YouTube. Yeah, so that's a little

different of a way that it's organized on there. Yeah,

but yeah, I definitely would.

Speaker 2: Be figured it out. I think that's it. Boys, Is

there anything else? I think that's it? Uh, Okay, let's

get to the roundup real quick. Don't forget ladies and

gents to go back and check out our Patreon. It

is free, by the way, it is incredible. How many

times I tell people about the Patreon and they don't

think it's free. It is literally free. Now there are

paid tiers. That is only because we've had the Patreon

for so long and there were people paying that I

didn't put out content for and I don't want to

stop that when they actually get content, so they do

get it a week early, but it is free. You

will eventually get that content if you are a free

Patreon enjoyer and if you do want to help out

the show. We use all money that we get back

to the show to buy new equipment like microphones, mike stands, roadcasters, laptops.

Everything that we've ever gotten from the show we put

right back into it.

Speaker 1: We've never made a cent.

Speaker 2: We've never made a cent. I've never paid anybody out

of the show. It is all just I think right

back into the show. The closest thing that's happened is

I think Nate right, we bought a PS five.

Speaker 1: That's all.

Speaker 3: But that being said, Nate also came in as a

fan out of nowhere. They actually did work. Yeah, he

actually was working. There's been stuff behind the scenes in

this podcast history.

Speaker 2: Who reach out to me and say they want to

help with something, and they do fuck all, they don't

do anything, and then they just never really speak to

me again.

Speaker 3: Nate actually put in work and he still does. He

still does to a regular basis. So we didn't actually

pay him. We just sent him a PS five.

Speaker 2: To be honest, it was like, and we sabotage this,

to be honest, it was almost like payment for what

he had already done. Bro. Yeah, that's that's kind of

what it was like. But it wasn't like an actual

cash payment. But anything else goes straight back into the show.

All the studio stuff and all the decorations in the studio,

all of the paint for the studio, everything has been

for the show. So if you do want to help

us out, that is an option. But I don't think

you don't have to do fucking anything. If you don't

want to, you don't have to do a gosh damn thing.

But the Patreon is free. And then also don't forget

to check out our socials if you want to go

check out our Instagram and stuff right there. And then

if you have some other shows that you haven't listened

to yet, we've got grabbed my Bachelor's out. We have

Megla don is reel out. We also have some packupod

stuff probably coming up here soon brand new map dropping.

And then if you're into the Apex Legends competitive scene,

we have the Apex and that is with me, Donnie

and Jumba who are friends of the program as well.

Ladies and gentlemen. What happened?

Speaker 3: I was gonna say, what are your thoughts on one

of the maybe once because I know you guys get

to play quite a bit, uh like see us and

stuff late nights. Maybe once a week for the community.

Just turn on the live to the guys in the chat. Hey,

we're gonna go We're gonna go all live. There's no formality,

there's nothing, just bullshit with everybody do your thing, but no,

we're gonna be live.

Speaker 2: That's the thing about the Patreon too, is sometimes me

and the boys will just go to the bar together

and we just go live and talk to everybody. So

that's that's always a good time that we need to

do that more. We just broke one hundred members yesterday,

did we really? Yeah? So we have one hundred members

in there, which is pretty badass. So go check it

out if you guys want to check out all the

behind the scenes of whenever we're trying to make skits.

We have all the bloopers in there. We have the

video versions of the skin Safaris. We've got episodes that

we didn't air on the act, the main feed that

we put in there, and then if you do end

up paying for it, there is another show. Or grab

my dapa pool or we go back and watch the

Planos and bet on how many times the user grab

my banner and ask, so ladies and jas, that's just

got to do it. Think you guys for tuning in.

As always, we'll catch you guys next week. From the

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