283: Apex X Cyberpunk Collab?? + Apex World Cup; Round of 16 + Voicemails

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Speaker 1: What everyone. Welcome back to another edition of the Grab

My Banner Podcast, Episode number two hundred and eighty three,

and ladies and gentlemen, the World Cup rages on. We're

gonna get to the Apex Legends World Cup here in

just a bit, along with some voicemails as well. But

let's get to the news real quick. Anything going on

in Apex, Yes there is. Apex is getting a brand

new collab with Cyberpunk of all things. I mentioned it

last week. There was a little bit of a leak,

there was a little birdie speaking out loud. It has

come true. The Cyberpunk collab is coming to real collects lessions,

a real collab, not one of the ones where it's

like our kind. But yeah, no, it is a real

clab and it is actually pretty sick because I believe

it includes uh stuff from the anime which I haven't

watched when Chris has, and then also includes stuff from

the actual game, which I feel like, if you're going

to do a clab with Cyberpunk, that's the absolute best.

That's that's the get best of both worlds there, because

both worlds the.

Speaker 2: Anime has a lot of skin potential because that's they're

anime characters.

Speaker 1: Would you say it's worth watching?

Speaker 2: Yeah? What's Cyberpunk Edge Runners? It's like, it's really good.

Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you holding back?

Speaker 2: You're like hold You're like the big joke is I

just don't want to spoil anything as something.

Speaker 1: Like it can be tough to watch it, like.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's very much not gonna be the

happiest its no, ship is not Sunshine, and it's.

Speaker 1: Got tendencies perhaps Yeah, okay, I got you.

Speaker 2: The big joke on like whenever someone makes like an

edit is like Cyberpunk's a great show, I hate it.

Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I got you, I got it. I figured

I figured that.

Speaker 2: But it's actually really good and you can like watch

it in English and it's not like terrible. It's not

just a botched Yeah, there's not. The voice acting is

actually deep.

Speaker 1: That's something that happens a lot a lot. Yeah, now

it is not as much, but game made it through

like twenty minutes and couldn't.

Speaker 3: Yeah, the the English voice acting is pretty bad sometimes

for animes.

Speaker 1: The old stuff, it's one of them better. That's fair.

Speaker 3: It's one of the reasons why people don't don't watch

anime is because the voice acting can be so bad

at times.

Speaker 2: Yeah, but the Japanese shit is always fucking money.

Speaker 1: A lot of the time, a lot.

Speaker 3: I have issues with two big animes out there. Say

one is dragon Ball.

Speaker 1: Okay, Goku's voice an eighty eighties. Yeah, okay, it's one

of the biggest.

Speaker 3: And this is also another old one the other one,

but it's probably my favorite of all time. I hate

the Japanese version of the.

Speaker 1: U Hack Show.

Speaker 4: I haven't watched it.

Speaker 1: You hockey show.

Speaker 3: It is good, but honestly, just if you watch it

in the English version, they just give them like fucking

Jersey accents and call it don.

Speaker 2: I dontkay, You're just like, all right, this works English.

Dragon Ball is better, I think, but that's the story

for another day.

Speaker 1: So long agree with the legend skins being from the

game and from the anime. Cyberpunk also is making e

District themed around night City, so it's going back to

night time and they're adding in new things to add

a skybox to make it look like Knights sick. That's sick.

Speaker 2: Yeah, they should have been doing this with like all

their collabse Yeah, we can only we can only judge

them all off what they've done recently.

Speaker 1: They did do it with Gundam too, and that one

doesn't hit as close to home for us, I think.

I don't think any of us were huge Gundam fans,

but if you think about it, they've had two major

collabs with major franchise. Yeah, the last two seasons which

Gundam skins were fire. Yeah, Gundam skins were sick. And

it might be the heirloom I see the most now

surprisingly like yeah, the beam Sword. I see it everywhere

because they have the different colors.

Speaker 2: People probably just hell about the the Gundam skins and

we're like fuck it.

Speaker 1: Mm HMMU as well then, so if I'm looking around

here at the skins real quick, there is a Loba

PanAm skin. Anybody's played the game outams fire for Ash,

you have Lizzy Wizzy for Gibbie, you have Royce, who

gotta love Royce? Is he the homie at the beginning

at the beginning rampart is Rebecca? I believe that's and

then makes sense. Let me see, I know the main character.

And then someone's Lucy. Yes, Lifeline is Lucy. I believe

that would be wild No, no, sorry, it's not. Sorry,

it's not Lifeline as Lucy Axel is Lucy. That makes sense.

There is uh for Loba and sorry not Loba Lifeline

and Crypto. It just are these just like the what's

it called, fucking like main character from the game or Okay, yeah,

so we got that. And then they do have weapon

skins as well. So some of the weapon skins are

kind of neat. The one thing they're adding to this event,

there's no heirloom. It is just an heirloom alternator with

four different variants. Okay, so I can send you guys

very fortunate. There's nothing crazy. At least they got the

gun skins. Is it a shark No, it has Skippy

on the side. Skippy it's like this little uh fucking

peanut butter. Yeah, little little like bullet things. That fucking guy.

It's like Clipky like Clippy. They've got him. So he's

there and he's sitting on the side of the gun

and I think he kind of like does stuff.

Speaker 2: I feel like they could have done like a dope

ass katana because they have like katanas and ship and yeah.

Speaker 1: They already have one with Crypto. We have as that

one's plastic that one is made of metal.

Speaker 4: Duel katatas already, and they do have the duel patanas.

Speaker 1: The funniest thing hyper Miss does when he shows that

new skins are coming out is he takes a picture

of the front and then he attaches one of all

of their asses.

Speaker 4: It's just nice.

Speaker 1: It's the people. Let me do a quick zoom here.

That's the axle one looking axl one. You're all zooming

for you. It's it's pretty nice nice. I like that's

Lucy is Lucy from the animation. Yes, she's like the

main See. I played Cyberpunk right before my last PC exploded,

and I got not at all got. I spent a

lot of time in there, but I didn't do anything

in the story. I just kind of like ran do anything.

I kind of just ran around ship. Yeah, but yeah,

the only thing that people feel weird about with this

collab is they feel like it's incomplete without Johnny Silverhand

and Adam Smasher.

Speaker 2: So I feel like you'd have to get Keanu Reeves

to like sign off on that.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably pretty hard, probably hard to do Adam Smasher.

I guess it could be like Revenant, Huh, that's what

people were saying or like.

Speaker 2: Be funny, it feels like a pathfinder, but yeah, it

makes sense for revenue.

Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like they shouldn't.

Speaker 2: Have done the v the main character from the game, yeah,

because it's.

Speaker 1: Like a create your own yeah. And the skins yeah

for I understand what you're saying. The skins for that

purpose though, don't actually look that. They don't look bad

like the Lifeline one and the Crypto one, they actually

don't look too bad.

Speaker 2: My thing is like you don't really even look at

your character, yeah, because you're the first person unless you

like find a mirror.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 2: But I don't know, and I feel like there's more recognized.

I mean, I don't think they're getting k Yeah. There

has to be a reason you don't get Kean. There

has to be something we don't see.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's probably just contractual whatever it may be,

Like there's something probably have to pay a fuck load

of money for. It might have also been why and

I don't know how big the cyberpunk anime is, Like,

I don't know if it's like a massive thing, but

it might be like a reason why they split and

did both rather than just doing one.

Speaker 4: Or the other.

Speaker 2: Well, it's because the anime is getting a season too soon. Okay,

I think that's probably why it's even happening in general,

just for like promo.

Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, No, that's interesting. Well it's gonna be a

huge event and that's the second big clab. And it's

like these colabs are getting better and better. We've had

so many times where it felt like collabs were like

almost like hush hush, Yeah, they weren't even real, Like

when they did the anime anime ask yeah, the Postman

one was pretty like it wasn't it was just kind

of I always forget that happened. It was cool, it

was just wasn't you know, it wasn't there. There was

another one. Wasn't there? Oh? We had Final Fantasy. Final

Fantasy was the first one, was the first one to

kind of turn the page on how they were doing

skins before versus after. I think there's like a clear

shift you can see how it kind of changed. But

I like this a lot. I think it's gonna be

really cool, and it inspired me to try and get

my PC background so I can try to like play

it again because I technically could put it on this one,

but it's so big like the game, it's just fucking

it'll take forever and.

Speaker 2: It's gonna take a lot of space, a lot of space.

It's it's it's a whole and running it.

Speaker 1: It is a whole thing. But ladies and gents, that

should just about do it for that. Super super excited,

super cool to see what else happens. And I'm excited

to drop in a night city. I want to see

what's up. Yeah, dude, I mean district going back to

night time alone would have had me going back in

because I hate daytime. E district doesn't. But yeah, it

doesn't fit at all night time.

Speaker 4: It was made.

Speaker 1: Exactly nighttime night city district. I am one hundred percent

in all the fucking ways. So I'm super excited. Ladies

and gentlemen, We're gonna throw it on down to the

Apex Legends World Cup Legend on Legend Mono Emano. The

matchups are hot in this one, and they're gonna give

you get even hotter next week. Once you hear what

went down, we're gonna send it on down to that

and then the voicemails and send you guys on the

rest of your week. Let's get it all right, ladies

and gents, let's kick it on back to the Apex

Legends World Cup bracket. We started last week with the

round of thirty two. For a reminder, if anybody hadn't

tuned in last week, you really should before you go

any further here. But what we are doing is a

huge World Cup style bracket, single elimination, eleven verse eleven

playing soccer against one another, one legend versus another legend.

Abilities cannot be used in the box. You can only

have one tactical or the amount of tactical charges available

to a legend per team. So for instance, one caustic

can have six barrels. That means the entire team of

caustics could only have six barrels. And then passives are

allowed inside the box. But that is it, right? I

miss anything? Oh and no olts and no ultimates whatsoever whatsoever?

Read against horizon for sure? Yeah in facts are those

are facts? Now. Now, Kyle's not gonna be here for

the bracket this week. We've got Nate. Nate is here.

I believe Nate. You you helped out with the bracket

last week, correct, Yeah, okay, all right, just making sure,

just making sure all right, let's get into it here.

So first match up here, Remember we had our bye

which was Bloodhound blood and our winner was Newcastle Blood Newcastle.

First match up here.

Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to just say Bloodhounds winning that ship,

no matter what.

Speaker 1: Contractually obligated to see. I don't think that there's any

shot that Bloodhound hasn't. Yeah, I don't think so. No,

ultimate scan Bloodhounds definitely got better. Car scan does nothing.

Scanned does nothing field field vision, bro.

Speaker 4: Can we like spin zone this at all?

Speaker 1: I don't think that the scans in a cone to like,

it's only what he can actually see. There's no walls.

Speaker 2: Bloodhounds more athletic, lived in the forest. You just I

don't even know if that's better card.

Speaker 1: Bloodhound is more athletic than Newcastle in the sense of soccer.

Speaker 4: In the sense of SoC you get the bird like

maybe I.

Speaker 1: Don't know if a raven crows, if you will, maybe

on the ship on Newcastle's head. Yeah, distracted for a moment.

I mean that's good for maybe like half a bowl.

Newcastle literally has a shield just to press the ball

off of them. Uh huh. Every time you just put

the shoe on one shield bro, she's taking a thirty

second cool down or something. The shoe it on ball

and just as they're trying to take it down the field,

just block off the passing lanes. I guess the one.

The one thing we can say is Newcastle's American and

we will never be good at soccer. Apparently. Maybe maybe

that America even a thing in this universe anymore. I

don't think so. I don't know enough of I don't

know enough about titan Fall.

Speaker 2: He doesn't have a British accent, so he must be American. Yeah,

they have American football because he does the.

Speaker 1: Does the Heisman post, so he's got it. Yeah, he's

gotta have. He's got to be American.

Speaker 4: And the guns because that's American too.

Speaker 1: He does that the only ones that have those. Yeah,

that is true.

Speaker 4: I mean Blood gets scan and see Newcastle's cock.

Speaker 1: So maybe he that might be just terrifying.

Speaker 4: I just think, I mean bloodho just think if youse

I was Newcastle, I'd probably be embarrassed. That might you know, take.

Speaker 1: My wien is out. Yeah, I don't know. If he

could be proud, Yeah, it would also be proud. It

really just depends on what he's probably just a hog. Yeah,

he's got a hog on him. I'm sure. So he's

got to have a hog. He's a big dude. I

don't see any way blood that's not trying. I don't.

I don't. I'm doing the work that needs to be done.

But not a single way I see you trying.

Speaker 2: It's just you could try hard to spin it when

you're character just doesn't get to use the best ability

they have.

Speaker 1: You try and just as another way of saying, you're failing.

So I'd rather try and fail crazy. I don't think

it's gonna do the day. I think final score is

like four nil, like it's just not it might be seven.

Sounds like it could could be seven though listen, listen,

we'll be back.

Speaker 4: But it would have gone crazy.

Speaker 1: That's facts. So Newcastle winning. Moving on to the next round.

Now we've got the next match up here. This one,

I don't know if there's a big one might be

maybe I might have mixed up. Maybe you might be

able to you could spin zone it. Uh, next matchup here.

Last week we saw ser going up against Axel and

Sear got shipped off, blown out of the water, and

then we had mount flushmore of matchups Vantage versus Mirage, Okay, Mirage.

That so it is Axel versus Mirage. I mean, she's

gotta fucking tire on her fucking she's got to tie.

She doesn't have a c L. No, she doesn't have

to worry. There's no injury.

Speaker 4: Pop.

Speaker 1: I feel like there's just another wash. This is problem.

You're not fighting for your boy here. If this was

can only do so much, like this is the worst

best thing you can do, because the decoy can't take

the ball. Is the tactical hits the decoy, that's the

best thing you can do, but it will just go

through it. I think the tactical is wasted on a decoy.

But even if it's there, that's what I'm saying, it's

not even that bad. Even you know, like I don't

even know you tack. You attack for two goals? Does

the decoy and that's what you attack? You can't you

can't even attack in the box. I was gonna say

you attacked for two goals. I don't know if the

if the decoy even and you can't read your teammate

to be turned invisible? Now that.

Speaker 4: Crazy. Yeah, maybe if he flops you can resume.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, can you yeah, like maybe you go

invisible with the passive there, but usually like the games, yes.

Speaker 4: All the pork shop no no, no, the pork chop

would know.

Speaker 1: But I mean he he gets snacked in there already

break so it doesn't even matter at that point. Is

that our mark on on football? I think our mark

is uh one of the wildest FIFA decisions of all time,

and allowing a player who got a red card and

then Trump trying to say it was him who did

it when they were already investigating it. Well, it shouldn't

have been a red card. It shouldn't have been because

they did.

Speaker 2: Our goat MESSI did that ship the intentionally and didn't

get carded.

Speaker 1: They did the right thing by rescinding it. But then

Trump came in and said that he was the one

who made the call, which made it look like it

was corruption because he just made it look like he

was the It was like, hey, you need a sweat,

but FIFA. FIFA had already been investigating because they did

an improper use of VAAR. They weren't supposed to use

it there, and then they also used it the wrong way.

Speaker 4: Var for the kids in the back.

Speaker 1: VR is how they review things in soccer. It's like

a it's like a review syster instant. It's like your

instant replay. Yeah, like when you challenge in football, something

like that. And they did it at an improper time,

and then they did the review improperly by slowing it

down because apparently in var you're not supposed to like

do like still images or slow mo on certain moments,

and they did that. So FIFA was like, all right,

we did this wrong and it resulted in something bad happening.

Speaker 2: Which still shouldn't have been a yellow card maybe, but yeah,

maybe even then there was no intent there.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. There doesn't even know what happened

the dude's calf. They were both going for a ball,

but it's like it was like very happenstant. I feel

like it was like a one in a lot. It

was like a once in a lifetime thing, like it

wasn't like it's very rare.

Speaker 2: He stepped and the dude's calf moved in. Yeah, and

he couldn't. You can't fucking you know, animation cancel that ship.

Speaker 1: No, yeah, you wish you could need to be able

to You got to get an update out there, yeah, so,

I honestly think that because we did that, it put

a lot of pressure on our guys instead, because the

entire soccer world blew up because you're like, oh my god,

the United States is corrupting this this game, and it

was like that wasn't it wasn't their fault. It was

FIFA was already investigated. It was a bad call to

begin with. It was bad to begin with. I yeah,

I don't know, so I feel like a lot of

people were on our side, though, Yeah, I mean, it

just depends. I think people who already hated the United

States as far as like soccer goes and maybe even beyond,

they they were already gonna they're gonna hate, They're gonna hae.

There's that. And people forget we already took over one

sport this year. I don't. I don't think we could

have done a second one. We like, we're already enjoying

the fact that we're the greatest hockey nation in the

world now and fifty of the sports that actually matter,

we have what three of the five? I mean, nobody

in Europe has won a Super Bowl, No, and baseball

like Americans have that by a mile. So we did

lose to Japan, of course, but but we yea like

the MMB like it was that's what we are, the

best player though, that is fact. We've got all the best. Yeah,

we've got all the best play Yeah, where do you

think we get them from? And then like that's the

own basketball Dominican Republic Japan yep, pretty much. But like

all everyone wants to come to America to play in

the MLB, like we still own the best baseball. How

many SEC championships as England won?

Speaker 4: Zero?

Speaker 1: You know how many Heismans have been getting given out

to Belgians? Zerzero that I know of? Well, just they

might have Belgian maybe dual citizenship. Yeah, I'm just gonna

say zero. Uh yeah. Anyway, moving on.

Speaker 4: Cores Light made in England.

Speaker 1: Do they have that big long ass cores Light there? No,

they know which I haven't seen one, and there were.

Speaker 2: Limited edition shows. They only released like a thousand of them,

so that's annoying.

Speaker 1: I looked. I tried to get Oneah, okay, so we've

got this matchup here.

Speaker 2: That's another seven zero, that's another that's another seven well

yeah I got nothing.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I tried with Bloodhound. We got nothing here some

of these are just going to be so lopside of

this choice. I feel like those were like the two

big ones. Yeah, those are the two big lop sided ones.

The next one, actually, there's an argument to be made,

I believe for both. Okay, last week it was Raith

versus Gibraltar, and Gibbie moved on. It was contention's wild,

But the first seed going into this was Sparrow. Reminder,

Sparrow has a double jump passes which can be headers

for corners, and you can jump over that bubble.

Speaker 4: Yeah, every player gets it.

Speaker 1: And all of them get it. You get one bubble

even if you faint. The double jump kick the ball

down low. Also for Sparrow, if you're defending a corner

kick or defending a free kick, I mean, they might

just be able to play literally above.

Speaker 4: It's like it's pass it against the team that can

aerial and you can't pretty much nothing you can.

Speaker 1: Do, and you're just watching the ball go by. Gibbie

really is the complete opposite of aerials. With his big ass.

The best thing he can do is throw bubble in

the air and hope it to plays. Gibby can't get

on an airplane, no, he's buying a whole row. He

has to. He's got to. He's got to hope, he's

got to. He has to.

Speaker 2: He's gotta pray those fucking arm breasts go up. That's

he's sitting in the middle seat.

Speaker 1: Yeah, he's sitting in the middle seat and he's still

spilling into the other seats. He's absolutely spilling, and he's

got his snacks next to him. And yeah, I feel

like he'd be an asle seat, Guy Gibbie. Yeah, he'd

be like half in the aisle, but he only buys

one seat. I'll like to be close to the bathroom

just in case, at the back of the place. No, No,

he's the to be aware of the seats directly behind

the bathrooms with the extra space, and he takes the aisle.

He doesn't fit in one of those plain bathrooms, by

the way, no question. No, he leaves the door open.

His piss sounds like concrete being poured.

Speaker 2: Are you ever taking a ship that sounds like that?

Speaker 5: Definitely?

Speaker 1: Can I say something? Yeah, they kind of feel better.

They did. They do like that specific kind especially if

you're like hungover something. Oh, it's always what I'm over. Yeah,

that doesn't feel if they just stopped.

Speaker 2: There when I was hungover and it wasn't like, you know,

I'm pissing out of my ass for the rest of

the day, I'd be fine with it.

Speaker 1: But that's never out.

Speaker 3: No, See, hangover, I just like feel nauseous if I

don't eat immediately.

Speaker 1: The next day, I'm just nauseous the rest.

Speaker 2: Hangover, I get a solid ship in the morning and

then the rest of the day is suffering.

Speaker 1: No, I don't really think hangovers too terribly often, and

if I do, they're usually gone by noon because I

really just just pound beers. But there has been a

time where I had to hangover so bad that food

didn't taste like it normally did, and that one I

will never forget. And that was terrible. He pulled out

the gold schlocker and flakes of gold in there. Nobody, No, Yeah,

it's terrible. As I was drinking, like, some people don't

like this because they think the gold will slice their

stomach open. Telling me this now, it wouldn't be in there.

I also ever heard of somebody saying that somebody told

me fools gold, fools gold that stuff gold gold schlager.

It's up there with the rumps playing King's cut, it

saying too.

Speaker 2: Bad King's cut. It's just the texture for me. Is

it slimy because it's chilled.

Speaker 1: It's like it's because it's it's like a pepperin. It's

always thick. It's like a peppermint. No, it is thick.

It's like a pepperin. There's a higher like, but it's

because it's chill it it's even thicker. Question thicker question, chicker. Damn,

it's like a syrup. Give it a try sometime it

you'll hate it. It's a hunter proof. So you know

how going back to Gibby and this matchup, we brought

up airplanes. How he couldn't be on the the airplane?

When you go on a flight, is there an air

marshal on every single one that ever goes up? No

idea because I hear people say, like, oh, an air marshal,

because don't they disguise themselves or something. They're like undercover,

not like hardcore disguise, but they're not like wearing a

police uniform or something. Because I've always wondered how that works.

Speaker 4: I think you're supposed to think that they're on every flight,

but I don't think that's physically possible.

Speaker 1: There's enough. I mean, there's so many flights. On every flight,

there is so many flights.

Speaker 3: No, I would have to agree with ny because, like

I've been on flights, but there's like fucking fifteen people

total on them, Like there's not a shot that any

of them are.

Speaker 1: Maybe they just save them for like the air buses.

The thoughts is just the ones that like are long

distance flights. Yeah, like sizable flight International.

Speaker 4: Coming out of Denver, coming out of Atlanta.

Speaker 3: Yeah, like, but I don't think they're doing it on

a freaking allegian flight from Fresno to Vegas.

Speaker 1: Flying a direct flight from Wyoming to Japan, hmm.

Speaker 2: Interesting, who's the Japanese guy have.

Speaker 4: An international airport?

Speaker 1: I doubt it? Okay, you know, I would actually put

money that they absolutely do. What's the smallest airport you've

been to?

Speaker 2: There was this really dinky one in Hawaii on one

of the on like the big island that we went to.

We had to fly over there and it was like

we got there at like two am and there was

like two people there.

Speaker 1: I landed at one I think in Iowa, and it

was literally just a big square. It was just the

air for Yeah, there was four gates and one bar

in the middle. No ship, that's all you need really,

And there was like an airplane store where you could

get like a like a you know neck pillow. Can

confirm Wyoming does have an international airport. It is the

Casper No Casper Casper. Yeah, then Torna County International Airport

it uh smack dab pretty much in the middle. I

figured they I assumed they did. I have no idea

if it's used for this. I'm sure it's used for

the public as well, but I assumed it was they

needed international air to transport uh like ags and stuff

like that. I doesn't exist ship out there. I wish

we could take Montana and Wyoming and move them like

p o I s on like an APEX map to

get them, like, get them more involved.

Speaker 4: Get there.

Speaker 1: You say that, and everybody who lives up there is like,

fuck that idea. I'm sure they do, but also like

it better.

Speaker 4: Yea, some things are better being quiet.

Speaker 1: What is it that Montana's fine where it's we got Yellowstone?

Is it Montana or is it Wyoming that has that

strip that's just ungovernmented, like there's no laws in that

one strip of land. How we thought that. You know,

it's up north. Fuck you up, you're at a bar

one night. Oh yeah, you'll pull up to Wyoming in

that strip of land where anything goes. It's anarchy.

Speaker 4: It's anarchy.

Speaker 1: It's just the wild less. It would if that is true,

it would make that state have like it's one staple,

because I feel like most state time like have like

a staple. It's just like the crime. It's just like

you can just do anything. Yeah, Like up, it's got

a zone of death. It is a fifty square mile

unpopulated strip of net of Yellowstone National Park located in Idaho.

Speaker 3: Because nobody lives there, theoretically impossible to ensemble to assemble

a jury drawn from both state and federal district where

crime was committed. So it's in like this weird bound

where nobody actually has the Jersey dig.

Speaker 4: Its federal owned property.

Speaker 1: Though, pull up, there's there's something. There's a weird thing

with the because I said the same thing, but I

watched a video on it one time, and like obviously

it's a video, yeah yeah, right, But like they said, basically,

it's like this weird gray area where there is like

you could kill somebody there and there's is real strip

of death. Let's do it?

Speaker 2: Wor why don't people just why don't the criminals all

just live there? Bro, you can't get.

Speaker 1: A jury because there's literally nothing there. It's like there's

a strip the Mega Ridge death.

Speaker 4: Dude, g T A six, it's just the strip.

Speaker 1: Yeah, the fifty miles. The game gets negative reviews. Yeah,

this game, there's nothing to do. It's not based in

Idaho here it is. It's not that there's no laws there.

It's it's called the Viscenteradge clause, which is a loop

like a loophole in the laws for the Constitution, and

it says that a person who did a crime there

theoretically would not be able to be prosecuted.

Speaker 4: What was the clause called?

Speaker 1: Uh v I C I N A G visinage bless

you okay Viskinage. Yeah, maybe that's good. What does this

have to do with Gibbie. Let's get back to the

batch by the way. Uh yeah, so Sparrow wins that, right, Sparrow.

I think Sparrow takes it. Yeah, I don't think there's

a way.

Speaker 2: Has no verticality even with Yeah, I think Sparrow would

win with Alts I think, yeah, I thought would be

better anyway, absolutely.

Speaker 4: Especially if he picks the three and then they've got

thirty three Sparrow Woltz going down.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean Jesus, that would be ridiculous. Also,

I think Sparrow's Sparrow's a little bit better athletically, I

would say, I would say, and then Sparrow just gets

up in the air. He's Italian, Yeah, speaks Italian. No,

there has to be nationalities in the game. He speaks

Italian in the game. They all speak different languages. Yeah,

so that's right, except.

Speaker 2: For except for the Americans speak They just speak English.

Speaker 1: Okay, so barrowing on. Now we have a matchup. Watson

took on her boy feet crypto. She beat him. Beat

the ship. The last week, the Dogs and Fuse came

together and Fuse walked away with that one.

Speaker 4: Rowing bignoles.

Speaker 2: The goalie could fucking throw that ship all the way

into the goals.

Speaker 1: Goalie Strikes talked about this last week. Yeah, you could,

so theoretically he could. Here's the biggest thing for me

is that tactical stunts, which one and Fuse Okay, I

mean both dud both do, but the fuse tack. You

could shoot it at the base of the fence and

it clears the fences. You could also shoot it at

the Watson's themselves and its stunts. There's no pylon, so

it's not doing anything that might be a hard count.

Speaker 4: But the whole team gets two knuckle clusters, That's what

I'm saying.

Speaker 2: There's so many, and I feel like a knuckle cluster

you put it that like one side of the big

box and one side of the other, and there's most well.

Speaker 1: Tax get rid of her tax don't happen.

Speaker 2: I'm saying, like if there's a fence on the very

edge of the box.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, but like you throw a

knukie at it and it's gone. You don't care exactly, No,

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, So, like I feel like

the knuckle cluster is just such a hard counter and

so versatile in this Now is it considered a handball?

Is the one question out? Not if it's a throw

in because it's off thriller ins only. Yeah, so Watson actually,

theoretically Watson is going to be one of the few

cases where she wants him to take corners. Yeah, instead

of she wants instead of doing the throw in, so

she'll be clearing it back to her own goalie like

back behind. It still is not ideal for her. No,

it's because it's still a corner.

Speaker 2: Corner Still, corner is still a good position to be

in now as an offensive.

Speaker 1: Watson's fences might be out, but that doesn't mean she

still can't play the ball or sell. I mean you could.

On a corner, you can literally just put the fence

in front of the ball.

Speaker 4: Do you guys know what Watson infuses passives are? Because

I'm blanking.

Speaker 1: Confuses the grenade throwing, and then Watson regents shield, which

theoretically means she's constantly on a hydration break. Never gets tired. Okay,

I mean, if that's how you want to spin that, yeah, sure, cardios.

She's always getting gatored.

Speaker 3: The fuses never gonna get tired either, because a guy

al right literally is going to be playing against people

that are stunned.

Speaker 1: He could walk and stuffy. Fine, that's true. There's a

kind of hard has a beer belly. There's twenty two

knuckle clusters on this team. Nobody is challenging a fuse.

Let me throw, let me throw something your way real quick.

Speaker 4: There's only two clusters.

Speaker 1: Oh, there's only twenty two.

Speaker 4: That's one.

Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so there's two knuckle clusters on the team.

You're still never like you have to literally play with

nine nine.

Speaker 1: How many fences does that give her? I think she

can do nine stretches or six? I thought it was nine.

It's six. I think when you all you get a

higher capacity. Yeah, I want to say it's nine nodes. Okay, sorry,

six notes.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Let me toss something your guys's way, and then you

guys can digest that and you can chew it back.

Let's get in some butt talk real quick, okay, and

this this matters quick? You had but this matters. So

what do we know about Watson on the cheek skills?

She's consistently sitting around, consistently sitting around esteray. Fuse has

notoriously been the one who's literally the bottom of him

not good, not good, tired legs generating power from those thighs.

Watson can fuse, on the other hand, But its thighs.

But isn't that the front of the leg thighs feed

I guess, I guess it's a full it's a full

he's thinking foal scope, but he's not thinking about like

who the flutes? Who cares?

Speaker 3: Because every how many throwns are there compared to actual shots,

there's way more throw in than natural that, like, you

have so many more opportunities as FEUs being able to

throw it in with precision like that is way more

opportunities there.

Speaker 4: Okay, nine, the game is played with your feet though.

Speaker 1: Yeah, all Fuse has to do is get freaking throw ins.

Speaker 4: Though.

Speaker 1: To get throw ins, yes, he has to have enough

power to He doesn't carry the ball up. He has

to stun the person with the ball and run up

and just take it. That's not a throw in though, No,

But if she's if he's defending, he has to stun

the person with the ball. He only has two nikies.

That's fine, they're about to make a shot and make

a big kick. Whatever it is, stun them.

Speaker 4: They get Watson. She can just box in a dude

like with that logjack.

Speaker 1: Yes, she could, and he can still defend. He she

can put him within them her he can still defend

my pause play play.

Speaker 2: My question is if she best for does the does

the fence drop for the ball or just for her?

Like when she walks through it. Can she just nuke

the ball into the fence.

Speaker 1: It would just be her throwing a gun. Well, no,

it would drop because it depends on how close she is. Well,

I think of doors doors like an inanimate object going

through the fence will turn the fence off.

Speaker 4: Right, but it's breaking the.

Speaker 1: Uh the fucking the space time continuing.

Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that one, Like the ball would just roll

underneath it if it's on the ground.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it wouldn't be I feel like

that'd be non issue if she can now mind you,

I mean they're probably going to camp and they're practicing.

I mean, if she can curl that ball between the

fence lines so it doesn't literally slice the ball in

half with electricity, that could be you know, her advantage

when when you think about a guy like Fuse who's

not in camp practice against those like and he's like,

maybe I can fit this in with this weak ass,

limp ass, little butt. He's not gonna be able to

lift that ball up. Maybe it just goes underneath. But

then that's an easy say for the goaltender m hm.

But it's not. He doesn't have to compete with offenses.

The thing in that range. The thing I'm thinking though,

is like, in order for her to give him throw ins,

she would theoretically have to be playing close to the

wings at all time. But she doesn't have to do that.

Keep it in the center, she can keep it.

Speaker 3: She can keep That's the thing is if you're like,

if you're just focusing on the throw ins, which are

the best opportunity to refuse to score, we'll say that, right,

If you're just thinking about that, then yeah, sure she

plays she plays bunch ball in the center. But if

she's playing bunch ball in the center, then all of

a sudden, the knuckle clusters get equally as strong as

a defensive position and just taking the ball.

Speaker 1: Away from what did you say?

Speaker 4: Not in the box though?

Speaker 1: No, but you have to do it in transition before

you get to the box. Can't fuse get in the box?

I think he just gets in the box more than anybody.

Speaker 4: So your if he throws it in, right, would fuse

be like going for a header into the net?

Speaker 1: Probably, Fuse is probably like arguing that thing perfectly throw in.

Speaker 3: He's probably throwing He's probably arguing it perfectly into the net.

Speaker 4: You can throw it into the net. Net counts.

Speaker 1: I love, We're not sure perfectly. I don't think he

can throw it into the net. Should we make that

has to be a touch after the Yeah, should make

a rule where there has to be at least one

touch from a bar down like barred down and then

the other fuse can head it in or something or

likes crossbar first and just goes and drops down. I

don't think that counts as a touch. No, it have

to be from a human being bar down back of

the goalie. That's fun. You can ricochet it off the

goualie if you really wanted to. What if it has

to touch somebody else? Also, but I also thought, hold on,

oh no, that's a passive. Yeah, so you can. There

is no off sides on a throwing, is there not? No?

Speaker 6: That?

Speaker 1: So you could really, I mean, you could even like

set it up for like a goalie throwing. That's what

I'm saying, Like, you're fuse goalie throwing across the field

if he has to get a touch though, you've got

to even if but even if he has to get

a touch, here's the reality.

Speaker 4: Also, if you can't block a cross court shot as

a goalie.

Speaker 1: You'd be surprised. He would be surprised it's happened. An

American goalie actually scored in the English Premier League.

Speaker 2: If it's a game, didn't like bicycle kick from like

a mile out over the goalie because his dumb ass

was pushed up so far.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's happened. What were you saying, Nate.

Speaker 4: My other thing was if if we're counting on throw

ins for re Fuse to get points, I don't think

Fuse can jump because, like we said, no ass.

Speaker 1: He's still taller than Watson though.

Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's also like two hundred pounds.

Speaker 1: Okay, mullet weighs him down.

Speaker 4: He's also older, heavy, and Watson.

Speaker 2: You're trying so hard, you're really trying to Watson's like

five to five yeah.

Speaker 1: At least. Yeah. Well he also is getting you know,

the World Cup breag for him. Oh, here we go. No,

I mean, I think Arling Holland might be the goat

right now. I've been saying it for years. He's been

my goat. Uh, We're gonna have to just vote on this.

We have to vote on this. I think is good.

I think it is a good match. I think if

Fuse lets it go to penalties. He's fucked because his

best his best quality air is the hands. Yes, and

I think he will let it go to penalties. I

think he will get one, maybe even two. But I

think Watson has the ability to score right back. And

I think it goes to penalties. I think Watson takes it. Yeah,

what do you guys say? I think it's too one

fuse Okay. I also think like to to one, what

do you have, Nate?

Speaker 4: This is bad because I was gonna pick Watson.

Speaker 1: Okay, so we're at a tie. Someone texts Kyle, so

we uh yeah while he while he texts this, hold

on one second, no explanation. He's got to think himself.

Speaker 4: He's got to think.

Speaker 1: It's got to himself. It's a tide record. The show

is waiting on you. We're not waiting. All we can

talk about another man. Oh no, we're not waiting. But

I'm gonna tell him that we are light the fire.

The winner of this would play either Sparrow. No, it

would be Sparrow. No, we just did that one.

Speaker 3: Sorry, because it would be a Axel and Newcastle that

play this should play against Sparrow.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they would play Sparrow. Yeah, which I mean, that's

a tough matchup for regardless. To be honest, I feel

like Watson would probably have more of a chance against Sparrow.

I heavily disagree with that. Just jump over the fences.

Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of kyl.

Speaker 1: I don't think you can. Sparrow would win. Ready, Fuse

win Watson, No pylons couldn't win. Okay, so Fuse moves, Uh,

I know, he put, I didn't think of a word

that we just I don't think. I don't think I was.

I think Watson's actually like.

Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like neither of it doesn't. I

think Sparrow is just too tough. But that's for next week.

Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's move on into the next part of

the bracket. He here, Valk was a first round bye,

and then it's like a goodbye. Maggie and Altar went

head to head and Maggie came out on the other side.

So it's valve.

Speaker 3: How did we forget Nate brought Maggie Nate brought it

up in the text. How did we forget that Altar

has a tail? Us, Yes, the tail would pop the ball.

Speaker 1: Does it need to be no? Can tail deals with

the defender? Nate, can you look up, Nate, can you

look up if a if a soccer player has ever

had a tail? Okay, yeah, yeah, thank you. I can

do that right now because I don't know what the

rule for that is. Yeah no, they never have Okay,

all right, they never love the people, all right, effected.

I just wanted to I just wanted to check. Okay,

So ALC Maggie, Maggie. Now, Valk's passive is the ability

to fly right, and I feel like this is just

sparrow ten x. It is sparrow ten X. And I

we also, I think last week when we were talking

about Maggie, we kind of realized she wasn't as strong

as we thought she was gonna be. I mean, she's

got the drill.

Speaker 3: She doesn't have the.

Speaker 1: Old and the drills kind of mid for the pretty mid.

Speaker 4: Yeah, I think a good matchup against like a wall character.

Speaker 1: Yeah or something. Yeah.

Speaker 2: But but I think Valk and you have a big

ass stun bunch of fucking rockets. You can shoots in

the field, which is a fat stunt.

Speaker 1: That's a big stunt that that's just zoning. Yeah. I

think I don't think there's any competition if this is

a clear.

Speaker 4: Vojas is crazy.

Speaker 1: You literally just juggle in the air and the faints

you can do with jet packs too, and you can

use it in the box. Really like to drop it

behind the goalie.

Speaker 2: It's like set up a wall. It's harm ball you're playing.

You have to play her on ball against her just

to try and get it, because there's no way you

defend her.

Speaker 3: Like if they can just literally carry the ball in

the air, passing to each other all the way down,

they never leave the air, then you're just chocked.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you're actually chocked. Imagine you're a defender and you

hear the person you're defending take off in a jet pack,

which is kind of what people think Holland. But when

she takes off in a jet pack and you're turning

around and looking to see where she is, and then

another character they faked the aerial move, and now the

character is running past you with the ball the other

valk and you're like, oh fuck, I just completely got

misdirected upon and now i'm ship.

Speaker 4: Yeah. You know that Willem Dafoe meme where he's like

looking up scared.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah that one. Yeah, yeah, that is uh,

that's that so, yeah, Valkyrie is moving on to the

next round for sure, one hundred percent. Now the next matchup,

Pathfinder took on an old man and won easily. Actually,

the only against holistic path might.

Speaker 3: End up being the only legend that can effectively deal

with somebody like a valk A Valcarrow. Yea might be

one of the only ones that can deal with that,

just being able to anytime they want to use that passive.

Try to just grapple the ball back and always be

able to take possession. And that's going to be interesting

down Yeah, that too, and pull them down.

Speaker 1: And then between Loba and catalysts, I'm pretty sure we

had Loba moving on, did we not? Pretty sure.

Speaker 4: You did be interesting?

Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, because well the goop was pid. Yeah,

we said that it was. It was pretty bad unethical.

It was unethical ball. We said it was a ball.

Speaker 4: Path can grapple the ball.

Speaker 1: That's a handful.

Speaker 4: There's nothing in like apox that he can bring to

him other than actual players.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's grappling it to his hand and.

Speaker 1: You're grappling the player.

Speaker 2: He could grapple the ball and like you know, say,

he could like if there's a fast break or something,

or a corner that you know is going to go in.

Speaker 1: Just grapple the ball. Take the penalty, the.

Speaker 4: Best case, the adjacent the best case takes.

Speaker 3: Well, he could grapple ball, right, hear me out he

because you can grapple Drownd This is what I'm thinking about.

So you can probably grapple ball, but you're not pulling

ball to you for some reason, you're flying two ball.

Speaker 1: I don't even think he can really grapple another player

because if you do, you're getting a yellow. Yeah, but

if you if you grapple ball, is that handball? I

think it is, because, like Chris said, when you grapple,

it goes to your hand.

Speaker 3: It's hand, So you're gonna have to So he would

legitimately have to grapple with the ground or the goalpost

or whatever it is now probably because attack. Never mind,

I was gonna say probably the best goalie because he's

just covering the entire neck consistently.

Speaker 1: Well. I mean, I think Pathfinder and Loba are actually

a really good matchup because they both have a similar

movement ability. I think this is going to be a

high flying game. I think it would be a high

scoring game. What is Loba's passive steel ship.

Speaker 4: She can see ship through walls.

Speaker 1: Okay, and then Pathfinders passive also bullshit talking his legs

on zip line. Yeah, passes aren't really playing.

Speaker 3: This is attack game. Is attack game and also a

physique game. Pathfinder is a robot.

Speaker 1: Pounds.

Speaker 4: It's the game with two tacks. I think Loba has

to upgrade her her two.

Speaker 3: To one tax might be the tail breaker instantly. That

that could do it because you can carry ball in

your feet you're grappling.

Speaker 1: You think Pathfinder could do that ship, No, but it's possible.

Speaker 4: You can also grapple in a circle.

Speaker 1: He can be like he would also just keep looking

at your accident between his feet goes into his own net.

Speaker 3: He could also quite literally, he could also just like

accidentally score like seven goals. I think it's a very

on theme for what path would do.

Speaker 2: I think Pathfinders saving grace is he could hit a

fat grapple from outside the box on like a corner

or something, have momentum and have crazy momentum and head

that bitch and.

Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he could throw the ball straight up in

the air and it's always in range for a header. Yeah,

Like she a little similar similar to the height thing

with Sparrow and Valk. There's no one that can play

on that height level, on those high chance possessions like

corner kicks and stuff like that.

Speaker 2: I will say one of little bit, but I guess

we said her Ring cancels if it goes into the box, right. Yeah,

But so he couldn't like teleport for like a no

offside's call or something.

Speaker 3: Right, but Path could literally just grapple. Yeah, and very coordinately.

Speaker 4: Brought this up. But Path actually swings his physical body

up in the air local teleports to where it drots. Yeah.

Speaker 3: Like that's also yeah, clear, I love the idea of that, Nate,

because you can also block kicks that where they're just

trying to clear it from zone anything high. Yeah, yep,

it's literally your your Rocket League analogy is exactly what

Path Hunder does.

Speaker 1: No, let me just throw something out here real quick,

let's talk. But but I was just gonna get there.

Path has robot masks, does have robot ass and hydraulic

He does have hydraulic hips. But Loba's hips don't lie.

Speaker 4: They're fake.

Speaker 1: To you. To you dog, one's made of metal, ones

made of plastic. Get the hell out of here. Don't

do this, not just not during the World Cup. Not

during the World Cup. Wait till the World Cup is

over to spread this because just dog bullshit. The only

thing being spread is silicone. Don't do this, Brian. You're

better than this, you know better. She's not resilient. She

didn't get a BBL. I guess she could. I thought

she was Brazilian. She doesn't speak Portuguese. She speaks Spanish,

doesn't Yes, she speaks Spanish. Genuinely, I have no idea.

I really should look into that.

Speaker 4: Who do you guess?

Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I think for lo but this is the end

of the line, and I feel like for the Loba

Federation of Football. I think that this is an obstacle

They've struggled to get over for a long time. They

struggled to give her lots of obstacles because their butt.

Speaker 4: Is so big. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Also, so she keep falling down. Take with that what

you will. The real winners in all of this, though,

is us being able to see her spectate just doing

her thing.

Speaker 4: AI Overview and Google says she is of Brazilian descent.

Speaker 1: Wow, so she speaks Portuguese. Then interesting, big name of him. Unfortunately,

ran into the goat thirty four. Okay, now Pathfinder is

moving on. Our next and final one seed Conduit moved

on and had to go up against one of Revenant

or Bangalore, and it is Revenant. I think this is

where our friendly streamer kind of loses here.

Speaker 4: I think.

Speaker 1: I have let's explore. I have a strong theory on this.

I think it makes a real chance. How many red

cards did Revenue get in game one? Because they can't

play a game two, they're down that many people. Remember

we said that Revenant probably wouldn't get too too too

violent violent unless it was I think, and Loba's out. Yeah,

but what's too violent for Revenant? I think he could

lock in. He could lock in. He's definitely locking in

against a podcaster. He I mean, come on, it's a podcaster.

I don't know George. It's Paul George of the Apex.

If he was playing with like eight men, I still

still think I think he managed.

Speaker 4: He might.

Speaker 2: He's a thousand pounds, like seven foot tall.

Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of He's like Holland if he

were a robot. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not not to

screen with the size advantage anything like that. Speed I

don't know if he's got overall speed. I think he

does because the speed boost. I mean, she's got her passive,

which is not a week passive in this case.

Speaker 4: But you're always so close to each other.

Speaker 1: That's the thing, you know, like you never that far away.

You have a little bit of a gap there enough

for that to make a difference.

Speaker 2: I guess if you're like a defender running towards your

goal does not fire fast.

Speaker 1: It doesn't, but also it does have the same effect

as pathfinders, where he can carry hi moment charge, that

ship up pre corner momentum is going to carry him

in basically one direction. She can just run to a

different teammate. I'm thinking for the long ball, I'm thinking

you have a right back revenant. I also don't think

you need to tapping it over to the center back.

The right back then jumps while the center back launches it.

It'll be on side because he's launching behind the line.

And then he goes and tries to.

Speaker 3: How much is that even fast enough to outrun a

defending or defending a absolutely catalyst, because she just turns

too an It turns to the goalie and runs to

her teammate and has that speed boost the.

Speaker 2: Entire How far is the defender not that far, not

far enough to passive proc I think it's I would think.

Speaker 4: I think it's close.

Speaker 1: I mean, you have to play a little further back

with your defenders. But like, I think it's like scenario yeah,

scenario Okay, passive revenance is that he is. He has

the same walking speed as he does down corner kick.

How are you gonna see him slithering around through all

the people that she he crouches down, she's the same

high as him crouched debatele. That doesn't help her case.

I'm not saying that helps her, kid, I'm just saying,

like he's gonna be seen. He's not sneaking through. Soccer

does require legs, in which she has none. Scenario who

conto it? Yeah, she's not tall, she's got robot legs.

Well he's got robot legs too, though, but he's like

a he's like an educated like assassin machine. But she

was like a podcaster, was like, I need legs. Yeah,

that's true. She streams on Twitch. She went to the

podcast or needs Legs Foundation, and luckily she was at

the top of the lead Yeah, that's fair. Okay.

Speaker 7: Uh.

Speaker 1: I feel like Rev pulls this out. I feel like Rev.

Speaker 4: Said last week, Revenant plays all eleven up and then

whenever something goes south, he just jumps like their goaligue

jumps back into their goal. So they're always playing a

man up on defense.

Speaker 1: Chris saying what he said really made me think about it.

Rev does feel like Earling Holland gives. I think there's

zero world where Conduit has a chance here. Yeah, I

think truth. I think she scores get her, she might

get one. She's got a constant hydration break. I think

she scores one, but I think a million. Yeah. I

think Rev scores a ton. It's just a look. I yeah,

I think he's I think it's tough for for con

for all Kandy, but I think the Kandy Football founderation

fan yeah, federation, Yeah, actually feels good about this World Cup.

I think I think they do now. Our last one

here and this one was interesting. Final matchup. As Rev

moves on, Octane took on his best friend Lifeline, and

he moved on pretty easily. Ash took on Rampart and

moved on. This one's tough Ash versus Octane. This is

like powerhouses.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're talking burst versus consistency, and believe it

or not, Octane is actually the consistency year reminder because

they never have.

Speaker 1: To stop stiaming. They can't kill themselves, and you have

one stem active only for the whole team.

Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but the one Octane never has to stop

stimming if he doesn't want to, but they can switch

it off to him.

Speaker 1: It comes with extra stem by default. The box turns

off in the box.

Speaker 2: Well, but like the but you like second activation, have

a second activation.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just built in now, so you get you

get two stems and they almost never run out, and

you have like it's like a quarter second between them,

a half second whatever it is for them to Refrash

also has tether. I don't think surge actually if you

if you surge it, I do think it has a

longer cool down if you surge it.

Speaker 2: Surge is a separate cool down though. Okay, so it's

a separate so you can need to but you can

stay stem.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you need to, say you get tethered,

you can actually surge to break the tether, right, because

you can break tether.

Speaker 1: Is that what that does? Well, you have to like

look at.

Speaker 3: The tether and like pull away from it or you

it's like pull away from the tether and it will

let you out. Yeah, but like so you have to

break tether, but it gives the stunt and increase. Yeah,

but if you have the surge, you can try to

counter that. Like there's a little bit of counterplay there.

It's not just like all.

Speaker 1: Great soda. By the way, search searge now Ash and

built into her passive is the dash, which is big,

and her tactical is a great defensive thing. If I'm

looking at this from a football perspective, what I think

would happen if this game played out in real life

is I think sorry soccer. I think Ash would be

playing a form of haram ball, but it would be

wait till octane overplays the ball or messes up, and

then play on the counter. And you have the ability

to do that and reminder the passives. I think everybody

gets the passive right because octane it's one stem for

whoever they want to use it.

Speaker 2: But the whole team gets passed. The whole team gets passed,

which is just the region, and.

Speaker 1: The region is about the same, if not less than

the octane stem, Yeah, because they reduced it. Sad it

was longer. They reduced it a little bit. So if

Octane makes a mistake and ashes on the calendar and

all of them fucking dash forward, yeah, dashboard, that could

be bad. If he's in a bad defense, that's true.

Now there, you can definitely be caught out. He can

get caught The dash in the box too, is really

in the box is really good because I mean, yeah,

he can get to the box quick. Yeah, anytime you

can fast into the box, it can just be a

game when you when you're fast in the box. And

let's talk about this for a second. Let's really dive

deep here. When you we can dive deep into in the.

Speaker 3: Box, especially when you can move horizontally like you can,

like you can find I mean you can you can

fuck around on the front of the box too, a

little bit right in the front of it.

Speaker 1: If you're if you're messing around in the front of

the box, right on the top, you can easily find

your way to the back. If you're doing it right.

You're just dashing around trying to find open space, trying

to find, you know, trying to connect. So you're sending

your boys deep in the box. Yeah, which Ash will

be able to do the boxes. Yeah the box.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Now Octane will likely be as good, if not potentially

but likely be as good, if not potentially better under

the idea of being around the box. So Revenant and Pathfinder,

when they use their tactical and they get into the box,

it's just momentum. When Octane gets into the box, he

had he stops. Yeah, he loses, Yeah, loses it unless

he's like got to slide to maintain. Yeah, he could

try that.

Speaker 3: Like when you slide into the box, sometimes you can

come in a little faster, but even then you're going

you know, you're going low.

Speaker 1: At that point, I think that you can still I

guess if you're going low.

Speaker 3: On if you're coming in low and you hit at

a low angle, sometimes you can make it go up

a little higher and you hit like this different part

of the box. You can hit like top corner or

something like that. Sometimes that that's that deep in the

box with you, but top corner of the box can

be absolute money.

Speaker 1: M hmm. I'm more of a shoot from you know,

mid halfway in. You know, I'm going to talk to

the box, get to know the box person soccer. Follow

it on Instagram for two years. Never speak to like

the boxes Instagram stories relentlessly, relentlessly, Uh's box?

Speaker 4: I don't know.

Speaker 1: Now I think this is let's let's get let's get

this out of the way real quick. This is game

of the year. Oh yeah, this is game of the year.

I don't know if I'm ready to say that that's

going to penalty. Let's say this then, let's this is

game of the tournament so far. It's the most exciting

game of the dark so far. This is going to

penalties if it goes to penalties. The goalie also has

dash that could be really which is really big. And

I was thinking before we came to this conclusion. If

it went to penalties, I think Ash wins just off

of pure goal.

Speaker 4: When you go to pks or shooting inside the box. Yeah, correct, Okay,

So Octane also can't stem.

Speaker 1: Can't stem when he's leading up to the ball, cannot

can dash into the ball. Yeah yeah, so you can

probably kick faster too, a little faky. So there it is.

I think Ash takes it. I got Ash me.

Speaker 2: Too, in penalties like probably like two three three two two.

Speaker 3: I'm okay with Ash. It's like it's such a rough man.

It's like we got Spain and Portugal plan. Yeah, like early,

it's just way too early. Yeah, like way earlier than it's.

Speaker 1: Quite literally yeah yeah me so Ash moves on. Yes,

so there it is boys and girls. That was the

That was the final matchup. You guys want the matchups

for next week?

Speaker 4: Yes, tell me so.

Speaker 1: We will be having a Newcastle going up against Axel.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Then we will have Sparrow going up against Fuse. Okay, right,

then we have Valk going up against half Pathfinder. That's questionable.

That's a game, right, Yeah, that's a match that's gonna

be like Rocket League. Yeah, like dude, the demos that

are gonna happen in aerials on that Yeah, that's gonna

kill one of them. Yeah, just like going up for

the ball. The slide tackle in mid air is gonna

be nasty. Last matchup Revenant versus Ash Robot. The bottom

bracket is discussed. That is a heater, ladies and gents.

That is the World Cup Apex bracket up to this point.

Next week we're gonna get into the round of eight.

We're getting oh so close to our champion of the

Apex World Cup. We're gonna throw it on down to

the voicemails and said, you guys on the rest of

your week. Let's get it all right, ladies and gents,

Let's get to the voicemails. Here, we got one from

Uncle Jack. Oh, no, let us start the way to

start the voicemail mother. Every time. Gosh, damn it, man,

what one job are they? I pressed the wrong one?

Now every time?

Speaker 8: It's up boys uncle Jack here.

Speaker 6: Uh.

Speaker 7: This is referring to one of the voice messages that

got sent in about shooting themselves. I just wanna, I

just want to nominate Kyle as the sort of the

founder of the Ship your Pants Foundation first ever, because realistically,

like if more voicemails are gonna get sent in, we

need to start a sort of a found foundation, right.

Speaker 8: We need to have people. We need a support group.

Speaker 1: That I was gonna say it stand by to give

extra if you're in the group.

Speaker 7: We should like the accident and he told about it

on the pod. I'm sure we've all shipped ourselves, but

you know, we need people to speak up.

Speaker 8: Because this is an important matter. It's important to me.

Speaker 7: And yeah, but I think that Kyle should definitely be

sort of the captain the if you if you would say,

like the founder of this foundation. I'll nominate myself as

sort of the chairman.

Speaker 8: You know I can speak uh truck or that ship himself.

He can, he can be our first member. And I

want the guy people to speak out.

Speaker 1: That was almost one of those guys that's very.

Speaker 7: Important to me, close to Wyatt, Brian, whoever's there on

the pod next week.

Speaker 8: I want you boys to join in.

Speaker 7: I know you ship yourself, probably not hopefully not anytime soon,

but I'm sure it's happened.

Speaker 1: I mean, so not gonna lie.

Speaker 8: Everyone should join.

Speaker 1: I actually haven't that that's what happened. I was driving

today and I thought I shipped myself. I've got and

I was like.

Speaker 2: You ever like fart when you're sitting on your your

car and you're like it kind of feels like something's there,

but it's just like nothing, your body.

Speaker 1: Shifted or something. And I was sitting there, I'm like,

I just shipped myself.

Speaker 4: I did not.

Speaker 1: There has been moments where you question it and then

I would say, yes, yeah, I still count it that

I would count I've done that because I was like

sick at home is the is the is the place

where it sneaks up on you the most because you're like,

I'm just gonna like rip a fart real quick. Yeah

I didn't.

Speaker 4: It wasn't.

Speaker 3: I wasn't had that happen yet, thankfully, But I know

my time is coming.

Speaker 2: You're ever having like diarrhea, and you just get one,

You're like one, You're like, I'm not gonna trust any

of them.

Speaker 1: But then there's one. You're like, I let it out.

Yeah no, I'm technically pretty good at this. You're past this.

Speaker 4: I just I think I'm past the diary estate.

Speaker 2: Yeah no, literally, I'm feeling better. And then you just

fart and you're like, well, let.

Speaker 4: Me go change.

Speaker 1: Some people love shitting, bro. I hate it.

Speaker 4: I hate it.

Speaker 1: I'd never understand why people say that.

Speaker 2: When I got back from the lake, I every time

I get home from like being out of town somewhere,

I just take the fattest one, Like it's like, I like,

let everything from the weekend out.

Speaker 1: Dude, I believe it or not. I did not ship

one time in Japan when I was there. There's no dog.

This second I got home, it was lood gates were open, bro.

It was crazy. I was starting to get worried while

I was in Japan. I was like, like, what is happening?

I was like, this is this is bad? And then

New Orleans it got pretty bad. But I think on

the final final day I was good.

Speaker 2: I think when we were leaving, I probably did because

I was hungover and I had a whole ass seafood

boil the night before and I drank a fuck load

after that. Yeah, so it was probably it was probably

inevitable for me.

Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as I don't shoot on the plane,

I'm good. Yeah. I don't think I've ever used a plane.

Bathrooms worst places to have to ship, that'd be a

good list. There's some bad ones. Your wedding, while you're

getting married, anytime you're wearing a suit and just feels yeah,

that's how I felt that. Yeah. Uh yeah, anytime at

a wedding is awful. Any public speaking of that, I mean, yeah,

if you are.

Speaker 4: Speaking, anytime that you're sitting in like, uh, some kind

of crowd where you have to like ship, like.

Speaker 1: You're like in the very middle of the crowd when

it's not easy exit. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, elevator, elevator,

you having to ship, on the crowd, on the escalator

at the mall, and inside the tunnel pool is tough.

Inside the tunnel in sea world are never good.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Fresno Fresno Midsummer Port is very brutal.

Speaker 1: I've done those a lot though. When you're at a

Noah con concert, but you just don't want to miss

his songs, so you just sh what. Yeah, that happened

when I was at one of the festivals.

Speaker 2: There was someone that didn't want to piece, so they

pissed on my friend.

Speaker 1: That is insane.

Speaker 2: I mean, unintentionally they're trying to piss on the floor.

But you know, my friend caught astray. He got some bullets,

immediately whipped around and socked the dude.

Speaker 4: Justify.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm punching you. Yeah, that's insane. I had a

question and I forgot what it was. Gosh damn It

about sitting yourself. Yeah, no, it was just about shitting

in general airplane. Oh oh, this is my question. Okay,

when you guys like, I don't know if I'm the

only one who does it, I don't think I am.

I think a lot of people do this. When you're

in a bathroom and somebody else is also in the bathroom.

Do you try your best to keep it quiet or

or do you just let.

Speaker 2: If you're like if it's like gassie, yeah, I try

to get it to where it just kind of opens.

Speaker 1: Up and goes the yeah. But it never works like that. No,

I can never know.

Speaker 2: And you just you feel embarrassment as you're just blowing

it up in there.

Speaker 1: I give. I give the sorry bud, yeah, see, because

I respect people who could just let it fly. I can't.

I try to let it fly, and I can't. If

you could tell them ahead of time, like if they're

next to you and you go, sorry, bud, get ready,

brace your sock, you just hand them you immediately hear

them get ready to get out.

Speaker 4: Face mask.

Speaker 1: If you hand him a nose clip. Under the stall,

I'm not having a ship to nobody understall. Try to

me something under stall. Fucking kick the ship, dude.

Speaker 2: The worst ones is when you hear them like moaning

and growning because there's been so many times at the bar.

Or I go into like the bathroom and I'm a

stall user. I don't really like using urinal so I'll

go into the stall and I just hear the dude

in the handicaps, I'm just, oh fuck, he's just.

Speaker 1: Like groaning them.

Speaker 2: He's like, I'm like, damn, do you need a privacy?

Speaker 1: No, dude, that the guys at work. I hear him spit,

like they spit their legs as they're like shitting. I'm like,

that is the weirdest thing I've ever had, like zins

or chew or something. No, they're just like doing They're

not doing like hole on like Howking loogies, but they're

just like like that. And I can see him doing it.

I'm like, that's so weird, that's odd. But No, I've

always I've always wanted to be the guy who can

just saunter into a bathroom sit, but I can't do it.

Every time I think about doing it, I literally there

was only one time it happened, and it was literally

because it was so bad as chance at a cost go,

I had to just let it rip and I just

I just went here we go. I got out of

there as fast as I possibly could so that nobody

would see me. A gas station with urinals. I hate urinals. Yeah,

I hate the trough like the sports games and stuff,

because there's no like you're just looking at cock. Have

you ever seen that?

Speaker 4: Uh?

Speaker 1: Have you guys ever seen that TikTok where the guys

like the caption says like what you think in your

head when you're about to take a ship And it's

like him sitting down on the bat and like on

the seat, and guys like, hey, are you shitting in here?

Oh you're disgusting. Yeah, I'm gonna wait outside the stall.

Speaker 2: You fit, don't put your feet up. I already saw you.

That is kind of what you think.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I started thinking about ship. I'm like, what if

what if I walk out at the same time they

walk out? What if you like blow it up? Then

they smell it they cast a glance at me.

Speaker 2: I shood in a gas station one time, and I

think it was after I walked out, someone walked in

and said, like, damn, it.

Speaker 1: Smells like hot ass in here. I was like, I

gotta go to the kite, dude. There was one time

it was close. It was it was real close.

Speaker 3: I was at a valley golf and I ran in

there and I it was bad right, oh yeah, And

as some dude walked in there, I'm still in the

stock goes holy fuck, hold on this is one.

Speaker 5: Uh.

Speaker 1: I walk out of the stall, I'm in the bat

I wash my hands. Some other dude walks in there.

He goes, he goes, dear that you.

Speaker 4: I got, na dude.

Speaker 1: I go, no, man, I go, I got I wish

that could have been me. That's impressive, you fucking place.

He shifted blame and.

Speaker 3: I should have blamed to somebody who just did not like, fuck, man,

I wish that was me.

Speaker 1: I can't do that, bro. I mean, this is kind

of it's not similar at all. It's kind of similar.

When I was in Nashville, they had they had at

the postmal Mbar. There's karaoke and speaking of people just

saying ship out loud in the bathroom, they pumped in

the karaoke sound into the bathroom. So when everybody walked in,

this guy was trying to sing a Creed song and

he was so bad, like it was so ship and

everybody's like, what the fuck this guy in the bathroom.

And I know the guy was out there and he's like, dude,

nobody even thinks about karaoke, like it's there, it'll be fine,

you're supposed to be it.

Speaker 2: Suck this guy, poor guy.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, uh yeah, that was good. That was good. Guys,

that was that was great. That was a good riff.

We just had a questionable one. It was a questionable. Sure,

next one, this should be more questionable. Next one comes

from Brian's meat Chandelier.

Speaker 9: What hey, guys, it's David.

Speaker 1: Just a comment.

Speaker 9: No, no, okay, okay.

Speaker 1: That was yeah. Yeah, it's husband.

Speaker 9: That's why I think you're going, Hey, guys, it's his husband.

Speaker 1: Start to record.

Speaker 9: Okay, okay, this is dumb. Anyways, let's get to the point.

I apologize. There was a comment made a couple of

pods ago. I don't remember, something about eggs and hot dogs.

Speaker 10: Gotcha.

Speaker 8: I was gonna say I put.

Speaker 9: My steel of approval on that.

Speaker 4: Surprised it was true. That just really for me.

Speaker 9: So I want to say, if you want to put

some real hair on your chest, throw some hot sauce

on that and you're good.

Speaker 1: There, much better. Why no, you're saying with the ketchup.

Not with the ketchup. He's not saying to me. He

sent this to me. It's literally a giant beanies you frank,

you have frank and eggs on there.

Speaker 3: Bro, He's got franks and eggs and it looks like

there's a cream cheese bagel as well.

Speaker 1: That's that's despicable, that's insane. He just made I think

that he just made fart on a plate. He's going

to be in the new the new club. What the hell?

He just made fart? All you need his beans or

something and you're good to go oly god, No, we're

not putting ketchup on eggs in twenty twenty six. Yes, absolutely,

I've already done it. Are we not adults? Here? I am?

That's great some top of TiO. I should be topping

my teo, your deal, your uncle?

Speaker 4: What the hell? Oh ship?

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's disgusted. I'm sorry that suspectable. Last one

here comes from Joe Mama.

Speaker 8: What's up?

Speaker 4: Boys?

Speaker 6: Been a while since I left the boy smell uh.

I was wondering, who do you think what survived Jurassic Park?

Out of you guys, and like the extended GMB universe,

so like Richie.

Speaker 4: Ju is not surviving that?

Speaker 6: Yeah, how who do you think would like not make it?

Speaker 1: Rast Kyle like Kyle is Kyle's say, Jeff goldbl did to.

I feel like not many of us are living this

ship a lot of us are dead. A lot of

us are dead, and she will probably have a gun,

so he might have a better shot. Richie's got a

decent shot. I think I could survive only because I'd

fit myself into like a tiny crowd, like a tiny crevass,

and I would just stay there. Yeah, so I just

until I run out of water and food, hopefully the Chris,

I'm probably dead. You're probably dead. I feel like you

have a better chance than most. I feel like I

might live a little longer. Yeah, Chris has bad. I

feel like Jay's dead and Donnie's dead, purely because those

two will bicker.

Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think. Yeah, there would be

far too loud Donnie is someone's gonna hide somewhere, donn

He's like.

Speaker 1: What are you fucking stupid? Yeah, it's a terrible place

to hide. And Jay's like, yeah, I don't really think

that's a good spot. Uh yeah, No, Donnie would be

fine until he passed by like a TV that was

playing a US soccer game, and yeah, then he's and

then all the raptors would come in and attack. Yeah yeah,

uh I would Why were you so quick to pull

the trigger on jump? I heard his name, and I'm like,

there's no shot. I mean, to be fair, he's probably

gonna get hurt. Jumpa is going to be wearing his

old money fit. He's not going to be able to

maneuver like the rest of us. Oh, you're saying he

doesn't got it like his his his clothing is not

you know, you're.

Speaker 4: Saying, I've never met jump I feel like he's sneaky. Athletic,

played hockey, I could see.

Speaker 1: Yeah, the second best sport behind whatever their first best

sport is. I don't know, but it's not their best. Well,

it might be their best, but it's not better than us. Correct.

Actually know what that is the right way by us?

Speaker 2: You mean you're you're you're worse at your best sport

than us, which is our fourth sport.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, unfortunately, Yeah, it is correct. It's also Canadian.

Someone's gonna call enough. Well, maybe he just retreats to

the snow. I don't know if dinosaurs like snow. I

feel like there's some snow dino's No, maybe not because

they're called blood. Yeah, I was going to say the

I think Nate would live. I don't think any of

us would be stupid. Enough to just take a gun

and try and kill a dino with it, a gun,

maybe a smaller one like velociraptor. I feel like the

stupidest person in our group would be a person who

would just take a hunting rifle and try to kill

a dinosaur with What about like Troy, Yeah, the shotgun,

the famous shotgun Dollon might be okay, industry Dollan maybe

probably got the second runs as he might be just dinosaurs.

Matt's dead. Matt's h to be fair, most of us

are dead. We're all most of I don't think any

of us really survive it. I think it's just a

matter of how long? Yeah, how long do we make it?

Like what's our condition for surviving?

Speaker 8: Yeah?

Speaker 1: Okay, first, can can anybody make it twenty four hours?

I think like on the island, I think just by

pure like randomness, Like a lot of us could make

it randomly twenty four hours if we just gotten twenty

four hours. Now, let's let's put it at a week.

Do you think anybody could make it a week?

Speaker 4: Now?

Speaker 1: You're talking. You gotta find food and water, you know,

be able to cook food? Yeah, like you have to

go you could that's the biggest thing you could go

a week without. So Jurassic Park does have the cafe

in the middle, there's but that's the hot zone would be.

It is a hot zone. So I've never seen it.

Have you ever seen Durastic Park? Or talk we gotta watch?

Can we watch?

Speaker 4: Bro?

Speaker 1: You never watched movies. That's a good question. Nate just

says what you say, Uh, solo, Yeah, solo. I don't

think it matters. Well, we're on the Jurassic Park, so

I guess technically we're a group, but I think we're

all on a solo mission to survive.

Speaker 4: That makes sense. But so you can work to get

other to like get food and ship.

Speaker 1: But let's say we can't. Let's say it's all solo.

We can't kill each other in yeah, and see how

long we can go. Let's just say our memories are

white men in black style, can't kill each other. Men

in black style, can't kill each other, don't know who

each other are. But we're just out here surviving. Maybe

maybe they yeah, like Chris said, it's.

Speaker 4: The fresh fire.

Speaker 1: Yeah, just one on one, like join the island until

the Yeah, yeah, okay, I mean sure, I think longest

I could make it is two days. I probably get

like two or three days ahead of me if I

found water.

Speaker 3: That's the hardest part is finding water before something else

finds you were I'm less worried about big old t

Rex than than raptors.

Speaker 1: Raptor like I try to do the Crisp, he'd rip

my arm.

Speaker 4: You try to climb a tree and you just get scared.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I think.

Speaker 3: You might get lucky and be able to survive maybe

like a week if you find a cave or something

of the like. But it's gonna be tough, Like that's

a tough range to go.

Speaker 1: Jeff Goldblums in that movie he sucks, Brian, Why do

you hate Jeff gold Jeff? I feel like he's like

he was good, Like Independence Day, that was a good movie.

He did good. He'll just kind of like a commercial. Yeah,

he's just a commercial guy. It is sad when you

see some actors go to the commercial. Yeah I should

the commercial. But like Samuel l Samuel, but he's still

a good actor. I mean he's all over Capital one. Yeah,

you got in your wallet?

Speaker 6: Is that?

Speaker 1: What is Jeff Goldbloom? Is he also capital one? He

is like it's like homes dot Com or something. He

was on a credit card for a long time. It

might be a credit card. Maybe it is a credit card.

Was it like MasterCard or something? Or maybe I don't know.

He wasn't Bobbies.

Speaker 4: Another celebrity that went to commercials LIMU.

Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I really liked him and Empire strikes back,

but since then he just hasn't. He wasn't. I'm talking

about the dude from it and Carl or whatever or

is it Rob? I don't know? And wait and Rob,

I feel like Rob?

Speaker 4: Is it Doug dog dog?

Speaker 1: Is Doug good? Shout good ship mate?

Speaker 4: Watch it's like some stupid ass name like fucking jump off.

Speaker 1: Him? Uh uh yeah.

Speaker 2: I don't think we're making it very long. Damn unfortunate. Damn,

it's unfortunate.

Speaker 4: Gtting anybody, Oh got Troy intended verse got it?

Speaker 2: Carter Carter, Carter actually might make car He might make

a run. I thought I saw him today when I

went to Chipotle.

Speaker 4: But it was not him.

Speaker 3: I think there's also a factor that we also that

we have to think about. It's like how quickly that

person would stress.

Speaker 2: Drop would be pretty fucking stressed out, But like, do

you lose your cool is what it is, like how

he shut down?

Speaker 1: Yeah, are they gonna shut down or get franked? Like

what if they can?

Speaker 3: If they do that, they're dead almost instantly. I don't know,

potentially just from like a true panic attack.

Speaker 1: I feel like all of us would probably just freak out.

I think we'd freak out. Just I just like, I

think there is.

Speaker 2: Different If I was like, oh, dinosaurs are back, I

think I kind of just fucking die.

Speaker 1: There are levels though, because it's like there's still are

jeeps that work.

Speaker 4: That's true.

Speaker 1: You could drive the jeep theoretically sponsored.

Speaker 4: By Jeep, one of those things. I hate jeeps.

Speaker 1: I either die or getting this jeep. I'm fucking directly

you're going to get in. He's like, that's that piece

of ship. Yeah, the dumb ass rubber duckies probably won't

even start. Yeah, the does does David and Mena count

as extending GMB universe? And if they do, do they

count as one person?

Speaker 3: I love David and Mena is awesome as well. They're

both dead. Damn, they're both dead.

Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I feel like I feel like

David might panic, not because the dinosaurs, but because he's

a man. Is not there because his wife is where's

my Why am I here? The thing is I just

panic just in general, Yeah, just because like, hey there's dinosaurs.

But she might never thought might panic in a different

sense where it's not like I'm afraid. It's like over excitement.

I genuinely don't know what if a weekend they came

back to like retrieve the bodies and himn it was

just the dinosaur queen. She had like a crown of

t rex potentially, Yeah, and she like she just waved

a scepter and they all obeyed.

Speaker 4: What she said.

Speaker 2: Just tack. She's just fucking Chris Pratt in Jurassic.

Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa blue look at me? Look at

he's talking to a fucking velocity after the brain the

size of a fucking walnut. Okay, brouh, you tamed it

for me. It's me. Hey, it's me. It's like whenever

you go out to the bar and there's a couple

of fighting and then like she just grabs his face.

Just look at me. It's just us. It's just me

and you. God, I want to throw up if someone

you know, you know, I don't give a this guy

worst thing to ever do.

Speaker 3: By the way, if you if you are a female

listening and your man is getting pissed at another guy,

do not get in the middle.

Speaker 2: It's just me and you, baby, because then he's gonna

the other guy's be like, oh, yeah, you're a pussy.

Speaker 1: He's your your girl is holding you back. The other

dude hits you, you're done. Yeah, that's true, but that's

if you get knocked.

Speaker 3: Well that yeah, even if you don't like, she's still

in the way and you start to make it a

point to get her safe before you can do anything,

you're just taking beatings while you're waiting.

Speaker 1: You're like, you are nurfing me right now. Significantly.

Speaker 4: She's holding you back and he's beating you off. It's

just in public.

Speaker 1: Good luck, good luck, never good All right, Well, ladies

and gents, that's just about do it for this week's

edition of The Crab Podcast. Thank you guys for tuning in.

As always, we'll catch you guys next week. For another addition,

don't forget to go check out the a l GS

currently e w C in Paris. All of the Apex

podcast episodes with Me, Don and Jumba are live right now.

There's some breakdowns if you're just getting into the sport.

But also we'll be releasing some breakdowns on the group stages,

the elimination stages, all that good stuff, so go check

that out if you want some more Apex consent. And

then after that we'll be right back to the World

Cup next week. It should be a fun time.

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