286: The Invisible Hound...Season 30 Announcement & Breakdown & Voicemails
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Speaker 1: Up, everyone, Welcome back to another edition of the Grab
My Banner Podcast, Episode number two, one hundred and eighty six,
and ladies and gentlemen, wipe the gray from your face,
Wipe the gray from your hair. We are entering the
era of Apex Legend Season thirty.
Speaker 2: Same age as maybe a season games.
Speaker 1: Older than my ass by two years. Season thirty of
Apex Legends is right around the corner. And not only
did they drop a video today teasing everything, they did
it in a way where they also released basically the
patch notes. It's not the exact patch notes where you
have like times and you know, cool downs and all
that kind of stuff, but they released just about every
single thing that's happening in season thirty. And it is
kind of a heater in which way I will let
you guys decide, because is it hot shit? It could
be some hot shit, or it could be some hot
it's a mixture of both. We'll get to all of
it here in just a second. But season thirty, boys,
we've been doing this since season fucking six, and we're
all the way at season thirty now. To be fair,
I think they do like three four seasons a year.
It's four seasons a year, so and you know they've
been doing more since they like shortened. Yeah, so it
is what it is. But it has been a long time,
and there it is season thirty already upon It feels
like just yesterday we were doing season twenty nine bullshit,
but we are already here at season thirty. Invisibilities in
the game, Kyle, is that what I'm seeing on this picture?
And that's why I can't see how blood and Kyle
has always said one thing, and he's always said one
thing very firmly, get fucking invisibility out of the game.
Speaker 2: Yep. I shouldn't be in there, and it's here.
Speaker 3: I feel like we talked about this two weeks ago.
Well with the Cyberpunk.
Speaker 2: It's a little it's a little different.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's nuance.
Speaker 2: There's nuance.
Speaker 1: There's nuance, so cao. Yes, it is like Halo Camo. Okay, So.
Speaker 2: It's not like Mirage.
Speaker 1: Where like legit full visibility. I just wanted to I
just wanted to get your quick reaction before we get
into all of it. There is invisibility in the game
once again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's it's more like Halo, which isn't as bad.
Speaker 1: So you're not as pissed, so we don't have to
do a therapy session. We don't have to calm you down,
don't put you in a pa itself.
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see after the first week, but like I,
you know, I have to get my hands on it first.
But from right now, from what I can see, from
what they've shown, what.
Speaker 1: You can't see, from what I can't sang nice, thank.
Speaker 2: You, it looks like they could be. It could be
okay at best.
Speaker 1: Okay at best, yeah, okay, at best. It's not either
okay at worst true because no, it's actually okay. It's
actually good. It's actually good so that it makes it
it would be broken if it was okay, I'm on.
Speaker 4: A heater today, you're actually cooking.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's start from top to bottom. We're going to
go through the patch note real quick. And the first
thing on the list, the Hunter of Legends, the Bloodhound rework.
Bloodhound's kit has been complete. The overhaul to let you
live the true Tracker Hunter Power fantasy. Bloodhound's abilities do
the tracking so you can do the hunting. Their improved
passive causes enemies to leave a glowing trail as they
move while White Ravens have improved range and can now
be activated by a quick glance. Bloodhound's Tactical shows additional
snapshot scans after the initial scan finishes, and Bloodhound's Ultimate
has been completely reworked to deploy a device that cloaks
all Legends who enter while not fully invisible. The legend
will remain cloaked for twelve seconds after leaving the alts area,
or until taking damage or firing weapons. Boasting all boasting,
all of this a new trio of upgrades. Bloodhound equips
you to always be the hunter, never the prey. Hold
up all legends, yes, all legends, even the enemy squad. Oh,
all even the enemy. Now here's my initial thought on it,
because if you watch the video, when you see them
go invisible, it is is kind of jarring at first,
but it is exactly what Kyle said. It is like
the Halo invisibility. There's an outline, it's there. I think
I'm calling my shot right now. I feel like this
is gonna be used more as a rotation tool rather
than an actual action. Try to like sneak a try
to sneak a rotation in trying to get by a team.
Maybe I don't know how this is gonna work with
the nighttime edition of World's Edge, which we'll we'll get
to here in a little bit. Fire might be fire,
but maybe it doesn't work as well on like a
storm point. Maybe it doesn't work as well on a
daytime e district.
Speaker 2: The one thing I will say about Halo Camo is
if you're not moving, it works a lot better than
when you're moving. So that means that there's a lot
of good chance you're gonna get fucking rated on, especially
if you're chasing a team.
Speaker 1: If that's how it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if that's how it works, there is an.
Speaker 1: Area that you have to walk through. If people spot that,
they'll be on a little bit more of a high alert.
And I believe the second you shoot your gun you
become uninvisible. Yes, so there's.
Speaker 5: That visible bubble, Like, how does that work here?
Speaker 2: It's like a Wraith phase bubble. Yes. So you throw
like the alt on the ground, it makes like a
bubble and if you walk through it then you become invisible.
Speaker 1: So it's like just in one spot, like it's tethered
to the ground. It's not following.
Speaker 2: No, So you could stay in the alt and be
invisible the whole time, but as soon as you leave it,
you have twelve seconds your gun. The only thing I don't.
Speaker 5: Like kind of timer thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only thing I don't like is it sounds
like you can still use abilities while you're invisible. Which
does it sound.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I would hope not, you.
Speaker 2: Know, because I'm thinking a whole team actual queuing onto
your face while while invisible would probably be an absolute
fucking nightmare. But you know, that's just where my brain goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a lot of people brain go that
dirct like a revenant jumping on you.
Speaker 2: Or something, I mean, dude jumping behind you.
Speaker 3: And I would assume you still get like the audio
cues and everything.
Speaker 2: I imagine you would too. But if you can use
abilities and not become visible, like, there's a lot of
things that could be stupid.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah, the abilities thing will probably come to
play in here a little bit. Now, we don't have
the actual patch notes here, we don't know all the
cool downs and everything like that, and we haven't really
gotten to see a full scope of what Bloodhound's like.
Tactical scan looks like it didn't show that really, so that.
Speaker 3: Actually sounds pretty good. You get like multiple snapshots, especially.
Speaker 1: Why I'm while invisible, that could be really dangerous. So
that's gonna be good. Now. The good thing is Bloodhound,
I think, is a character that a lot of people
like in their back Yeah. I think. Also, this legend,
despite sounding extremely strong and ALGs, it's not really going
to affect things because once it's banned, it's banned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you don't have to worry about that game
if it's really broken one game.
Speaker 1: Maybe at the beginning, or it could even be a
legend that doesn't really get used to late and then
it could be a really interesting game near the end.
Speaker 3: So pocket pick or something exactly, because that's what they've
been kind of doing recently.
Speaker 2: Also, recons have been kind of bad for a while,
so I'm kind of glad that they're low key making
a comeback. I know. I'm hoping they're gonna nerve him.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm have. They still not they have, Yeah,
so I'm hoping for something makes me want to play
the game so much. Oh really fun. Yeah, Okay, so
that is Bloodhound. Moving to the next part, the fresh
Hunting Grounds, the World's Edge map update, and the best
thing about this, Ladies and gentlemen. Sorting Factory is back.
Sorting Factory is back. I'm sorry. I never liked what
was there before?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 1: No? It was? What was it called?
Speaker 2: No climatizers. On the other side is the one that
lava one of the gondol I hated that one.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I never liked it. I always yeah, yes, yeah,
screw that map. I hated it. I never thought it
was good. I always thought it was terrible. Sorting factory.
While a long time ago it did used to take
a ton of the fight. I don't care. It was
a good spot. Takes a lot of fights too, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah so, I feel like it's a much better POI
it's a very yeah.
Speaker 1: So, looking at it, we already know how sorting factory works.
But that's not all they added. World's edges shifted, bringing
old god aesthetics, new and updated pois, and the aura
borealist glowing in the night sky. Uh stock your prey
through three new new pois. Bloodhounds of Tribe Lace claim
to climatize. It was climatizer climate. It was climatizer with
East Village's unique no.
Speaker 2: No climatizer got changed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Climatizer Wait, yes, because it just says climatizer. They
claim to Climatizer with the East Village's unique War Camp
takes over Survey Camp, yes, and then the settlement takes
over the tree, yes.
Speaker 2: And then Climbing Factory takes over Lava.
Speaker 1: Those are like blood Out.
Speaker 2: Those are blood Out themed things. They each they got
three of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the new pois come from Survey Camp, Climatizer,
and also the tree. So that's where we're at. I
kind of like the tree going. The tree is still
basically the tree, but it has way more on just
a bigger tree. If you see it in the video,
it still has the tree, yeah, and it's glowing, I think,
but it always a lot more stuff. But there's a
lot more.
Speaker 2: Stuff, and there's a bigger building in the background. Instead
of the three different buildings, it's a one big ass building.
Speaker 1: Mm hm. So New World's Edge. New World's Edge looks fantastic.
I would highly urge everybody to go watch the video
because the pictures in Patch No don't really do it justice.
Like New World's Edge looks insane and in the video
like incredibly cool. World's Edge needed an update, really really bad.
They had said it in the roadmap a long time
ago that they were going to make changes to World's Edge.
I just thought they were going to change one POI
That's what I thought. That they made a huge change.
Not just that, but they changed the vibe of the map.
They change it tonighttime and Aurora Borealis in the sky
come on. And not only that too, it also feels
a lot more like Bloodhound, Like if you watch that video,
it really feels like Bloodhound and it has an identity
now where you know, a long time ago we used
to talk about how King's Canyon kind of lost its
identity because all the buildings in and now it feels
like World's Edge is kind of getting restored to what
it was. What it was in a way. It's different
but still good. Just make all the night all the
maps nighttime.
Speaker 2: The other thing they're adding is they're adding the four
story building back to Fragment West. Is that the remember
the four story building you'd land on in Capital City
that everybody would fight at when World Edge first came
the World Edge first came out the Pentagon, ye ziplines, Yeah,
it's extreamer building. It was construction building or whatever. Yeah,
they they they're bringing that back to Fragment West, and
then they're taking pig Mood away from Lava City and
they're putting it where Landslide is.
Speaker 1: Mmm. So Landslide is the one.
Speaker 2: With the big crane and the tunnel to get to it.
Speaker 1: They're putting Big Mod in the middle of the map. Yes, huh,
I like that does make sense though, because Big Mod
isn't there. Yeah, those two together.
Speaker 3: Did you have the ball or whatever the big balls'
dome dome.
Speaker 1: Need some hell this is This is actually kind of
like Big four for teams that take centralized pois the
Big Mod. Yeah, it being there because Big Mod has
the special weapons inside of it. Landslide people landed there
because of quick rotates, but now you actually get the
opportunity to get solid weapons and the rotates. Yeah. So
that's kind of like the best of both world situation
right there. That's actually really rich get richer. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Adding it's like adding a lot more loot I feel
like also on the ground, and then it's making a
lot of the poys bigger than they were before.
Speaker 1: So that's like another POI change right there. Basically they're
re They're basically like, World's Edge is going to feel
a ton different, which it definitely needed to go dropping
Harvester every game it's felt. Well, dude, that it's actually
fine because you drop Harvester immediately go through the tunnel
and now you're a big mod. That's true, and you're
ready to fight.
Speaker 5: It's going to interact. That wish is that they did
something to Geyser.
Speaker 1: I think guysers Okay, I kind of agree with I
don't like guys are either. I think that's what he's saying. Yeah,
I haven't really done anything to Guyser and they've never
done anything guys. I don't think they've any done anything
to Guyser or Dome.
Speaker 5: Dome overlook.
Speaker 2: Dome actually needs some help because Dome is like the worst.
Speaker 1: This Depending on how all these changes shake out, it
might not be as bad. True, we'll have to see.
I don't know. I'm literally talking out of my ass.
I have, as you, no clue. I have no clue.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Dome still in a ship spy because
you have to rotate in between both Lava City and
fucking launch site, which is why it's just such a
shitty place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at least now Lava City doesn't have Big MOD.
They don't have Big MOD right there. True. I don't
know how that affects it. It actually could make it
more difficult because maybe teams landing you know, Big MOD
and Lava Siphon or sorry Lava City would fight, leaving
the Dome team being able to escape. Yes, so you
know we should you know what they should do?
Speaker 5: Since Big Mod's going to be right next door to Mirage,
they should just take the Mirage party bus and move
it to geyser.
Speaker 1: Oh like have it above?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Interesting, that wouldn't be right next door to each other. Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to think, because where is it at right now?
Right next to Lava fissier. Yeah, so you could take
the zip line from the it's yeah, you could take
the train opposite of tunnel going from fragment. You'd pass
right by Big Mond right now.
Speaker 2: It's probably lava fissure and staging like in between the two.
Speaker 1: If you move it though, there'd be that giant rift
on the bottom. Yeah, there'd be a giant rift on
the bottom.
Speaker 4: Guys are over there, okay, yeah, no, I mean we're
gonna have to play it out and see how it goes.
Speaker 1: I'm actually really excited just for the map aspect of
the new season, because I don't know, I've always been
a map guy when it comes to new Apex seasons.
I get excited all the time, but at least like
the more I get excited is when there's a map involves,
when there's something new with the map.
Speaker 2: Same I low key, but I'm also low key very
excited about the Bloodhound change, even though it could be ass.
Speaker 3: It's the World's that just like the Bloodhound map. Now Nah,
because you've got Trials and all this new ship and
all this new shit of the buildings, like all of
that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: It's not even Trials anymore.
Speaker 5: No, they changed the name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stupid, I don't know why they did.
Speaker 1: We're cooked. Let's move off from the map real quick
because this next part I want to get your guys
thoughts on. I don't know how to feel about this
new corrupted attachments, energy weapon overhaul and streamline looting. Your
load out is the line between predator and prey. Corrupted
attachments introduce new power with a real trade off. Energy
weapons have been completely reworked, and visible weapon stats show
how attachments change the performance of each weapon like that,
while streamlining looting to make weapon choices more strategic, we're
removing support and assault bins, explosive holds, loot bin resets,
wildlife loot, and rebalancing all other loot sources. That means
less time perfecting your load out and more time using
it now. In the photo they provided in the screenshot
inside the the fucking patch, note here there's a picture
of a triple take with a with a sniper stock.
This one's called the Red Sniper, the rapid sniper stock.
It takes one out of the magazine, so you lose
one in your magazine, but it adds twenty two whatever
that means rate of fire to the rate of fire
point oh three seconds on reload speed and ten on
the weapon handling. So don't really know exactly how those
numbers play into things, because twenty two could be a
lot twenty two ye, not that much. You don't really know,
but it is a different way to loot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you likely get one per weapon, which is good.
You can't just isole your gun with all these crazy attachments.
Speaker 1: You get the ap on your fhone.
Speaker 2: They got rid of all the gold attachments and that's
what's replacing them. And you can't upgrade your gun at
Arsenal's to get one of those.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have to actually just actually fire them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now the getting abuff the energy weapon update. So
that looks the picture I'm looking at looks kind of
it's by percentage by what does that mean? So it's
no longer you're carrying energy? Amo Oh, I didn't even notice.
I was looking at like the cross where the crosshair
should be, and it looks like a smart pistol from
Titan Fall.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I didn't even notice that.
It looks like really weird, like you don't have a
crosshair on there. Who's trying to figure out you're good?
Speaker 1: That's like charge and like conduit is dead, it's done, yeah,
Or is that a life that's a conduit getting it's
a conduit. Yeah. So essentially there's a percentage here. I'm
assuming what this means is once you shoot out the
one hundred percent, it's going to take like an extended
time to kind of get back to that percentage. And
I probably does this make it to where you're immediately
just like I don't need to carry any AMMO at all.
Speaker 3: I I wonder if it's like in Halo, because like
all the like energy weapons in Halo.
Speaker 1: Have like it's just gonna say that, yeah where I
think you literally have to just get a new I
got of it till my daughters stopped playing the record.
Speaker 5: Yeah, honestly, that's getting an energy gun. Like if you're
finding a team off drop, that's you want an energy gun.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, because you just have AMMO. Yeah, you
have unlimited AMMO.
Speaker 2: So the way, I watched a video today that was
like win more in depth on it, and from what
I understand, you have like each energy gun itself has
its own battery and then it works more like the bow,
so you don't have to carry ENERGYMO anymore. They're getting
rid of all ENERGYMO off the floor and it has
like a battery and then when the battery runs out,
it takes like eighteen seconds or twenty seconds for it
to revamp the entire battery back up again.
Speaker 1: So just recharge it.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you have to like stow it away.
Speaker 1: You have one gun for twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: Which I I think is like a buff for like
long range energy guns. I think close range energy guns
it's actually kind of a nerve like the r you still.
Speaker 1: Have like MAGS, I think though, right.
Speaker 2: You do get mags, yes, but it's still like if
I use all the energy and then I can't use
the gun for eighteen seconds and somebody pushes me, I
feel like that's gonna make a lot of feel bad.
Speaker 1: I'm like a Nemesis or a Triple Take. Yeah, he's
a Devo.
Speaker 2: I feel like a Divo. Run through that shit fast, man.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they give it like a longer battery life though, right.
Speaker 2: I would sure hope so, but I don't know exactly
how that works. Also, I don't know if that means
they're gonna make the All Star not take Ammo anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm so, can you upgrade your battery from.
Speaker 1: What I understand?
Speaker 3: No, because you still get mags. You still you can
still get extendos.
Speaker 5: Okay, that makes that makes a turbo charge Nemesis double sided.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: From what I'm seeing in the video, not only do
you get the like the things on red attachments where
it shows you the statistics, it also shows it on
all the other ones too, all the attachments. Yeah, I'm
the red ones just affect multiple things. So it says
regenerating energy AMO. So it's like in the video it's
at he's out of a he's out of bullets, but
his thing is at one hundred percent, and then when
he reloads it goes to twenty bullets. He's now at
ninety percent.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not that.
Speaker 1: That's not bad at all.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure like with bigger mags, maybe I
don't know, maybe you just have like ten reloads.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about that though, because
that basically means that your energy gun basically has unlimited AMMO. Yeah, definitely, Yeah,
which means like you.
Speaker 3: Just carry one AMMO type and you have all the
backpack space in the world for a lark, stars and
frags you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like that's not good. Now you don't
like that, Yeah, because I'm gonna get beamed down by
amos with a turbo charger on it, and then I'm
gonna fucking you know, they're gonna have an R ninety
nine with five hundred AMMO in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Unlimited grenades yeah, yeah, so I don't know, I have
a fused with you can carry forty grenades. Yeah, he's
gonna he's got a vault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's running volt triple take and then he's just
fucking running me down with ninety grenades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bottomless bats and bottomless bats. Yeah. Still, how
do you guys feel about the second part of that,
which was like the assault bends are gone, medic bens
are gone.
Speaker 2: I think that's been Reset is gone.
Speaker 1: To that loopin reset is the only one I think
I'm not happy with. I thought the loop Ben reset
was actually a really good thing. It's gonna be harder
to get EVO then, huh.
Speaker 2: I really hate the loop Ben reset. But I actually
for that exact reason is why I hate that they
took the other ones out, is because it's gonna be
so much harder to get EVO. The only way you're
gonna get it is from the piss buckets those anithats. Yeah. Yeah,
so you basically just you have to fight over like
getting the EVO charge early. Otherwise you're just fucked because
somebody else is gonna be on blue if.
Speaker 1: You get respawnd, you're fucked like you're in the game.
I do think though, that the loop and resets did
give like way too good of loot all the time.
Speaker 3: I don't think they should have gave like the good
loot just like you know, just regular ground or Yeah,
so how it started the game.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're trying to force people with engagements
earlier now, which is good. I think that's good, you
would think, right. I just don't know what that entails, Like,
I don't know they could revert back. Maybe they maybe
they were like, okay, the loot bins or the piss
buckets that we used to have out there. Remember how
the piss buckets were before where there was a lot
more of them and they were kind of more spread out.
Remember when they cut them down and then so many
fights happened at the buckets and it was like always
a big problem, Like every single time, it was a
big problem. And for that one whole season I think
it was two seasons ago, shit was ridiculous. Like it
felt like you couldn't go get EVO at all. No,
maybe they said, all right, we're going to re add
in the piss buckets, but we're just going to take
away the ability to get EVO from those bins to
make it balance out a little bit more. Yeah, there
has to be another way that we get EVO.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they add a new way, or maybe
they just lower it a little bit.
Speaker 1: They could lower it. So remember it used to be
three fifty, not four to fifty. Yeah, am I right?
I'm pretty sure it was three fifteen.
Speaker 2: It used to be three fifty.
Speaker 1: But I mean that was before piss buckets. Wait like
like to yeah, wait because they give three.
Speaker 2: Because now it's four fifty, so you have to hit
a scan or something else in order for you to
get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: It also just like because of that, it low key
makes skirmishers a little bit better because you get this
fifty off.
Speaker 1: It makes skirmishers a lot better. And I think it
also takes away from the supports and the assaults.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I would say that hurts the supports
a lot more than it hurts the assaults. I think
hurting supports also just hurts everyone. Yes, no support bens
means no mads, no bats.
Speaker 1: No bats. Now, let me reread this again just to
make sure I didn't miss anything. While streamlining loot to
make weapon choices more strategic, we're removing support and assault bends,
explosive holds, loot bin resets, wildlife flutes. See that the
hell and rebalancing all other loot sources.
Speaker 5: So if they took out wildlife loot, which you just
farmed them for ebo, I think they're just.
Speaker 1: Not going to be there. No, they're not going to
take out the spiders and the Oh they'll keep spiders. Sorry,
I was thinking of the flyers.
Speaker 3: Oh, the fires are probably gone because you don't get
wait it says wild life. I was thinking more like
the prowlers and the spiders wildlife lout.
Speaker 1: But the spiders do drop loot. They did, That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you kill them for evil, but.
Speaker 1: You don't get loot out of the back.
Speaker 3: Then. I bet flyers still have boxes a death box though, but.
Speaker 1: What would that get you though? Maybe they have a
kiss bucket.
Speaker 3: No, they still have It's I think it's a little
different than like the loot you get from prowlers and
ship We'll have to see. It's like the drone, you know,
like the Throne on World's Edge spiders.
Speaker 2: When you kill them, they give you loot for guns
that you.
Speaker 1: Have, you get like Ammo and at Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
So flyer loot is just random explosive holds like the ones.
It's just a case nerve. Right, it's a huge case.
That's a huge nerve for them. Do they just leave, like,
do they take them off the map or do they
lead in there? They'll take them off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like the vaults on World's Edge, did they leave
those and take everything else out?
Speaker 2: I think they leave the vaults. I don't think they
said anything about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, supporting assault Ben's explosive holds loot, Ben resets
wildlife loot and rebalancing all of the loot sources. The
last sentence, they're rebalancing all other loot sources. So your
pills and ever they have better. Yeah, I sure hope.
So I would hope. You would hope if they're gonna take.
Speaker 2: All this different ways to get loot out of the game,
I sure hope the ground looad's better.
Speaker 1: You buff abuff Buff That is actually a big lobe abuff,
which we will get to the second.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna be honest like she's getting abuff too,
which we'll get too later. But I think she's actually
gonna be really good this season because finding those red attachments,
those things might be make.
Speaker 1: Or break key. Yeah, dude, hitting a draft with all
the red attachments out there. Fuck it, dude, fuck it. Okay,
let's move on to the next part here. The loot
thing is gonna be really interesting. I think that's the
topic we talked about the most here, probably with the
loot thing, because it's weird. They don't even know what's happening.
The pack grows stronger, Mark legends Bloodhound isn't hunting alone.
Loba and Rampart joined the pack with fresh buffs. Loba
keeps the squad supplied with an improved black market with
a reduced cool down timer. Her tactical moves faster and
covers more ground, giving him a cleaner way out when
your prey turns against you, and Rampart can move faster
when firing. Sheila supporting the push with more mobile firepower.
Her AMPT walls build faster and take more time. Why
do we keep giving bad people good things? I wake
up every day, I check the news. Bad guy gets
away with that, bad guy gets away with that, bad
guy gets away with the Jeffrey Epstein Rampart. When is
it gonna end? What's the difference? When is it gonna end?
When is it gonna end? It's just non stop. I
just wake up every single day, Bill Gates, it's something weird.
Jeffrey Epstein, he's a freak. All our politicians. Rampart gets
a buff like, wh where is it gonna stop? Where
is it gonna stopping? Safe anymore? Nothing safe? Everything's terrible.
I hate everything this is. They're giving Rampart swuffs and
it's like a big it's a big section in their
patch notes right now or they're whatever this is. They're
notes firing faster with Sheila in your hand.
Speaker 2: Also, the walls don't need to take more damage. I'm
gonna be honest with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the walls are are fucking crazy as it is.
Speaker 2: They're like six hundred hp. They don't need that ship
the hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, skin looks pretty cool. Yeah, I mean Rampart
has been getting some that skin. That skin that Rampart has,
that's ridiculous. That one's so good slowba skin. I'm looking
at it, Jess, Jesus. It feels like when since they've
started doing these basically like two legends get big buffs
every season. Thing that they've been doing, like there's one
legend where it's like, yeah, this legend, you know, we
gave them this, we gave them that, and then there's
the other legend. Were like, we made them a fucking
new Yeah, and this is what's happening here. It's like
ramparts and nuke and Loba is like, hey, you can
move a little fast. I'm kind of curious to see
how they improve the black market because it says improved
with a reduced cool down.
Speaker 2: So I wonder maybe grab three things instead of two.
Speaker 3: Because I'm like, you can already get Ammo and small
meds for free.
Speaker 1: What if the item you grab instantly goes up a
tier that would be cool, Like you grab something blue,
it turns to purple.
Speaker 2: That'd be actually let that would be insane.
Speaker 5: You could take something out of other people's back back,
take their second gun.
Speaker 2: What if you could do take bread bag off their gun.
Speaker 3: Like if there's like a purple bag or something, you
can duplicated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get the label, you get the fake. Yeah,
you could do something like that. Probably there's the reps.
Yeah yeah, but yeah. So those are the two legends
that are going to be changed, along with Bloodhound here
and Ladies and Gentlemen. That is simply about it. Now.
At the very bottom of the patch, note they have
a road ahead check in remember a long time ago
they dropped the roadmap to season twenty eight through season
thirty two. Now, if you look, they wrote last season,
we were thrilled to showcase the additional or sorry, the
addition of a major ranked update to season thirty two,
but we didn't want you thinking you had to wait
until February to see movement in our most competitive modes.
We're adding ranked updates to the roadmap in season thirty
one as well. While we continue to reevaluate tests and
tweak throughout season thirty We're excited to deliver impactful changes
next season and then double down in the following season.
We can't wait to be able to tell you more
about what our team has been working on, so stay
tuned for more information coming up later this season. So basically,
they are saying, we are four going doing anything with
Ranked this season, despite the fact that it is a
It just sucks. It's just not fun. And the boys
have been playing a shitload of counter Strike recently. And
I'm not here to say like counter Strikes ranking system
is perfect by any means, the Premiere ranking system is
perfect by any means. But I will say when you
are playing something with a rank that actually feels like
it's on the line. It does feel way better, And
I think that's really why you're seeing like a lot
of people not taking Apexes seriously. A lot of people
are saying like, Apex can't make content. It's like, no,
it's just because you took the one mode that made
it like its best and you basically made it mean nothing. Yeah, Like,
think about when Apex first dropped and the ranked mode
first dropped, Dive trails and the rewards we'll get. We've
talked about the rewards a million times, but like when
you're watching a new streamer play. Let's just say, for instance,
you are bored one night and you open up Twitch
and you're like, I want to watch something while I,
you know, do what And I just want to have
it on in the background, or I actually just want
to be entertained while I get ready for bed, whatever
it may be, eat whatever you're sitting there. You never
click on anybody playing Apex, because what would be the
fucking point. You click on somebody playing counter Strike and
you see that they're like top one hundred in face,
You click on somebody playing fucking Siege because they are
whatever the top rank rank you click on somebody playing
Valerie at this insane Radiant or whatever or something. You
click on that because it means something. Challenger d in Apex,
it doesn't mean anything. It has no meaning. There is
no substance. And I understand that people will get upset
when they are a master's player who can't make it
out of Platinum. It should be hard to get to Diamond.
It should be difficult to get to Masters. It shouldn't
be a walk in the park. You shouldn't be able
to even be carried by one person. It should mean
a lot. It should take a lot, like in a
lot of these other games. If I tried to play
counter Strike with my friends who are like fifteen K raided,
and let's say I'm like three K rated, it's not
going to be easy. It's not gonna be easy. I've
been rated, Okay, I'm just saying if I was, I'm saying.
I'm saying if I was, it would not be easy
to get me to that next level. It just wouldn't.
No other game is like Rocket League. You're playing trios
or doing what you definitely can't like games. It is
difficult to take somebody to the next level unless they
have the skill to get them there. Like in Apex,
you just hop on with any fucking streamer just and
you just get there and you just don't die. There
needs to be a change, and they have acknowledged it.
We will see what actually.
Speaker 2: Happens there season thirteen.
Speaker 1: Bro bring back season thirteen. They'll never do it, but
there it is. If we look at the roadmap right now,
we're in season thirty get or getting ready to be
in season thirty season thirty one, there will be there
will there will be another Legend rework, there will be
a new a Kimbo weapons crypto, there will be a
new Battle Royale feature, a ranked update, and then the
wild Card event along with Champs ALGs Champs and then
season thirty two brand new Legend, Legend class overhaul, major
ranked update, major map update, and the background of it
is Skulltown from Kings Canyon and then Wildcard events. So
that is the remaining road map at they take Relic
away from us. Yeah the thing we love you like this? Yeah,
so there it is. That is everything that is a
major key point of this. The patch notes obviously are
not out yet, so we don't know one hundred percent
what everything is. But I will say this, all things considered,
I felt like last season I didn't like wasn't super
excited to play because there wasn't like anything that I
deemed important enough for me to want to try. Besides,
I will be playing in season already because I want
to see New World's Edge. New World's Edge, I want
to see it. I want to see it. I want
to mess around with it. I want to play with it.
I want to try out the new Bloodhound. Yeah, and
that's Chris's goat, the skin, that's Chris's goat. I also
want to say I feel like I love wild Card
to death, but I'm starting to realize that wild Card
is just TikTok and apex form. It is. It's like
subway surfers. It's just it's just subway surfers. It really is.
And I'm starting to realize that in a lot of games,
not only games, I'm starting to realize realize that and
a lot of things in life. Family guy on the side, Yeah,
there's just a lot of there's just a lot of ship, right, Yeah,
it's it's it's literally wild. You don't like it, No,
I hate it.
Speaker 2: I think it makes you a worst player.
Speaker 1: It definitely made me. It made me such a worst player.
I thought it was making me better because I was
getting in so many engagements. It was just making me
so much worse because what you forget about is you die,
and a lot of those engagements. Oh yeah, you die
all the time because there's so many people around here.
Just you're just getting shot at from everywhere.
Speaker 2: And it kind of teaches you to not play your life,
which is what you kind of have to do in
the regular game.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So there it is, boys, there it is. Was
there anything else you guys wanted to add here? As
we get ready for this bad boy? I hope it's good.
I hope the nerves here. I hope the nerves here too.
That's true.
Speaker 3: They haven't talked about nerves at all, So he didn't
talk about more to come, didn't talk about any nerves.
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gents, let's throw it on down
to the voicemails. I said, you guys on the rest
of your week. Let's get it. Ladies and gentlemen, let's
round it out with the voicemails here. You know what
time it is. There's no need to dilly dally for context.
The boys are watching the w on the big screen
right now. Indiana is taking on Seattle and the Fever
are currently winning by ten points. Clark is out there
going crazy. Caitlyn Clark, that is, She's Clark and everybody
and anytime we see her score, we will say, you
just got clarked. Let me say something right now. This
game is getting hippy between these two teams. We've got
a Leah Boston in the field. We've gotten Natisha Heideman.
She's got nineteen points for Seattle. You gotta watch her.
You really got to watch her. Alah Boston. Oh terrible
shot it.
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, it's a better product than the men's wnba.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the Oh damn it, dude, Seattle's coming back.
You're gonna need some Clark magic here. First voicemail comes
from the arm Farm.
Speaker 6: Hey, boys, hope you all are doing well.
Speaker 7: Just wanted to let y'all know played Apex two nights
ago now, so I'm sending this in on Tuesday. Uh So,
I played Sunday Night with my coworker the entire night
and it was duos on Kings Canyon and legitimately got
fisted for about an hour and fifteen minutes sound. The
most kills I had, and I would say the ten
games that we played was two and the most damage
I had was four hundred. And it wasn't even my
two kill game truly, just we were in the gutter
and we were just like fuck it. For our last
game of the night, we were like, fuck it, let's
let's do trios so that you know, if we do bad,
we could just blame our third. That was literally what
our mindset was. And our final game was on storm Point.
We're doing okay, we landed.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck, what the what the fuck is Watson Station or.
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 6: Whatever, doesn't matter. We landed there, end up getting three.
Speaker 7: Kills off the rip, but had like a truly great game,
but ended with both of my teammates dying in by
second to last circle and there were sixteen people.
Speaker 6: Left in the second to last circle.
Speaker 7: Came to final circle and there was ten people still alive.
So I'm playing vantage ratted until I.
Speaker 1: Hear the first corrupt where.
Speaker 6: It's P two v one me being.
Speaker 7: The solo, and just all hell's breaking loose, until I
get to a point where it's just like fuck it,
I just have to go in there, and I go
in there with blue shield pies with only a blue
mag and a blue laser sight. Yeah, we're you just
doing and hemlock with I think a bluestock and no mag,
so just hemlock and ended.
Speaker 1: Up around the map, weren't you?
Speaker 7: Took the dub end of the game with eight kills
eight knocks and I think like eight hundred fifty damage,
I think, But holy shit, I forgot how good it
is to win a game.
Speaker 6: I haven't touched.
Speaker 7: Apex in maybe over two months, between two and three months,
and even then, the last time I played it was
one game felt fucking amazing. I like, I want to
play Apex so bad right now, Like, oh, I forgot
how fucking good it is.
Speaker 2: Anyway, And then I.
Speaker 7: Also have a question, what song do you think? What
songs do you think are all time classics? And this
is three two thousands music, so it could be legitimately anything.
Speaker 6: Any genre anything of course, songs do.
Speaker 7: You think will forever be classics and will forever hit
when they come on the radio, whether they're in a playlist, whatever.
My my three that I think are all time classics is.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm fucking blanking on it now.
Speaker 1: They're not classic, must be a classic.
Speaker 7: Man Ain't No Mountain high Enough by Marvin Gayell.
Speaker 6: It was a song from the fucking nineties.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of songs from whatever.
Speaker 6: You have a ship. You guys will figure something out anyway.
Enjoy boys, love y'all.
Speaker 2: Okay, bro okay, there's no way.
Speaker 1: You just said young thug.
Speaker 8: Let's also throw out there, Jeffrey. He's calling the nineties classic.
Speaker 1: Which is okay.
Speaker 3: Time it's been like, yeah, almost forty forty since nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Bohemian Rhapsody. Queens really any queen song, Queen?
They have some, I mean, man in the mirror. Michael
Jacks A lot of Michael jacksons are pretty good.
Speaker 8: He's got a lot of good music. Even if it's
not my preference of music.
Speaker 2: He made good music.
Speaker 1: That's cash money.
Speaker 2: She's got earrings in what's the other one?
Speaker 8: Summer of sixty nine, Brian Adams, Centerfield, Tom Fogel Tree,
don't stop believing, Journey.
Speaker 1: Journey, A lot of journey here. So I just don't
like it. I know it's a classic. I'm just saying
I personally don't like it.
Speaker 5: Everything it's overplayed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like there's some like maybe like a
blank on Mister Bridside, the Killer Side that's pre nineties.
Speaker 1: Oh you just got clarked s. Yeah, all three, there's
there's a good one.
Speaker 3: There's definitely like some like Enter Sandman Metallism, like pop
punk ship.
Speaker 1: That's in there.
Speaker 5: Never Gonna let You Down?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Rick Astley, Yeah, the classics, the class.
Speaker 1: Kidding Eminem's not on.
Speaker 8: There, Pink Floyd, the Wall, Wonder Wall, Wonder Wonderwall, Dude,
Wonder Wall is elite.
Speaker 1: I've been listening. I've been on my Oasis ship to
a C d C Thunderstruck, like Welcome to the Jungle,
Cold iss Ice. It's like, what's the song that.
Speaker 3: Everyone just knows, like, no matter what I mean, Don't
Stop Believing comes to mind immediately. Sweet Caroline, Sweet Caroline,
Take Me Home.
Speaker 1: Country Roads, Country Country Roads is another one. Alabama is
a good one. Free Bird Leonard Skannard, Leonard Skin.
Speaker 3: I feel like, what's that one? American Pie. Yeah, pretty
classic song. I feel like they're like you gotta have like.
Speaker 1: Juicy By, you know, Biggie Small. That's a class I
think for country songs. The Ocean Front property is one
that's up there a lot or oh no, all my
exes live in Texas. That one's always there. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2: Like I'm George straight, friends and places beyond Moon.
Speaker 1: Maybeon Moon is up there. Bar songs, I mean those
are bar songs to me. Wop Cardi bo Yeah yeah,
I am saying young Doug lifestyle.
Speaker 2: There's no way that I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say
a million little way and then that one.
Speaker 1: Goes classic Wayne. I feel like there's better little Wayne
songs though.
Speaker 2: No, but a Milli is just so iconic.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: You can't think of Lil Wayne and not think a Millie.
Speaker 1: Rap got him. And I'm not making the list except
maybe like forgot about Dre. That one's elap Wait what
about uh fucking I said?
Speaker 2: Eight mo?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, okay, like the movie on the Real though,
Holy by Leonard Codin, Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah that one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Shrek? Oh wait All Star Smash Mouse Oh yeah,
oh yeah that might That one might just be because
of Shrek. Actually, if you think about it, no, it
really is.
Speaker 2: You know, dude, So I somethings.
Speaker 1: And yeah, well okay, Nirvana probably be smells like teen
spirits spirit definitely. Yeah. Yeah, so interesting fact tooid I
found out just perusing the tickle talk was before he
passed away. Who's the guy who's in Tommy Boy?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, what's his name?
Speaker 1: Oh a movie? He's the blonde He was the blonde
comedian who was fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris Farley.
Speaker 1: He had recorded ninety percent of the lines for Shrek.
You see the big fat one. Yes, he had recorded
so he fat guy. Yeah, so Shrek. He recorded ninety
percent of the lines for Shrek. And then he died
because remember animation takes like way longer. He died before,
so then he dies, and then they had to pivot.
And if you look it up on TikTok you can
see actual like clips of his voice. But Shrek looked
a lot different back then. It was a lot darker.
And then when they showed it to like their first
focus groups are like, we need to lighten this up
a little bit. And then yeah, I mean I think
you can't really beat Mike Myers, But maybe that's just
CRUs I grew Yeah, I just grew up with it.
But who knows, But what happened.
Speaker 3: I would have loved to watch Shrek for the first
time as an adult, because.
Speaker 1: I still a lot of Yeah, I still remember the
first time I watched it. That's how like, really, yeah,
I remember exactly where I was because I was so
enthralled by the movie. Damn. And even when Kira watches
it now, it's like I always catch myself just staring
at you. It is just a good movie, just captivating
goods held up very well. Yeah, there's a lot of
movies that haven't. By the way, there's been some bad now.
A lot of Marvel movies, in my opinion, have not
held up.
Speaker 2: They're ship.
Speaker 1: My Holy air ball Jesus. That was Sophie Kahn.
Speaker 3: I mean I think like there's certain Marvel movies that
are still holding up though. I mean, like all the
Captain Americas are good.
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, the third ones that I was a
little it's okay, I don't is that the one we
built everything in a cave. That's the first one with scraps,
first one with scraps.
Speaker 2: The second ones where he fights his swimlash. Yeah, and
then's not his cousin. I don't know what it is.
Some Russian guy, some Russian guy, and he's related to him.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time since I've seen. They did
Whiplash very poorly. I halt like three scenes. I honestly
thought all the Thors were terrible. No, I shouldn't say terrible.
That he was really good, right, I'm the only one
I think that did not like that. You just got Flash.
I did not like Ragnarok at all. I felt like
it was the reason why Marvel has fallen off a cliff.
It was so it was so much comedy, never serious.
Speaker 3: I think there's like you can have thor be a
little funny, but like he's got obviously gotten to the point.
Speaker 1: I mean he was fat. One was fine, was fine. Yeah,
Thor two I actually felt like was one of the
worst ones. You want to talk about Assassination Hulk. Yeah,
they've pussified Hulk so bad.
Speaker 2: Dude, they make him such a pussy and all.
Speaker 1: I like Edward Norton Moore. No, I agree, then, fucking
mister Ruffalo. Yeah, g one, what did you say is
that the og one? Yeah? Well from the first Hulk movie. Yeah,
for the one from two thousand and two or whatever,
two and four. Yeah, that was a good It was
a good movie. Now we got Red Hulk, Yeah, we
got Red Red.
Speaker 2: Ass I don't know if they shouldn't have had fucking you.
Speaker 1: Didn't like Red Hulk? No, oh, what's his solo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they shouldn't have had Han solo play Red.
Speaker 1: I forgot that was him. Yeah, I never saw that movie.
See And I actually I was watching a YouTube video
about I guess the reviews for Spider Man have been
coming out, and they're kind of like mid They're just
they're just all saying it's a lot of mid and
and there's nothing that differentiates the film from anything else,
blah blah blah blah blah. And the guy talking about it,
he was like doing commentary on it. He was like, dude,
how do you expect any of these characters to stand out?
When you put every single character in every single movie,
it's impossible for it to make a movie feel like
its own movie. Because when you just bring in every
fucking character in every movie.
Speaker 3: You've got Hulk in it, You've got fucking uh. I
feel like there's another one that's in the Spider Man one.
Speaker 2: But I feel like Mark Ruffalo, out of all the people,
sold his soul to like fucking Disney, and I have.
Speaker 1: Not given him a single solo Hulk movie.
Speaker 2: No, they haven't given him a solo Hulk movie, and
he's like in every other film he's in everybody else's.
Speaker 1: He signed a three to sixty deal or something.
Speaker 2: He signed some he signed something.
Speaker 1: They got his ass in the goddamn TV show like
damn bro which makes sense, but Jesus, yeah, yeah, I
don't know, dude. I just it's insane, Like they just
don't know. There's no way that shot went in. They
just have no differentiation in anything. They're all the same
and it's gonna be the same thing with Doomsday, but
that's kind of planned. Well, they're bringing fucking uh Chris
Evans back, yeah, which is crazy.
Speaker 3: I've loved seeing like the Tiktoks of like Thor coming
into the to the state of the Avengers right now,
and it's just like Bucky, we got Shang Chee.
Speaker 1: It's just bad. It's a bad state of affairs. And
I think that if it all would have just stopped
after Endgame, which I know they would have never done
because it was a money printing machine, Well, if they
would have just made decent movies after Endgame. Yeah, but
that's just kind of you're said than done. I feel
like because they had basically put a period on the
sentence of that that entire universe. The only way I
think it could have continued is if they just did
movies without other characters in which movies.
Speaker 3: The problem is if you do that, it doesn't make
sense in the universe, because oh, well, why didn't fucking
the Avengers come help Spider Man with this threat or something,
which they are already kind of do but mm hm like,
because I mean, you can't have everyone in in every movie.
Speaker 1: But maybe they just where's don cheetah at? Maybe they
just need more data centers and they'll figure out how.
Speaker 3: To make better right, get the get the AI. Let's
just get more data data centers.
Speaker 1: You guys, you guys don't want you know, natural resources,
you know water, you know clean water. We don't want
that ship. We don't need state parks. No, we don't
want that ship. No fucking level, and put some data
centers on top. Arm Farm sent another one that's a
little shorter, fourteen seconds long, to see what he had
to say. Maybe he figured his songs out.
Speaker 7: Okay, I remember the two songs. The other two songs.
It was a Beast of Burden by Rolling Stones.
Speaker 9: And.
Speaker 6: There's no One, Oh My Way by Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 1: Ohay, oh that's a banger. He almost forgot his own
song when he said.
Speaker 2: To the moon.
Speaker 1: Frank Sinatra. Also, I will.
Speaker 3: Say I don't think, I know, very like any Rolling Stones.
Speaker 2: I don't like the Rolling Stones, so that's just kind
of me.
Speaker 1: I don't I've never huh, Kyle, do you like the Beatles?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, well not even like after they started doing LSD.
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't like them before, I like them after.
I'm I'm just not like a I like songs that
have a quicker pace, and like the Beatles, and the
Rolling Stones play it like a very slow.
Speaker 1: Shitty band name. By the way, nobody talks about that.
Just a ship band, the Beatles, what do you mean?
I don't know. I don't know why they're called that.
But the Rolling Stones hits harder. It's a play on words.
B e. A t Ubi stank because yeah, probably who
peeling flash? Yeah that is a band name. I wrestled
the bear once? Is that a band?
Speaker 2: A band?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let's move to the next one. Here, Jack
with twenty seconds.
Speaker 9: Boys, uh, why if you could just combine this into
one message? Probably but I would also want to know
top five like energy, drink slash flavors for everybody.
Speaker 1: M I'm only a Red Bull guy. I used to
drink Monster a bit. I used to drink the Monster tea.
Here's the thing about Monster For me, Monster, I actually
like the flavor better than Red Bull. It has more
of a full like sweet flavor, but it makes you
crash so incredibly hard, which Red Bull does not give me.
Here's the thing though, Monster has that big ass can. Yeah,
they do a cat with the sick ass cab. Yeah.
I remember being like a seventh grader and I'd like
walk around, Like remember my mom took me to Disneyland
one time, and walking around, I see these teenage dudes
rocking the monsters with the big ass cap and I
was like, God, they're so cool. They have so much energy.
I'll never be that cool.
Speaker 3: Look down at my feet, kick a stone around, damn it,
and I just hopped. Used to buy those tod double
xp oh hell yeah, because that matters. Back in the day,
I used that. She gave me fifteen things used to matter.
They don't know, they don't know. I think Ghost energy
Ghost is the best. I like their orange creamsicle flavor.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the best one.
Speaker 5: Pink lemonade and raspberry creamsicle.
Speaker 1: The pink lemonade, I don't think. I don't really buy
energy drinks.
Speaker 2: Also, the sour Patch kid ones go fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: You can sue me. That just souns terrible. It sounds
so bad, it sounds it's terrible.
Speaker 5: I like Rain because they have three hundred milligrams per can.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I like C four.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to bangs? They they got sued out there
ass because what was it? They supercreatine or something with
their company?
Speaker 2: Now, oh they did okay, yeah, yeah, they still make bangs.
Speaker 3: I think they were like the big thing for a
while though. Just mix them with red Bull they're all
or vodka, they're all good.
Speaker 5: I think it was because of the super creatine ingredient.
Speaker 1: Bedia doesn't exist. Yeah, super creating. You can't just say
super super super creaty. Did they actually have creatine in them?
Speaker 2: That's I don't think there's no way.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they got sued because it wasn't actually
they said super creative. I don't think it was actually
actually a good strategy to the words this is a
super podcast.
Speaker 2: You're so right, just super in front of everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh best Red Bull. I I'm not going to
go through all top five Red Bull flavors, but I'll
say the best Red Bull flavor they ever put out
was Red Bull Pomegranate, and they stopped putting it out there,
but by far and away, the best flavor of Red
Bull the blue one. No, it was. No, I'm countering that.
Oh you're countering, you're countering elderflower. Fuck, he's counted me
or elderberry, whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I still drink this to this day. So
see four Hawaiian punch flavor my favorite.
Speaker 3: I can't do the ones that have that much caffeine
and yeah, I can't so much just destroys my soul.
Speaker 5: They got sued and they owed Monster Energy nearly two
d and ninety three for what after finding out that they, yeah,
their drinks claimed to contain supercreatine, so Monsters sued them. Yeah,
I think were owned by Monster originally. And then could
uh oh claim the drinks contained supercroutine and could cure
conditions like Alzheimer's And why would you.
Speaker 3: Say though, Yeah, this is kind of give this the
gram ship who was running the ad campaign for this company.
Speaker 2: Give him a fucking bang, run it back.
Speaker 3: I think the rock Star sent someone in the double
Agent and said, yeah.
Speaker 2: Run this Rockstar punched that ship.
Speaker 1: Oh, Rockstar punch is really good. I don't think I've
ever had a rock Star there. The punch ones good.
I don't like the other ones. Their regular like their
original flavors buns.
Speaker 5: In my opinion, I think nos energy tastes like orange
juice and toothpaste. It does.
Speaker 2: That they do.
Speaker 1: There used to be one that was straight up that
you could get it at Save Mark. It was just
called Balls, but it was spelled b A W L S.
Bowels my mom whenever she'd go to the grocery store,
we'd pass it and be like, dude, I kind of
want balls. I wanted to try it unless I come
in with supreme confidence. That's true. Yeah, I'm drinking. What
do you think I like to taste a ball?
Speaker 9: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think about that? Yeah? Brother, you
just got Clarks that was a free thrish and said
that who drinks it?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: I drinked it. Now I do energy drinks though, Yeah
me neither. I had a Red Bull today for the
first time in probably like a month. Only do it
if I'm drinking or if I'm going out of town.
Speaker 2: Last time I drank a Red bull it while you're
drinking was when we.
Speaker 1: Were in Nola and I drank.
Speaker 2: Like eight and one.
Speaker 1: We all drink. We all drank a lot of Red Bulls.
Speaker 2: I probably took a year off my If.
Speaker 1: They give you free Red Bulls, you better know I'm
gonna partake. Yeah. People were pulling up in droves trying
to get some free bowl. Wanted some everybody wanted some bowl.
What a shot that was. It was all about the bowl.
Speaker 2: It was easier to get red bull because it was
free than it was to get water.
Speaker 9: Crazy.
Speaker 1: Yehude, it was so hard to find water.
Speaker 2: Four different stands and then they were like, yeah, we're
out of water.
Speaker 1: Have kidney stones. By the end of the we do
forming all that acid we drink.
Speaker 2: They're just not unlodged yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're they're coming, They're coming. Uh thirty last
one comes from arm Farm again.
Speaker 7: Another classic song I forgot to add in my earlier
moistmail was Fat Bottom Girls by Queen.
Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, great song, Fat Bottom It's one of my
favorite songs.
Speaker 6: Program and everything. I just don't want you to think
that I forgot about it. So, oh, ship, just check
your DMS and if you're so interested, I'll write.
Speaker 1: Something for sure. Here's the thing today I realized what
my problem miss. It's not my upper body. My legs
fucked quads. My legs are bad. I think I might
exclusively work on legs. You gotta do no, no, no, no, no, no,
you can't. No, I'm so you look like a chick.
You can't so far behind, bro, you can't just go.
I'm trying. I'm trying to have my hips. I'm trying
to have my hips like a Canadian goose. I'm trying
to do Is that right, I'm trying to waddle. You
look like I'm trying to waddle. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Would you say, Nate, I said you two days a week,
like beginning of the week and the end of the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just legs. I don't do five days a week. No, no, no,
I didn't want you guys to think I was doing
that five days. I thought. No. No, I'm just like
going to the gym once a week just to work
on legs. Or if Nate says twice week, then I'll
go twice and Friday.
Speaker 2: I do legs twice week. I do mine Tuesday and Friday.
Speaker 5: I think most people complain about legs hurting, like leg
day sucking so bad. It is because they only train
it once a week and they go hard as fuck,
and then they skip it the next week because it hurts,
and then they get behind and then they just go
crazy and like once every three weeks and it sucks,
so been there. Consistency is definitely your friend.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to have my ship so fat you can
see it from the front. That's what I'm walking on. Yeah, Yeah,
that's what I'm trying. You're trying to look like Richy.
You're trying to look like chy. Richie's gotta yeah, bro,
you's got a shelf on dump truck beer on that
wed he got suited uf. I'm like, damn, Richie, what
you doing all that double cheekedup? She's got to get
his pants so on. Yeah, you can't lift it over that. No,
that's a canyon down there, buddy.
Speaker 2: He's got to get an exercise up. Just put them
buns in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah's dred percent. That's one hundred percent facts. It's one
hundred percent facts. No, definitely, definitely does not need a belt.
He does not need a belt, Ladies and gentlemen. That
should just about do it for this week's edition of
the Voicemails. I'm not gonna lie to you, guys. We've
been light on the voicemails recently. Let's get some voicemails
in here. I'm trying to get some voicemails in here.
Just about topic, any specific topic. Let's think, do we
want a topic, fellas, what would be a good voicemail
topic to talk about where we could get some opinions? Hmmmm,
thoughts on the Middle East right now? Yeah, what's going
on out there? You know we should talk about that?
What would be a good topic here?
Speaker 2: Whichry Potter House? Are you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: That's so simple, that's like you take on Facebook. I'm
fucking raven Claw, I'm fucking raving huffle puff. I'm not
a huffle puff. Caitlin's huffle puff. Nothing wrong with that. No,
there's you're just roasting her ship. We should do a
full episode going into a deep dive of which what what?
What is Nevill long Bottom?
Speaker 2: He's a gryffin door? Is he?
Speaker 1: You don't deserve that ship?
Speaker 2: That Chris is Griffin door, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm Slytherin for sure.
Speaker 3: People are afraid to admit that they're Slytherin. There there
a house just like anyone else.
Speaker 1: Go out on a Saturday night with Chris.
Speaker 3: He's I'm a Slytherin for show.
Speaker 1: Kyle's Kyle. I'm a huffle Puff. Kyle's Gryffindor by day,
Slytherin by night. Oh, Kyle, Kyle's his own. I could
see Kyle is a hufflepuff. I'm a huffle puff, bro.
Speaker 2: Kyle's I'm just saying in the back hut.
Speaker 1: Baby, he's just taking care of He's just. The crazy
thing about Haggard, though, is he loves spiders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he rides a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: And motorcycle that flies does fly, It does fly. It
was all heartbroken over that spider. Wasn't he he was?
He really was. That's that's heat Oh dude, that's a
heat check right there. That's all right.
Speaker 2: I've become more accustomed to spiders. There's one that lives
in our bathroom.
Speaker 1: Now, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What do you mean, by the way, Can I.
Speaker 1: Talk to you kill it? Can I talk to you guys?
About your guys bathroom. No, what the hell's going on
in there? What's going on in there that bathroom. There's
a million things going on in that bathroom there. There
is so much hair on that countertop.
Speaker 2: It's my fault. I just haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1: There's so much hair. There's so much Kyle's got beard
hair on beard hair. The fucking the fucking countertop as
a five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 2: In that back.
Speaker 1: And then and then, Chris, you're not escaping this. You've
got a million fucking products on that countertop. I know
you got so much product. You're pushing be product. I
need to take somebody take a picture of this countertop
and send it to my ass because that thing is ridiculous.
I'm posting it.
Speaker 6: Use them.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking a picture.
Speaker 1: I'm pulling up the Dallas. I'm taking a picture of
that countertop. That thing's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm cleaning it before you get you're cleaning.
Speaker 10: Out.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that countertop. I couldn't believe it. She
was insane. You can see I'm sure if I can
see the if I can see it, did you go
in there into the bathroom A couple of weeks ago
and I just walked in. Was that when he took
Kyle home?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, it was. I think it was before that. But
if Kyle's saying he'll clean it out, I'm sure there's
been more hair compiled.
Speaker 2: There's definitely more hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's I don't think you could, like if
you took a glass into the bathroom, like you're drinking
on some water, you couldn't set it down on that countertop.
Speaker 2: Could not every.
Speaker 1: All we have like a middle ground. Listen, I use
all that ship. Yeah okay, Yeah, I'm just saying you
have a lot of products. Yeah, it's just a shipload
of product. Which which products are the top five products?
Top products in the bathroom right now? Yeah? All right?
You got your facial tone or after the shower? What
is that after you clean your face? What is it
supposed to be? I don't know. You don't know what.
Speaker 3: Face moisturizer very important, but you don't know what the
toner does.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know what it does a white woman use.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: I don't know what is face. Now we're put me
on blast anyway, you didn't know what it did. It's
supposed to help with like, uh, like clearing blemishes and
ship at least the one I have.
Speaker 2: It's a toner. Is that what you said?
Speaker 1: I hardly know her. Tell her, Okay. It's a water
based liquid used after cleansing and before moisturizing to hydrate
the skin, remove left over dirt, or provide gentle chemical exfoliation.
There we go, exactly. That's exactly what I said. You said,
I don't know what it does. And then I got
my hair products.
Speaker 3: I got my my uh what's it called, my my
curl cream from my hair, and I have my leave
in conditioner.
Speaker 2: That you leave in curl curl cream to make it
curly or to uncurl.
Speaker 1: It, make it curly, make it more curly. Got it
already curls?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? And then one more, one more, one more? I
mean toothpaste cuts up there, I just eat it irush
half a tube job the Manscape stuff. I don't use
that very often though. Yeah, I still use our Manscape
stuff use it is the bear trimmer and the balls.
I'll never forget. When they reached out to us by email,
they said, hey, we want to re up your contract
for another six months. And then I said, okay, cool,
send me all the info and then I had never
heard that. It was like, why'd you even what would
you email me for? Yeah? I don't know. That was wild. Okay,
ladies and gents, that should just about do it. For
this week's edition of the Grab My Band Nerve podcast,
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I uploaded me Kyle and Bryan's first win in Apex
Legends in almost all of its entirety. I just cut
out like the boring parts where we're just running around
doing nothing, not talking to each other or anything. And
I posted that in our discord our first ever win
the second day Apex Legends was out. It is so
funny to watch because we do not know how to heal,
we do not know how to play the game. It
was all honestly ridiculous, how bad we were. I only
used Phoenix kits, yes, I yeah, I never had Ammo,
but we pulled out the win. Brian was dead for
like the latter probably ten minutes of the game something.
It's never changed. Yeah, so go check out the first
ever Apex win with all the boys, I pop off
hardcore at the end. It was wild, it was it
was insane. Along with that, we have all of our
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