288: Apex Mortal Kombat Collab? + Voicemails

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Speaker 1: What's up everyone?

Speaker 2: Welcome back to another edition of the Grab My Banner Podcast,

Episode number two hundred and eight eight and Ladies and gentlemen,

we are back. Nothing really going on at APEX right now,

I guess Kyle, you can kind of talk a little

bit about how it's been so far.

Speaker 1: People don't like the loot at all. No, people hate

the loot.

Speaker 3: That was kind of anticipated.

Speaker 4: I feel I think we were kind of spoiled though.

I think that's why I actually don't hate it.

Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm fine with it.

Speaker 3: Is it like similar to like season zero one, like

early season.

Speaker 1: Stuff on the ground, it's just not high tier.

Speaker 3: You're not getting purple shit no, so consistently.

Speaker 4: It feels more like like season three, where like when

you actually got a purple mag off the rep, you

were like, oh dude, I'm so fucking yeah.

Speaker 3: You know, it's like that's like a big thing.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: I feel used to be a big thing.

Speaker 5: Yeah.

Speaker 3: I feel like in you know, more recent seasons that

like when I played, it's like, oh, purple mag Okay,

Well it's not like okay, it's like good still, but.

Speaker 2: It almost feels like they've realized maybe they went a

little bit too far in the TikTok direction of just

giving you everything you want, and they're like, hold on,

that's the slow this down a bit like like getting

purple means.

Speaker 3: Something I would be like endgame and I'd like, how

do I not? Why do I not have a purple

mag yet? And I feel like before it's like you

get to endgame and you're like, oh, ship, finally a

purple mag.

Speaker 2: I also think it might be an attempt at making

the TTK a little bit longer or higher than it then,

like back to the old days.

Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have less bullets.

Speaker 2: You have less bullets now, and I think that's kind

of the thing. Like it It really does not bother me.

Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest. Though, introducing a red mag in

the same time as that is also.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I could understand that. I can understand that having

the what are they called the.

Speaker 3: Uncorrupted corrupted U the uncouth attachments very.

Speaker 2: Yeah, the I forgot the cor corrupted attachments adding those in, Yeah,

that's that could be a problem.

Speaker 1: That could definitely be a problem. But yeah, no, I

I I.

Speaker 2: Don't really feel like there's a problem. We have friends

that really don't like it.

Speaker 4: I think we were just spoiled by the for so long.

I don't think it's really that bad either. My main

thing that I really don't like about it is sometimes

it's hard to find guns right off the rip when

you're fine.

Speaker 3: Because you don't have the as many of the or

you don't have them off the rep the armory, whatever.

Speaker 4: You don't have those, And then the pills still give

you guns. The first pill you open, no matter what,

gives you a gun now.

Speaker 3: But it's just like if you land where there's no

pills here, but if you.

Speaker 4: Land there's no pills and you're looking on the floor,

like harder. They added that the Pentagon back or the

four story building in the World's Edge. I've landed there

probably about like ten times since you know, the the

new maps released. It's hard when you land and there's

only guns in the corners of each floor and you

run to each corner and it's like a couple of

stacks of bullets in a grenade.

Speaker 2: You're like, well, fuck me, yeah, yeah, No. I think

I think I'm fine with the loot. I think the

map has been great. I actually think Bloodhound might suck.

Speaker 3: I was gonna say any legends standing out.

Speaker 2: Bloodhound might actually be shitting no shots, right, Bloodhouse, even

with the visibility, he might suck.

Speaker 4: There's a chance they actually made Bloodhound worse.

Speaker 1: There's a chance Bloodhound's actually worse.

Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thank you than before.

Speaker 4: So I don't think it's the scan necessarily. The scan

is kind of weird because it gives you, like.

Speaker 3: The snapshots and everything.

Speaker 4: Yeah, so first you get the outline of them for

two seconds, and then every two seconds after that you

get a snapshot of.

Speaker 3: Them because it's just like a ping.

Speaker 4: It's just like a ping of what they're doing in

that moment.

Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, it's kind of like og bloodhound scan right

for that.

Speaker 4: A little bit, Yeah, but lasts a long time. That's

the only da that's really good about it is it's

basically you're on scan for like twelve seconds straight.

Speaker 3: Because it hits you multiple times. Yakay, So that doesn't

sound awful.

Speaker 4: That part's probably the best part of the kit.

Speaker 3: I mean, I would assume, so like it's a scan legend.

Knowledge is always you know, knowledge is power.

Speaker 4: The Raven I think is really good. They improve that

a lot. The Raven really helps out it.

Speaker 6: So here two buffs, So far how to get worse.

Speaker 4: The invisibility is fucking chick.

Speaker 3: It's buns, It's bad, bad it.

Speaker 1: Everybody can use it.

Speaker 4: Everybody can use it. You're loud as.

Speaker 3: Fuck, are youybody?

Speaker 2: Everybody's fucking running a train on the invisibility.

Speaker 4: Fuck, you're loud as fuck you. They can see you

really well unless you're like moving Hella fast, which gives

you twenty percent speed boost, but it's not enough.

Speaker 3: It's like you got to pop it like behind a

rock so they don't see the fucking big old globe.

Speaker 4: Yeah. If they see the globe, they they don't know

they're looking for. Yeah, and you are loud as fuck.

Speaker 3: When you're in footsteps, are just going Yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 4: You make like a like a weird like.

Speaker 3: You still have like a it's a new sound.

Speaker 4: Yeah too.

Speaker 5: Oh.

Speaker 2: The crazy thing is Loba, who was what I thought

might have been the least buffed, might be like the most.

She's the best character because of the Loot changes. Her

ability to like get you loot is really good. And

on top of that, they buffed her tactical. That ship

feels smooth as.

Speaker 4: Faster, farther, taller, it does.

Speaker 3: It does all of it don't have to.

Speaker 1: It's like the arch on her butt sheets.

Speaker 3: It's like all of it all, Natty. I did get

that Loba skin. Which one? Which one?

Speaker 1: Which was the PanAm one for the cyberpunk event.

Speaker 6: I don't know, She's just like it was like her

first like real bikini one.

Speaker 4: Oh, I have that one.

Speaker 6: It was like her first one. And that was like

they finally did it and I got it because I

was playing Loba in DMR and I was like for

the fans, and uh, I never played her again after that.

Speaker 1: She might be the one who glowed up the.

Speaker 4: Most, but getting a glow up was getting a glow plastic.

Speaker 3: I have her, you have her heirloom. I mean, of

course I have her heirloom. Yeah, I guess that's surprising

to you. I'm surprised you have anything, Apex. What do

you mean I was playing for a while, I was

locked in for a while.

Speaker 1: You did get locked back in.

Speaker 2: What if we just hopped on fucking non ranked and

we just ran lobbies.

Speaker 3: We can do that. We can run instead of instead

of playing CS and losing everything.

Speaker 1: And losing every single game that we played.

Speaker 3: We won a couple, yeah we did, but really there

was like we had a night where we lost literally

seven and we lost.

Speaker 1: We lost seven games in a row, and then and.

Speaker 3: The next day, I think we won a couple, and

then the next day we didn't win.

Speaker 1: We didn't win anything. We just lost them all.

Speaker 2: And in fact, it was like we were blowing, like

we would go six three on CT side and then

lose like ten straight rounds.

Speaker 3: And yeah, there was a game we literally lost thirteen

rounds straight.

Speaker 1: We there was a game we were up six and

lost six to thirty.

Speaker 3: I think that was just.

Speaker 1: You and Jay.

Speaker 2: Yeah, we had one guy that literally trolled our We

had one guy who didn't buy a kit despite the

fact that we were full of money. He had two

thousand dollars, didn't buy a kit, didn't buy a kit,

had two thousand dollars, is unable to defuse.

Speaker 3: Clutches around and then doesn't have a.

Speaker 2: Kit, doesn't have the kit to defuse. He goes down

to six to one. We lost six to three.

Speaker 3: We didn't win, We didn't win another round. He sucked

it up so bad it was horrific, It was awful.

I think our problem is we win rounds, but we

don't win them. Like no one people.

Speaker 1: No one dies, yes, which is a big thing in CS.

Speaker 3: When we when we win rounds and we're up with

those big leads, I feel like you.

Speaker 2: Two dudes, you have to preserve the gun. It's like

in professional CS, it is so important for none of

your guys to die.

Speaker 3: Everyone needs it.

Speaker 2: Sounds dumb because like duh obviously, but it's actually like

it could change a game if one of your guys die,

versus if none of your guys like an ECO round

or something exactly. Now, ladies and gents, that is the

season so far.

Speaker 3: There is one little leak here.

Speaker 2: Now I do want to save I want to save

this for is this still the same movie?

Speaker 1: This movie fucking blows. But I know for a backstory.

We are watching ghost Writer too.

Speaker 2: This is a continuation of our series of watching a

movie on Dead Silent every single episode just subtitles We're

watching ghost This is a fucking PowerPoint presentation. This is

a PowerPoint presentation.

Speaker 3: Those flames on that dude's sleeves it looked like I

did that in Paint.

Speaker 1: What is happening in this movie?

Speaker 3: Who's this kid?

Speaker 1: Who's this fucking kid?

Speaker 2: Why'd you tell me to watch this movie?

Speaker 7: Ever?

Speaker 1: Getting back to what I was saying.

Speaker 4: This is the shittiest movie of all time.

Speaker 2: Getting back to what I was saying, there was the leak,

and we will play off of this leak if if

it's true Mortal Kombat Apex Legends collaboration on the way.

I want you to know, if that happens and there's

a GMB episode, there is not going to be a

whole lot of APEX talk. It is going to be

strictly Mortal. Who we want to be the.

Speaker 1: Characters represented in Apex.

Speaker 3: I'm just going to say one right now, Baraka, Well,

I was going to say one that I feel like

is going to happen is going to be Mirage.

Speaker 1: I thought that too. Definitely, He's like a shoe and

I have at this point. Do you think would be Octanger?

Speaker 3: Who is it? Kung Lau would be here you.

Speaker 6: Talking about Kulu k fired You get both of them

mixed up?

Speaker 3: The uk Lukang?

Speaker 2: Yeahlow okay, Sonia Blade Blade would be like, who would

be reptile?

Speaker 3: Reptile? I feel like that would be Octane. I want

to see.

Speaker 1: Really, he was a character for one game.

Speaker 3: X single single, Brian far Tour. It's like asking for

someone from fucking.

Speaker 2: Like smoke advantage in the bat Matt and Brian in

the same car called that fair.

Speaker 3: Tour advantage in the back.

Speaker 1: Who else she lives?

Speaker 3: Rayding that because Zerial squeaking?

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, Suber you got you have to

have Squirk.

Speaker 6: As Rev would be Sick or Ash.

Speaker 1: Who else would I want?

Speaker 4: Well, you could have sub you could have Ash, be

like Cyborg or Sector.

Speaker 2: I don't want you, don't he mac mac character.

Speaker 3: You don't like the Red Ninja.

Speaker 1: Give me Cassie Cage.

Speaker 5: We're not getting.

Speaker 3: Yeah, we're getting not getting getting.

Speaker 4: Sonia boyd bro.

Speaker 3: She wasn't even in the new one.

Speaker 2: Well, she was an m K accident m K eleven.

Speaker 3: You know what eleven was?

Speaker 4: Ship you?

Speaker 6: I said, Mirage was gonna be Johnny Cage.

Speaker 3: No fuse, I said, maybe, fuse maybe, And.

Speaker 6: I could see Mirage being uh not not because the

personality fits, because they just sometimes do this ship they

do sub Zero.

Speaker 3: Yeah, they gave They did give Mirage Deku from My Hero,

which is just not even close.

Speaker 6: Mirage also makes clones and sub Zero makes the ice clones,

so that's my gibraltar goro.

Speaker 5: Give him.

Speaker 3: Well, they could fuse be Maggie Shiva.

Speaker 4: Oh, who's the guy that does the cannonball?

Speaker 8: Uh?

Speaker 2: No, that's that's uh Teken, are you gonna say my name?

There was a guy named Brian.

Speaker 4: Brian that does.

Speaker 2: It.

Speaker 4: Fuse could be Cano, Yeah, it's that does.

Speaker 2: If it was a tech and collapse, it would be

citterally empty my fucking wallet.

Speaker 3: I fel like REV would be like Nube sibot.

Speaker 4: Oh, that'd be kind of.

Speaker 2: That'd be sick as with the dreads. Thinking of and

I'm just fucking forgetting their name. Uh, thinking of techn

Maybe I'm thinking of Tech and Aaron Black. Oh only

one game though, he was an eleven.

Speaker 3: Eleven, but they made him much shiptier. No one like,

if you use Aaron Black, you're a bitch. No shot, Kyle,

Kyle k X, I know he'd be spamming that fucking

rifle bro.

Speaker 2: Ri, throwing the pockets pockets and throwing the cow trops out,

shooting his fucking revolver at trops.

Speaker 4: You trap him in the corner of cow drops and

then you just fucking pockets.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's the most Kyle.

Speaker 3: You are unethical. Listen, did you play fucking butt shot?

In Injustice, you sick fun starting.

Speaker 4: I played Martia, Man.

Speaker 3: I'm gonna start calling you sonic Fox bro Bro, No,

don't you play against.

Speaker 1: Katana and Melina? I played again Melina.

Speaker 3: Katana low key, this is a poll because she has

a fan Loba.

Speaker 6: That's also bad.

Speaker 1: Oh that someone was thinking of Jack's Maggie.

Speaker 3: Could Jack's Briggs I mean Newcastle?

Speaker 5: Hell?

Speaker 4: Oh yeah, news could be make sense?

Speaker 1: I said, Raydon?

Speaker 2: Right, yeah, we said because electricity, they probably wouldn't do,

but could also go to uh crypto for reading. Yeah,

that'd be We're actually blood.

Speaker 1: He would kick ass for raiding, would be.

Speaker 6: Bro?

Speaker 3: Oh yeah his signature hat? Yeah, you're right right.

Speaker 1: Doesn't Raydon have a hat?

Speaker 3: Though?

Speaker 2: Does?

Speaker 3: I don't know if I like how they did m

K one making the Normy and Luke Kang the God.

I don't. I don't like said the timeline was all fucked.

I don't.

Speaker 2: I don't know about the timeline from m K eleven

or m K one. I hated the way m K

eleven played MK was compared to x X was was

like perfect. It was like the perfect Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 3: Minus like the well, I guess the variants are cool

especially once they did XL I.

Speaker 1: They hated the variants.

Speaker 3: The variants are good in X no in XL or

sorry in XL. You could like choose different and make it. Yeah,

Excel's like when they did like their final DLC. Yeah,

and they made it so you could like custom Okay.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, you're right right. The only thing I

wanted to get one for is because they put Scream

in it.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and Homelander and fucking omnimn omnimn for the crossover

characters have gotten out of hand anyway.

Speaker 2: Anyway, to get through all of that, we'll actually have

like a Mortal Kombat episode all the way through.

Speaker 1: If that ends up being correct.

Speaker 2: It is still at this point a rumor, so we

don't know for sure, but that is the only thing

going on in apex Ledgends right now, Boys and girls,

we're going to send it on down the drunken Fish.

We're going to send it on into the voicemails and

then send you guys on the rest of your week.

Let's get all right, voice SMaL time. First one comes

from none other than Jonathan Hawk.

Speaker 5: Well, that's right, what up, it's your boy, skinny Penis.

Oh ship food for thought here.

Speaker 2: Y'all ever wonder why we as a society like something

or we think that something is bad.

Speaker 1: We call it ass.

Speaker 2: And yet many people in the world, including some people on.

Speaker 3: This very podcast, all of us really would.

Speaker 2: Describe themselves as ass guys because.

Speaker 4: I don't know, like both they gotta have a little

as little.

Speaker 3: In the world.

Speaker 5: There thoughts.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I have some thoughts, and I have some thoughts.

Speaker 3: I think there's two different meanings of ass.

Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think it's it comes down to the

purpose in each of those examples that you said, Well,

it's like you have to have an adjective with ass

hot ass, bad, bad, bad ass, good, But there's also

a hot ass. There is a hot ass. But I

would say there's you wouldn't say. You wouldn't say, oh,

that's a hot ass. You would say like, nice ass.

Speaker 3: That's a nice ass, fat ass, pog so bad ass, bad.

Speaker 9: Ass, white girl that goes about fat, you know, crazy ass,

lucrative ass, that ass defies gravity, you know something like that.

Speaker 3: You know, lucrative that's not sure that that one's a lucrative.

Speaker 2: Movie is holy, he's eating the oozy bullets straight, bro,

It's a mac ten bro. This is my my mac

ten shots when I'm playing counter Strike.

Speaker 3: Literally spit them back outs.

Speaker 1: Got a juice better than the first one, I'm sure.

Speaker 2: Uh yeah, no, I see where I see where Jay

is coming from. But I think when you say something's ass,

I think you're picturing, at least in my mind, I'm

picturing ship coming out of an ass.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that's this is shipped from an ass.

Speaker 2: Where As when I say I'm an ass guy, I'm

thinking about nice, beautiful, bodacious bots.

Speaker 3: Yes, it's kind of like you know, you can say

something is ship or something is dus ship.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the ship.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I say ship.

Speaker 2: If you say that's hot ship, that means it's bad,

it's terrible, not a good thing.

Speaker 3: But when something is duh ith it, it's the best thing. Ever.

That's what makes.

Speaker 2: English such a confusing length. I really don't envy anybody

trying to learn this language anyone. It would really be

the most confusing things.

Speaker 3: Anyone who first language is non Latin.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 4: I think our slang is the worst part.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I have so much different slang because we are

and it changes all the time.

Speaker 1: It's very are slang.

Speaker 2: Like I feel like certain words when we were young

that would have never been even closely considered cool or

bad have now switched and changed, you know. Yeah, so

it's like it's just it's just a parade shift. Yeah, goon, goon,

goon that's a recent one. Like goon you just mean

you're a dumb at, like just goon or like goon squad.

And now it's like people are like proud, I mean,

I'm a goo.

Speaker 1: Some people are like, oh, I'm a I'm a top

tier good.

Speaker 3: If they're proud of it. I don't know if we

should be there. Some people are. Some people are proud

to be goon.

Speaker 2: You say, you could say w goons though, But yeah,

I see Jay's point.

Speaker 3: I see. It's like it's like one of those things.

It's like I think it's just a product of the

English language.

Speaker 1: It really is, like modern English language, Yeah, modern Englis.

Speaker 3: That's why people that learn this language from like any

Asian country are so confused.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would be too.

Speaker 3: When the when they watch videos of us speak.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very confused, especially when we're speaking amongst people

that we forbid.

Speaker 3: They listen to someone from Baltimore try to speak, you know,

like you yea, the two again. Yeah.

Speaker 2: I would save this for Bachelor, but we're not having

one this week, so it says Bachelor draft mistake. For

any of you guys who didn't listen to Bachelor last week,

go ahead and listen. It is by far one of

the dumbest episodes we've ever done, but also one of

my favorites.

Speaker 3: It was very fun here it is. Have you ever

tried to walk with those like flippers that you wear

when you go swimming.

Speaker 2: Or scuba it's bad. Well, those aren't quite as duck

feet at number.

Speaker 3: Two, I told you you can swim, really, Travis swimming,

just walk backwards. You would be like, he literally has

webbed feet. Just walk backwards, Does he really, Mike? That's

why Michael felt part of the reason Michael Phelps was

so good is he literally has like webbed feet that

make him swim faster.

Speaker 1: That's not true.

Speaker 3: That is true. He has webbed feet, not webbed feet,

but his feet are like semi.

Speaker 4: You know, like the things that connect your toes together.

Do you see this it's longer than yeah, stick, it

goes out more.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like a that feels like a.

Speaker 3: Fel This feels wrong. Of me looking up, but I'm

gonna do it. Michael Felm.

Speaker 1: Look at Michael Phelps's feet.

Speaker 3: Please images if it's a Joe, doesn't have his toes spread.

Speaker 2: Oh, we need to see the money spread discussed. We

need to see money spread. Let me see what Google

says that size fourteen feet, hyper flexible ankles in a

science science scientific propel through the water like a pair of.

Speaker 6: Flippers, does not have webbed fingers or webbed feet.

Speaker 3: So you guys, it says a scientific and ouse of

Michael Phelps's body structure shows that it helps him pale

through the water like a pair of flippers.

Speaker 1: But that could be like what you said earlier with like.

Speaker 3: His ankles feet and well his ankles, but also well.

Speaker 6: He has a very long wingspan, hyper mobile ankles that but.

Speaker 2: I had webbed feet, Michael, as he smoked weed one time,

So he's the devil.

Speaker 3: They say it take all his metals.

Speaker 6: They do say this because his feet are size fourteen US, which.

Speaker 1: Is pretty bit large.

Speaker 6: Yeah, large, definitely on the larger size, plus the extra

of fifteen degrees that they get in flexibility, his feet

act as flippers.

Speaker 1: Yeah water, Yeah, so we were right to like they're

not webbed.

Speaker 3: You caught that.

Speaker 1: Uh, I picked up on that. I picked up on

that pretty early.

Speaker 3: But you would be like Michael Phelps without having to

have the ankles.

Speaker 2: This movie's fucking InCred what I mean? Ghostwriter Too might

be one of my favorites. That why is this kid

around the whole movie? What has he done?

Speaker 3: What happened to the chick from the last one? She

didn't get paid to come back?

Speaker 4: You get paid to come back.

Speaker 1: Brother.

Speaker 4: These are all new actors.

Speaker 1: These are character except Nick.

Speaker 3: He ended on a happy note and then we the

first time we saw in this movie he was in

a barn looking like a crazy man. Yeah, well she

left him. She probably left Oh yeah, she left me.

Speaker 1: She probably left screen off screen.

Speaker 2: Uh.

Speaker 1: Next one comes from anonymous.

Speaker 5: What up boys, Kyle?

Speaker 10: All I gotta say is before you bring our girl over,

make sure you bring that bring your bathroom to the

gas station.

Speaker 6: Get a little soapy water, get a little scruby scrub

those beard beard hair as all.

Speaker 3: Get a little, uh little squeegee action on there, and uh.

Speaker 2: It would be good to go. He's talking about talking

about your bathroom, Kyle, He's about your awful discussing what

Brian missed this episode, but a file in Chris's bathroom,

and it looks like it looked like.

Speaker 1: When I got to you.

Speaker 5: That night.

Speaker 2: Kyle's got more hairs on that bathroom counter than I

have on my head.

Speaker 4: Harry Man. It grows fast, bro.

Speaker 3: Yeah, you can wipe it off. You can wipe the

hair all.

Speaker 1: Chris has.

Speaker 2: Chris has more products than the target product shelf for hair.

He's got a million products you have. There's so many products.

Speaker 3: It's not my hair, it's my skincare.

Speaker 1: Okay, skincare.

Speaker 2: Sorry, there's a bunch of products. We've got some manscapes. Brian,

This this countertop is it's a disaster.

Speaker 3: It's insane, bachelor pad.

Speaker 2: What do you expect I say that, I like, listen,

this guy was saying he should clean it.

Speaker 1: I think it's actually funny if like.

Speaker 2: Over half of the roommates are in relationships one girl

and like five guys, yeah, four guys.

Speaker 1: But it's Kyle and Christ's bathroom.

Speaker 6: There's no way that she's keeping all of it. Like

she's lucky to keep the kitchen and her like the

kitchen taking room area, like looking good out of the

entire house.

Speaker 3: She was really killing maybe in their room. I don't know.

Speaker 6: I was talking about like decor wise, she definitely does

all is No, I'm not saying like you should have

seen her, saying like you saw that place before she

moved in.

Speaker 3: Yes she was. We had a ping pong table in

the fucking.

Speaker 4: We had a ping pong table on the side room.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that she's gone.

Speaker 1: Is that the main character from Wrong Turn five with

the blonde hair hold.

Speaker 3: On the Wrong Turn? What is Wrong Turn?

Speaker 2: It's a horror movie where like you turn into basically like, uh,

look at that. That's one of the characters that look

it's like from Wrong Term five, the guy with the

blonde hair.

Speaker 3: I think he's one of the devil.

Speaker 1: So that's the that's the guy.

Speaker 3: Oh, that's the guy that makes you moldy.

Speaker 2: Oh, it's the moldy guy. It's mold guy.

Speaker 1: That guy looks like he's from Wrong Turn five. This

movie sucks.

Speaker 4: That's the devil in this movie.

Speaker 3: Wait, so they got a different there's a different devil.

They didn't. They didn't have the budget.

Speaker 1: They didn't have the budget to pay the same guy man.

Speaker 3: They only had the budget for Nick Andris Elba.

Speaker 1: Directed.

Speaker 6: They couldn't even afford a director. They had to ask

Nick to do it.

Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like, fuck, I guess we'll have Nick. Uh.

Speaker 1: Next one comes from Connor.

Speaker 5: Connor, Yo, what's up to your boy? Connor?

Speaker 11: Listening to the pod on my way into work? Right,

Oh yeah, all the ball talk got me excited.

Speaker 5: Our talk.

Speaker 11: Damn thirteen fourteen hours shift yesterday. I forg get how

long it was. I'm going to be completely honest. Came home,

sat down on the couch and turned on the preseason

Hall of Fame game to watch fire Kenny Pickett and

Carson Beck and it felt like prime Brady versus Peyton.

Speaker 3: That hospital hallious.

Speaker 11: Absolutely beautiful, and I missed ball so much. But it's

been a while since I've called in. I left a

voicemail a while ago. It was right after I graduated,

asking you guys for what to do to.

Speaker 9: Be Oh yeah, bring the bank, yeah, and have you

done it.

Speaker 5: I'm going up to Alaska next salmon fishing.

Speaker 12: And my friend are planning for not next spring was spring,

and we're gonna buy a little short bus turned into

a camper and hell yeah travel around for a month

or so.

Speaker 5: So I'm hyped a battle.

Speaker 3: I'll hop on.

Speaker 11: Yeah, boys to recording a pod and keeping me entertained

on my drive in to work.

Speaker 3: Of course, Alaska sounds fun, sounds fun.

Speaker 2: So you said that game sucked. I think it ended

like thirty four thirty or some shit.

Speaker 6: I heard somebody like I heard people were talking on it. No,

I didn't watch it, I said, I watch it either.

Speaker 3: But Cardinals put quarterback through a hospital, an elite hospital ball,

and the dude got blown up, held onto that, held

onto it. That's just no flag. They didn't play a flag.

I was so happy. That's just football. Everyone online saying

football is back after that.

Speaker 2: So see what this guy did was we said, hey,

why don't you get out there and go live? And

he got out there and that. You know what's crazy

is a lot of times you tell people go out

there and live, and they honestly sometimes.

Speaker 3: Do the opposite. Fuck that, I'm going to do that.

I'm gonna stay inside.

Speaker 1: And you know how you could get out there and live.

Speaker 2: You could pull up to Las Vegas in October with

the ballas that's so you could get out there and live.

Speaker 1: That's how you could do it.

Speaker 6: Book my fucking hotel.

Speaker 2: That's Connor. That's fucking Connor. He goes out there, He

goes out there and he lives.

Speaker 6: Hey, really think his bust will be ready by Vegas.

Speaker 3: Probably, he said in like two springs. I take it back,

but he said two springs. He said, not this spring,

but next spring. Gosh damn, that's a lot. That's a

lot of springs.

Speaker 5: That's the while.

Speaker 4: Look at the bread this movie. He grabs the apple.

Speaker 3: Dude, this movie definitely faster than what you had let on.

Speaker 1: Yeah you said it wasn't that.

Speaker 4: He's also driving an EMT man. If you guys haven't.

Speaker 3: It doesn't do it, can't do it.

Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can eat it.

Speaker 3: Eat it through the plus. No, no, he he popped it.

He's biting the plastic.

Speaker 1: Brian, he's eating this plant. Oh no, no, No, you're right,

you're right.

Speaker 3: I told you he popped.

Speaker 1: It in the fucking.

Speaker 4: This movie suck doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1: Wait, so Idriss Elba is back now.

Speaker 4: I told you where did he and Nick Cage I

had talked for like five seconds and became best friends.

Speaker 1: This makes no sense, I tell you.

Speaker 2: If you watch the actual movie, it is so ship

is see in in ghost Rider won I never I don't.

Speaker 1: I don't view Nick Cage as like a Java.

Speaker 3: They have Java's, see.

Speaker 1: I don't view Nick Cage is like.

Speaker 3: A biker guy.

Speaker 2: But at least in the first movie, they made it

somewhat believable. Ship In this movie, he looks like a

dweve in his outfit. It looks like he doesn't know

how to walk with a leather jacket on.

Speaker 3: No, don't even have his howk anymore? He was he

was driving a fucking a sport bike.

Speaker 4: It was a beat up.

Speaker 6: He's wearing a black leather jacket in the middle of the.

Speaker 3: And it's also decaying.

Speaker 1: That guy probably touched him.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably his weather jackets.

Speaker 1: Where are we?

Speaker 2: Like?

Speaker 1: What? Is this like a secret land? Is this like

the inner Earth?

Speaker 3: Like?

Speaker 1: What? What?

Speaker 4: I ever watched this movie in fucking like ten years,

but I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1: This movie fucking sucks.

Speaker 4: Dude, I told you.

Speaker 3: Can he not have those contacts?

Speaker 11: Then?

Speaker 2: Why does he have those contacts? Okay, any contacts? Yeah,

it's not his natural eye color. Okay, just unless they

see g eyed it. It's very possible.

Speaker 3: But I've seen the CGI in this movie doesn't look

that good.

Speaker 2: This one comes from UK UK. What forget I said anything?

Speaker 3: You know what?

Speaker 12: Oh?

Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, okay, What the fuck is this new trend

where everyone calls in and it's just like myself.

Speaker 8: Crowd.

Speaker 13: This is like that episode of SpongeBob when you just

start screaming I'm ugly and I'm proud.

Speaker 3: What are you doing? It's people calling in solidary.

Speaker 13: I never thought i'd say this, but there needs to

be some order restored.

Speaker 3: And no no follow or an agent ship myself.

Speaker 4: It happens.

Speaker 2: So sometimes things happen, you know, and you know, it's

nice to know that it's not you, not just you

that ships yourself, but there's an exclusive way.

Speaker 3: Where'd the wine come from?

Speaker 1: What is this movie?

Speaker 3: What is happening? It goes righter to some old as wine,

But you know, it's nice to know that you're not

the only shipter it is. Do actors read the script

before they sign off on it? Usually yes them. I'm

sure Elba got fat stack for this.

Speaker 2: Well that's what I'm asking because I feel like show

they're back to the fucking Microsoft word.

Speaker 3: This looks like an AI slide show.

Speaker 1: This is the way before this power point?

Speaker 4: Yeah, what are we doing so anytime they need to

explain something.

Speaker 3: It's like backstory, it's like the stuff.

Speaker 1: The fuck is happening here? Somebody got paid for this.

Speaker 3: It looks like the cut scenes from Black Ops one

the numbers. It looks like the same style.

Speaker 2: They're in the catacombs, but they're above ground and they're

not in France and they're not in Well, yeah, you

get Okay, here we go. We're back to the fucking

slide show again.

Speaker 3: Sometimes it's nice to know that other people themselves.

Speaker 4: I told you this movie is ship.

Speaker 3: Yeah, just when this is I think masters.

Speaker 2: Sometimes you just have to accept that you you're the

Harbinger of Harbingers and the Harbinger of shitting yourself Harbinger Harbinger. Probably,

I'm gonna say, harbinger, Harburger, harbinger of being the guy

who should himself and allowing other people.

Speaker 3: Now honestly a cult, yeah, cult of not personality, but

shitting yourself, just yourself. The least dangerous colt is the

very least us.

Speaker 2: They're really just a danger to themselvesselves. Trees not really, bathrooms,

residential never make it public areas.

Speaker 3: Yeah, their own clothes, their seats of their car.

Speaker 4: I've lost two pairs of pants.

Speaker 1: Too many, I mean two pairs too many.

Speaker 3: You could have washed them.

Speaker 1: The next one comes from uncle Jack.

Speaker 5: What is up, gentlemen?

Speaker 3: Uncle Jack?

Speaker 14: Here just one to come on and talk about the

new season real quick.

Speaker 5: Gotta say, Bloodhound is dog shit this guy. But you

know you can see.

Speaker 14: Him from a mile away and if you can't, bro,

you gotta put some glasses.

Speaker 8: On, which, honestly, for solo cue, she's fucking nuts because

you literally can't get Loop for shit, and if you

didn't know, on World's Edge you could actually open up

all of the loot faults without needing a key card

for Lobus.

Speaker 5: So she's actually been a lot of fun to play.

Speaker 14: And I've been getting Hella RP almost in Masters by now.

Speaker 2: Shit.

Speaker 5: But yeah, honestly, people are hitting on the new season.

Speaker 14: I think that they hyped up this Bloodhound change too

much because he's really not that good. And one change

that I think he could that they could make in

order for him to be like a little bit better

is if in his alt they kind of make it

like a they're trying to make like a stealth tracker, right,

so if you know he had that like Blue hue

or those blue lines you know, when he's running, but

maybe when he's crouching he goes pretty much full in viz.

That way, it's like you can kind of sneak up

on the enemy. I think that would make it a

little more interesting. But uh, like, when I was reading

one of Albert Lailey's tweets, he was saying that, like,

they gave him an ability that is really hard to stabilize,

and it's either gonna like like be like dog shit

or it's gonna be really fucking overpowered. And I gotta

agree with that, bro. I think they should just revert

his alt or because you know they are right to

a degree. But anyways, just thought to come to share

my opinion. Fuck bloodhound, love it to go, Love you Brian.

Speaker 3: That yeah, so too.

Speaker 1: We just broke the bread of.

Speaker 3: They just took communion.

Speaker 1: They said for.

Speaker 3: The body of crime, I split it, ate it.

Speaker 2: And then Nick Cage goes, you've been carrying this bread

around for a long time, insinuating that that bread's been

in his back.

Speaker 1: Pocket just stale. What the fuck is happening?

Speaker 3: Yeah?

Speaker 4: Oh, they pray to God together, bro, and then God's

gonna help them.

Speaker 2: No, junk junkle act. Uncle Jack nailed it on the head.

Bloodhound sucks. Like I said when I said it last week,

I'd only played like five games.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, And you're like.

Speaker 4: I think what could help him is what they what

he said where if your crouch you go full in viz,

which would also be it would be broke sick.

Speaker 3: Yeah, but I.

Speaker 4: Think also if you just made them faster while they

were invisible, maybe it would be helpful.

Speaker 3: I don't know. So that's just sorry. That just removed

his deal with the devil right now.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm just he said, Merry Christmas, you assholes.

Speaker 1: As he's watched.

Speaker 3: He's like I thought he was trying to own his curse.

This moon tripping my tripping balls right now sucks. What

was in that talk about?

Speaker 4: I I'm telling you, this is the worst.

Speaker 3: Movie is like a fever dream.

Speaker 4: It's basically what this whole movie is.

Speaker 3: I'm glad, Wow, I like when's good?

Speaker 1: The screen's black? Okay, now wear no, I mean uncle Jack.

Speaker 4: Got it correct.

Speaker 2: He hit the nail on the head. Lobo's really really

really good. She is really good, right, this is actually

I feel like, is this crazy to say?

Speaker 3: The strongest Lobo's ever been.

Speaker 2: Yes, actually it's not that crazy because Loba's never been like, well,

they haven't really nerved her too much since she was

strong the last time.

Speaker 4: Only gotten buffs. The only thing that they changed was

you don't get the old off rip anymore.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that was actually a little wit. That was you

still get fifty.

Speaker 4: A right, Yeah, you get fifty.

Speaker 3: But I remember when you had nine off drop.

Speaker 4: Ye had nine drop. People would drop drop the loboll

to get two guns and then steal all the small.

Speaker 6: They should change the way old economy works. They should

make it like Overwatch, for the more damage you do

and stuff like that, the more quicker you get your olds.

Speaker 3: Well they would.

Speaker 4: They have a wonderful little mod that you can get

that basically does that for you.

Speaker 5: Brain.

Speaker 6: No, but that should be the stand, Like, that's how

you should get your old charge is by engaging in

fights and doing stuff.

Speaker 4: Rather than doing it over time.

Speaker 6: Yeah, gotcha. Like make people actually fight and be a

part of the game to be able to do impactful things.

Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that would be better.

Speaker 3: Honestly, it would.

Speaker 6: Also help with like you see people Poppo and all

of a sudden you can start working old economies against

them and stuff like that, which would be a nice

little news change.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it might suck.

Speaker 2: Like this fucking movie. This movie sucks, dude.

Speaker 4: I told you it's the worst movie I watched. It's worse.

It's this is how bad it is to me. It's

worse than Doctor Strange, Multi of Matt This Multiverse.

Speaker 3: I hate that movie.

Speaker 4: I know you hate that movie.

Speaker 1: Movie Movie.

Speaker 4: This movie is ten times worse.

Speaker 2: At least this movie had a fucking power point. The

other movie was just fucking boring as fuck.

Speaker 3: Are they trying to say that the kid is like

the anti.

Speaker 2: Christis that's what they're trying to say, basically? I think

that's what you're trying to say. Next voicemail comes from

pack a Pod.

Speaker 15: Oh, I'm calling for a roll call. I want to

know who this should be for Packpond. But you don't

put off enough. Who here has been blessed? You just

don't put out but getting into a bench sevenfold because

of call of duty?

Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because because of.

Speaker 15: The zombies, because of their collab would carry on and

Shepherd of Fire definitely, who else has found a bee sevenfold?

Speaker 1: Avenge sevenfold?

Speaker 2: It's one of those niche bands where they have the

same style of music that a lot of bands that

scream have, with the benefit if you don't like screaming,

of just having a guy who doesn't scream. It's like

that perfect middle ground. You can have the heaviness of

a metal band that screams without the screaming.

Speaker 3: Now.

Speaker 2: I like screaming in music, that's probably my favorite genre.

But if you don't like screaming, Avenge Sevenfold gives you

the option to listen to the heavy. They're heavy, they

just don't scream, which is good.

Speaker 3: It's getting melted. Bro's he's getting molded.

Speaker 2: We got super into Avenge Sevenfold when we started unlocking

some of the secret songs on Black Ops two.

Speaker 3: I never really did.

Speaker 1: They're they're good.

Speaker 3: They're really good. I've heard songs. I'm just I don't have.

Speaker 2: A lot online in my in my truck that I have.

I have a two thousand and seven Toyota Tacoma. It

only has a CD player. So what I do is

I go and get some physical CDs from the store

in Fresno called Mad Monk. I go down all the time,

all the time. It's they actually rifted clothes now, which

they have sick Metallica shirt.

Speaker 3: Dude, they always I've never gone in there.

Speaker 1: I never saw the do you remember a recipe?

Speaker 2: Painted Pink Records changed the name Monk. Yeah, it's fucking

huge now. Brass Puden was big, they expanded it. It's

like fucking huge.

Speaker 3: Check it out.

Speaker 2: Not only do they have CDs, they have old movies,

they have old.

Speaker 3: Vinyl ange and I will go there sometimes.

Speaker 1: I accidentally walked through the porn section once.

Speaker 3: I don't know they had that on tape or on DVD.

Speaker 4: Hell yeah, they get the VHS ones.

Speaker 2: And then they have like an entire clothing store of

just like handed down clothes, but the Metallica shirts they have.

If I find myself a medium would be elite. That's

the problem. I can't find a medium. A lot of

big fat Metallica, fat Metallica fans, the double XL, the

triple xls with the sick ass oversized clothing. Maybe maybe

I just got to chop it up, it out, dress

crop it, bring the dress back for men.

Speaker 1: I don't know if that was everything. Diaper ship at.

Speaker 3: The bottom, get the romper going.

Speaker 1: Yeah no, I could try that. Give that a shot.

Uh yeah, no, go check that shut out.

Speaker 2: But anyway, my long story short, I bought a evenge

sevenfold CD front from there to add to my collection.

Speaker 3: Which one it was? It was the white one, yeah,

the white album.

Speaker 2: It was the Wide album. Yeah, that's my favorite too.

Last one comes from King Chunch.

Speaker 3: Mister.

Speaker 4: Boy, King John Sure.

Speaker 12: And a five K coming up in three exactly three

hours from now.

Speaker 4: Damn, five K ran that ship.

Speaker 1: My time is going to be eight hours.

Speaker 3: I'm trying to follow the boy.

Speaker 12: I remember last year I placed eighth at this exact event.

Speaker 2: I placed a.

Speaker 10: With a time of like twenty.

Speaker 3: Seven twenty seven minutes. Five K good As far as

a five K, it's like a couple of miles. I

think four five.

Speaker 5: K once i'd be nice. I'm not getting any higher

than twenty.

Speaker 11: I'm not getting any higher than twenty four that.

Speaker 3: I think you're going to get that ship?

Speaker 2: I think, let me know what, play someone to get

it really entirely depends on who shows third.

Speaker 4: I am three point one miles the other person.

Speaker 3: I surprise myself.

Speaker 10: Let me know if you guys have ever run a

five K Chriskay alright, alright, I'm saying you know I'm

done twenty twenty two fifty.

Speaker 4: I'm gonna say twenty minutes.

Speaker 3: I said twenty one.

Speaker 1: He just slid it in there too.

Speaker 3: I was literally talking to that.

Speaker 4: I've ran one five k in my life.

Speaker 1: You have never run a four chick.

Speaker 3: I can't run. Who's for a chick?

Speaker 1: How'd that go?

Speaker 4: Didn't go?

Speaker 11: Oh?

Speaker 1: It didn't go?

Speaker 3: Well? Okay, I would never run for no woman. You would?

Speaker 1: Ye told me to you one hundred percent.

Speaker 4: Joy a run club?

Speaker 1: Bro, you guys want to join a run club.

Speaker 3: I don't think my knees can handle.

Speaker 2: I have a coworker who's like, hey, bro, I'm joining

a run club. They're basically fucked best they are.

Speaker 3: Actually, that's why we should join.

Speaker 4: I can't run, though, Dude, you don't have the run.

Speaker 3: You jog you do like job my knees.

Speaker 1: Bro, Oh you have ship.

Speaker 3: Get some hokahs, bro, ship, get some souls.

Speaker 1: Aren't going to help? Wait? Do they help?

Speaker 3: Yeah?

Speaker 1: With your knees, yeah, your whole ass knee.

Speaker 6: Yeah. It takes the shock off your the impact.

Speaker 4: Get into your.

Speaker 3: Trying to get in some hole?

Speaker 1: Why don't you scooter up?

Speaker 4: That's why we're doing a.

Speaker 3: Hop on the scooter and follow the run club.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to run. I blew out my knee.

Speaker 3: Yeah, before the incident.

Speaker 1: I just like to inspire the youth now, you know.

Speaker 3: I like to boost Moraley carry around the ice chest

full of waters.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Do you want look dehydrated?

Speaker 3: Hey girl? Hey girl, you look and I can fix that.

Speaker 1: What if you could do a five k walking?

Speaker 3: It's just walking three miles? Yeah, that's like an hour

of my.

Speaker 2: Well talking about the run club. But what if you

find like a walk club?

Speaker 3: Unfortunately, no offense. It's not going to be the type

of women I'm into. A hold on.

Speaker 1: You're in the walk making rash judgments. You have no.

Speaker 3: You want me to invest? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1: You have no idea?

Speaker 3: You want me to make an investment?

Speaker 1: And what walking the walk club?

Speaker 3: Girl? Yeah, I don't think I think you're making rash judgment.

That's not a bad idea, you know, I.

Speaker 2: Think you're making rash judgments about who is going to

be pulling up to the walk club. What if somebody

just wants to get out of the house after a

long day of work, you know what that's they don't

but but but they don't feel they the pressure of running.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that's me. It's kind of you. It's kind of me,

and you're not. I'm not walking, you're.

Speaker 1: Not capsizing a canoe.

Speaker 3: No, I never saw. I never saw that you were

in insinuating. Yeah, that's good work.

Speaker 1: That was the judgment you were making. You were passing judgements.

Speaker 4: I'm telling you. You know the run club, she doesn't

even got to run that long.

Speaker 1: But I don't pass judgment half a mile.

Speaker 4: How do you think I.

Speaker 3: Ran half a mile? One time? When I was on

my walks, my knees felt like they were going to

break off.

Speaker 1: Did you break them?

Speaker 2: Like? I don't know, I don't know what happened, Probably skateboarding,

but like was there a specific injury, No, just over time.

Maybe they're not actually as bad as you think.

Speaker 3: No, they're pretty bad. Maybe we just have to definitely

hurt when I walk upstairs.

Speaker 4: Well, why don't you use like those pressure complments like

we did when when we'd squat and ship.

Speaker 3: Because those are super tight. I don't want to wear

those all the time.

Speaker 2: Why when you run but doesn't club?

Speaker 1: You're trying to find excuses not.

Speaker 4: To I'm not trying to find I mean some nice ladies. Brother,

you can take home to mom.

Speaker 3: I can take anyone I want home to.

Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I don't know. It's okay, No,

it's not good.

Speaker 3: Off the run. Maybe I'll join a book club. You

don't read, don't you know how to?

Speaker 1: Your eyes are worse than your knee.

Speaker 3: Probably reminds me I need to go get contact. I

forgot about that.

Speaker 1: What if you join?

Speaker 2: What if you like were looking up like clubs and

you found when it was walking backwards?

Speaker 3: If anything, I do like a hiking club.

Speaker 2: How the fuck is that any different than a wrong

You're not running, you're walking up hikes with your better

your knees are bad, better views.

Speaker 3: I do the one on one hike.

Speaker 2: How do you think you get to the one on

one hike? You gotta start at the wrong club.

Speaker 3: I started started the hiking group, and then you got

to run before you hike. You ever heard that phrase? No?

Speaker 1: I made that ship up?

Speaker 2: No?

Speaker 3: Probably not what the fun was?

Speaker 2: All right?

Speaker 5: Movies?

Speaker 3: All right?

Speaker 1: By far the worst movie we've ever seen.

Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you guys for tuning in, as always,

to another episode of the Grab My Banner podcast.

Speaker 1: We will catch you guys next week. For another episode.

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