290: Roadhouse Is A Decent Movie + Voicemails
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Speaker 1: So so.
Speaker 2: What's up, everyone?
Speaker 3: Welcome back to another edition of Grab My Banner. Ladies
and gentlemen, it's episode 290.
Speaker 4: And the boys are back from the vacation, so let's
just say this up front right now.
Speaker 3: I did not plan anything for this episode. I didn't
come up with shit.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I didn't come up with an idea. I didn't come
up with jackass. Like literally, I didn't.
Speaker 6: We've got nothing.
Speaker 3: We have nothing at all. So what we're going to
do is do some voicemails like we did last week.
And then we're just going to rip it and just
hopefully land somewhere and talk about something. This is going
to be an episode legitimately about nothing at all.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We're still not back in the studio. So we still
can't record anything with cameras. It's hot as fuck still.
Speaker 6: It's too hot.
Speaker 4: It's too hot. But we are.
Speaker 3: Closely approaching where we can get back in the studio
which then we can actually make some stuff but right
now it's hot as shit back from vacation went from
nice 70 degrees at Tahoe back to Fresno where it's
fucking 6 million degrees we do have a bachelor out
right now if you guys want to go check out
a bachelor once again we talked about absolutely nothing it
is all there ladies and gents let's check in with.
Speaker 4: The fellas boys how are we feeling feeling good Feeling good?
We're feeling great?
Speaker 6: It's a good weekend.
Speaker 4: I'm up 300.
Speaker 8: You're up 300.
Speaker 4: Kyle's up.
Speaker 3: Kyle did win some money at the casino. Also, Kyle's
madly in love right now. I mean, he's madly in love.
Speaker 8: I'm just absolutely bricked.
Speaker 3: Brian's laying down full sprawled out on the couch.
Speaker 4: He's dead. I need a nap.
Speaker 6: Brian is dead.
Speaker 3: He's about to knock out. He is so tired. He
is absolutely tired. I feel him on that, though. It's
still just... It's been a wild week. The drives were long. Um...
We had a lot of fun. Probably drank too many beers.
Speaker 6: Definitely drank too many beers.
Speaker 3: People lost some money at the casino.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We almost ran into a bear. We did run into
a bear. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Luckily, he didn't get attacked.
Speaker 6: Didn't get mauled.
Speaker 4: Gracie almost got mauled. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Some random chick named Gracie chased after the bear.
Speaker 6: Gracie!
Speaker 4: It was a wild time.
Speaker 6: It was a wild time.
Speaker 4: It was a wild time. Congratulations to Richie.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's that.
Speaker 7: Great weekend.
Speaker 4: That's that.
Speaker 3: It was a great weekend. It was a great weekend. Boys,
we got voicemails here. We've got some good ones. I
actually haven't listened to them, so they might be shit.
I haven't listened to any of these voicemails. I have
no idea if they're good or not.
Speaker 8: You didn't screen them?
Speaker 3: No. But this one's called Mr. Penis, and the email
is Gibraltar at OnlyFans.com.
Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: So I feel like that should be something.
Speaker 6: Starting hot.
Speaker 5: Boys, are we going to talk about the deal in
the fucking shop right now where you can get a
random universal for a total of $ 160?
Speaker 7: Dude, I bought that shit way too fast.
Speaker 8: That sounds terrible.
Speaker 7: I got the penis sword.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 7: I put the red condom color.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 7: And that swing and that shit looks hella nice.
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 5: But yeah, are you boys going to be nabbing another Universal? No.
Speaker 4: So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I know I'm going to get the Cobalt guitar, which
I hate. Which is why I'm not going to get it.
Speaker 6: Why do you hate the cobalt guitar, bro?
Speaker 4: I hate the cobalt guitar, dude. It looks stupid.
Speaker 6: You could get the dual katanas.
Speaker 7: Nice.
Speaker 4: We're watching Roadhouse right now.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we're watching Roadhouse and there's a lot more boobs.
Speaker 3: There's a lot more boobs than I thought there was
going to be in this movie. I thought they were
just going to fight the whole time. I thought it
was just going to be dudes just fighting the whole time.
But it has turned out that there's a lot more
than that in the movie Roadhouse, 1989.
Speaker 8: Shut up.
Speaker 4: Sam Elliott's in this movie. He's got sick hair. That's badass.
Speaker 6: I'm not buying a universal heirloom.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 6: I've already got the best one.
Speaker 4: Not for one second. Yeah, you already have the... You
have the Karambo.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do not buy video game cosmetics anymore.
Speaker 2: Not anymore.
Speaker 6: Oh, he's got a family.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 12: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I already have the Karambit, and I have the
penis sword.
Speaker 3: That sword is actually sick. The fact that you got
it is really cool, but... Speaking to both you and
the voicemail guy.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because the odds that you could have gotten something that
wasn't good was really, really bad.
Speaker 8: I mean, you could have got the baseball bat. You
could have got.
I'm trying to think of any other shitty ones. The
cobalt guitar is kind of ass. Whatever.
Speaker 6: The serpent sting or whatever.
Speaker 8: Yeah, serpent sting. You could have got the.
Speaker 4: Serpent sting is not that bad.
Speaker 6: It's got no recolors, bro.
Speaker 4: That is the worst part.
Speaker 6: If it did have some recolors, I think it would
be better.
Speaker 8: Or animations.
Speaker 3: When we get back in the studio, we're going to
redo the video version of our heirloom ranking list. And
I actually think mine's going to change after seeing some
more of the penis sword.
Speaker 8: The penis sword, you guys hated on.
Speaker 4: It so hard. I know, I hated on it too hard.
Speaker 8: But I'm telling you, the penis sword rips.
Speaker 6: I didn't see the recolors, that's why.
Speaker 8: Dude, and the best thing about it, it's the only
heirloom you can change the colors mid-game.
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you didn't know that?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: So, like, when you go to the emote wheel, you
can turn off the color, you can turn it on,
and you can change the color.
Speaker 4: That might put it like.
Speaker 8: You have to have them unlocked, but you can change
in between all the different colors.
Speaker 4: That's so sick, though.
Speaker 8: So you just choose the one you want to start with,
and that's the one it starts with, but you can change.
Speaker 6: It to a different color. I feel like that should
be a thing on all of them that have recolors.
Speaker 8: But the penis sword's the only one you can do
that on.
Speaker 4: That's insane.
Speaker 8: So that's why it's sick.
Speaker 6: Imagine you get the like staff one. Dude, that is
so badass.
Speaker 4: The staff one.
Speaker 6: The one, isn't there like a staff or whatever?
Speaker 8: The one that shoots fireworks?
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That one's not that bad either.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 8: Wyatt likes that one though.
Speaker 4: I kind of like, it's a spear. It's a spear.
It's like a short spear.
Speaker 8: It kind of looks like Loki's staff.
Speaker 4: Kind of, a little bit.
Speaker 3: But it only goes like down to here or something
on their hand.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would be fine with that one. But I already
know I'm going to get the cobalt guitar. I already
know I'm going to get the cobalt guitar.
Speaker 6: It's not a bad deal though. an heirloom for what
like 160 bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah if you got the scratch yeah I mean it's
still a lot of money to spend on something definitely
a lot of money but if you're playing a lot
then like whatever yeah I mean if that's your main
game if that's your.
Speaker 4: Main game you've got disposable income hey.
Speaker 3: You work hard for your money man yeah spend it
on what you want go out there and spend it
on what you.
Speaker 8: Want take it to the casino try to double it
and then get two of them and then get two
of them and then get two of those yeah and
then get two of them gamble twice gamble twice yes
Two different casinos.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Two different casinos.
Speaker 6: Virtual, physical.
Speaker 4: Yep. The Universal Airlines just have no appeal to me.
Speaker 8: Well, you don't buy Game Con cosmetics anymore.
Speaker 4: Even when they were coming out and I was, they
just don't have the appeal to me. They're so much
cooler than all the other ones.
Speaker 8: I think if you were more locked in when they
came out. They lack the personality.
Speaker 4: They lack the personality.
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but penis.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's a fucking big ass cock.
Speaker 5: Fuck.
Speaker 4: It lacks the personality.
Speaker 8: Dude, there's no lack of personality with a big-ass dick penis.
Speaker 4: There's no character development within it.
Speaker 8: Oh, there's some character development. It means I'm fucking bricked.
That's what it means.
Speaker 4: I like the penis word.
Speaker 6: Kyle just can't keep thinking about how he's bricked.
Speaker 3: He's bricked. He's absolutely bricked. Nothing wrong with that. Hey,
there's nothing wrong with that. Let's go to the next
one here. Arm Farm, both tier lists.
Speaker 5: Hey, boys.
Speaker 10: Hey, I know I'm going to be two bachelors behind
on this, but man, the animal parts.
Speaker 13: Fucking tier list fire.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank God.
Speaker 13: It was a thing of beauty to listen to.
Speaker 7: Thanks, bro.
Speaker 8: Thanks, man.
Speaker 10: I got to say, though, the fact that Chris had mentioned,
you know, the corkscrew duck penis thing.
Speaker 13: Four times and.
Speaker 10: Nobody thought to throw that in the list.
Speaker 4: You did? I don't even remember that.
Speaker 10: As funny as it is to think about the fucking
gorilla penis, I mean, having a rotini noodle for your fucking.
Speaker 4: Penis, how is that not inconvenient?
Speaker 8: That would be really inconvenient.
Speaker 13: What are we doing?
Speaker 6: But, I also wanted.
Speaker 10: To throw in some crazy ones that And I'll give
you some context. So when I went to college, like
my major, I majored in wildlife biology. You had your
pick of like what you wanted to specialize in, whether
it was, you know, insects, fish, birds, mammals, you know, whatever.
And I chose mammals. So there was a whole section
we had to learn, learn about, you know, mammal mammal
reproduction and the shit that you learn about mammals.
Speaker 13: Animal dicks is fucking crazy.
Speaker 10: Like, if you guys know what an echidna is, or
for those who don't know what an echidna is.
Speaker 4: Knuckles.
Speaker 13: An echidna is like... It's what Knuckles is, you know.
Speaker 4: Call Chris.
Speaker 8: Based off of.
Speaker 13: Molded after.
Speaker 6: It's like a hedgehog.
Speaker 13: Like, made after for Sonic. And it's like a cross between.
Speaker 10: essentially like an anteater and.
Speaker 8: A hedgehog but they have one penis but they have
four dick tips like they have four heads on their.
Speaker 3: Penis you can rotate it like the colors on your penis.
Speaker 10: Instead of the female choosing like which one you know,
which section of their, you know, vagina gets the egg,
the echidna chooses which dick tip the sperm comes out of.
Speaker 6: That's king shit.
Speaker 10: Or, like, the animal with the biggest penis to body
ratio is a fucking barnacle.
Speaker 13: It's not even a whale.
Speaker 4: Like, a barnacle, I don't know how big a.
Speaker 10: Barnacle is, but their dick is four times their body size.
Speaker 6: He's all dick.
Speaker 12: So.
Speaker 13: Obviously, for humans, for your average 5'10.
Speaker 6: 5'11, I think it's 5'10, whatever.
Speaker 13: Your average 5'2, dude, you have a 20-foot long cock.
Speaker 9: You want to talk about inconvenient, you have to have
a fucking wagon of it folded up behind you. If
it's soft, if it's hard, you're essentially just a walking flagpole.
Speaker 6: You gotta just hope you're a shower, not a grower.
Speaker 10: I'm not saying you've got to revise the list, but
I think there were some other options that we could.
Speaker 13: Have went with.
Speaker 6: See, we're not knowledgeable.
Speaker 10: Also, with the white folk sayings, I had a handful
of them written down that I don't know if you
guys saw on the list that you guys were looking
at when making it, but I had that's rich.
Speaker 13: Hold your horses. Okie dokie.
Speaker 8: Hold your horses.
Speaker 4: Okie dokie.
Speaker 13: Holy moly guacamole. What's the plan, Stan? And I'm sweating
like a whore in church.
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 10: I have some niche sayings that are like within like me,
my friend group and like my family.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 13: For me, I say I'm three inches from useless.
Speaker 4: My mom loves to say, chuck it in.
Speaker 13: The bucket bucket.
Speaker 7: Nice.
Speaker 13: Sometimes I'll say, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Speaker 10: And then instead of saying I'm going to kill myself,
I say I'm going to go play hopscotch on the freeway.
Speaker 13: It's fire.
Speaker 6: I'm going to go play in traffic.
Speaker 13: Good. That was good. That was cool to see. I
have that shit is unreal.
Speaker 10: That shit rips or that fucking rips. And then when
I'm like pissed off, uh, I'll say, Oh, you gotta
be fucking me sideways.
Speaker 8: Oh, I use that all the time. Oh, Yeah, fucking
me sideways.
Speaker 12: What was the one that was, I'd be three inches
from you.
Speaker 6: I'm three inches from you.
Speaker 4: Three inches from useless is hilarious.
Speaker 8: That's fire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't forget about the Suckstar to shotgun. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's a classic. Suckstar to 12 gauge. Yeah, Suckstar
to 12 gauge.
Speaker 4: There's Jiminy Crickets. That's another one. Suckstar to 12 gauge.
There was other ones that he threw out there. I
ran through like five in my head when he was
saying them. What were some of the other ones he said?
Speaker 3: One day we should do an episode where it's just
literally phrases we want to bring back or phrases we
want to start. People used to say bitching all the time.
Nobody says bitching anymore.
Speaker 6: Jacking but not coming. I'm jacking but not coming.
Speaker 4: It's when you like something but you don't love it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's not your favorite thing. So you're jacking but
you're not coming. I'm going to start saying Admiral. I'm
going to start calling people Admiral.
Speaker 4: No, it's going to catch on.
Speaker 6: It's not catching on.
Speaker 4: No, it's going to catch on.
Speaker 6: It's too long.
Speaker 3: But that's what makes it beautiful is that it's too long.
And for me, personally, I like when things are a
little bit too long. I feel like you'd fuck it up.
I feel like you'd fuck it up.
Speaker 8: You'd be like, Admiral.
Speaker 6: Admiral.
Speaker 4: Not to trust.
Speaker 6: You got to really enunciate it.
Speaker 5: Admiral. Admiral.
Speaker 4: Bro, I'm going to bring it in.
Speaker 8: Captain.
Speaker 4: It's going to pass. Captain. It's going to be the
next big thing.
Speaker 6: I don't think Admiral's the next big thing.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's going to be the next big thing. It's
going to be like bottled water.
Speaker 14: Bottled water.
Speaker 6: Bottled water. I say probably a lot.
Speaker 5: Probably.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 3: Oh, we could add that one in there. We could
definitely add that one in there.
Speaker 8: Oh, dude.
Speaker 7: Oh, no.
Speaker 4: Oh, dude. Roadhouse. Dude, he's going so roadhouse right now.
Holy shit.
Speaker 6: Everything he knows is blown up. Why is everything catching
on fire?
Speaker 4: Is that his car?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 8: That's a house.
Speaker 6: That's a house.
Speaker 4: Is that his house? Whose house is that?
Speaker 8: It's Emmett, bro. It's what's his face.
Speaker 6: Whoever Emmett is.
Speaker 4: Living the dream.
Speaker 6: Emmett Smith?
Speaker 8: Oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: No, the freeze.
Speaker 8: It's the old guy.
Speaker 4: Oh, Roadhouse.
Speaker 5: Oh!
Speaker 6: Everything's blowing up.
Speaker 13: Roadhouse.
Speaker 6: I thought they just fought in this movie.
Speaker 8: Everything's fucking blowing up. They're trying to sabotage his life, bro.
Speaker 4: That guy? That clown?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look at his stupid ass hat.
Speaker 13: It's Fedora.
Speaker 4: You guys missed so many white guy phrases. Holy shit.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 6: There's so many, bro.
Speaker 4: We missed a lot. I'm just going to run through.
I just put up a list. Just run through a
couple of the all-timers. Ready? Living the dream.
Speaker 13: We had that.
Speaker 8: We had that.
Speaker 6: Or we did Another Day in Paradise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Another Day in Paradise. No, that's not.
Speaker 8: Living the dream.
Speaker 4: That's the same. Not too shabby. That's like.
Speaker 6: I feel like other people say that, though.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Good enough for government work. Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 6: That's like a blue collar.
Speaker 4: I know a guy.
Speaker 3: That's just something people say.
Speaker 4: That's just a phrase. They took it. Like, no.
Speaker 6: Are you saying they appropriated white culture?
Speaker 4: It's beer 30 somewhere. Okay, that's kind of good. Yeah,
come on. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Oh, dude, John Roadhouse
is going crazy. Oh!
Speaker 6: He throws kicks.
Speaker 12: He's a big kick guy. oh he's always smiling yeah
he's smiling he's loving this fucking he's looking like kyle
right now roadhouse.
Speaker 8: That's because i mean he was with his girl earlier that's.
Speaker 3: Right uh shout out to the arm farm for that
one let's go to the next one here da million.
Speaker 14: What's up boys the million here been a minute since
i left a voicemail but uh had to chime in
on a few things uh first off How did Attaboy
not make the white people's sayings list?
Speaker 4: Attaboy? I say that all the time.
Speaker 3: People forget we got to keep it at 20.
Speaker 14: Kyle, little upset about the expendable slander.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 14: Chuck Norris is in the third or fourth film, so I.
Speaker 4: Know it's kind of good.
Speaker 14: I don't know. And you also like Saw, which is
like terrible.
Speaker 6: After two movies. That's so funny that he says that.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 8: Suck me dry.
Speaker 4: Anyway, boys, look what you're doing. Keep it up.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Chris.
Speaker 6: That's like the third week in a row.
Speaker 8: Chris just defended you, too, which is crazy. All right,
I'm going to stick with it, bro. I'm going to
keep it a buck. The Expendables won.
Speaker 11: Good.
Speaker 8: Two and three and four and whatever, how many there are,
they're all ass.
Speaker 6: I thought two was okay.
Speaker 8: They're cheeks.
Speaker 4: They progressively get worse.
Speaker 8: They get so much worse.
Speaker 4: Saw is good.
Speaker 8: Saw 1, 2, and 3 are good. You can't even
say if you didn't watch Saw.
Speaker 4: Saw 1, 2, and 3 progressively get better.
Speaker 6: That's great. Wow, it's gory.
Speaker 4: Actually, no, I'll say 2 is the best one.
Speaker 6: Oh, I've got to cut my hand off to get
out of these cups.
Speaker 4: You should watch 2. It's deeper than that, dude.
Speaker 6: I'm a bad person in real life.
Speaker 4: No, no. It's deeper than that, dude.
Speaker 6: It's deeper than that, bro.
Speaker 4: Bro, there's a whole... Bro, you don't understand.
Speaker 8: It's like when you go in and you think it's shallow,
but it's really deep. Okay.
Speaker 4: Bro, you don't understand the SCU.
Speaker 8: That was deep, bro.
Speaker 4: The Saw Cinematic Universe. You just don't understand.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 6: I'm good off it. Bro, it's... Watch Saw X, bro.
Speaker 4: No, because we can't start you out on Saw X.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that you bring this up because literally before
we started the show, we were about to start watching
Saw because Chris hadn't seen it, but we didn't have
the right streaming service.
Speaker 8: So we started watching Roadhouse.
Speaker 6: Did he just rip his throat out?
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: Oh!
Speaker 8: That's like the number one scene in this movie.
Speaker 4: Oh, he ripped his whole throat out? Wait, why is
she trying to save him?
Speaker 7: He's dead, bro.
Speaker 6: Someone said that he... It's a callback, bro.
Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
Speaker 6: Because they said he ripped someone's throat out. Killed him.
Speaker 4: Oh, his whole throat is out. Roadhouse.
Speaker 5: Roadhouse.
Speaker 6: Roadhouse.
Speaker 4: Oh, he murdered somebody, so he's going to go to prison, right?
Speaker 8: Are you just copying that from Family Guy?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Speaker 8: Roadhouse.
Speaker 4: Wait, so he goes to prison now forever, right?
Speaker 6: Probably not.
Speaker 8: Probably not.
Speaker 4: Oh, she's so mad at him.
Speaker 6: Is that his girl?
Speaker 13: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought she was with that guy.
Speaker 8: I think it's her brother or something like that.
Speaker 6: He just blew the whole ass fucking house up. What
did you want him to do?
Speaker 4: Oh, just threw him back in the water.
Speaker 6: He's going to just dispose of him.
Speaker 4: Also pulled him.
Speaker 6: Put a gun on him that too.
Speaker 3: Interesting roadhouse fuck yeah i'm gonna re-watch this movie i
probably will too it's mostly badass all right.
Speaker 8: Well no that's a nice tits in.
Speaker 4: It next one comes from uncle jack get up.
Speaker 8: What's going on gentlemen uncle jack here i just thought
i'd come on to talk about uh Sort of the
weekend you guys had with Richie's bachelor.
Speaker 7: Party or something like that.
Speaker 8: It was big, bro.
Speaker 13: I was looking at the stories. I ended up seeing
Kyle shirtless.
Speaker 8: Yep, pretty hot.
Speaker 13: A lot of hair on that guy.
Speaker 4: A lot of hair.
Speaker 8: There's a fuckload of hair on me.
Speaker 2: Just wanted to come on and say, like, what's with
the jeans on the boat?
Speaker 4: Oh, my swimming denim?
Speaker 6: Yeah. Wyatt doesn't own shorts.
Speaker 8: Wyatt doesn't wear shorts.
Speaker 4: There was an extra pair. He refused to put them on.
There's two extra pairs. Brian, the shorts you gave me
weighed so much. They were cut denim. They were actual denim,
I think. Yes, but they were at least shorts. They
were half what you had.
Speaker 8: I think they were linen.
Speaker 4: And second, Jordan had a legitimate second pair of board shorts. Yeah,
but once.
Speaker 3: Dude, I have a million dollar idea and it's going
to take off and they're swimming jeans. And once I
figure out How to properly market the swimming jeans.
Speaker 4: You won't.
Speaker 3: They'll be the next big thing.
Speaker 6: I think there's a reason that they don't wear pants
in water.
Speaker 4: No, dude.
Speaker 6: It's pretty uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: No, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm going to figure it out.
Speaker 12: Would you say you were comfortable after you got out
of the water with your swimming jeans?
Speaker 3: No, because the design isn't perfected, and I didn't make these.
Somebody else made these. So he told me he forgot
his shorts. I did forget my shorts, but also I
don't really, I don't really own shorts. I wear pants
all year round and, uh, it could be hot as
hell in summertime. I'm not going to wear shorts.
Speaker 6: Sleeps in jeans.
Speaker 4: I can sleep in jeans. I have done it many
a time. I've done them.
Speaker 3: I actually find it by choice. I find it pretty comfortable.
If I'm going to be honest, people say that sleeping
in jeans is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I don't see it.
Speaker 3: I don't feel that when I sleep, I actually find
it easier to sleep in jeans. It's like, it keeps
me all together. Like, all my parts stay close, so
I don't have to.
Speaker 4: Worry about them.
Speaker 8: I'd rather them just be jumbled.
Speaker 4: They're not flopping around or anything like that.
Speaker 6: I'd rather them get some air.
Speaker 8: I like my shit flopped around.
Speaker 6: Let them breathe.
Speaker 8: Give them a little air.
Speaker 6: Kyle slept in jeans. He'd wake up, and he'd have
a knot.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'd actually, my scrotum would be crushed.
Speaker 6: You'd have a permanent rash on his scrotum.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so the swimming jeans. She would look like
a brain.
Speaker 3: We're going to get the swimming jeans figured out. We're
going to get the swimming jeans figured out. They're going
to take off. Just like Admiral. Admiral will take off.
Everybody go out there and call your boys Admiral whenever
you're out somewhere. It's going to take off. It's going
to take off. Just like swimming jeans. And dude, the
thing with swimming jeans is it's a new fresh idea.
It's a new play on this. And the fashion that
can come from swimming jeans, just unbeatable.
Speaker 4: That's what I think.
Speaker 3: And that's what I think visionaries think. So that's what
I'm going for with swimming jeans.
Speaker 4: Are we still on this? Swimming jeans?
Speaker 8: I think if you're skin tight.
Speaker 6: That's just a wetsuit.
Speaker 4: But not a full one though.
Speaker 6: Just the bottoms. They make that.
Speaker 4: That's how you think. But I'm going to make them better.
Speaker 6: Made out of denim.
Speaker 3: No, I just say swimming denim. That might be the name,
but they're not going to be real denim.
Speaker 6: They're going to be like jeggings.
Speaker 8: What if they look like denim?
Speaker 4: What if they look like denim?
Speaker 8: But they're not denim.
Speaker 4: That sounds like an extra drag in the water. It's
a good idea. I don't hate that idea.
Speaker 8: Got him.
Speaker 3: Think about how swimming jeans could protect you against jellyfish.
Speaker 6: I think it goes through the jeans, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: What if I make them jellyfish resistant?
Speaker 8: And then also, what if you make them out of rubber?
You make like a puff pouch in the front so
your package doesn't look all small.
Speaker 4: I could do that.
Speaker 3: I could just do a built-in package. Just have the
built-in package. I could do something like that, I think.
Speaker 4: Oh, no, dude. Oh, no.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, dude. Sam Elliott's dead, dude. Oh, my gosh, bro.
Now John Roadhouse is going to go fucking nuts.
Speaker 6: He's going berserk.
Speaker 4: He's going to go nuts. Oh, dude, he's so distraught.
He's so distraught. Is his last name actually Roadhouse? No,
we just keep saying that. I think his real name
is Dalton.
Speaker 6: It's Dalton.
Speaker 8: Dalton something, yeah. Roadhouse is the name of the bar.
Speaker 4: Roadhouse.
Speaker 6: Who's this actor? Is it Patrick?
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: Swayze?
Speaker 6: Is it Pat Swayze?
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 7: R.I.P.
Speaker 6: He died, right?
Speaker 4: Dude, Roadhouse. Yeah, I think he's dead. He was a
big heartthrob back in the day for all the chicks.
Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, he's in fucking Roadhouse. Fucking John Roadhouse.
Speaker 13: Yeah, bro.
Speaker 8: The couple of chicks he banged in this movie.
Speaker 4: I think he was just the one.
Speaker 6: I think he's just the one. But they all wanted him.
That one chick was staring at his ass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they like his butt. Scratching his butt. Scratching his
back with a shotgun? Dude, this movie kicks ass.
Speaker 6: What a dog.
Speaker 4: Roadhouse.
Speaker 13: Roadhouse.
Speaker 4: Next one comes from Noonan.
Speaker 8: Oh, Noonan.
Speaker 1: Yo, boys, it's Noonan. Hope you're all doing well. Just
thought I'd leave a quick one.
Speaker 4: Hold on, Noonan. We've got to watch this scene in reverse. Sorry, Noonan.
How is the car still driving?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and how have they not hit, like, him?
Speaker 4: Oh, Roadhouse. Oh, shit.
Speaker 6: Big boys running. Oh!
Speaker 4: Roadhouse! He's not in that thing.
Speaker 12: He just put a brick on the Freaking On the
gas On the throttle Freaking on the gas And that
was it That was a tough Fucking barrel roll though
That was a sick barrel roll Everybody else has Why
does the biggest dude Have the smallest gun I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say I was like everybody else Has these shotguns
And the big dude Has like a revolver Like a
snub nose Who is it Oh The knife Oh the
knife He.
Speaker 6: Stabbed it Through the pedal Oh shit Couldn't do that
shit In a manual bro.
Speaker 4: Oh dude That's Roadhouse. Who did it? Where is he?
That's not him.
Speaker 12: Oh!
Speaker 13: Oh, shit.
Speaker 4: Dude, Roadhouse.
Speaker 6: Is he going to pull some shit where he just
fucking melees all of them?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. He's going to rip all their throats off.
Speaker 3: While we see what happens here, we'll continue with Noonan's voicemail.
Speaker 8: Roadhouse.
Speaker 1: This week, after getting an unexpected call-out in the last episode... Uh,
talking about the comp apex lands. Holy crap, man.
Speaker 2: Those things are sick. They are a great time.
Speaker 1: Um, if you are somebody in the GMB community that
is considering going to a comp apex land, I cannot
recommend it enough. Um, The thing that sucks for me
is that all of my IRL friends that I chat
Comp Apex with, they are all married, have kids, pets, responsibilities,
so on and so forth.
Speaker 2: I have a lot more freedom. I'm able to kind
of book stuff and go do things on my own.
So that's what I've done.
Speaker 1: I've gone to three separate LAN events entirely by myself.
And if that's something that you're open to doing, I'm
telling you, you're going to have a great time. You're
just chilling in the arena on your own, whether you're
sitting next to somebody that you meet and you chat
up the whole time, whether you meet up with the
GMB boys in a bar on Saturday and the rest
of the day, you're going to have a great time.
So I just wanted to give a shout out to
you guys, how sick it was kind of spending some
time with you all in NOLA.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm going out to Vegas.
Speaker 13: So I'm really hoping.
Speaker 2: To connect with you guys out there again.
Speaker 7: Definitely.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be able to buy you a drink this time.
Speaker 4: I don't allow it.
Speaker 2: Something that still like blows my mind.
Speaker 6: Not going to happen.
Speaker 2: We were in Nola and there's no alcohol in the venue.
Speaker 4: That was nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was going to pull.
Speaker 1: Like a random sample of people in the United States
and ask, where was your drunkest moment on this planet?
Speaker 2: A large percentage of them would say New Orleans.
Speaker 11: So I thought it was pretty egregious there was no alcohol.
Speaker 1: On site at the venue. But that's neither here nor there.
Really excited to get out to that. I also wanted
to comment on the most recent Bachelor episode. The list
you guys did was fantastic. All of the white.
Speaker 6: People praising it.
Speaker 2: There were some great ones in there. I just had
two that I wanted to contribute of my own.
Speaker 7: One....
Speaker 2: I'm sweating like a whore in church.
Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
Speaker 2: You've got to be shitting me.
Speaker 6: You've got to be shitting me.
Speaker 1: I thought I would throw something in there of value.
I appreciate you guys. Looking forward to seeing you all
in Vegas, hopefully. Yeah.
Speaker 13: See you.
Speaker 6: Dude, I didn't realize sweating like a whore in church
was such a big one.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 4: It was actually in Uncharted, too, once. In one of
the levels, you hear Sully say it. Yeah, I don't
know why we didn't think of that.
Speaker 8: It is a white people phrase.
Speaker 4: It is a white people phrase. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: NOLA was wild, not only because there was no alcohol
in the venue. They had no merch tables in the venue.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Blew my mind. I mean, they did. Like no team
merch or anything. They had Team Liquid and.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 4: That was it, I think.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they didn't have anybody else.
Speaker 3: That should not happen in Vegas. I don't think that's
going to happen again. I think they learned their lesson
from the last time.
Speaker 6: I hope it's like LA where they have like All
the teams.
Speaker 4: Dude, people talk shit on L.A. a lot of time. L.A.
was awesome for me. People didn't like L.A.? Some people didn't.
I thought L.A. was fine.
Speaker 12: I liked the seating. I liked that they had alcohol.
I didn't like the alcohol that I drank. Those Simply
Lemonades destroyed my throat for a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those things messed with my head. But they also
had every merch table. It was like you had Furia
out there. You had Space Station out there.
Speaker 4: You had Cloud9. You had Alliance.
Speaker 13: Riddle.
Speaker 4: You had Riddle. Dude, Riddle might have been the best one.
You had DSG.
Speaker 3: DSG was going crazy. They were live streaming in their booth.
Speaker 12: Oh, really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was Disguised Toast.
Speaker 6: Disguised Toast, yeah.
Speaker 4: He was streaming in the back. You could see his setup.
The CEO.
Speaker 3: That shit was crazy. You obviously had TSM.
Speaker 6: You had everything.
Speaker 8: Space Station. Shout out.
Speaker 6: Shout out to them.
Speaker 4: There's a bunch of good ones. I hope they do
that again.
Speaker 2: I really.
Speaker 4: If they don't have merch tables again, I'm going to
be like, bro, what are we doing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is just a missed opportunity.
Speaker 4: Huge missed opportunity. But yeah.
Speaker 3: No, if you guys want to go out there, even
if you can't make it to the event, we're going
to be in Vegas.
Speaker 4: We're going to be prowling around.
Speaker 7: We'll be hanging out, yeah.
Speaker 3: We'll be chilling, having a good time. If you're close
by or you just feel like having a vacation, the
boys will be there chilling, having a grand old time
out there. It's always a good time. Apex lands are sick.
Speaker 6: They're fun. They're super fun.
Speaker 3: We're having a good time. Last one comes from YourBully.
Speaker 11: Skinny penis what's up GMB it's your boy uh couple
time caller just wanted to say what's up and two
I guess three real quick things one what's y'all's opinion
on Axl in this season of Apex so I guess
like since she's came joined Apex to now we've been
seeing a lot of hate um and like celebration with
her recent nerfs and stuff like that two.
Speaker 3: We'll go with that one first I think we're starting
to reach a time in Apex where we have to
start probably... There has to be some compromise on making
Legends bad. Like, we need to start making certain Legends bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: We can't run into the same mistake.
Speaker 3: That Overwatch had where they just had tried to have, like,
all these different Legends be good. Like, you gotta have
some Legends that are just bad. And like really bad.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 3: That may, in my opinion, the bad legends make content.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because if you have bad enough legends, somebody out there
will be like, I'm going to be the best of
this shit legend. It's the same thing as like when
the Mozambique was purposely bad. Like when there's the animation
where they would throw.
Speaker 6: It on the ground.
Speaker 14: It's the meme, yeah.
Speaker 6: The Mozambique here meme, you know.
Speaker 8: I mean, people do it in fighting games all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You have low tiers.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean, one of my favorite stories of all time
was one of my favorite fighting stars, DJT, when it
won the Mortal Kombat tournament with the Terminator, who was
arguably the worst character of all time Mortal Kombat ever made.
Speaker 4: That's the things you can get from that.
Speaker 12: You get people in Apex who have their pocket pick
who can, you know, oh, he's going to whip out fucking.
Speaker 6: Bloodhound or some shit or, you know, some bullshit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was a guy in the apex scene. He kind
of bounces around pro league here and there. I'm blanking
on his name right now, but we had him on
the apex and, uh, he played mirage and he was
like one of the best mirages in the world. And
I remember on one of the days of pro league,
I think it was already like, they weren't going to
make it. They were just going to, they were going
out there just to, you know, have a fun time.
And he plays the mirage and it's like, that stuff
is like, cool. It's like, even if you're not doing
it in a competitive setting, if you're just out there
being like, I played the worst. Think of the YouTube videos. Like,
I played the worst legend in Gods of Predator. It's like,
you can make content off of characters being bad, and
I think Axel needs to be bad. I think Axel
just does too much right now. Also, I think Alter
needs to be bad. Alter's too much.
Speaker 8: I think they need to make Alter bad again, and
then I think the same thing with Axel. I think
Axel had her time in the sun, but her kit
just does too much for the whole team. Like, Axl,
in a way, I feel like is a lot like Horizon,
where like Horizon does too much for the whole team.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about this, too, like for the show,
going back to remember when we used to do legend episodes,
going back and doing legend specific episodes where we go
and we just talk about a legend the whole time,
like either how to fix them or where they where
they should be, where they need to be. and trying
to figure out how to fix some of it, I
think that wouldn't be such a bad idea. And Axel
stands out as one of those characters because it's like, she's.
Speaker 4: A little too much.
Speaker 8: She is.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, she's fun. But I think you
can achieve the same amount of fun if you made
it to where Axel's Q could only be used by Axel.
Speaker 8: Listen, I think that's actually a great nerf slash buff
for Axel. I mean, because they could make it as
bust as they wanted to, but if she's the only
one that can use it, it doesn't matter that much.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It would have to be used in the right way.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You'd have to use it like perfectly every single time.
Speaker 8: Pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because if you get too far separated from your team,
then it's like, okay. And then also it takes away
from the fact that dudes full teams are sliding on you.
Speaker 4: Like that. And you're just getting your ass kicked.
Speaker 8: Well, it also takes away from like, The one thing
that I hate right now is Axel is just a
hard counter to Gibby because the ult goes through the
bubble and you can just slide through the bubble and
you get EMP'd, you don't get slowed, you just fucking
send people.
Speaker 3: Even characters that I like, like Gibby, the fact that
his bubble stuns the first person that walks through it,
you got to take that shit out.
Speaker 4: Half the fun was bubble fighting. You got to get
rid of that.
Speaker 8: But because the meta is so aggressive right now, It's
the only thing that keeps Gibby somewhat in the meta
right now.
Speaker 4: Which is fair.
Speaker 3: But if we were to nerf some of those other characters...
To make it less aggressive? To make it less aggressive,
then he should not have the stun on a bubble.
Speaker 8: Then he would beat it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fact that Gibby has a bubble that stuns
the first person in, you.
Speaker 6: Could just throw it. And it's indestructible unless you're Maggie.
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3: I got shit on by a Maggie a few days
ago because I tried throwing a.
Speaker 4: Bubble ball and immediately broke it.
Speaker 3: I forgot that that could happen.
Speaker 4: I straight up forgot that could happen. Ball comes out.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there with my pants down around my ankles.
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck.
Speaker 8: It just fucks your shit.
Speaker 3: But see, that's fine. I think Maggie having that isn't bad.
Speaker 6: It's like the one counter.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You're allowed to have counters.
Speaker 3: I just think characters like Crypto alter everything. Axel, those
are characters that I think we need to, like, table.
And not even in the competitive sense, but, like, in
the ranked sense. Like, there are ways you can die
in Apex where it's not feel-bad death.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Axel is always a feel-bad death. Almost always.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 13: You're either getting.
Speaker 12: Fucked by the drone, or you're getting slid on at
100 miles an hour.
Speaker 8: Or both.
Speaker 3: Same with Alter, where it's like you get two knocks,
but they get pulled back to their thing, and it's like.
Speaker 6: It's just, like.
Speaker 12: OG Revenant it's the same thing I outdid you and
you're getting the res for basically nothing.
Speaker 8: Well yeah cause you can't afford to take the TP
back cause there's a chance they might have a Watson
or something that's just gassed it.
Speaker 6: Up or someone just ready to destroy you just.
Speaker 3: Fuck you up this is how bad some of these
characters are Pathfinder has a zipline that you take way
less damage on it comes out almost instantly and it's
way longer and he has two tacticals and he's still
not getting.
Speaker 4: Used like at the highest level That shouldn't be happening.
Speaker 8: No. He's in the most overpowered state he's ever been.
Speaker 6: And he's not good enough.
Speaker 8: And he also gets recon perks now and controller perks.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He is so fun to play. He is so fun.
Speaker 4: To play right now.
Speaker 8: He's so good right now.
Speaker 3: Dude, I busted out the boxing gloves, bro. They added
new animations, that shit. Boxing gloves?
Speaker 4: Boxing gloves might be moving up my list. I think
we're getting.
Speaker 8: Brian just woke up for that.
Speaker 2: Go back to Mimi's, bro.
Speaker 6: Go back to Mimi's.
Speaker 4: Brian was knocked out there for a second. He heard
boxing gloves. He woke the fuck up.
Speaker 8: He woke the fuck up.
Speaker 6: He heard some bullshit. He's like, hold on, hold on,
hold on.
Speaker 8: You're getting too ahead of yourself.
Speaker 4: No, Brian likes the gloves, does he not? Yeah, he does. Yeah,
Brian's a glove guy.
Speaker 8: Brian's a big glove guy.
Speaker 4: I bought the gloves twice, not even different colors.
Speaker 8: Same one.
Speaker 12: So you got to just, we got to take your
money away or something.
Speaker 3: Brian's like, I don't buy game cosmetics.
Speaker 4: I'd buy those again.
Speaker 6: If I could do it a third time, I would.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. All right, let's see what your boy had
to say for the second one.
Speaker 11: This draft slash list idea of you guys making one
about broken items that have hit Apex. And not just
like broken as in the Seer when he dropped upper broken,
but also things that were literally not working like Loba's bracelet.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, bro. That shit didn't work for like years.
Speaker 8: That shit's ass. Now it's overpowered.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 4: What is it called?
Speaker 7: The.
Speaker 11: Glitch of where you can like hide in the walls
and stuff like that for ratting.
Speaker 8: Oh fuck and then.
Speaker 7: Last thing as well.
Speaker 2: What is y'all's.
Speaker 7: Go to who go to drink at the airport that's
like a.
Speaker 6: Red bull double one coke uh fuck you.
Speaker 4: Brian Thank you.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Finally, Chris is fucking getting it.
Speaker 6: Back to normalcy.
Speaker 4: I just got it like three episodes in a row.
Speaker 8: Chris got a fuck you, Chris, I think. Yeah, the
last four episodes.
Speaker 6: Go to the airport, drink, bro. I mean, I've never
really been able to drink at the airport. Really? Besides
when we went to NOLA.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And we were all stressed out, so I got like
a double, I think it was a double vodka Sprite,
and that shit kicked my ass.
Speaker 4: I love getting a Coors Light.
Speaker 6: I think the bartender knew we were struggling.
Speaker 8: I think anything I can drink a lot of in
a very short amount of time.
Speaker 4: Nah, dude, don't make a difference for me.
Speaker 6: McJack and Coke.
Speaker 4: I drink it all. I love a good, nice Coors
Light at the airport.
Speaker 8: If I shout out my man Miguel, we drink an
eighth of vodka and some Sprite.
Speaker 4: I should DM that guy and be like, hey, how
are you doing?
Speaker 8: Dude.
Speaker 6: Is everything okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: What a champ, bro.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think what I drink. I go for beer.
I'll get like a Modelo. I'll get some whiskey and Coke.
I'll do whiskey and coffee a lot. Whiskey and coffee.
Irish coffee.
Speaker 13: Irish coffee, bro.
Speaker 4: Nah, just straight up, like, if I want, especially. if
I'm on the plane, they always have the Canadian club.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: And I'll just get black coffee and dump some whiskey
in it and just sip on that all flight.
Speaker 6: That sounds awful.
Speaker 4: Oh, dude.
Speaker 6: That's great. That sounds terrible. I don't like coffee that much, but... I.
Speaker 4: Think I was on a flight that had free liquor
on it. I think I had like six or seven
of those, John. Shit.
Speaker 8: So my mom tells me, she goes, cause she's going
on a flight recently. She goes, yeah, you can buy
those little shots that come in like a little container
or whatever, little shooters. And because they're below the liquid
volume amount or whatever, you can carry as much of
those as you want onto the flight.
Speaker 6: Just get hammered.
Speaker 8: My mom was like, yeah, I'm just bringing fucking four
of these onto the flight. I'm going to get blitzed
and then show up. And I was like, all right, mom,
you're a beast.
Speaker 6: I feel like if I got like super drunk on
a flight, I would just get sick.
Speaker 4: That's not that bad.
Speaker 3: I tried to get super drunk on the flight to Japan.
And then it ended up just, I was just drunk
standing still. Or sitting still. I was like, I should.
Speaker 4: Not have done this.
Speaker 8: Meanwhile, me and Miguel just passed out.
Speaker 4: Kyle and Miguel passed out instantly. Dude, when I was
drinking that whiskey and coffee, I was up in the
back walking around. I watched the entire series of Shrek.
It was fucking great. You watched all the Shreks?
Speaker 10: All of them?
Speaker 4: Rank them. Number one is the best.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
Speaker 4: There's no question about that. When I say all the Shreks,
I stopped at four. I think that's it.
Speaker 6: I think that's all of them.
Speaker 8: Five's coming out.
Speaker 4: Five's coming out, but it's not out yet. That's going
to be a slop. I didn't include Puss in Boots
or any of that stuff.
Speaker 6: Apparently that Puss in Boots movie was fire.
Speaker 8: The first one was good. I haven't watched the second one.
Speaker 4: Just the traditional. Honestly, you might just go in order. One, two, three, four. Yeah,
that might.
Speaker 8: My opinion is that too. I like the first one,
second one.
Speaker 6: What's the one with Prince Charming?
Speaker 7: Two.
Speaker 3: I actually really like two. I actually really like two.
But it's just you can't put it above one.
Speaker 4: No, no, no. One and two are like, they're locked
in right there. You might have an argument for four
over three. You might.
Speaker 6: Shrek the third?
Speaker 4: But even like.
Speaker 6: I don't really remember Shrek the third that much.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 6: I watched it for sure.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 8: You like Rumpelstiltskin over fucking.
Speaker 4: I don't think four is better than three, but I
could see how somebody could try to argue it. Does
that make sense?
Speaker 8: The Rumpelstiltskin one bothers me a lot.
Speaker 3: I don't remember three or four at all. I'm sure
I've seen him.
Speaker 8: But I just don't remember. Four has Rumpelstiltskin in it.
Three has, he's trying to find somebody to replace him
to be the king. Or is that two?
Speaker 4: No, that's not two.
Speaker 8: No, that's three. He's trying to find somebody to replace
him to be king. He gets King Arthur to try
to replace him as king.
Speaker 4: I think they're both fine. They're not trick one. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Shrek 1 is just a pure classic.
Speaker 4: It's a banger.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's still a movie every single time.
Speaker 4: I pop it on.
Speaker 8: It's got such good one-liners in it.
Speaker 4: It's just like, it's just enthralling.
Speaker 3: Like when you're watching it, it's not like you've seen
it so many times you have to stop. Like I
can just sit there and like watch.
Speaker 12: Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy just fucking bounce off each
other so well.
Speaker 6: Even Fiona.
Speaker 3: Fiona's really, Cameron Diaz. Like that's, Every scene, you're like, oh,
I can just sit and watch this one scene, and
then you find yourself five scenes deep, and you're like, oh, shit.
Speaker 4: Dude, all the scenes are just iconic. Every scene.
Speaker 3: When him and Fiona are walking together, and the music's
playing in the background.
Speaker 4: It's like, we're going to be friends.
Speaker 3: They get the toad, and they make the bone out
of it. And then there's the scene where she explodes
the bird. By far the best scene, though, is the
wrestling scene. That one where he's like, who wants a pint?
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 8: Chris Farquaad is just. My favorite one is.
Speaker 6: Lord Farquaad.
Speaker 8: No, the Robin Hood guy where he comes in.
Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: That's bad. That's bad. That's really bad.
Speaker 8: And then he just beats the shit. She just beats
the shit out of all of them. Oh, dude, so good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, that one is good. Dude, all of them
are good. It's fucking all good.
Speaker 8: Just a banger.
Speaker 3: When Donkey first sees Fiona as an ogre, and he's
freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 4: He's like, you ate the princess.
Speaker 6: How did Donkey take that fucking dragon down, though?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: How did he take that down?
Speaker 8: He's like, oh, you were a girl dragon.
Speaker 4: You got so pretty.
Speaker 6: That's classic.
Speaker 8: Such a good movie. You can't be blowing those smoke
rays and messing with my asthma.
Speaker 3: No, when I go to DFW, I always stop at
the TGI Fridays.
Speaker 4: I get a Coors Light.
Speaker 6: DFW?
Speaker 4: Dallas-Fort Worth.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
Speaker 4: When I go to Denver, I always stop at... Chili's? No,
there's a place... Maybe you should do that.
Speaker 6: I was just thinking about that.
Speaker 3: Denver Airport. I always stop at this one place that
serves like a bison chili. And that shit is so
fucking good.
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 13: Dude.
Speaker 6: Ice and chili, that's the first.
Speaker 4: Dude, it is so good.
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4: I did a thing last time me and Ange flew
and we went to Boston. And I was able to
get into one of the clubs for all the travel
cards and everything like that.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 4: I was able to get in one of those. Dog,
it made me want to schedule layovers. I like scheduling layovers.
Speaker 6: That sounds awful.
Speaker 4: Nah, dude, because I went in there.
Speaker 8: It's a good time to hang out.
Speaker 4: I was having like, chef-level cooked meals, and all that
shit was free, full-on buffet in the morning, like, fucking
private bathrooms, a fucking shower if I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm telling you, bro. I've always been a big
layover guy. People are like, I just want to go
straight away. I'm like, bro, I'll take two stops.
Speaker 6: Our NOLA one was direct, wasn't it?
Speaker 7: It was, yeah.
Speaker 4: I was surprised it was direct.
Speaker 7: God, bro.
Speaker 4: I wasn't surprised. But, like, especially because we took Jax
with us, Like having that midway stop for like a
couple hours where we could let him out and play
and do all that.
Speaker 6: That's better, I guess.
Speaker 4: Made a world of a difference. We felt rested when
we landed.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like 12 hours of travel or something like that.
And we felt rested afterwards.
Speaker 3: The reason I like stops is I already don't like
being in the air for a super long time. So
it's like I like to get back to the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only thing is you got to schedule them the
right way because if not, you could miss.
Speaker 4: You could miss a flight.
Speaker 6: You could easily miss a flight.
Speaker 4: I loved the red-eye flights. The night ones? Oh, dude.
Let me take off.
Speaker 6: Those are nice.
Speaker 4: Let me take off at like 7.
Speaker 8: Midnight.
Speaker 4: 7 o'clock for long flights. 7 o'clock and then go
all the way through. Because I'm a night owl anyway,
so I'll be up to like 12. Have my layover,
go get a fucking late night snack, whatever it is.
hop back on the plane, show up like 6 a.m.
Speaker 12: It's also nice when the airport's like empty when you land.
Like when we got to Nola, it was pretty empty.
Speaker 8: It's so empty.
Speaker 4: It's so nice.
Speaker 12: You don't have to fucking deal with everyone. You just
wait for your luggage and you're good.
Speaker 8: I bought so much shit from that place.
Speaker 3: I still don't know how I made the Japan flight
because that was 12 hours straight.
Speaker 4: That's a long one.
Speaker 8: You don't even got to tell me.
Speaker 3: And technically it was 12 hours plus six hours, so
18 hours.
Speaker 8: Plus 12 hours, so you're six hours out and then
six hours back in.
Speaker 3: No, we were three hours and then turned around for
three hours. So it was six hours plus the 12.
So we were in the air for 18. That sounds awful.
You guys were.
Speaker 6: Three hours deep?
Speaker 3: We were three hours deep when the guy was like,
we lost.
Speaker 8: And we have to drive. We got to go back.
Speaker 6: We got to flip a U-ey.
Speaker 3: That feeling when you hear that and you know you're
turning around and you still have three hours before you
touch down is one of the worst feelings I've ever
felt in my life.
Speaker 8: I was like, well, I guess I just finished Pirates
of the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: Bro, it was me and Kyle were both trading off
being pissed. Like, at first, I was super pissed. And
I was just like, fuck, man. And I was, like,
so mad. And then I, like, calmed myself down. And
then Kyle.
Speaker 4: Was like, fuck. We were trading. We were going back
and forth.
Speaker 6: He would calm down.
Speaker 8: And then I would just be sitting there for a second.
I would just be thinking about it. I would just
be like. Fuck, man. And then I just get off set.
Speaker 3: It's like you think of the longest movie you could
watch and you still probably have like 20 minutes before
you're off the actual plane.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The longest movie you could watch. That's just getting back
to the airport.
Speaker 8: I watched one and two of Pirates of the Caribbean.
And then we were back.
Speaker 4: Great flight movie. Yes.
Speaker 8: And then when I got back on the next flight.
They didn't have Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we switched airlines.
Speaker 8: That fucking made me upset, bro.
Speaker 12: I feel like a few times I've flown, I've watched
like The Dark Knight because it's a pretty long movie.
Speaker 6: I usually fall asleep.
Speaker 4: Dude, I had one person, they watched a movie. I
don't know how they let certain movies on airlines. Yeah,
I got caught up in one of those. Like straight up,
there was like some New Duty one. Oh, yeah. And
I was like, bro, like.
Speaker 8: Watch a booty pirate strip.
Speaker 6: I'm watching Roadhouse on the planet.
Speaker 8: Roadhouse.
Speaker 4: No, dude.
Speaker 3: Before we even took off, I watched Enora, and we
were still on the ground. The first scene is her.
Speaker 4: She's a stripper.
Speaker 8: Isn't she getting fucked or something?
Speaker 12: No, no.
Speaker 3: She's stripping, and it's the first scene of the movie,
and we haven't even taken off the ground yet. I
literally cupped my hands around the screen because there was
a guy I didn't know right next to me.
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck. I could have just clicked out
of it, but I was like.
Speaker 6: Like, fuck it, Weebaw.
Speaker 4: What is it? It was like a movie that won
an award. It was Mikey Madison.
Speaker 12: Fine.
Speaker 4: It's just a... Who's Mikey Madison?
Speaker 6: She's a newer, like, younger actress. She's hot.
Speaker 3: It's the whole basis of the movie is she's a
stripper who meets, like, this Russian oligarch's kid, and they
hit it off, and then they try to get married,
and then hijinks ensue.
Speaker 8: So, like, scent of a woman, but, like, a little
bit different.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it's, it was actually like a decent movie, but
there was a lot of like crazy nudity stuff in it.
Speaker 8: I mean, wait, no, Scent of a Woman, she's a hooker,
I think.
Speaker 4: Okay. I haven't seen that movie.
Speaker 3: I just said, yeah, I just spoke completely out of
my ass.
Speaker 4: I had no idea what you were talking about. I
just assumed that it was close.
Speaker 8: Scent of a Woman, Al Pacino?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 8: Alright, we'll have to watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't seen that shit. I haven't seen The
Matrix either. Brian, have you seen The Matrix?
Speaker 8: No, Brian's not seen The Matrix.
Speaker 12: Just watch Matrix 1, maybe 2.
Speaker 4: 1 and 2 are good.
Speaker 8: You don't have to watch 3.
Speaker 4: I'll probably watch the newest one first.
Speaker 6: They have a few cool scenes.
Speaker 8: 2's good, bro.
Speaker 4: I'll watch the newest one first.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 4: Don't watch the newest one.
Speaker 6: Kyle's giving you the death stare.
Speaker 8: Dude, I will literally choke you out right here, bro.
Speaker 6: That shit is butt.
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 6: Matrix 4.
Speaker 8: No, no, no. Don't even tell Brian because Brian will
be like, I watched 4, man. It's really fucking good.
And I'll be like, fuck, I'm going to kill myself.
Speaker 4: Y'all think I just have the worst taste ever. Well, Brian,
you eat a fish filet with double ketchup.
Speaker 6: Double ketchup.
Speaker 12: Okay, hold on.
Speaker 6: No tartar.
Speaker 4: You guys act like all of us don't have a
weird meal. Oh, we definitely do.
Speaker 6: No, I don't.
Speaker 4: We definitely do.
Speaker 13: But double.
Speaker 3: Fish filet from McDonald's, double ketchup, no tartar. It's a
fish sandwich and you're taking the tartar off.
Speaker 4: I don't like mayonnaise. I don't like mayo or pickles.
I don't like mayo or pickles. Or dill.
Speaker 6: You don't like pickles?
Speaker 8: Patrick, mayo's not an instrument.
Speaker 6: Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Speaker 4: Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Speaker 6: You don't like pickles?
Speaker 4: No, I don't like pickles. I don't like dill. I
don't like mayo.
Speaker 6: Do you like bread and butter pickles?
Speaker 8: He's like the most un-white person.
Speaker 12: That's what bread and butter pickles are.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what those are. I didn't know they had
a different name. My mom likes those things. I love
those pickles.
Speaker 8: Sweet pickles?
Speaker 4: I'll eat those straight out of the jar.
Speaker 12: I think I'm more of a dill pickle guy now.
Speaker 8: I am a dill pickle guy through and through.
Speaker 4: Even the seasoning of dill on other items, I'm just
not a fan of.
Speaker 7: Chips?
Speaker 4: Nope.
Speaker 6: Pickled chips are actually... I'm not a big chip guy, though.
Speaker 4: You're not a chip guy? I'm not a chip guy
to begin with. What's your snack of choice?
Speaker 6: He's going to say some wicked shit.
Speaker 8: Caviar.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's not a snack.
Speaker 4: It's kind of a snack. That's the thing, dude. I
really don't eat snacks. You don't eat snack? Like, I
don't really.
Speaker 13: 10 grams?
Speaker 4: No. I don't really eat snacks. Like, if I'm going
to have something, I just have the meal. Like, if
it's going to... If I'm hungry, like, I want a snack.
Salty crackers?
Speaker 6: That's you, bro.
Speaker 4: I'll eat a whole sleeve of that. Those are fire, but.
Speaker 6: You're disgusting.
Speaker 5: No, dude.
Speaker 4: If I'm hungry and I want something, I'll go into
the fridge and get leftover pizza or something. I'm not
going to have small snacks. Just give me something that
I'm satisfied.
Speaker 12: Sometimes I got to have a little crunchy thing, and
I just get some chips, and I'll get some Takis,
and they just.
Speaker 4: Pretzels?
Speaker 6: Run through my ass.
Speaker 8: Let's see.
Speaker 6: Pretzels are better.
Speaker 4: Sourdough pretzels?
Speaker 13: Jerky?
Speaker 4: Better.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get jerky.
Speaker 4: Jerky is hella expensive. Yeah, jerky is just expensive. It's
not worth it. I wish it was.
Speaker 8: Jerky makes my stomach upset.
Speaker 3: I would eat jerky more if it wasn't fucking the
price of oil.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You know what I love is sunflower seeds.
Speaker 4: Ah, dude, I have to stop myself.
Speaker 6: Especially, like, I got that one brand that, like, advertises
on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Spitz?
Speaker 12: No, I forget what they're called. I have some still, but.
Speaker 6: They have all the weird flavors.
Speaker 8: They have the different flavors, yeah.
Speaker 6: They have, like, a cinnamon churro one. It's, like, a
sweet one.
Speaker 4: Nope, lost me to cinnamon. It's actually fire. Oh, my.
Speaker 6: You don't like cinnamon.
Speaker 4: I think it's... Okay, no.
Speaker 6: It's a vessel for what?
Speaker 8: Brian is the most un-white person, white person ever.
Speaker 4: Not in that. So, okay. I like cinnamon. But I
think cinnamon is a very strong flavor.
Speaker 6: Well, it's like more sugar than cinnamon.
Speaker 13: Well, no.
Speaker 4: I mean, just in general.
Speaker 6: It's like a churro.
Speaker 4: Cinnamon has a very strong flavor. And I think most
people put too much and it overpowers whatever dish it's in.
Chex Mix?
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 6: Buddy buddies?
Speaker 4: Buddy buddies. All of that stuff is fine, but it's
never something that I'm going to go out of my
way to go grab.
Speaker 3: It sounded like the closest you are is pretzels.
Speaker 4: Pretzels are probably the closest. And sunflower seeds. Pretzels, if
you put it on the table in front of me,
I might.
Speaker 6: Have a pretzel. You know what is fire? Pub mix.
Speaker 4: I call that pretzels.
Speaker 6: Pub mix?
Speaker 4: I call that pretzels. Are those the twisted pretzels?
Speaker 6: No, it's like.
Speaker 4: It's a mix of like.
Speaker 6: They have the little bread.
Speaker 12: Thing, like a crouton almost, and Chex. A bunch of
different pretzels. The white pretzel, whatever the fuck that is.
You know, you've had it before.
Speaker 4: I probably have had it. Yeah, absolutely. They're not bad.
Speaker 3: Okay, thoughts on this, though, because I was ranking these
yesterday on Tiermaker.
Speaker 4: Bar foods. What's your S tier?
Speaker 6: Wings, for sure.
Speaker 4: I would go wings.
Speaker 6: Wings or chicken tendies?
Speaker 3: I would go wings, S tier. I would go calamari.
Speaker 6: Calamari? Is that like a bar food?
Speaker 4: I would not call that a bar food.
Speaker 3: It was on all the tier lists. Every bar I
go to, most bars I go to have calamari.
Speaker 4: I think of wings and then sliders. Calamari? Calamari.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think sliders are good.
Speaker 6: Sliders are solid. Honestly, just a chips and salsa, a
good chips and salsa or chips and queso.
Speaker 3: Oh, dude, the queso might go crazy.
Speaker 4: I would put that up there. Cheese stick?
Speaker 6: I feel like that's very much just our bar. Like
our bar. I do like the sliders shout.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think another one that is probably underrated. Moz sticks.
Those are good. I'd go A tier on that, though.
I was going to say hot dog, dude. Sometimes, like...
I've never had a bar dog. It's not at our bar, but, like,
there's a lot of bars, especially if you go to, like,
golf or anything like that.
Speaker 8: Well, golf bars always have hot dogs, yeah.
Speaker 4: But, like, there's also a lot of older bars that
will just have the hot dog roller that fucking has
the Wizard fingers on them. And sometimes when you're blackout drunk,
that shit hits.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, but the nachos always hit.
Speaker 4: Nachos. Nachos can be good.
Speaker 6: Dude, those nachos we had in Tahoe were fire.
Speaker 8: They were.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 12: I feel like a cheese curd. Any cheese-related item or
like a pretzel?
Speaker 6: Big pretzel?
Speaker 8: Pretzel.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, the pretzel.
Speaker 8: I'm more of a slider guy.
Speaker 6: What about like poppers? Are poppers considered like a.
Speaker 4: I would say poppers are. Opina poppers? We're going to
get yelled at by any of our Midwestern people if
we don't say cheese curds.
Speaker 6: Cheese curds are fire.
Speaker 3: I would say cheese curds is my S tier, but
I don't ever go to a bar that has them.
Speaker 6: We had it for that.
Speaker 3: They had them for that short time, and it was
heaven on earth.
Speaker 6: They were immaculate.
Speaker 4: They were so fucking good. I don't know why they
didn't keep them. Honestly, pretzels at a bar.
Speaker 6: That's like a solid choice.
Speaker 4: Bar pretzels, bar nuts, something like that. Those are always solid.
Speaker 8: Bar nuts. Got them.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 6: You know what my favorite bar food is? Beer.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Alcohol.
Speaker 4: The cherries that come with my old fashioned. Exactly.
Speaker 6: The lime in my vodka soda with a splash of lime.
Speaker 4: Dude, the thing with bar food is you never want
something super filling. Dude, I want a blue moon right now.
Speaker 6: I don't like blue moon, actually.
Speaker 4: I don't love blue moon.
Speaker 8: I love blue moon.
Speaker 12: I had a blue moon like not too long ago.
The only problem with blue moon is they don't really
get as cold as other beers.
Speaker 7: They don't.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 8: You got to drink them fast.
Speaker 4: You got to drink them fast.
Speaker 6: Chill a glass or something.
Speaker 4: I don't want the fruit in my beer. You don't
have to have it with it. No, but it still
tastes like orange.
Speaker 6: You know what's funny?
Speaker 8: You guys also don't like Epos.
Speaker 4: I don't like Epos. But Blue Moon's not an Epo, though.
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: It's a light. I know I just said it's not
a fruit in my beer, but an IPA is a
little bit different.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like juicy IPAs.
Speaker 4: Not the juicy, but I like the barrel house mink.
Speaker 8: That one's good too.
Speaker 6: I don't like the fruit and the cervezas.
Speaker 8: It gives me a crazy hangover. I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I'm fine with it.
Speaker 6: Or a lemon.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I thought I did, but like.
Speaker 3: Corona's actually really good with just a lemon instead of
a lime.
Speaker 6: I don't really like Corona. Pacifico. I've been put on Pacifico.
Speaker 4: Pacifico's good with a lemon and not a lime.
Speaker 6: Pacifico's just going to be good. I always slept on it.
Speaker 4: Victoria. Victoria. Mexican lager. That's a good beer. I like
a good sour when it tastes like fruit.
Speaker 6: I love sour.
Speaker 3: There was one that used to be at Yard House.
It was called Lost Coast Watermelon.
Speaker 8: Oh, I used to get that.
Speaker 4: That shit was so good. I got a yard long
of those. Didn't realize the alcohol percentage on that, bro.
Fucked up. I had to fucking chill. I was like,
goodness gracious. I did not realize how fucking heavy that was.
I'm at the point now, if I'm going to have
a beer, because I don't drink much anymore. If I'm
going to have a beer, I want one of two things.
I want something light, crisp, refreshing, like as clean finish
as I possibly can. Coors doesn't even do it every time.
The other option is I want something on the exact
opposite of the spectrum. If I want something with flavor,
I'm going a full body, give me a stout. Guinness.
Guinness is a decent go-to.
Speaker 6: Death and Taxes.
Speaker 4: There's other ones.
Speaker 6: That's the only one out there. Smithwicks, is that a stout?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Murphy's. I'm not going to say that. Murphy's is better.
I really like Black Butte. Their porter is really good.
I can't drink a porter.
Speaker 8: It's tough.
Speaker 13: Porter?
Speaker 4: Hardly no. What a good episode we've had here. What
does that say on that clock right there, Chris?
Speaker 6: It's right at an hour.
Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I did not think we were making it an hour.
Speaker 6: Honestly, we were like halfway through the voicemails and we
were like at 15 minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, oh, shit. I didn't think we
were making an hour. All right.
Speaker 3: Well, ladies and gents, that should just about do it
for this week's edition of the Grab My Banner podcast.
Thank you guys for tuning in. As always, 10 episodes
away from 300.
Speaker 4: Wow. That's insane.
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Speaker 7: It's there as well.
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Speaker 8: Catch you guys soon.
Speaker 4: See you next week.
Speaker 7: Oh, everything will turn out