MINI: Where Have You Napped?

Christian brings back the Nap Map, after Intern Pete reveals he fell asleep during The Odyssey on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2: Pete. What's your three word weekend?

Speaker 1: Well?

Speaker 3: Mine was fell asleep And I'm realizing that's only two

Speaker 3: words now I think about it.

Speaker 2: As I said, you got a special past for everything, Pete.

Speaker 4: Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 3: Okay, So I was getting a lot of fomo last

Speaker 3: week as you were talking about Odyssey and Rio you

Speaker 3: had seen it, and I just you guys were chatting

Speaker 3: in and I just wanted to be part of that film.

Speaker 2: Oft.

Speaker 3: Yeah, So I went to Hoists Broadway in Sydney and

Speaker 3: I decided to go and see Odyssey for myself. I

Speaker 3: didn't get to see it on Imax, but what I

Speaker 3: did see was a pretty good movie.

Speaker 4: Apart from the fact that I.

Speaker 3: Was pretty good, Well, I fell asleep, So I fell

Speaker 3: asleep for all was probably over and a hour.

Speaker 1: It's not been funny. It's a relentlessly loud, thundering, aggressive movie.

Speaker 5: Yeah.

Speaker 2: I was really just slice enough. Hold on, look who

Speaker 2: is going for nap time? During that movie? Do you

Speaker 2: know what?

Speaker 3: I was a bit tired going in. I thought, no, no,

Speaker 3: just relax enjoy the movie. And yeah, there was some

Speaker 3: loud bangs and noises and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4: The word sorry, this is my official review.

Speaker 2: By the way, bangs and noises.

Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how I discribed. Honestly, it was. Look, the

Speaker 4: parts that I saw was very good.

Speaker 2: Did you see him just went shutty thrower on the beach?

Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, it's all that. They were having a

Speaker 3: bit of a chin wag. And then I saw the

Speaker 3: witch scene.

Speaker 4: That was good. I thought that was very powerful. By

Speaker 4: the way, the pulling of the heads and the bits

Speaker 4: and bobs.

Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, that's just say I won't And

Speaker 2: he made it quite far into it, Yeah, no, absolutely.

Speaker 2: But did you ever see him go home?

Speaker 1: No?

Speaker 2: At the ending?

Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4: So I'm going to go back and see it at

Speaker 4: some stages.

Speaker 2: Well, there's the second half. Just go for the second half.

Speaker 4: Discount, then I'll give you an official review.

Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 6: It's actually so impressive to be able to sleep.

Speaker 1: Incredible skill, spin to get some zees that relentless. Anyone's

Speaker 1: talking about the soundtrack, pulsating futhering drums, sonic booms, There's

Speaker 1: there's scenes that see with like lash into Wave and

Speaker 1: people screaming and shouting. You wouldn't set It's a low

Speaker 1: key quiet movie in any way, it's the Odyssey.

Speaker 6: What do you normally use to get to sleep?

Speaker 7: Pay?

Speaker 6: Do you listen to Metallica or some sort of marching there?

Speaker 2: The Odyssey soundtrack will now be here, snap thing.

Speaker 3: I'm super deep. Once I'm asleep, I am committed. I

Speaker 3: will get there and nothing will wake me up.

Speaker 2: I've got mold they showing in the background.

Speaker 4: Maybe I'll start listening to that when it comes out

Speaker 4: on DVD or not.

Speaker 1: Even Matt Damon can wake you up, all right. So

Speaker 1: we're going to bring back the nap map of Australia.

Speaker 1: Where have you nodded off around Australia? We have some

Speaker 1: great calls. We did this a couple of years ago.

Speaker 8: I napped at the Chelsea Hotel. I'm the police officer

Speaker 8: and I was on the night chift and we popped

Speaker 8: in to see the manager there and I sat down

Speaker 8: next to the folks on a chair and I had

Speaker 8: a nap.

Speaker 7: I was mapping in the car in Richmond whil was

Speaker 7: was being.

Speaker 9: Fell asleep at Circus Maximum in Rome. We were camping.

Speaker 9: We were very tired, and I became the star attraction

Speaker 9: as I woke up to a coachload of tourists taking

Speaker 9: my photo.

Speaker 1: All right, give us a call. Lines open now for

Speaker 1: the natmap. Where can we put a pin?

Speaker 2: Rio?

Speaker 10: I actually nodded off this weekend as well, Pete. On

Speaker 10: Friday night, I had to get actually the scariest place

Speaker 10: on the dreaded late night train replacement bus.

Speaker 2: Are you tired of living? To be dragged into the underworld?

Speaker 2: Why would you do that? Is everything? Okay? Exactly? It

Speaker 2: goes from daywalkers to the nightfolky. Yeah, yeah, wow, the

Speaker 2: crossover what they called the limon or space.

Speaker 10: And I fell asleep and I had to get I

Speaker 10: got gently woken up by the bus driver or were

Speaker 10: drugged to sleep? Yeah, I lost my phone, my will.

Speaker 6: I not anywhere where?

Speaker 2: You're missing a kid?

Speaker 10: And were at the bus depot actually, and the bus

Speaker 10: driver just gave me a little gentle nudge on the before.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Few too many trinky poos, just a lot early. You

Speaker 1: have me smashing about the old boost juices, a couple

Speaker 1: too many bubble teas for Rio.

Speaker 6: All the way back to the depot rio.

Speaker 10: Yes, you know it's out like a lot and depots

Speaker 10: are so strange, like where the hell, like some industrial space.

Speaker 1: It was very very I remember once many years ago,

Speaker 1: was a big boxing fight. It was Costa Zoo who's

Speaker 1: fighting in England and matched against Ricky Hatton. So it's

Speaker 1: a big title fight because of the broadcast and needing

Speaker 1: to go to America. It wasn't UK time, it wasn't

Speaker 1: gon was starting at one thirty am on a Sunday morning,

Speaker 1: so obviously everyone went out on the Saturday night and

Speaker 1: I remember just what they were doing, ready to rumble

Speaker 1: buffers there. I remember starting to fall asleep ringside. Myer

Speaker 1: was like, it's that twenty thousand crazy man king and screaming,

Speaker 1: how are you getting some sleep time now?

Speaker 2: And you know when sleep takes you from nap, it's

Speaker 2: very hard. It's a song and a sirens, it's taking

Speaker 2: you down with put wax in my ears.

Speaker 1: That, by the way, was the fight where the row

Speaker 1: in front of me Russell Crowe was Do you remember

Speaker 1: when Russell got in trouble throwing the phone in the

Speaker 1: hotel room?

Speaker 2: Yeah, it was at that fight.

Speaker 6: You were there.

Speaker 2: I was behind him and Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey and Russell Crowe was sat in front of me,

Speaker 1: two big dudes.

Speaker 6: You were there for history.

Speaker 1: And I remember years later talking to Gordon Ramsey in

Speaker 1: Schipping about it, said, I was at the cost of

Speaker 1: Zoo fight. I sat behind you and dumb Russell Craig's right.

Speaker 1: And you know at those big boxing fights they they

Speaker 1: announced the celebrities who are here and in attendance tonight

Speaker 1: and Gordon Ramsey and all of a sudden the monk's

Speaker 1: up there. They don't care for Gordon Ramsey. And I

Speaker 1: think Russell Crowe said, are you a really shit.

Speaker 2: Chef or something?

Speaker 1: They hate you, one of the world's most beloved chefs,

Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey. They really hate you, all right? The nap

Speaker 1: map is here? Where have you nodded off? Christian? When

Speaker 1: my husband was a child, he played hide and seek

Speaker 1: and he fell asleep on the top of his wardrobe.

Speaker 2: His mum and dad couldn't find him anywhere. They called

Speaker 2: the police to look for him. This must been a.

Speaker 1: Different tame when the police would have come and done that.

Speaker 1: You call them now and this is a Tobaccan fire.

Speaker 2: They don't care.

Speaker 1: They're not going to find some kid missing through a

Speaker 1: game of fight and seek. Christian, this is I don't

Speaker 1: know how someone did is. I fell asleep at day

Speaker 1: ac DC concert out.

Speaker 2: What is that Astralia. It's louder than the movie The

Speaker 2: Odyssey ac DC. Christian.

Speaker 1: I napped at the funeral. Well, you gotta be careful.

Speaker 1: Mistake you for somebody else, you know, suddenly you're getting

Speaker 1: thrown in the ground as well.

Speaker 2: No, no, that's what I made Dave. He's a shift worker.

Speaker 2: He doesn't breakfast show dig ab up. Christian.

Speaker 1: I also nodded off at the movies while watching a

Speaker 1: Less Spider Man movie. It was an afternoon show, and Christian,

Speaker 1: you know, I just couldn't keep my little eyes open. Listen, Kelly, Christian,

Speaker 1: I fall asleep in the barber the barber's chair every

Speaker 1: time I get a haircut. Christian took a nap and

Speaker 1: on the train ended up in New South Wales and

Speaker 1: trouble is I live in Ringwood, Victoria.

Speaker 2: To the long way home that one.

Speaker 1: Christian, I nodded off from the taxi woke up to

Speaker 1: a very polite police officer shaking me. The taxi driver

Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. You can call triple zero

Speaker 1: leap in the back of my taxi.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we know. It's all part of our service.

Speaker 6: Wake up drunks and waking up dress.

Speaker 2: Hugo, good morning, Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 11: How are you.

Speaker 2: I'm good, Hugo.

Speaker 11: Welcome like you now. I love your roy show guys.

Speaker 2: Thanks you in the morning.

Speaker 1: Oh blessure, Thank you very much. Yougo now, Hugo. Where

Speaker 1: have you nodded off?

Speaker 11: This is probably close to twenty years ago. I nodded

Speaker 11: off in the dentist chair getting a root canal.

Speaker 2: No way, come on, it's terrifying. The fair the noise.

Speaker 11: Yeah, I was fell asleep and actually thought I'd going unconscious.

Speaker 11: They were all finding and running around the room and

Speaker 11: slapping me around.

Speaker 2: Waking the year working you like a speedball.

Speaker 1: Yeah, just about, Hugo, great story, Thank you very much

Speaker 1: calling in.

Speaker 2: Have a good day.

Speaker 11: Yeah you two guys, thank you.

Speaker 1: Bye, another fun if it's tomorrow. When you slapped about,

Speaker 1: it was a different time. Maybe she did that as

Speaker 1: a week's theme of shows. It was a different time.

Speaker 11: Kate, good morning, Good morning, Christian, how are you.

Speaker 2: I'm good, Kate, A lovely weekend, thanks for calling us.

Speaker 5: Welcome, lovely to hear you was We've been tuning in

Speaker 5: since day one.

Speaker 9: Absolutely love you guys.

Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Kate. Now, Kate, where have you

Speaker 1: nodded off?

Speaker 9: So my husband and I went to a Counting Crows

Speaker 9: concert at the Palais and killed her and I reckon

Speaker 9: we might have heard five minutes of it.

Speaker 11: We are absolutely wrong.

Speaker 2: Crows are incredible.

Speaker 5: Oh look, I don't even think I heard mister Jones

Speaker 5: and me, which is and every time that either of

Speaker 5: us lifted our heads to wake up, our horrified friends

Speaker 5: were looking at us and just couldn't stay await you know,

Speaker 5: the bleary eyes in my head, tongue out, probably drooling.

Speaker 1: Not a good look now, and tell me, let's be honest. Now,

Speaker 1: how do you had a cop of drinks beforehand?

Speaker 9: No?

Speaker 12: But it was a big week, week long bender, that's

Speaker 12: the one the show.

Speaker 5: Everybody else was saying and wanted to go home and

Speaker 5: we're like no, we're.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, second clubbing shocks exactly. Kate, Thank you very

Speaker 2: much and carning.

Speaker 9: Good on you guys, Thanks very much.

Speaker 2: The nap map is here.

Speaker 1: We're trying to work out where in Australia have you

Speaker 1: not at off fallen asleep. It's oh so fud not

Speaker 1: when you're getting our tattoo, isn't It's the most common

Speaker 1: thing that I'm seeing real.

Speaker 2: People having tattoos and falling asleep. And there's someone who's

Speaker 2: had tattoos.

Speaker 1: It's noisy, there's someone's't.

Speaker 2: Your arm and it hurts.

Speaker 1: Isn'tful?

Speaker 2: Not really?

Speaker 1: You and little bursts, No, not if you're super tough

Speaker 1: like me. Were the toughest, probably one of the toughest

Speaker 1: guys I ever do a radio show. Christian, my name

Speaker 1: is Cow and didn't full of see my daughter do Queenstown.

Speaker 1: You've been there with your kids who went into the

Speaker 1: dark river jetboat ride. You've been thrown around constantly, soaked

Speaker 1: in gallons of water. I don't understand that one. That's incredible, Christian.

Speaker 1: I fell asleep getting a tattoo. This is on Hayden

Speaker 1: when he was twenty one. He was getting a decent

Speaker 1: sized tattoo of a dragon. Wall If you're going to

Speaker 1: get a dragon, get a decent size one of you

Speaker 1: on the right side of his back. Dozed off for

Speaker 1: about twenty minutes. Frank, another one, fella, sleep, We're getting

Speaker 1: a chast tattoo. Tattoo has had to wake me out

Speaker 1: to make sure I hadn't passed out. Christian, I fell asleep,

Speaker 1: but in Toronto and a basketball match between Utah Jazz

Speaker 1: and Toronto Raptors, all that stopped starting. I can't stay awake, y,

Speaker 1: I guess you want to be being the American football

Speaker 1: In September, Christian down here, when my wife was pregnant

Speaker 1: with our first daughters.

Speaker 2: We went for the ultrasound check her out.

Speaker 1: And I took my wife to the ultratoun appointment, and

Speaker 1: they were in the answer sound.

Speaker 2: Suddenly the next thing I know.

Speaker 1: Is I just hear my own zase there After everything

Speaker 1: your wife's gonna do make a person, let me post

Speaker 1: them out.

Speaker 2: You're nodding off at the ultra sid that's the early days, Darren,

Speaker 2: you're a lightweight. Christian.

Speaker 1: I fell asleep at my sister's wedding. Oh oh that

Speaker 1: Hamas could fall out over something like that. Christian, I

Speaker 1: fell asleep having an MRI.

Speaker 2: They're so noisy in those things.

Speaker 1: Let's take one last called Wayne, Good morning Wayne, Good.

Speaker 7: Morning christ In the game, would you believe I fell

Speaker 7: asleep while standing up in the train?

Speaker 1: No, quite incredible skills to do that. How so, Wayne,

Speaker 1: you're just obviously tired. The rhythm of it's all bobbing along.

Speaker 7: And I was on my way home from work. I

Speaker 7: had my hand through the well in those days, the

Speaker 7: old strap yep, and all of a sudden my kind

Speaker 7: of legs gave out as I dropped off and and

Speaker 7: I swung basically into the lap of the ladies.

Speaker 13: Oh, come on, Wayne, come on, Benny. No, Wayne, it's

Speaker 13: not okay. Oh the strap gave way. Sorry, madam, I

Speaker 13: asleep standing up.

Speaker 7: Come on, Wayne, I was more or less I was

Speaker 7: just hanging from my arm from the straight kind of

Speaker 7: dangling train.

Speaker 1: Wayne, very funny. Thank you for showing your story mate.

Speaker 1: Have a good day.

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