FULL: Garden Gnomes At The Front
3 Word Weekend kicks things off with Patsy's surprising new obsession, Rio's accidental brush with film elite, and Pete confessing to sleeping through part of The Odyssey.
Then, the team builds the ultimate Nap Map, uncovering the most unusual places listeners have nodded off, debates the proper way to behave at a concert, welcomes a batch of Hall of Fame-worthy entries in Misheard Lyrics, and rounds things out with a supersized edition of At Work Time Waster with Bigger Movies.
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Speaker 1: Good Morning, Good morning, rio O, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 1: Patsy morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone, morning in turn, Pete, morning guys. How are we well? Pete?
Speaker 1: Listen first of all, before we get into today's show,
Speaker 1: I must have say thank you very much for my
Speaker 1: oldest daughter, Ruby was in Sydney for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: She was over there for a friend's birthday party. And
Speaker 1: because she met you Pete last week for the first time,
Speaker 1: she said to me, do you mind if I missus
Speaker 1: Pete might want to meet up for a coffee And
Speaker 1: I was say you no, no, cool here, love that.
Speaker 1: And so Pete yesterday met Ruby. My daughter Ruby also
Speaker 1: massal we going. He's offered to drive me to the airport,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to be rude and saying.
Speaker 3: No, am I am? I going to be okay? And
Speaker 3: I was like, in the Pee Patrol, I've been in
Speaker 3: that car.
Speaker 4: It's and you've driven with him, and.
Speaker 3: I made a vow.
Speaker 1: You guys went on what was meant to be a
Speaker 1: return trip and then suddenly he.
Speaker 4: Got beaked three times by three separate drivers in a
Speaker 4: fifteen minute trip. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: So you picked my daughter up Ruby yesterday, and then
Speaker 1: somehow you almost ran into Kyle.
Speaker 5: Oh that's right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: So I took her to the Grounds of Alexandria, which is,
Speaker 6: you know, an incredible place in Sydney, very Instagrammable and
Speaker 6: all that sort of stuff, and I spotted to the
Speaker 6: right of me this gigantic fairy bread fountain. Almost I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, look at all this fairy bread Ruby
Speaker 6: and I put my head up in the wall, and
Speaker 6: next minute was John Ibraham, last King of the Cross
Speaker 6: guy right underwalled figure of Sydney.
Speaker 3: His wife is literally going, come in, come in.
Speaker 1: And this is the guy who's babysitting my daughter, which
Speaker 1: is twenty two.
Speaker 6: But yeah, yeah, absolutely, So they were like, oh, coming
Speaker 6: to Elvis's fourth birthday, and then we John Ibram was
Speaker 6: there and Sarah and we just yeah, we just missed Kyle.
Speaker 5: So Ruby was and they were trying to give us cake,
Speaker 5: and Ruby's going.
Speaker 1: I would have been an eyewitness an accident, these two
Speaker 1: powerful alphas of media coming face to face by a
Speaker 1: fairy bread fountain.
Speaker 6: We just missed Kyle, and they were offering us some
Speaker 6: birthday cake, and Ruby saying look, I'm gluting free.
Speaker 3: That was so lovely about it. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll probably move on from here. Anyway.
Speaker 6: It was a whole We kind of were only together
Speaker 6: for probably an hour and a half, but I feel
Speaker 6: like the adventure that we had was just fantastic. We
Speaker 6: went to a barbie exhibits while we're at the grounds
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 3: Not not a barbecue, by the way, I think was
Speaker 3: no missunderstood.
Speaker 1: I thought Peter taking to a barbecue expoken. It was
Speaker 1: obviously just getting a free she's a six burner.
Speaker 3: It just was not.
Speaker 4: She's twenty two, she's six years old.
Speaker 3: It gets better. She then calls me from the airport and.
Speaker 1: I knew what time my flight was, and obviously I'm
Speaker 1: training to get there a bit of a decent time.
Speaker 1: She says, please drop me at the airport domestic flight
Speaker 1: two and a half hours over.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I said, why has he done that? Because, oh,
Speaker 3: because he wants to get to the Footba at a
Speaker 3: decent time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sorry Ruby, Yeah, oh wow, she's.
Speaker 1: Hours should mate can get there and have a long there.
Speaker 6: Well, and that's not exactly what I did, for sure,
Speaker 6: But I'm also to my point, I didn't want.
Speaker 3: To have Supernanny Pete done.
Speaker 1: I don't know moans about it. It's easy being a parent.
Speaker 1: For ninety two minutes.
Speaker 3: I got this. I got this for sure.
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, your daughter is so lovely, you were
Speaker 5: so grateful.
Speaker 1: I didn't want Yeah, and I says you were speeding
Speaker 1: off from the curve sid that drop off.
Speaker 3: See you.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday.
Speaker 1: I had to remind my family it was Father's Day
Speaker 1: in two weeks time and then gently insist that if
Speaker 1: we are going to eat out, we need to book
Speaker 1: it otherwise there be no availability. It is top three
Speaker 1: underwhelming things in the world one number one, Father's Day,
Speaker 1: number two, Father's Day number three, Mad Monday.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I can.
Speaker 1: Kind of went it's a yearnly thing. No one says
Speaker 1: that about Mother's Day. Oh bloody of that thing.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like the Olympics every four Yeah,
Speaker 4: it feels like it rio.
Speaker 3: Have you booked someone for off, Yes, of.
Speaker 7: Course I have about a month ago. One of his
Speaker 7: favorite places. He's going to the Langham.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, you got a permanent open table there.
Speaker 8: I am paying, Thank you very get out of it.
Speaker 3: We know, we know what those dollars are plugs on
Speaker 3: the show. Never paid a single but there the show
Speaker 3: has coming. Oh yeah, that's the tax man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and can you up another couple of cakes on there?
Speaker 3: I did do some gardening while I was here. As
Speaker 3: well my independent business. Just running through the books. He's
Speaker 3: going to the Langage. Yes, King Patsy, what is your
Speaker 3: three word weekend?
Speaker 7: I've got a new love affair. I at the weekend.
Speaker 7: We've got a big dog, lots and lots of Here
Speaker 7: he's got a double coat.
Speaker 1: And this is your husband, Chris against he has got
Speaker 1: a beautiful coat.
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't know what you said, but it's got
Speaker 3: real sheen to it.
Speaker 7: I don't know what it is about new household appliances
Speaker 7: that excite you so much when you sort of I
Speaker 7: don't know, maybe thirty five plus forty plus.
Speaker 1: Oh, it is a clear sign you're an adult. Is
Speaker 1: the joy you get from a great one? What you got?
Speaker 7: Never been so excited. I got a shark pet vacuum
Speaker 7: and upright vacuum.
Speaker 5: So I have.
Speaker 3: Gone ferocious, aren't they?
Speaker 7: Ah, this thing will just about suck up the floorboards.
Speaker 7: It's absolutely sensational.
Speaker 8: So I've gone back.
Speaker 7: To the cord, the plugging cord from the stick. So
Speaker 7: I figure the stick is good for through the week,
Speaker 7: for little jobs. But when you really need a good
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, suck of the carpet of the floor.
Speaker 4: Use the Shark.
Speaker 8: It is fantastic. Should have seen the gunk that came
Speaker 8: out of our floor.
Speaker 1: And if you've got the shark where they give you
Speaker 1: this little canister you screw into and it's scented.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, mine's not scented.
Speaker 3: I went for the upgrade. Oh I didn't know there
Speaker 3: was one canister. You put it in there and it secretes.
Speaker 4: Like essentral oil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it does. Yeah, I love it. Obviously. I
Speaker 3: felt for that. You know, I love my sense through. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's lovely.
Speaker 1: So as you're hoovering, it's pumping out a fresh fragrance.
Speaker 5: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 4: I sort of.
Speaker 7: I did it Saturday and I didn't need to do
Speaker 7: it again yesterday. But I thought, I'm just going to
Speaker 7: see just for ships and giggles, to see how much
Speaker 7: the crap comes out of it.
Speaker 8: Whole nother canister.
Speaker 3: It feeled.
Speaker 8: It's insane.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that is another signing on adult, which
Speaker 1: is the joy you get emptying the vacuum?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, why is that pleasing? It's the pleasure.
Speaker 3: It's like having a poop. You always feel better.
Speaker 1: You feel better, lighter, physically, lighter, spiritually, you always feel better.
Speaker 1: I think it's a secondary passive poop when you emptied
Speaker 1: out that vacuum and it's.
Speaker 3: Really like a load in there. Oh brilliant.
Speaker 1: You see it drop in the bin, which is then
Speaker 1: makeshift toilet the U bend.
Speaker 3: I guess have I said too much?
Speaker 2: It's early Christian Connell Show podcast Christian.
Speaker 1: My three word we can too much coffee, Modern Christian.
Speaker 1: My three word weekend is bass guitar lessons a music nerve,
Speaker 1: but can't play a note. So my muso son sat
Speaker 1: me down yesterday and gave him my first bass guitar lesson.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm clumsy, but managed to pluck out the base of
Speaker 1: Tolknheads Psycho Killer, which is like two courts in it.
Speaker 1: Quite unremarkable, but it was fun.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, that's the first step. Well, don, this
Speaker 3: is brilliant. Rio. What's your three word weekend?
Speaker 4: So there's the International Film Festival going on at the
Speaker 4: moment and my mate on Saturday, Carters, I've got a
Speaker 4: couple of spare tickets. Do you want to come? I'm
Speaker 4: like sure, exciting assuming that we're going to go to
Speaker 4: like a screening of a movie because it's the film festival.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get there.
Speaker 4: We rock up and at the door there's a guy
Speaker 4: in a tuxedo and those little earpieces and he's ticking
Speaker 4: names off at the door, and I'm like, this is
Speaker 4: pretty like pretty official, pretty formal for just to go
Speaker 4: see a movie. We walk up the stairs, walk up
Speaker 4: the stairs and into this ballroom and then there's this
Speaker 4: media wall and there's as like Australia.
Speaker 3: At the Poor Patrol.
Speaker 4: It was the Final Night Awards, which is this like
Speaker 4: a gala, like a gala, like a black tie event.
Speaker 4: And I'm wearing literally like literally beef for beat what
Speaker 4: I'm wearing right now. I'm wearing a quarter zip a
Speaker 4: T shirt, jeans and white sneakers. And my partner Wills
Speaker 4: just in a hoodie.
Speaker 1: But you know, these days you can't you can't tell
Speaker 1: but what someone's wearing what their.
Speaker 3: Power wealth is.
Speaker 4: Yes, maybe someone thought, look at.
Speaker 1: These nerds like Zuckerbuck, we're shower slippers everywhere at Mumbling
Speaker 1: one of the richest men in the world.
Speaker 4: I thought, immediately, you could be the owner of the
Speaker 4: whole thing.
Speaker 3: That's true, actually, but it's too powerful. Do you have
Speaker 3: to worry about dress attire exactly?
Speaker 4: And it reminded me of when you.
Speaker 3: Were dug same thing that film festival.
Speaker 1: It was the premiere of what a pot of time
Speaker 1: in Hollywood and they said, hey everyone, and we've only
Speaker 1: been living here I think a couple is. So we
Speaker 1: didn't quite know about how Australians their idea of tress
Speaker 1: up is putting tracky decks to go to Bunnings. And
Speaker 1: they said, hey, you know what, everyone's going to be
Speaker 1: dressing up in seventies outfits. So my wife and I
Speaker 1: really went to town turned up in seventies outfits. No one
Speaker 1: else was. And not just that, no one said a
Speaker 1: thing to me about my outfit. That was the worst thing, Like, wait,
Speaker 1: do you think I dressed.
Speaker 4: Like this this normal Friday night?
Speaker 1: This is chilly, some creepy dealer it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I've been there and know what it's like. Pete,
Speaker 3: what's your three word weekend?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: Mine was fell asleep and I'm realizing that's only two
Speaker 6: words now I think about it.
Speaker 3: As I said, you got a special pass for everything, Pete. Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Okay, so I was getting a lot of fomo last
Speaker 6: week because you were talking about Odyssey and Rio you
Speaker 6: had seen it, and I just you guys were chatting
Speaker 6: and I just wanted to be part of.
Speaker 3: That film of brilliant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I went to Hosts Broadway in Sydney and
Speaker 6: I decided to go and see Odyssey for myself. I
Speaker 6: didn't get to see it on Imax, but what I
Speaker 6: did see was a pretty good movie. Apart from the
Speaker 6: fact that I.
Speaker 3: Was pretty good.
Speaker 6: Well, I fell asleep, So I fell asleep for it
Speaker 6: was probably over and a hour.
Speaker 1: It's not been funny, right, It's a relentless, loud, thundering,
Speaker 1: aggressive movie. Yeah. I was really just slice enough. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Look who is going for nap time during that movie?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: I was a bit tired going in. I thought, no, no,
Speaker 6: just relax, enjoy the movie. And yeah, there was some
Speaker 6: loud bangs and noises and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: The word sorry, this is my official review. By the way,
Speaker 3: bangs and noises, Yeah, that's how I discribed.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it was. Look, the part that I saw was
Speaker 1: very good. Did you see him just went Shutty's thrower
Speaker 1: on the beach?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, it's all that. They were having a
Speaker 6: bit of a chin wag. And then I saw the
Speaker 6: witch scene that was good. I thought that was very
Speaker 6: powerful by the way, the pulling of the heads and
Speaker 6: the bits.
Speaker 3: And bob, Oh my god. Yeah, that's insane. I won't
Speaker 3: and he made it quite far into it. Yeah no, absolutely,
Speaker 3: But did you ever see him go home? No show
Speaker 3: about the ending? That was the ending? Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to go back and see it at
Speaker 3: some stages. Well, there's the second half climate. Just go
Speaker 3: for the second half discount, yes, sadly. Then I'll give
Speaker 3: you an official review. Okay, fair enough.
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Speaker 1: after seven we might bring back the napmap. This is
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Speaker 3: My name is Joy. I'm from Karen. There can't be
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Speaker 1: In term p of the weekend went to see the
Speaker 1: movie of the year. Ru and I both seen it.
Speaker 1: It's relentless action, energy and Pete fell asleep in that cinema.
Speaker 3: The odyse had it went his own little knapboty sy.
Speaker 4: It's actually so impressive to be able to sleep.
Speaker 1: Incredible skill, sp get some zees that relentless. Anyone's talking
Speaker 1: about the soundtrack pulsating, futhering drums, sonic booms. There's there's
Speaker 1: scenes at sea with like lashings of wave and people
Speaker 1: screaming and shouting. You wouldn't set It's a low key
Speaker 1: quiet move in any way. It's the Odyssey.
Speaker 4: What do you normally use to get to sleep?
Speaker 3: Pay?
Speaker 4: Do you listen to Metallica or some sort of marching.
Speaker 3: Then the Odyssey soundtrack will now we hear snapp thing.
Speaker 3: I'm super deep.
Speaker 6: Once I'm asleep, I am committed I will get there
Speaker 6: and nothing will wake me up.
Speaker 3: I've got in they showing in the background. Maybe I'll
Speaker 3: start listening to that when it comes down on DVD
Speaker 3: or not even Matt Damon can wake you up.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're going to bring back the nap
Speaker 1: map of Australia. Where have you nodded off around Australia?
Speaker 1: We have some great calls with this.
Speaker 9: A couple of years ago, I napped at the Chelsea Hotel.
Speaker 9: I'm the police officer and I was on the night
Speaker 9: chip and we popped in to see the manager there
Speaker 9: and I stepped down next to the pokees on a
Speaker 9: chair and I had a nap.
Speaker 10: I was napping in the car in Richmond whil was being.
Speaker 11: I fell asleep at Circus Maximum in Rome. We were camping.
Speaker 11: We were very tired, and I became the star attraction
Speaker 11: as I woke up to a coachload of tourists taking
Speaker 11: my photo.
Speaker 1: All right, give us a call lines up and now
Speaker 1: for the nap map. Where can we put a pin?
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two?
Speaker 3: Where have you not off? Rio?
Speaker 4: I actually nodded off this weekend as well, Pete. On
Speaker 4: Friday night I had to get actually the scariest place
Speaker 4: on the dreaded late night train replacement bus.
Speaker 3: Are you tired of living? Do you want to be
Speaker 3: dragged into the underworld? Why would you do? That? Is
Speaker 3: everything okay? Is it? What the hell you're rolling? Exactly?
Speaker 3: It goes from day walkers to the night folk? Yes, yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 3: We the crossover there what they called the limon or space.
Speaker 4: And I fell asleep and I had to get I
Speaker 4: got gently woken up by the bus driver.
Speaker 3: Or were drugged to sleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I lost my phone, my will I've not anywhere
Speaker 4: where you're missing a kidney and at the bus depot actually,
Speaker 4: and the bus driver just gave me a little gentle
Speaker 4: nudge on.
Speaker 3: The shop before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you too many trinky poots, just a lot early.
Speaker 1: You have me smashing about the old boost juices, a
Speaker 1: couple too many bubble teas from.
Speaker 8: Rio all the way back to the Dipo Rio.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're not like a lot, isn't it.
Speaker 3: That's a nightmare, that is.
Speaker 4: And depots are so strange, like where the hell am I?
Speaker 4: They had like some industrial space.
Speaker 1: It was very very I remember once many years ago,
Speaker 1: was a big boxing fight. It was Costa Zoo who's
Speaker 1: fighting in England and matched against Ricky Hatton.
Speaker 3: So it's a big title fight.
Speaker 1: Because of the broadcast needing to go to America, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't UK time, it wasn't going to starting at one
Speaker 1: thirty am on a Sunday morning, So obviously everyone went
Speaker 1: out on the Saturday night and I remember just what
Speaker 1: they were.
Speaker 3: Doing, ready to rumble buffers there. I remember starting to
Speaker 3: fall to sleep.
Speaker 1: Ringside was like, it's twenty thousand, crazy man screaming, how
Speaker 1: are you getting from sleep time now? And you know
Speaker 1: when sleep takes you for a nap, it's very hard.
Speaker 1: It's a song and the sirens. It's taking it down
Speaker 1: with put wax in my ears. That, by the way,
Speaker 1: was the fight where the row in front of me
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe was Do you remember when Russell got in
Speaker 1: trouble throwing the phone in the hotel room?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was at that fight.
Speaker 4: You were there.
Speaker 3: I was behind him and Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey and Russell Crowe was sat in front of me,
Speaker 1: two big dudes.
Speaker 4: You were there for history.
Speaker 1: And I remember years later talking to Gordon Ramsey and
Speaker 1: sipping about it. I said, I was at the cost
Speaker 1: of Zoo fight. I sat behind you and dumb Russell
Speaker 1: and you know those big boxing fights. They announced the
Speaker 1: celebrities who were here and in attendance tonight and Gordon
Speaker 1: Ramsey and all of a sudden, the mank's up there.
Speaker 1: They don't care for Gordon Ramsey and I think.
Speaker 3: Russell Crowe said, are you a really shit chef or something?
Speaker 1: I hate you one of the world's most beloved chefs,
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 3: He hate you.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, the nap map is here. Where have you
Speaker 3: nodded off? Call me?
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Christian. When my husband was
Speaker 1: a child, he played hide and seek and he fell
Speaker 1: asleep on the top of his wardrobe. His mum and
Speaker 1: dad couldn't find him anywhere. They called the police to
Speaker 1: look for him.
Speaker 3: This must have been a.
Speaker 1: Different tay when the police would have come and done that.
Speaker 1: You call them now and this is a tobaccon fire.
Speaker 1: They don't care. They're not going to find.
Speaker 3: Some kid you're missing through a game of fight and seek. Christian.
Speaker 1: This is I don't know how someone did this. I
Speaker 1: fell asleep at day ac DC concern.
Speaker 3: What is that Australia.
Speaker 1: What's louder than the movie The Odyssey ac DC. Christian
Speaker 1: I napped at the funeral. Well, you gotta be careful.
Speaker 1: Mistake you for somebody else. You know, suddenly you're getting
Speaker 1: thrown in the ground as well.
Speaker 3: Hasn't made Dave. He's a shift worker. He does at
Speaker 3: breakfast show day dick am up, Christian.
Speaker 1: I also nodded off at the movies while watching a
Speaker 1: less Spider Man movie. Okay, it was an afternoon show
Speaker 1: and Christian, you know, I just couldn't keep my little
Speaker 1: eyes open. Listen, Kelly, Christian, I fall asleep in the
Speaker 1: barber the barber's chair every time I get a haircut.
Speaker 1: Christian took a nap and on the train ended up
Speaker 1: in New South Wales and trouble is I live in Ringwood, Victoria.
Speaker 3: To the long way home that one.
Speaker 1: Christian I nodded off and the taxi woke up to
Speaker 1: a very polite police officer shaking me. The taxi driver
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. You don't call triple zero.
Speaker 1: I was someone to sleep in the back of my taxi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's all part of our service. Wake up, drunks.
Speaker 4: I don't see and waking up dress.
Speaker 3: Hugo, good morning, good morning, I'm good, Hugo.
Speaker 12: Welcome you now. I love your show, guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks you.
Speaker 1: You go in the morning, Oh blessure, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You go now, Hugo, where have you nodded off?
Speaker 12: This is probably close to twenty years ago. I nodded
Speaker 12: off in the dentist chair getting a root canal.
Speaker 3: No way, come on, it's terrifying, the fair the noise.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was fell asleep and actually thought I'd going unconscious.
Speaker 12: They were all pink and running around the room and
Speaker 12: swepping me around.
Speaker 7: The year.
Speaker 3: Working you like a speedball.
Speaker 1: Just about Hugo, great story, Thank you very much calling in.
Speaker 3: Have a good day.
Speaker 12: Yeah you two guys, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: Another fun efforts tomorrow. When were you slapped about? It
Speaker 1: was a different time. Maybe she'd do that as a
Speaker 1: week's theme of shows. It was a different time.
Speaker 3: Kate, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 10: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Kate, A lovely weekend, thanks for calling us.
Speaker 11: Welcome lovely to here you boy.
Speaker 13: We've been tuning in since day one. Absolutely love you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Kate. Now, Kate, where have you
Speaker 3: nodded off?
Speaker 11: So my husband and I went to a Counting Crows
Speaker 11: concert at the Palais and killed her and I reckon,
Speaker 11: we might.
Speaker 10: Have heard five minutes of it. We are absolutely.
Speaker 3: Young, are incredible.
Speaker 13: Oh look, I don't even think I heard mister Jones
Speaker 13: and me, and every time that either of us lifted
Speaker 13: our heads to wake up, our horrified friends were looking
Speaker 13: at us and just couldn't stay await. You know, the
Speaker 13: bleary eyes in my head, tongue out, probably drooling.
Speaker 3: Not a good look now, I'm telling me. Let's be honest. Now,
Speaker 3: how do you had a cover of drinks beforehand?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: But it was a big week, week longer, that's the one.
Speaker 13: Everybody else was starting and wanted to go home, and
Speaker 13: we're like no.
Speaker 1: We're oh yeah, second, it's got clubbing shots exactly.
Speaker 3: Kate, thank you very much and calling good on you guys.
Speaker 12: Thanks very much.
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Speaker 1: Right now, the nap map is here. We're trying to
Speaker 1: work out where in Australia. If you've nodded off fallen asleep.
Speaker 2: It's oh so quiet.
Speaker 1: Not when you're getting our tattoo, isn't. It's the most
Speaker 1: common thing that I'm seeing, really, people having tattoos and
Speaker 1: falling asleep. And there's someone who's had tattoos. It's noisy.
Speaker 3: There's someone's need. Dosn't your arm and it hurts?
Speaker 5: Isn'tful?
Speaker 1: You? Not?
Speaker 3: Really? The youant little burds.
Speaker 1: No, not if you're super tough like me, probably one
Speaker 1: of the toughest guys they ever do a radio show. Christian,
Speaker 1: my name is cow and didn't full of see my
Speaker 1: daughter did Queenstown. You've been there with your kids into
Speaker 1: the dark river jetboat ride. You're being thrown around constantly,
Speaker 1: soaked in gallons of water.
Speaker 3: I don't understand that one.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, Christian, I fell asleep getting a tattoo. This
Speaker 1: is on Hayden when he was twenty one. He was
Speaker 1: getting a decent sized tattoo of a dragon. Well, if
Speaker 1: you're going to get a dragon, get a decent size
Speaker 1: on the right side of his back. Dozed off for
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes. Wo Frank, another one fella sleep. We're
Speaker 1: getting a chast tattoo. Tattoo has had to wake me
Speaker 1: out to make sure I hadn't passed out. Christian, I
Speaker 1: fell asleep, but in Toronto and a basketball match between
Speaker 1: Utah Jazz and Toronto Raptors, all that stopped starting.
Speaker 3: I can't stay awake.
Speaker 1: I guess you want to be being the American football
Speaker 1: In September, Christian down him with my life, was pregnant
Speaker 1: with our first daughters, who went for the ultrasound check
Speaker 1: her out. And I took my wife to the ultrasun
Speaker 1: appointment and they were doing the answer sound.
Speaker 3: Suddenly the next thing I know is I just hear my.
Speaker 1: Own zash there After everything your wife's gonna do make
Speaker 1: a person, let post them out.
Speaker 3: You're nodding off at the ultra serd. That's the early days, Darren,
Speaker 3: you're a lightweight. Christian.
Speaker 1: I fell asleep at my sister's wedding. Oh oh, that
Speaker 1: Hams could fall out over something like that. Christian, I
Speaker 1: fell asleep having an MRI. There're so noisy in those things.
Speaker 3: Let's take one last called Wayne. Good morning, Wayne, Good morning.
Speaker 10: Push in the game. Would you believe I fell asleep
Speaker 10: while standing up in the train?
Speaker 1: No, quite incredible skills to do that. How so, Wayne,
Speaker 1: you're just obviously tired. The rhythm of it's all bobbing along.
Speaker 10: And I was on my way home from work. I
Speaker 10: had my hand through the well and no days the
Speaker 10: old strap, ye, And all of a sudden, my kind
Speaker 10: of legs gave out as I dropped off and and
Speaker 10: I swung basically into the lap of the ladies.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, Wayne, come on, Benny. No, Wayne, it's
Speaker 1: not okay. Oh the strap gave way. Sorry, madam, standing up?
Speaker 10: Come on, Wayne, I was more or less I was
Speaker 10: just hanging from my arm from the strap, kind of
Speaker 10: dangling train.
Speaker 1: Wayne, very funny. Thank you for showing your story mate.
Speaker 1: Have a good day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 1: Podcast, David, I can't share your story on air for
Speaker 1: his reasons, but I told her about it. It is
Speaker 1: some story. It is wild shocking. Yes, and we thought
Speaker 1: the d Angels some passengers on the night bus. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I've said too much.
Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 1: Today's something which is really gets people in a lot
Speaker 1: of trouble these days.
Speaker 3: The proper way to behave at a concert.
Speaker 1: You know, last week we were talking about sort of
Speaker 1: flying and the overhead locker and all the right etiquette
Speaker 1: and when to recline where not if it's short hauld domestic,
Speaker 1: are you reclining or not? I think it's just as
Speaker 1: fraud now, and there are a million different ways to
Speaker 1: carve it up. How we're meant to behave and not
Speaker 1: behave at a concert. Yeah, and I think we should
Speaker 1: break this down. Is two things that should get you
Speaker 1: thrown out immediately.
Speaker 3: Like it.
Speaker 1: I was recently in a concert a couple of months ago
Speaker 1: and someone facetimed the entire thing for some pin headed
Speaker 1: friend or relative.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's insane.
Speaker 1: This is so selfish, it's distracting. And then she keets
Speaker 1: swinging it around her own moonface.
Speaker 4: Game and what are they getting just like low blurry,
Speaker 4: can't hear it proper?
Speaker 1: And also about any constant you go to, No matter
Speaker 1: how great our phones are, when it's dark in there,
Speaker 1: the photos and videos are terrible terrible. You think you're
Speaker 1: getting amazing footage, you know, and then you show someone else.
Speaker 3: Actually, have you.
Speaker 4: Ever gone back and watched a video from a concert
Speaker 4: on terrible? Never? And it looks it doesn't work, does it?
Speaker 4: It doesn't capture, it looks, it looks bad, It looks terrible.
Speaker 3: And also you're always saying, oh, the seats are better
Speaker 3: than that of the.
Speaker 1: Night Patsy, what do you think about standing or not standing? Oh?
Speaker 7: The love God and I are very divided. In fact,
Speaker 7: we almost had a row about this last night. I
Speaker 7: think if you're at a concert, that gives you license
Speaker 7: to stand up, to dance, to clap, as long as
Speaker 7: you're within your space. You're at a concert, for heavy
Speaker 7: and sake, a rock concert.
Speaker 1: We're not in China. You've got to sit down or
Speaker 1: stuff like that. But I don't want to block somebody
Speaker 1: else's behind us.
Speaker 7: Thank it for that reason, he said, But what about
Speaker 7: the people behind you? And I said, yeah, but you
Speaker 7: know what, you're at a concert.
Speaker 4: You're at a concert.
Speaker 5: What do you expect.
Speaker 7: You're not at a symphony or at the ballet. You
Speaker 7: are at a rock concert.
Speaker 1: I start a moss, that's what I'm banned. Get a
Speaker 1: mospit gun on the front. There, guys just tear it
Speaker 1: up on the nutcracker.
Speaker 7: I definitely stand up at a concert if you don't
Speaker 7: like it too bad.
Speaker 8: I think it gives you license. At a rock contract.
Speaker 1: Adams, this is very enjoyable.
Speaker 8: Or some people give like a golf clap or just
Speaker 8: sit there like that. Rather, it's like you're at a
Speaker 8: rock get up.
Speaker 5: And enjoy it.
Speaker 4: I've seen you at a mosh's well, Patsy in those,
Speaker 4: she's just a lethal.
Speaker 1: You just tear it up at a Ramstone. That's at
Speaker 1: the sound check.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what I don't like though. When we
Speaker 7: were to Harry Styles, there's.
Speaker 3: A big list, so I don't know where we're going
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 8: No, there's one more.
Speaker 7: There were a couple of ladies sitting right next to
Speaker 7: us who I reckon went for a drink like around
Speaker 7: at the bar every single song, and so we had
Speaker 7: to get up.
Speaker 4: Then we had to get down with you.
Speaker 1: There needs to be some kind of ruling hit patch
Speaker 1: about getting up and to it or a bar like.
Speaker 8: And when you've got to go, you've got to go.
Speaker 7: But not as often, please ladies, because everyone had to
Speaker 7: stand up and then everyone had to sit down and
Speaker 7: then you know, move their jackets in their bags which
Speaker 7: were under their feet and stuff.
Speaker 3: It was just a shame at the footy as well.
Speaker 4: Yes, get a full tray of beers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to.
Speaker 1: Double part, but please can we all just sit down
Speaker 1: and watch it? It's only twenty five minutes. Watch some
Speaker 1: of you you kids.
Speaker 3: Should have gone before you left.
Speaker 1: Met your dad here, Riya, what do you think is
Speaker 1: the right on the wrong way to behave?
Speaker 4: I cannot stand people that talk through concerts.
Speaker 3: That you're right, it's not a place to catch up.
Speaker 4: No, it's not. And I never i ever like speak
Speaker 4: up for myself or anything like that in public, but
Speaker 4: I will tell people off. At Coachella, at Tapman Parlor,
Speaker 4: people were yapping.
Speaker 3: Through it looked at.
Speaker 4: I said, can you please stop talking? And they did
Speaker 4: not take it well. But I'm sorry. If you're at
Speaker 4: a concert, if you want.
Speaker 3: To catch up, that's really selfish and rude as well.
Speaker 1: Thank you, just go and if you want to catch up,
Speaker 1: but don't do it when there's and we're all here
Speaker 1: to watch the concert, not eavesdrop you guys.
Speaker 3: And another thing who says to mate, listen, we haven't
Speaker 3: seen each other? Yes, is it?
Speaker 1: Why don't we go and catch up at Coachella there's
Speaker 1: someone doing a set in the background.
Speaker 4: I'd also like to see a rule put in tall
Speaker 4: people at the back. I know, top people. I don't
Speaker 4: want to just see your hand.
Speaker 1: I want to see and some toollies make it worse
Speaker 1: where they put a hat on as well. That's another
Speaker 1: six inches mate, Come on, get to the back. They
Speaker 1: should have the tool section at the back. There especially
Speaker 1: no top hats. If you're already tell.
Speaker 3: Come on slash catch the back man.
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Speaker 1: What is the probable way to behave at a concept? Well,
Speaker 1: thanks to Yorkshire Tea were celebrating properness. One thousand dollars
Speaker 1: going to be given away in the next couple of minutes. Christian,
Speaker 1: I fell asleep at the Bolshoy Ballet. I'm not a
Speaker 1: ballet person, Christian, that's wrong, Don Christian if you want
Speaker 1: to stand at a concert, go to a mosh pit. Hey, ever,
Speaker 1: cons a mosh pit.
Speaker 3: Generals general ga are for those that want to sit.
Speaker 1: No, it's not thousands and thousands of people. There is music,
Speaker 1: it's Entertainment's made me enjoyed. You made it express yourself.
Speaker 1: Sat there like we're in a communist statement. Stay home, miserable,
Speaker 1: Git Christian, you've got a standard of rock concert. Hence
Speaker 1: you the word hence, by the way, Richard, hence eighteen
Speaker 1: months ago, age fifty nine, front row, Green Day. I
Speaker 1: went right to the front row so I could stand
Speaker 1: without being told to sit down by someone boring or
Speaker 1: standing for over eight hours. Hey, you're getting your fifties
Speaker 1: standing for a couple of hours. You should be winning
Speaker 1: some kind of award or something for the government. But
Speaker 1: it was worth it, that's from Richard. I went to Christian.
Speaker 1: I went to a Maroon five concert once. There was
Speaker 1: a present for my husband's birthday. We had the best seats.
Speaker 3: I'm in a bed for trying to calm.
Speaker 1: That's why Adam and living impression in front of us.
Speaker 1: There was this space at the top of the stairwell.
Speaker 1: This woman was just standing there. I waited light for
Speaker 1: one whole song and I went up to her and
Speaker 1: I said, how are you going to be just standing there?
Speaker 3: She said, I swear it's my friend.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't think so. And pay all this
Speaker 1: money to look at the back of your head? Did
Speaker 1: she move straight away? My husband was like, good on
Speaker 1: your babe. The whole concert was like, she's gonna throw
Speaker 1: something in the back.
Speaker 3: She didn't.
Speaker 1: When did it become so contentious gonna see live music?
Speaker 1: It didn't used to be like this, did it. And
Speaker 1: if you look at concert footage back in the day,
Speaker 1: from ten to twenty years ago, people have stood summer,
Speaker 1: sat down.
Speaker 3: It was all okay.
Speaker 1: They were not fights breaking out or people worried about
Speaker 1: being throwing things by the back of their head. Christian
Speaker 1: Alicia here from Sydney. My concert nogo is people in
Speaker 1: a mos pit filming horizontally. You're taking it too much,
Speaker 1: viewing real estate right from the people behind you. Now
Speaker 1: we're all watching your phone screen. Please hands together emoji.
Speaker 1: Well used there, Alicia, Please film vertically. That is a
Speaker 1: great original take. I love that money. Come on in Hello, Hello.
Speaker 14: Descending order. That's how believe concert should be seated. The
Speaker 14: giraffe at the back and the garden names at the front.
Speaker 2: Like me, I will I will.
Speaker 14: Wear a double jacket. I will double jacket it up
Speaker 14: if I need to, so I can use one of
Speaker 14: the booster seat.
Speaker 3: It makes you take a.
Speaker 1: Big like puffer jacket, a double jacket to use it
Speaker 1: as a boost to seat genius.
Speaker 14: Oh yes, and it includes a football and conseert. I
Speaker 14: went to an Angels contert at the palais which is
Speaker 14: all sit down, which was the worst thing. So yeah,
Speaker 14: we down and watch that. So I need a little
Speaker 14: boost to seat for that too, and that.
Speaker 1: Just these as well. People use the aisles now as
Speaker 1: a dancing sort of space.
Speaker 14: My line in sight.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Matthew here. Thanks morning Matthew, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning team.
Speaker 3: There are we going good?
Speaker 12: I had to go hey, PSA for anyone attending any
Speaker 12: any concert anywhere.
Speaker 10: If you decide to leave the room or the arena
Speaker 10: or wherever the performance is happening, that's fine, but you
Speaker 10: don't get to come back to your seat until the
Speaker 10: song is finished.
Speaker 4: Like you need to get up, go to.
Speaker 10: The toilet, go and grab a drink.
Speaker 1: Boy, it's fine, but you're not interrupting my viewing and
Speaker 1: making me getting up and down in the middle of
Speaker 1: a song because you want to come back in great hod.
Speaker 3: Youre right, that should be the ruling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go to the toilet heath and you
Speaker 1: can't go back in the middle of the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait the other thing as well, when it really annoys me,
Speaker 1: right when they yell. I remember seeing Springsteen a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. Some drunken eedy behind me yelled from
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: To Born to Run. He's going to do Born to Run.
Speaker 1: He's not going to forget and the only way is
Speaker 1: to remember because some bozo from Southern Line and he
Speaker 1: can he can even hear.
Speaker 3: You up there.
Speaker 1: There's twenty five thousand of us. He's going to don't
Speaker 1: worry aboute He's got four hours to go.
Speaker 3: He's going to do all your favorite songs.
Speaker 1: He's probably going to do Bond to Run, Holding to Run.
Speaker 1: All right, Matthew, I'm going to make you today's winner.
Speaker 1: I think that's a great ruling. You just picked up
Speaker 1: one thousand.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Oh thanks for Yorkshire t Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, Matthew.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: We have really stirred something up about this whole standing
Speaker 1: or sitting down at concerts.
Speaker 3: I almost feel bad.
Speaker 1: In a way, but people are sort of still arguing
Speaker 1: with themselves minutes.
Speaker 3: They're sort of involving me in argument.
Speaker 1: I'm not part of it, but I think somebody said
Speaker 1: this is that someone said, no, well they want to
Speaker 1: see a concert recently, and someone's wearing a really big hat.
Speaker 1: I think you should have to pay more. If you
Speaker 1: want to bring a big hand, then you have to
Speaker 1: have a big hat tax. That's the fairest work. Oh
Speaker 1: you should buy the people behind you to drinks. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like this, that's fair enough. Okay, all right, it's
Speaker 1: get into today's mishard lyrics.
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Speaker 3: We have no choice, James, all right.
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Speaker 5: Book some match girls, how not run around?
Speaker 1: Now? Okay, now there's some pete good luck. This Sunday,
Speaker 1: you're doing the Sydney Mouth and you and an incredible
Speaker 1: forty thousand other runners, big run and I know you've
Speaker 1: done it before.
Speaker 3: It must be incredible to run over the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 6: It's because it starts in North Sydney and you go
Speaker 6: over the bridge. That's one of the first they say.
Speaker 6: It's the most iconic thing to really do if you're
Speaker 6: on a marathon. Because last year there was representatives I
Speaker 6: guess from one hundred and fifty countries and this is
Speaker 6: a lot of people flying in and they're all starting
Speaker 6: to arrive this week to run across the Sydney Harbor.
Speaker 3: Bridge and you finish at the Opera House to fish
Speaker 3: at the Opera House.
Speaker 6: So I think the hardest part is in the sort
Speaker 6: of Randwick area is probably where it's the most like,
Speaker 6: there's not that stimulation and you really really start to struggle.
Speaker 3: But I've got droops bumps just thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh, way to throw shade of all our new listeners
Speaker 1: in Ramwick. Sorry, there's enough visious stimulation here.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Actually that's exact que man.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean this is a Fellas seat during the
Speaker 1: odysseeat What do you want from old Ramwick?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry peep show.
Speaker 4: Also, have they done a distance check because Sydney Opera
Speaker 4: Sydney Harbor Bridge to Opera House. I don't reckon. That's
Speaker 4: forty two k's a couple.
Speaker 6: We go along along to a lot of areas, more
Speaker 6: centennial park bits and pieces.
Speaker 3: Shure you have just taken e entered a five K
Speaker 3: fund run.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not doing the same.
Speaker 3: The Kenyons can.
Speaker 6: I just say though, because there's people flying in from
Speaker 6: all over the country, they're all starting to arrive. And
Speaker 6: welcome to all the international visitors that are arriving into
Speaker 6: this country for this weekend.
Speaker 3: I mean this is the biggest you like the Mayor
Speaker 3: of Sydney.
Speaker 1: Sorry, welcome international signatories straight to God. I am your
Speaker 1: unofficial mayor. Sit you down in turn Peach, a forty
Speaker 1: two year old intern.
Speaker 3: You know right, You're right, I'm going to remember. It's
Speaker 3: not my moment, but it is everyone's moment on the way.
Speaker 3: I think it's incredible what you're doing, mate, And so
Speaker 3: what is this suite. You've obviously done all your big training. Yep, yep.
Speaker 6: So a couple of little shakeout, really light jogs this week.
Speaker 6: I sent a message to a friend last night, I said,
Speaker 6: what do I do?
Speaker 3: What do I do? Just with the food, lots of water.
Speaker 6: I'm seeing a physio today for a bit of a
Speaker 6: rub down and make sure I'm.
Speaker 3: That's every Monday, isn't it that.
Speaker 5: Well, Yeah, yep, that's that's true.
Speaker 3: That's Broadway place you go to cash only. Yeah, Robins,
Speaker 3: I'm doing yep.
Speaker 6: I'm doing a sound bath on Saturday, and I'm at
Speaker 6: this sound bath is going to put the fire in
Speaker 6: my stomach, which is.
Speaker 1: Hopefully there's no toilet so the first five k the marathon.
Speaker 6: Literally, but can I just have a moment here, just
Speaker 6: for the organizers of this, someone has had a bit
Speaker 6: of an intern peat moment themselves in the metal making department,
Speaker 6: so we all get a metal at the end of
Speaker 6: the race and on it. They have put the most
Speaker 6: incredible design on the back of it, which has got
Speaker 6: the Opera House, it's got Centennial Park, the Harbor Brook
Speaker 6: from Born.
Speaker 3: They're nothing there.
Speaker 6: However, Alliant Stadium is there and it's a very iconic
Speaker 6: stadium here in Sydney. Right However, someone has made a
Speaker 6: bit of a booboo and they actually used the Alliant
Speaker 6: Stadium from Munich in Germany.
Speaker 3: Not to see kidding me? Someone so on every single medal,
Speaker 3: forty thousand of them. Wait, someone, you reckon they've used AI.
Speaker 6: Honestly, someone is having a meeting today or a very
Speaker 6: stern email. I've got actual I've got to read the
Speaker 6: last little bit of statement because the Cydney Marathon had
Speaker 6: to release a statement because they just couldn't hide it.
Speaker 3: In the end, you may.
Speaker 6: Also be where there's a little bit of an international
Speaker 6: flavor that has found its way onto the back of
Speaker 6: finisher's medal with an incorrect deception at the stadium.
Speaker 3: We're not going to run from it.
Speaker 6: It was an unfortunate area through certain blah blahlah blah blah,
Speaker 6: mostly in good humor, but honestly, I just thought.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that incredible, So.
Speaker 5: I guess maybe it's going to be like I just thought.
Speaker 3: You're going to get Yes, the Opera House said, what's
Speaker 3: that there? Oh that's in Munich. So the international people
Speaker 3: you were just welcoming earlier, that's.
Speaker 4: The Brandon Bembridge.
Speaker 5: It's one of those. Yeah, I guess, you know, like
Speaker 5: a collector's edition.
Speaker 3: Oh no, definitely know for sure.
Speaker 1: The collect edition of the guy got fired. Who ever
Speaker 1: did it clean it on the way out.
Speaker 3: Mate.
Speaker 1: Now, Pete, here's something i'd like to do, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So you got forty two k's and I'm guessing you know,
Speaker 1: because the marathon is an incredible feat of enjoyance that
Speaker 1: you've done before you do it again, and fair play
Speaker 1: for you and everyone else who's going to be doing
Speaker 1: it as well, and the Melbourne Mouth and as well
Speaker 1: in October as well.
Speaker 3: It's a remarkable thing to do.
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing like it at various moments during it,
Speaker 1: you know, physically and mentally it must be very hard
Speaker 1: to remind you stuff, why am I doing this? This
Speaker 1: is really hard? So if you're up for this, Pete,
Speaker 1: I thought for every single K. So you got forty
Speaker 1: two k's, you can be running. You dedicate every one
Speaker 1: of the ks to one of our listeners.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: So every time you finish a K, we're going to
Speaker 1: have a microphone on you. You'll say the name of
Speaker 1: that listener. And so as you're going, you'll know when
Speaker 1: you get into like twenty eight or twenty nine cage,
Speaker 1: you'll know you're doing it from Judith in black Town
Speaker 1: or Terry and Craigieburn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so personalize.
Speaker 5: It, Okay, I know, I'm absolute yeah for this.
Speaker 3: This is great.
Speaker 1: So what I'm thinking is because otherwise, how are you
Speaker 1: going to know all these names?
Speaker 3: Forty two names? You write them on the inside of
Speaker 3: your arm tattoo. I was just thinking that maybe I
Speaker 3: could do that. I'm not going to tattoo themously, no,
Speaker 3: but just ink them.
Speaker 4: But they'll get sweaty. Maybe we do have to do
Speaker 4: a tattoos. They'll run. He'll be sweaty in the heat
Speaker 4: doing forty two k Is he kidding?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: Tattoo tattoo any one by now?
Speaker 3: Or a long sleeved T shirt with the Britain on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I get I think a long sleeve T
Speaker 6: shirt and we can get them sort of printed on there.
Speaker 1: We can have various people along the route that hand
Speaker 1: you an a four piece of paper and kateboard.
Speaker 3: You love a clipboard? You love a clipboard? Do you
Speaker 3: love alp? But then the.
Speaker 1: Commentation and going now this is a guy with the clipboard.
Speaker 1: Man used to be shouting humans' names out every k.
Speaker 1: Oh God, all right, tomorrow morning we start giving the
Speaker 1: k's away. You can sponsor a k on Pete's Mouth
Speaker 1: and race this weekend.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Good Latch.
Speaker 1: Everyone who's running the city mouth on this weekend and
Speaker 1: all their family and friends are lining the route.
Speaker 3: Two hundred thousand people.
Speaker 1: Expected to line the route, although accord to Pete thet
Speaker 1: this year, for some reason, there's two k. It's a
Speaker 1: cost of crisis, you know. I can't afford to have
Speaker 1: the heart of the full mouth and issue and just
Speaker 1: do a quick lap over the bridge and hit the showers.
Speaker 1: Guys have a dodgy medal. Christian, what about a bend
Speaker 1: sticker stuck on the front and back. He's a he's
Speaker 1: a running billboard for several hours show.
Speaker 3: It sounds really up for that. It should be pushing
Speaker 3: a bin promoting the show. You know what, You're right,
Speaker 3: You're right, I will. You have done that for your
Speaker 3: old show. You're right, all right, I'll do it. I'll
Speaker 3: do it. Well, yeah we will.
Speaker 1: Christian get Pete a lanyard with a plastic card pocket
Speaker 1: holder with the names on it. If they're written upside down,
Speaker 1: but just so lucky and good of the names are
Speaker 1: written upside down, so he holds it up.
Speaker 3: But I'm just wondered about it. If you're going to start
Speaker 3: running into peoper and that's no, that's quite smart. I've
Speaker 3: got forty two names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, unless you have your phone on you are
Speaker 1: you've actually your phone on it. I'll just call you
Speaker 1: every cage to mind you who this one is dedicated
Speaker 1: to for the shout out.
Speaker 6: You know what, maybe we have the ultimate listener because
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be wearing an Apple Watch. That could and
Speaker 6: I give them my number and they could text because
Speaker 6: you can track my runnel on the way on the
Speaker 6: Sydney Marathon.
Speaker 3: App. I'm great. I was going to ask.
Speaker 1: I want people to do that because I'm sure there'll
Speaker 1: be people that want to cheer you along the way
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: So maybe, just maybe, and I'll be.
Speaker 1: Arriving just as you're finishing on flow All flying into
Speaker 1: Sydney this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm happy to buy you.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I'm guessing you're going to want a calp
Speaker 1: heavy dinner afterwards.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've booked into the Lord Roberts Hotel in Darlinghurst.
Speaker 6: I've got booked a big table there so everyone can free.
Speaker 6: Oh you know this is a public invite right now.
Speaker 6: I guess we're going to get.
Speaker 3: On the beers optimistic a big table. Who's it for, like,
Speaker 3: just anyone that wants to come right.
Speaker 1: Lovely sight there with his little medal flashing it around.
Speaker 3: Oh, the medal will be worn all week next week,
Speaker 3: so you're aware around right.
Speaker 1: If you do that, you should do all right. So
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