DLUTI 223 - Weird Places: Coral Castle To A Bottomless Bathtub
This week, Doug goes to Miami, Jason diagnoses some Earth bacne, Matt joins a "religion", and Mike gets in to real estate.
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1 SPEAKER_06: Are we recording?
Yeah, welcome.
SPEAKER_05: Jesus dream next to it.
SPEAKER_09: Jesus shit.
I'm on one.
SPEAKER_06: Welcome to Mud Butt Podcast.
Why Mud Butt?
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Spider.
Did we put it there?
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Mud Butt Water.
Do what do you want?
SPEAKER_06: Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet.
The internet horror comedy podcast is featuring yours
truly, the likes of Douglas.
SPEAKER_09: I don't think Mike wants to be here.
Oh no, he told me.
Yeah, no, Mike told me he doesn't want to be here.
Matt.
New York knew me, baby.
SPEAKER_06: And me.
The guy who doesn't want to be here.
Obviously.
Drew Carey.
SPEAKER_05: Drew here.
SPEAKER_06: Drew Carey.
Today, first off, no housekeeping because same day,
same recording, neater neater.
Yeah.
We're talking about part two.
Yeah, but electric bike.
SPEAKER_09: Electric bike loo?
SPEAKER_07: That you gotta do something with that.
That's a great word.
That's such such a good word.
SPEAKER_06: Too late, too bicycle.
Um, today we're talking about just like weird places, just in
general, just strange places around the world.
I I have one that I stumbled across, and I I did not think I
would ever find a way to be able to get fit this into an episode.
So I was like, hey boys, I really want to put the thing I
found jettison or uh jam your so I could put force in my stupid
thing that I found that I thought was really funny.
Yes.
And so I was like, hey boys, I just want y'all to find just a
weird place on earth.
It can be a building, it could be a building, it could be a
location, it could be uh uh a fucking park, it could be
whatever.
Just give me a strange place that you found location on
earth.
That's weird, yeah.
So let's let's give it a good old starty off.
Uh Doug, you look like a man who wants to talk.
SPEAKER_08: Oh boy, I guess.
Uh okay.
Um so when I was looking at places, Mike showed me his and I
was like, dang, that's that's pretty good.
I don't know how he's gonna talk about it for more than like five
whole seconds, but it's pretty good.
So I was searching and I was like, man, I want to find a
place that just like shouldn't like technically exist, like
something that just feels like it shouldn't have ever been
made.
So of course, of course, that led me to the great state of
Florida.
Of course, yeah.
SPEAKER_03: All roads lead back to Florida.
SPEAKER_08: I I found a place called the Coral Castle.
Coral kind of outside um it's kind of outside of Miami a
little bit.
Um, in a place called Homestead Florida.
And why this place is cool is because there's a giant stone
structure.
Yes, they have cars there.
Um and uh that's why it's cool.
SPEAKER_09: That's the only cool thing about it.
SPEAKER_02: There's a gigantic NASCAR racetrack there.
SPEAKER_03: The NASCAR championship race was there
every year for like 25 years.
I've been there.
Hell yeah, dude.
Legitimately homestead, Florida.
SPEAKER_08: Stone structure.
I'll I'll let you guys laugh that out.
Um, created by a single guy, and uh his name was Edward
Leedskalin.
Leadscallin?
I don't know.
It's spelled weird, I don't really care.
But um, it took him three decades to build this thing, and
it's recognized uh for like its engineering achievements and
like the mystery of how it was actually constructed.
So basically, it's this big stone thing.
I don't even know.
It's like a it's a type of limestone, and all of the pieces
that this guy built, um, he did by himself, and he was basically
moving like one-ton pieces of rock by himself into it.
Yes, so uh basically this guy was uh a stonemason born in 1887
in Latvia, and uh after being left by his fiancee um shortly
before their wedding, he migrated or immigrated to the
United States and eventually settled in South Florida in the
early 1920s, where he began building this coral castle as a
tribute to his lost love, uh, referring to her as his sweet
16.
I I don't know how I feel about that sentence.
So we're gonna skip over that.
Back, that's a bad I don't know, I don't know the laws in Latvia.
SPEAKER_06: So um, yeah, I I enjoy how he's in Latvia, got
broken up with, and he's like, I guess I'll go to Florida, build
castle in the 1800s.
I'm going to Miami.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Miami.
Yeah, where are you?
SPEAKER_08: I don't know, I don't know how that all worked
out.
But basically, he spent 28 years creating this site.
Uh, he largely worked alone, and by his own account, he just used
simple tools and his understanding of leverage and
weight to move uh shape and massive stones.
So uh it's the coral castle is constructed from ulytic
limestone, which is often mischaracterized as coral.
Um, this complex consists of like 1100 tons of stone arranged
into walls, carvings, furniture, uh structural elements, uh,
without mortar, and then uh relying solely on the weight of
the precision fit of the pieces to like pieces stand.
That's a lot of that's a lot of weight.
Um, so it's a perimeter, it has a perimeter wall uh with all
uniformly tall stones.
It's uh there's a two-story tower uh that serves as his
living quarters or did.
Um there's stone furniture such as rockers, beds, a heart-shaped
table, a Florida-shaped table, and he actually made a sundial
and a Polaris telescope that align with the North Star.
Um there's a nine-ton rotating stone gate that once moved with
minimal effort due to like this bearing system that he created.
Um yeah, it doesn't move no more.
Um, but uh yeah, so basically, uh the methods that he used to
quarry, carve, move, and precisely position these
enormous stones um have long fascinated observers.
And he claimed to understand those principles uh that they
used to build the ancient pyramids and uh basically used
documented evidence and like historical photographs um that
suggested that basically he relied on just basic mechanical
tools like pulleys and winches and tripods and like a block and
tackle system.
Um he primarily worked at night and rarely discussed his like
techniques and myths and speculations uh about like
supernatural abilities and magnetic forces and stuff uh
kind of grew around the site when it uh when he was building.
Um observers at the time reported seeing stones moved
with seemingly like little effort.
One of the big myths is that he discovered a form of
anti-gravity, and according to this legend, he knew that the
same like it was the same secret they used on the pyramids.
I have a clue.
Alright, I'll I'll finish this off.
I'm almost done.
So basically, local stories claim that children were or
children, children were spying on him and essentially saw these
flaunt like floating stones um just like floating around like
balloons.
Um, and of course, there's no photographs or physical evidence
to support this, but the story persists uh because of the
craziness that is the coral castle.
Um so there is another myth closely related to uh magnet
like a magnetic levitation.
Um basically he was he was super interested in magnetism, and he
actually published uh several small pamphlets about it called
uh something called magnetic current.
And this led to claims that he used powerful magnetic fields to
lift multi-ton blocks.
Um, some versions suggest that he created a like primitive
electromagnetic device, uh, and others claim that he tapped into
the Earth's natural magnetics um to help him do this.
Um, and I guess there's a lot of claims that like people's uh
like electronics when they're at the Groel Castle uh like are
going wacky and shit like that.
Um that being said, he built this, he built this in uh South
Florida, and then after uh he passed, they literally uprooted
the whole thing and then placed it in Homestead, Florida.
It's really strange.
I don't know why they too heavy.
Yeah, yeah, too heavy.
Yeah, so uh last myth is that it's uh a coded machine.
Um, and basically they think that it's like a big device that
encodes lost scientific knowledge.
Um people say that because it's got a polar a Polaris, a line
telescope, a moon fountain, and a geometric layout, uh it's
evident that the castle is more than art or architecture.
Uh, and some further uh and like go further to suggest that it
predicts like eclipses, disasters, cosmic cycles.
Um, there's no consistent decoding that's ever been
demonstrated from that place, but you know, people love to
make shit up.
So but yeah, that's that's the coral castle.
SPEAKER_06: Isn't that just the isn't that the general feeling
of the podcast?
People like to make shit up.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Welcome to the looting.
SPEAKER_07: Oh god, for people making shit up.
Yeah, I'm so happy people are comfortable lying on the
internet because we would not be here today if they weren't.
SPEAKER_06: Where did you lie?
SPEAKER_07: Slap that on the turf.
SPEAKER_06: People like to make shit up.
SPEAKER_08: Oh god.
SPEAKER_07: Everything on the internet is true, so just
remember that.
Would you guys like to hear about the the the Namibian fairy
circles?
Uh I put a picture of what I'm talking about in the Discord for
anyone who wants to look at it.
No, so in uh Namibia, in Africa, there is a picture of land.
Huh?
SPEAKER_08: In Lemuria?
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Lemuria.
I'm sorry, I pronounced that wrong.
That's my fault.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Um, there's this area in uh pretty desolate part of Namibia
where you can find all of these like barren circles, like no
vegetation, even in the midst of a bunch of like springfall
vegetation in the desert, it's just these very barren circles,
and they're perfectly circular, which is strange because to
quote Prometheus, God doesn't build in straight lines or
polygons.
Um, unless he's drunk, I guess.
Well, maybe God was drunk for this one.
Um, so for over 50 years, different uh parties,
ecologists, scientists from all over the world have studied and
debated the mystery of the Namib Desert fairy circles or circular
patches that contain no vegetation whatsoever.
Uh, mostly barren grass.
They've spread over the co over 1100 uh miles in the grasslands
of South Africa.
Um despite the whimsical name, fairy rings, uh, it actually
refers to rot, if we're being honest.
Um, the fairy rings uh apparently point to a certain
level of rot within these circles to where nothing can
grow because as soon as it starts, it dies.
There's there's a few different theories on what this is
actually linked to.
Uh and one of those looks to blame termites for these dry
patches.
However, termites don't I they don't respect borders, I guess,
is a good way of saying that.
If there's something for them to eat, they're gonna fucking they
will devour it.
They don't respect pronouns.
They don't, they they don't give a shit about your pronouns and
they don't like foreigners.
Um find the line, Mike.
Um but so the one of the major theories about these is these
termites, however, they haven't discovered a termite colony to
actually like prove this.
And so when you walk out into this again, 1100 miles of random
ass dead patches all across the deserts, um, with no
explanation.
And a lot of the locals in the area have started giving meaning
to it because science apparently is falling very short on
describing why the fuck this is happening.
I mean, I we've had a lot of science around the whole thing,
however, not enough science, not even close to enough science in
uh when it comes to the actual uh myth of these fairy circles,
they are thought to be either the place where uh of like a
prophet or somebody incredibly holy of the gods has spoken or
deemed um very important, or the other explanation is that these
are footprints from an actual deity that watches over this
land.
And apparently, each year the number of these circles either
increases or widens in size, meaning more surface area of
this area of the desert tend to get taken over.
And the culture or the local customs and the myths in the
area say this is proof that there's a deity watching over uh
this desert area, making sure the people that live there maybe
this is just the earth's back and it's just got real bad back
me, and we just need to reach out.
SPEAKER_06: No, that's God, dude.
Bless us, God's that's god right there.
SPEAKER_03: Put some god over.
SPEAKER_07: That's fucking god, dude.
There's been a ton of scientific tests in these different uh
these different barren patches, and honestly, there's no
conclusive evidence to whether like to what is causing it.
Um, there's theories, they've disproven the termite theory,
they've tried to explain how competing.
Well, then why bring it up, Jason?
Because it was a theory at one point in time, and it would have
made sense if it worked, but it didn't.
Uh, the different types of grasses competing for dominance.
That's another theory that's out there that's kind of been
disproven.
Yo, war me there's fucking grass wars, dude.
SPEAKER_06: War Senate and Republic do a thing.
SPEAKER_07: Grass war dog.
The types of grasses that are tested in these areas
technically should grow together no problem.
There should be no reason for a dead patch.
Um, they've tested salt levels to see if these areas have just
have been retaining more salt than they should be and thus
killing the earth, and they can't determine that either.
And so there's really no like definitive answer for what these
things are.
And so when it comes to culture and myths in the area,
especially with the people that live in this area, those are
like the most dominant beliefs is that this area is holy, this
area is dominated by the gods that walk here, even if we can't
see them.
And it's all put into proof through the footprints which are
on the ground.
SPEAKER_06: I'd be pissed if my the only proof of a god is
circles in a desert.
It's not it's not them curing a cancer or preventing hunger.
It's just yeah, it's just circles in a desert.
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but yeah, this is this has dumped many people
for a long fucking time.
No one actually quite knows why these patches are barren.
SPEAKER_06: Um, it's very cool too because these these fairy
patches are all over the world, which is interesting.
There's a bunch of Ireland.
There's a bunch in Ireland where they're just like what they're
doing.
SPEAKER_07: There are uh those are the so those are known as
the fairy rings.
I think they are connected simply because it does have to
do with like a different growth pattern, um different colors,
just like different soil compositions, stuff like that.
I think there is a scientific explanation here, however, the
fact that we've done science for 60 fucking years and have not
been able to figure it out.
That's they did the science.
SPEAKER_03: Alright, I got something that there's gonna be
a lot of people who are listening to this that know more
about it than I do, and you know what?
That's that's okay.
But my thing is I started on Google Maps, and I was like,
what are some weird shits that you can see from Google Maps?
And one of the weird shits that you can see from Google Maps is
called trementina, I think that's how you pronounce that
base.
And when you first look at it on the Google maps, you're gonna
see some weird fucking circles with some like bowtie triangle
sh shits in them, and it's like some squiggly lines, and a long
airstrip.
And it turns out what this be is some Scientology shit.
So Termentina Base is the common name for uh property that the
church that's actually owned by the Church of Spiritual
Technology, with this is a Scientology uh associated
nonprofit that is dedicated to archiving all of L.
Ron Hubbard's works.
So um basically the Church of Spiritual Technology has been
around since like the 90s, and the the person that heads it is
not actually a Scientologist, but they're somebody that they
hired to like deal with the IRS to like make sure that they
didn't actually have to pay taxes or anything.
But everybody else that works for uh the Church of Spiritual
Technology is a Scientologist.
So basically, what they do is they have a bunch of properties
all around the country where they be keeping copies and
originals of anything and everything to do with L.
Ron Hubbard.
So this particular base exists to archive writings, films, and
recordings for future generations, and they do this by
engraving a bunch of it onto stainless steel plates and then
sticking a bunch of it inside of titanium capsules, and then all
of those titanium capsules are stuck in underground vaults that
are built into the mountain that this thing is built into the
side of.
And apparently, all of it is in like this gigantic bunker that
is supposed to be meant to be able to s like survive a nuclear
blast.
SPEAKER_07: And I almost bought a fucking nuke bunker for eleven
thousand dollars.
It could survive five nuclear blasts.
SPEAKER_03: And you were gonna put every you were gonna put
copies and transcripts of every episode of diluting in it is
where you're oh that's the why else would I buy it?
Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_07: I don't know why I would do that unless I did that.
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
Um, so the other things that you would need to build to keep up
with this would be you need a bunch of random tunnels, and
then you would have to actually build private dwellings on top
of all that, because there's a bunch of that going on here.
So there's a bunch of structures that are actually built on top
of this mountain where people who work for the church live,
and then there's a gigantic airstrip, which apparently
services the base.
So there's so much shit or so many people going in and out of
this place that they need their own private airstrip.
Nobody, as far as I can tell, that isn't actually affiliated
with the church has like actually been able to get in
here and make any documented evidence of what is supposedly
happening.
Most of what actually goes on here comes secondhand from
previous church members.
Um but the other the thing that you'll notice about this if you
look it up on Google Maps is that there's a bunch of symbols
and shit that are etched in the mountain, like I mentioned,
there's like these two big circles.
And apparently, according to ex-scientology members, what
these are actually there for is so that when the spirit of El
Ron Hubbard or uh like returns to Earth later, he can find his
way back.
And also, later in the future, whenever a bunch of members of
church get launched into space somewhere and they need to be
able to come back to Earth and figure out where to land, they
can use this as a marking to figure out where on Earth to
return to.
So there that is.
SPEAKER_09: Fascinating.
SPEAKER_03: But uh apparently, like the actual explanation,
official explanation for this is it's just a gigantic archival
bunker that they've spent millions and millions of dollars
on to archive all of Elron Hubbard's writings and videos
and all that sorts of shit.
SPEAKER_07: So it's like an almost fucking seed doomsday
vault, but for bullshit.
SPEAKER_06: I can almost guarantee Tom Cruise paid for
this entire thing.
Probably.
SPEAKER_08: There's probably so much of his firm in that place.
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
Would he be able to if it's I don't know?
There's there's rules about their tax exempt status.
I mean, I guess it's a donation.
SPEAKER_07: Because he reached the right level.
SPEAKER_03: Right.
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, is he a level 9,000 wizard or whatever yet?
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, is he is he a grand pooba or grand dragon or
whatever the fuck?
Yeah, be careful with that one, Chief.
SPEAKER_03: Grand Dragon D's nuts, am I right?
But yeah, when everybody die on the planet dies and then all our
spirits return from space or whatever the fuck.
This is where all of our celestial children will go to
learn all about the teachings of go learn to be the worst white
people.
SPEAKER_06: That'll be great.
SPEAKER_03: No, that's that's the DHS training facility,
Michael.
unknown: Right.
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, that's Trementinabis.
SPEAKER_06: That's cool.
I I like those.
There's it's this is is it isn't like particularly like this, but
I like those other mysteries where there's like carvings or
like figures carved into the side of mountains that are just
like, what the fuck is this?
I I really enjoy those type of mysteries because it's love
crafty as shit.
SPEAKER_07: I love that shit.
Yeah, I can't remember.
SPEAKER_08: There's something about like this big piece of
wood carving that's like 20,000 years old or some shit.
I wanted to talk about, but it wasn't really a place, it's just
like a piece of wood that shouldn't exist because of how
old it is.
I don't know, I'd have to look it up.
I'd have to I can't remember.
I just briefly was looking at it when I was trying to find a
topic.
It was kind of cool though.
SPEAKER_03: I was talking about Google Maps, and one of the most
interesting things that anybody can do on Google Maps is dig
around in North Korea.
Apparently, there's like an entire community of people who
just like spend all their time on satellite imagery looking at
North Korea and trying to figure out what things are used for.
So if you go to Wikim Wikimappia.org, that's
W-I-K-I-M-A-P-I-A.org, there's lots of information about
different places in North Korea.
So you can go um check out Pyongyang, you can look at a
bunch of buildings in Pyongyang, and then if you click on things,
there's like descriptions of what each building is used for,
or at least what people's best theory or what it's used for.
You can leave comments on things.
Um I'm not gonna spend a whole lot of time here.
It's really fun.
Go here and dig around.
There's a lot of crazy shit.
Um, but one of the one thing that I've been seeing a lot of
YouTube videos about lately is the like prison camps in North
Korea, which there's a lot of really fucked up stories about
those.
And those videos are super interesting if you want to go
check them out.
Uh shout out to Johnny Harris on YouTube.
He makes really high quality content.
He did a North Korea video where he talks about this map stuff uh
recently that's actually really good.
But what I will leave everybody off with is if you go to
wikimappia.org and dig around in North Korea for a while, you'll
find camp 18.
If you click on camp 18, it'll load the description in the
contents.
And it just says the description just says uh puk Chang
internment camp.
But the top the top comment, the first comment is prisoner 864.
One day I forgot to masturbate to my government provided
picture of Deer Leader, and they sent me to this fucking
internment camp.
This place is way too strict.
I said I would do it twice on Sunday, but no, straight to the
Puck Chang internment camp.
SPEAKER_07: I I I wish I knew for a fact that that was satire.
SPEAKER_03: And then the person underneath them gets really
upset about about them being like, Oh, don't you think it's
inappropriate to the victims here?
SPEAKER_06: So sorry.
So, what I'm what I'm talking about here is 8800 Blue Lick
Road.
Now, in 2020, a tweet by a uh Jenny Jaff, I believe the last
name is, went viral saying, tour in 3D, try find, try and find
the bathtub.
Enjoy.
And she posted this with a link to a real estate 3D house tour.
The house looks basically like a hoarder's wet dream.
There is shit fucking everywhere.
But the worst house I've ever fucking seen.
If you take the time to look at the fine details, you'll find
things like a bathroom with two toilets right next to each
other, a literal pallets full of monster energy, a box label, a
box labeled Have a New Husband, and another box next to it
labeled Perfect Skin.
You'll find old family photos from what look like the 80s, but
there's a mini, and I love this about this person.
There's a mini like library filled with books and DVDs, like
an entire room dedicated to just books and DVDs, basically.
Is there a legit Dan Rather in here too?
What the faby?
What about you look?
The more you look, the weirder the shit is.
And this is a legit house.
It was on the market.
I I don't know if it was sold or not, but it was on the market.
SPEAKER_03: Are these the reality pictures?
SPEAKER_06: I'll tell you all this information.
There is a legit, there's a fire exit, and on this a fire exit is
a sign that says no escape this way.
There is a room literally filled with porn.
Literally filled with porn.
SPEAKER_07: Oh shit, I'm going the wrong way.
SPEAKER_06: And then there is the deepest, biggest bathtub
ever made.
The bathtub is easily four to five feet deep, and it is the
width of the whole fucking room.
It is a legit bathtub room.
I'm gonna get back to that bathtub in a moment here, okay?
There's a link in the Patreon chat for those who are listening
that aren't patrons.
Uh at if you go to maple at morning.com or you just Google
8800 Blue Lick Road, you will this will be the first link that
pops up.
But this person, the the original 3D um walk around tour
was removed by the realtor company.
This person, this maple person, they uploaded and basically
preserved the original tour.
So this is the only place you can find the actual tour without
it being just like a YouTube video.
Um, so disgusting.
The house seems endless.
It's like a fucking far does this go?
It keeps going.
It's so it keeps going big.
It's so big.
It became a game online.
People made this into a video game where it's a scavenger hunt
style game, and there's speed runs of people trying to find
this bathtub that I mentioned.
That is the game.
The goal is to find the bathtub.
Yes, and that's the game I want all of you to play is find the
bathtub.
As you're trying to look through the bathtub, I'll drop you a
couple other hints into the lore of this house.
So, a little bit of spoiler behind this house.
This house was a converted church.
It was a church at one time that was converted into a home.
SPEAKER_03: That was literally the first thing I almost said
when I got to the bottom of the stairs was this looks like a
church.
So large.
SPEAKER_06: That explains a lot of things.
Yeah, that explains a lot of things with the size of this
building and also the big tub.
Spoiler, unfortunately, the big tub doesn't have a creepy lure
behind it, it is a baptism tub.
That's why it's so big.
SPEAKER_09: It's gotta be a baptism tub.
SPEAKER_06: Yep, that's why it's so big.
SPEAKER_03: Now here's a fun little bit own some sort of
business where they sell stuff online or something.
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah, I'm getting to exactly that.
Okay.
In 2023, the owner, Troy Curtis, was under an investigation from
police where they searched his home and found thousands upon
thousands of dollars in stolen goods that the owner was selling
online.
Troy Curtis claims that he bought everything illegally from
flea markets and other vendors, and that he was basically taking
those items that he bought from these vendors and flea markets
and selling the upselling them online to make a profit.
And he was unaware that they were stolen items.
The police came, ran a full investigation.
They could not prove that he, in fact, was the one stealing all
these items because he had like receipts and evidence that
showed that he purchased them and was just upselling them
online.
The police did come in and take some of the higher value items
that they were like, you shouldn't have things like this,
but he was able to keep a huge quantity of the things he
bought.
If you do find yourself to the bathtub, there's some
interesting things in the bathtubs.
People found what they they believe looks like a French hot
dog in the bathroom and a 7-Eleven cup full of a
mysterious liquid that they cannot prove what it is.
I could not find if he actually did sell the house or not
because it in 2023 he still owned it.
Can we buy it?
Long before that.
SPEAKER_07: I just found the tub.
There's so many circles to click on.
This isn't beef on the bathroom toilets right next to each
other.
SPEAKER_02: That's my that's where I started.
SPEAKER_07: But I also feel like it was in the same place as the
living room, like 10 minutes ago.
You gotta find the porno room and the right direction.
Mike knows there's no bathtub.
SPEAKER_03: All right, all right, okay.
SPEAKER_09: If you find the porn room, uh Mike, what have you
done?
Why did you do this to us?
Oh no.
SPEAKER_06: I fucking love this house.
SPEAKER_07: This house is about to end the episode because I
think we have to, but also I want you to know I'm gonna keep
looking at this for an extra like hour and a half.
I know there's so much shit.
SPEAKER_06: Like I said, there's a box called perfect skin.
What does that mean?
SPEAKER_02: I'm in a why is this here?
Where there are no, no, there's another fucking staircase down
though.
I found it the literal house.
I found it.
I've walked past it like 15 times.
SPEAKER_08: I feel like I just keep finding new rooms.
SPEAKER_06: I now you see how why I wanted to incorporate that
into an episode somehow because it's so oh 100%.
Insane.
SPEAKER_03: Can somebody please buy a copy of Have a New Husband
by Friday by Dr.
Kevin Lennon and let me know how it is?
SPEAKER_06: Um yeah, that's that's that's 8800 Blue Lick
Road.
And I want to thank you boys for going on this journey with me
and playing the game.
And there are speed records.
People uh like speed run to the bathtub, and they found it in, I
believe it's like 17 seconds or something.
So thank you everybody for joining me on this pleasant uh
trip today.
SPEAKER_07: Uh all I have to say is Mike, you just showed us the
the real life equivalent of the game pools.
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah, I forgot that game.
It's just never fucking ending.
Liminal reaping.
If you want to play along, the link will be in the description,
I'm sure, or I've I've mentioned it a thousand times now.
So there you go.
Um, thank you for joining us on this trip through an endless
house, uh, through a coral castle, through some weird dirt
patches, and also through a Scientologist's castle of
fortitude.
Uh, it doesn't get much better than that.
What are we?
Like, what are we at this point?
What is this episode?
Um, yeah, all I gotta say is if you're ever stuck in a weird
liminal home that seems to never end, it's being sold by a man
named Troy Curtis, uh, you're never gonna find an exit.
Just chill.
You're still chill.
Eat that French hot dog that's in the bathtub for energy
because that's all you're gonna find for a while.
Uh Matt, what do you got for the people?
SPEAKER_03: Um, boy, it sure did snow a lot this week, huh?
SPEAKER_06: Sure did.
Uh Jason, what do you got?
SPEAKER_07: Um, as always, stay fucking paranoid, everybody.
Uh, you might wake up one day and find that your bathroom
connects to a weird corridor full of hot dogs and darkness.
And if that happens, just you know, be suspicious in a bit.
I guess.
SPEAKER_06: Hot dogs imprisoning me.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see absolutely logs.
Doug, what do you got for us?
SPEAKER_09: Um, how about the 80 degrees weather this weekend?
You know what I'm saying?
Sure, sure, sure was sunny and bright this weekend.
SPEAKER_06: Sure was for you.
SPEAKER_09: Doug can go for yourself.
70 degrees.
SPEAKER_08: I think the high by me was five today.
SPEAKER_09: Something like that.
SPEAKER_08: To be fair, it's actually cold here.
It's like 35 right now.
Fuck off.
Just go just you don't remember what cold is anymore.
I bought a I bought a jacket the other day.
SPEAKER_09: You've forgotten Doug has been lost.
We've lost the dog.
Well, everyone thought I was gonna make it three Xbox three
sixties.
Hey!