The Devil Worshipping American Intelligence Officer
Michael A. Aquino Jr. was an American military officer, specialist in psychological warfare, Nazi admirer and Satanist priest who started his own religion. This is the story of the Temple of Set.
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Speaker 2: Today. Our episodes about Vietnam.
Speaker 1: Uh, we do mention Vietnam actually, oh sweet, Yeah, we're
talking about one. Michael Aquino Aquino, Okay, Yeah, what's hot
in the streets right now is demonic pedophiles.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine why.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna cover one. So that worked in the
US military.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah. So what's funny to me about like a pophile? Well,
fair enough. What's funny to me about all the Epstein
stuff is like there's like a sidebar that some people
are having about like they had these like crazy rituals,
and it appears to me that there's maybe some truth
to it that they had like some like weird ritual thing.
But I think it was, like my first guess is
it was just them being like dumb and funny is
not the right word, but like being like almost like
I and like, oh, yeah, we're a secret group. Let's
have some dumb secret.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're covering up for those people right now.
Speaker 2: Dog everything. Out of everything they did, the part I'm
the least concerned about is if they stood in a
room with robes on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We've been a part of organizations that do the
stupid ritual b Yeah, I've been in part of three
three very ornate like bizarre organizations, the Catholic Church.
Speaker 2: I was an altar boy all that stuff, boy Scouts,
and in particular within the boy Scouts, the Order of
the Arrow. Do you ever do that?
Speaker 1: I made it to cub Scout and I lost the
Pinewood Derby. I spent a lot of time with my
uncle Frank putting together that car, and I lost to
a guy that just put his block on wheels in
one because of weight distribution. Just a hard block, hard block,
goddamn thing to it. I spent hours on my car.
It looks sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, oh, the wind resistance is so low
and it's just a block with.
Speaker 1: A because gravity. You just dropping off the top, right.
Speaker 2: I think not only did you lose, but it sounds
like your uncle Frank probably lost some money gambling off.
I feel like in your life the adults were gambling
on the Pinewood Derby.
Speaker 1: Maybe he just passed. Actually, so shus my uncle Frank.
He had a piece of the Berlin wall that my
mom's gonna send so hell yeah, DECK don't know why
he had that. He also put it together with my
great grandfather's like memorabilia.
Speaker 2: Well like war memorabilia.
Speaker 1: I don't know Frank Murphy. Oh yeah, the lieutenant governor. Yeah. Yeah,
so he made kind of like a shadow box with
all of his stuff, but then randomly put in this
piece of the Berlin Wall in no way related.
Speaker 2: It's just like, what is what's the theme here? History? Yeah,
general history could be anything.
Speaker 1: So my mom's gonna send the whole thing, I believe,
and I'm just like, I just I just kind of
want the.
Speaker 2: It's gonna unbox the thing.
Speaker 1: I want the wall.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a historical artifact that me and my
siblings are in the process of fighting over that our
family has a one of our ancestors served in the
He was a lieutenant in the Louisiana Militia in the
War of eighteen twelve. And he and we have a
land somewhere in Missouri. Signed by and this is the
best part, signed by real ink from the man himself,
the worst president in US history.
Speaker 1: James Buchanan, Pennsylvania's own. Yeah, yeah, we got two technically
because Biden also born in Scranton. I believe. Yep, yep,
claims Delaware.
Speaker 2: You can have him Delaware, but yeah, I really really
want that fucking James Buchanan, Like land grant or whatever.
It's like part of his like for his service basically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I get that.
Speaker 2: And then the third one was frat. So I've been
the all the back to the point the initiation stuff like, yeah,
a lot of these things. People they just make shit
up and it's kind of pointless. It's just there to
be there.
Speaker 1: Well, my fraternity was based off like Freemason stuff. All
of our rituals were at a Freemason lodge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was.
Speaker 1: A Freemason connection to that. You guys did like ancient
Egypt shit, uhuh, which we're gonna get into today as well.
Oh cool, Well, maybe he kind of crosses over.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's a brother, maybe brother Aquino. You know what
it's actually really fucked up, is I do have like
I mean, i'll say friend because I don't want to
be like a dick. But I know I know a
guy who is in UT, who's at UT in my fraternity.
His last name is a Quino.
Speaker 1: Maybe related. Yeah, Well, there's actually two Michael Aquinos that
are in operations. Okay, one's for the US military and
one is like a Filipino. Huh, So it's not the
Filipino guy, all right, we're talking about a white man
that is very recognizable if you look at a photo
because of his eyebrows and his hair.
Speaker 2: Is it just like wild Man?
Speaker 1: Think Eddie Munster with the hair and he's younger. And
then the eyebrows he has like luciferian eyebrows, Oh like
an upward like he customizes his in the middle like
an upward like cartoonishly evil eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's the last thing you want to see
walking towards you in a basement now.
Speaker 1: Michael Aquino was born an only child in San Francisco
in October of nine, team forty six. His father, Michael Senior,
served in George Patten's Third Army and influenced him at
a young age.
Speaker 2: Boy, there's a lot of connections here. My grandfather was
also in George Patten's third Army. Was he in the
second Armored Division.
Speaker 1: I didn't look into his dad.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's fine. I just want to know if
my grandpa knew.
Speaker 1: Possibly. Michael became an Eagle Scout at Santa Barbara High
School and entered ROTC at UC Santa Barbara, where he
studied political science.
Speaker 2: He's a banana slug.
Speaker 1: He was sweet merch made famous in pulp fiction.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: He was commissioned as a second lieutenant in the US
Army in nineteen sixty eight and initially assigned to the
eighty second Airborne at Fort Bragg, but was moved to
psychological operations at the John F. Kennedy Special Warfare Center,
also at Fort Bragg.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was name for Kennedy.
Speaker 1: It's kind of ironic, right, A little bit, A little bit,
isn't it ironic? Don't you think they killed the president
and the named the building after him?
Speaker 2: Pide and play inside.
Speaker 1: Michael was in a weird headspace question in life, and
was admittedly suicidal during his training. He went back home
for a brief leave and saw him ad in the
underground Berkeley barb for a Satanic circle at the Founder
of the Church of Satan's house. Anton.
Speaker 2: Anton is such a good Satanist's first name.
Speaker 1: He's the founder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's a great name for anything Russian, not
anything Russian, but like a Russian Slavic because you just
get this like respute and vibe immediately it's a that's
a that's on brand. I bet his name was George
and he rebranded.
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of a nerd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of these guys like go look at like,
I don't know what the actual like the like the
church is Satan, people who protest or whatever. It's like
D and D dudes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, a lot more people practice kind of dark
magic than you think you have, all those Alistair Crowley
followers disciples. I mean he makes an appearance in this episode.
Speaker 2: Define dark magic because half the women we know are
rubbing crystals on shit.
Speaker 1: It's true. So I mean ninety of women in Austin
at least believe in some type of spiritual witchcraft.
Speaker 2: Right, Just have a religion and just be Catholic.
Speaker 1: We have too many skeletons in our closet.
Speaker 2: If you want a fun, creepy old religion.
Speaker 1: But not really ride for it, yeah, I'd be like,
you could be as casual as you want to stay
away from it. Yeah, maybe we'll go back in our
seventies eighties if I thought.
Speaker 2: I would do it with kids, But boys, Sunday mornings
are just a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Just to cover our bases. Yeah, you know, before I die,
just go back to the church, like just in case
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Plus, you need you just need something to do at
six in the morning, walk them all all they're not
even open at six.
Speaker 1: Well, god, when we're eighty, do you think they're there's
probably no malls, but.
Speaker 2: It just being it'll just be an indoor like walking
area for old people where instead of like they probably.
Speaker 1: Won't let the olds outside it's when we're Yeah.
Speaker 2: It will be soup. We'll be soup. For the younger generation,
they're like.
Speaker 1: You're waiting taxpayer money by existing, by living.
Speaker 2: Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Grandpa will vaporize you instantly.
Speaker 2: You won't feel a thing like you're like, oh man,
it looked like you felt something. No, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be those suicide pods on steroids. Yeah,
you go in, you get zapped like a bug, and
it's over. I prefer you move on to the next life.
Speaker 2: I don't want the suicide pods that we have. I
want those suicide boosts that Futurama had where you can
hear them dying.
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm sure you can hear them die in
the suicide They're.
Speaker 2: Like, but they're like very clearly being stabbed over the
inside the box shitty music that you pick to die to,
just and you you forget to pick and they play yah.
Speaker 1: Now. Michael had a brief encounter with Levey a year
prior at the San Francisco premiere of Rosemary's Baby, of course,
and decided, let's just see what this guy's about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see what's the harm in going to one satan circle.
Speaker 1: The night was full of ritual theatrics, including a robed
doorsman who was actually just a professor, like a local
professor from college.
Speaker 2: Right, like that again? Is the thing? Is that? Like
you're like, oh, it's this whole thing, and then like
the robe comes off and it's like fucking like Steve Smith,
you know, like it's just like the most normal ass
fucking dude.
Speaker 1: So your accountant for your tax Yeah, like.
Speaker 2: You're just like, what are you doing here? This isn't
this isn't exciting anymore now that I know you're here.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's how they feel at Bohemian Grove.
Speaker 2: If like the wrong person is there.
Speaker 1: I mean they're all just worship in a statue of
an Now you.
Speaker 2: Know who turned me off? You know, who'd make it
seemed like not or actually, but then he might get
so into it. He might be the most into it,
But if I first saw him, I'd be like, this,
chud is here? Is Steve Balmer?
Speaker 1: Okay, at least Steve Bamber is a guy, right, he's
got a name, he's got money. Yeah, of course, but
I'd be disappointed if just like a mailman was there.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, normal, I mean the male man's there
to be eaten. But yeah, yeah, Steve Balmer though, like
would be.
Speaker 1: He has a sacrifice. Actually it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Steve Baumber is probably the executioner. Like he's like he's
like always bothering people about like is it my turn
to cut the heart out again?
Speaker 1: Just clap into aggressively in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Everyone at Bohemian Grove hates Steve Balmer.
Speaker 1: Nothing worse than being a bad hanging at Bohemian Grove
like elon Right Island.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's gotta be the worst.
Speaker 1: Hey, Anton also popped out of an Egyptian sarcophagus.
Speaker 2: It was always funny and being on the other side
of it. I made a video about it for TFN
where it's like this dark, horrible like hazing thing and
they're gonna line up and getting screamed at. And then
they come out and it's like they're just like because
this is really how it is. I remember Jared complimenting
me on being like that's the most accurate thing I've
ever seen where he they just come out and they're like,
oh god, how many hours we have left? Can give
me some coffee? You're like, let's order a pizza something.
This sucks.
Speaker 1: We'd enter one by one and we were greeted by
the historian who was like in charge of everything for
the ritual, and we would always just fuck with them.
We'd stack brothers on top of each other's shoulders. Do
the world's tallest brother, Yeah, just like kids in the
trench coat type situation.
Speaker 2: There's there was like one year where the person in
that position for us was like just very like country
and homophobic. So I would just get like as close
to his ear as possible, and because you were supposed
to win whispering, I'd just be like and I like
I'd be just like pass word, Like I would just
whisper it and like then like blow and it's just
be like.
Speaker 1: Michael, however, found Anton himself to be pretty funny, relaxed,
self assured and in his own words, that was the
night he took the apple.
Speaker 2: Oh. Did they do some Adam and Eve shit?
Speaker 1: Probably, But I think it's more metaphoric.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think there should be there to be an
apple there will that.
Speaker 1: I guarantee though. The Church of Satan has a very
real apple that you take.
Speaker 2: Ye, and they really are they probably They probably didn't
do this back then, but I think ever since the
film The Vivich was released, they need to ask their
new initiates, dost thous want? Dost thou want to live deliciously.
Speaker 1: Quina was also recently married, so him and his wife,
now back at Fort Bragg, decided to send in applications
to join the church. I guess she was pretty easily
manipulated or talked into. She married him, didn't she doing
the Church of Satan?
Speaker 2: What about this man in any way? Says marriage material?
Speaker 1: She was previously a Mormon.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's so she's just running the pendulum here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's kind of going all ends of the spectrum. Yep,
just kind of dabbling, seeing what's available, see what it's like.
Speaker 2: You gotta check out everything.
Speaker 1: He deployed the Vietnam in nineteen sixty nine and directed
syup teams with First Infantry Division and Green Berets, where
he conducted experiments with sound, including blasting demonic screams out
of helicopters to disorient and terrify the viet Cong. The
Vietnamese believed the unburied dead roamed the earth in pain,
so Michael also messed with ghostly sounds over loud speakers
to cause the viet Cong to desert.
Speaker 2: God, say what you want about CIA or Special Ops
or sy ops or whatever, but we've done some hilarious things.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We covered that story where.
Speaker 2: Yep, the greatest one of all time with.
Speaker 1: The intelligence agent sees kidnapped a soldier, hung him up
from a tree, not a US sol, a Filipino, so
Filipino soldier. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They staged a vampire attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they believed vampires and.
Speaker 2: The communist Filipino rebels bought it. It's it's the greatest
story I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: He's doing sign ups shit. Because of this, many theorized
he might have played apart in MK Ultra.
Speaker 2: At this point MK Ultra is like Epstein, right, It's
like who wasn't involved? Right?
Speaker 1: Because he penned a paper called Mine War Breaking Down
his discoveries with psychological warfare on the Vietcong. Yeah, and
also saying it was a proper way to go about war,
what just break him mentally, and that you should do
it before you actually invaded country.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we kind of broke the egg too quick
on that one. They were already pretty resolved.
Speaker 1: He's like, we could have saved a lot of lives
if we just mentally broke them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before we Because what's funny about the Vietnamese is
that Actually though, here's the thing I gotta say, in
that time period, at least the Vietnamese were unbreakable. They
were invaded by Japan, France, then reinvaded by France.
Speaker 1: Then people don't give France enough ship for.
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, then invaded by the United States.
Speaker 1: I don't blame Vietnam on us. That's that's France.
Speaker 2: That's fair. That's like your buddy who is a pussy.
Speaker 1: They dragged us into a.
Speaker 2: Fight ship and get you get dragged into a fight
and you're like and it's just you don't want to.
Speaker 1: Be there, and they hide behind you. Yeah, and actually
just bailed.
Speaker 2: They just leave, just get out of there. Uh. And
then what you got that you got it. You wiped
Big Top front and then by the way, China invaded
them right after we.
Speaker 1: Left, and they kind of win, not win, but they.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Does Vietnam exist today? Yes, they won.
Speaker 1: They won.
Speaker 2: Look if if we won the American Revolution, they won
the Vietnam War. Yeah, that's the long and short of it.
Because we tactically got slapped up and down. I mean,
we did better against the British in the Vietnam. I
don't think the vid.
Speaker 1: I guess you can say the same about Afghanistan. Never
been conquered. Yeah, has been Russia, US, Britain. I was
in the Great He skipped it. He didn't even want
to fuck with it. He was just like, but he
hipped a toe, didn't he didn't he dip a toe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he was just like, but like, here's the thing, Like,
I get why the Russians would want it, or maybe
even the British and the Victorian era. Certainly, I understand
why we were there. What what was in it for Alexander?
I don't know. And I think he realized that and
was like, what's there? Oh nothing?
Speaker 1: He sucked around in India. There's there's things to do
in India.
Speaker 2: Stuff in India, lots of money in India.
Speaker 1: India is terrifying. Well yeah, especially then.
Speaker 2: It's the end of the earth, Like literally they I'm
sure the soldiers were like, are we on this planet anymore?
Speaker 1: Michael began regular correspondence with Anton while he was over
in the Jungles, and wrote in the cult text The Diabolikon,
which reinterpreted the War in Heaven in the Book of Revelations.
Speaker 2: Great title, much better than like Dionetics. The Diabolicon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a sweet title. That's dope, and it's just
reinterpreted how Satan fell got to hear both sides of
the story. Michael returned to the States and was soon
made a high ranking priest an editor of the church's
Cloven Hoof newsletter.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay, not as good. That sounds like the
Cloven Hoof sounds like, let's say the Satanists had their
own city.
Speaker 1: Also, not a Quino's title, It already exists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying like this sounds like a
high school newspaper for Satanists.
Speaker 1: As the years passed, Michael grew more and more frustrated
with LaVey's policies. In May of nineteen seventy five, Equina
was edited in an edition of The Cloven Hoof and
read a draft article by Anton that made him do
a bit of a double take, made him question what
am I doing here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, the thing that already is problematic is that
you know, Anton's over there in San Francisco talking a
big game about Satanism. Michael's doing evil shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're picking it up. Yeah, he's pretty much like
Anton's not about this life. Yeah, he's not hard enough.
Speaker 2: Anton hadn't been in those streets, in those jungles. I
should say, like, Michael's like you think you know about Hell.
I've been to Hill and I was king of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just apocalypse now and.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and like what Anton's just like doing some
heroin and and like being weird with other hippies that.
Speaker 1: He's bringing to a bunch of right right now.
Speaker 2: Granted to be fair to Anton, there's more than one
way to sin. You know, it can't all be murder
and death. There needs to be gluttony. You should have
a fat guy just caught just stuffing his face to
the point where he looks like the vampire from Blade.
Speaker 1: And you need be like hr of a cult. You
gotta fill every single role.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be sweet. Like, all right, now you're applying
for the glutton position. How much would you say eating
a day? Like you only like three thousand collars right now,
but obviously open to like getting it higher than that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're only around three bills right now. We're gonna
need five, Yeah.
Speaker 2: A minimum five. Have you seen my one thousand pounds
twins or whatever. We're gonna need you to look at
least like that.
Speaker 1: One of his biggest problems with the leader was that
Anton was offered to sell ranks within.
Speaker 2: The church, so he Martin luthering it kind of east
the Martin Luther Satanism.
Speaker 1: Equino knew money was tight, but he considered the sale
of ranks dishonorable and corrupt.
Speaker 2: Okay, Church of Satan, it's the Church of Satan. There
should be rank corruption, corruption should move you forward. Yes, yeah,
I don't think this is like the funniest part about
this is that they're like they're like they it's like
neither of them understand what like what they're supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Well, the Church of Satan too, also doesn't really believe
in Satan.
Speaker 2: The current iteration that like does pro abortion and like
like pro religious freedom.
Speaker 1: Atheists and anything else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, And they're just like using a loophole
to like fuck with people. These guys sound like they
were more like, fuck, what's that movie the one that
everyone thinks is scary? Scary as fuck? Uh where the
chick cuts her head off at the end and the
sun becomes hereditary. Yes, yes, they need to be doing
hereditary shit.
Speaker 1: Well, in a Queno's eyes, Levey had always refused to
believe in Satan as an actual supernatural being, and this
undermined the true purpose of Satanism, or at least what
Michael thought, and reinforced the reputation of the church as
a farcical sideshow. He's like, if we don't believe in
a real supernatural being that is Satan, what do we
even doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, guys, what are we doing here? This isn't
a I didn't think this was a joke when I
just it's.
Speaker 1: The Church of Satan.
Speaker 2: I went to Vietnam and did a bunch of evil shit,
and I was like, they're gonna be so proud of me.
And I get back here and you're just hanging out
jacking off in the living room.
Speaker 1: So Quano left with many church members and priests to
form his own religion. Quino said that the Great Rebel
communicated to him that he no longer wished to be
known by the Hebrew name Satan, but by his proper name.
Speaker 2: Well only right, that Satan would hate Jews.
Speaker 1: What do you think his proper name is. It's a
historical figure, you know him, you love him. It's probably
part of your fraternity.
Speaker 2: Uh what that threw me for? Loop?
Speaker 1: Michael Kuano then establishes and sets up the Temple of Set.
Speaker 2: Okay, we didn't do Set.
Speaker 1: You guys, weren't Set guys. What do you guys do?
Speaker 2: We didn't really have like any pharaoh name in the
whole thing. It was just like the house was called
a pyramid, and they would be like Horus maybe, well, oh,
Cyrus is you know the goat. I guess yeah, Cyrus
is like the head guy. He's like the Zeus or whatever.
But uh, it was more just using like Egyptian terminology
and there's like a thing like you cross the.
Speaker 1: Dial and do you guys have a pilgrimage to Memphis?
Speaker 2: We did go see the bass prow we did do
our formals Memphis several years. Not every year, we'd do
the Ozarks two. But yeah, we did go to Memphis
several times.
Speaker 1: Did you stay at the Bass Pro Shop?
Speaker 2: I wish.
Speaker 1: I think there's a hotel a top.
Speaker 2: Fuck why didn't we? We've been thrown out, some wred
have puked in the fish tank.
Speaker 1: And they say America doesn't build anything anymore. I mean,
it's beautiful we're gonna have obviously, I'm sorry. Who else
is built like a recent pyramid besides the Bass Pro Shop?
No one, even though I know it was a hockey
arena originally in Memphis. It's like a minor league cocky arena,
but they just converted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, first off, the United States alone has
built like what do you think the over under is
one hundred coliseums football stadiums.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't really built any new ones, not a ton.
I mean obviously the ones in La.
Speaker 2: Jerry World's pretty new. Not really it ten No, fifteen
years old. No, it's fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: It's older than you think Jerry World was built.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess twenty ten t nine.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and nine. So we're going on sixteen, seventeen years. Yeah,
it's almost twenty years, two.
Speaker 2: Decades time for a new one.
Speaker 1: Most of these stadiums that were built early two thousands,
like the link was I think two thousand and three
or four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing so far is new Mercedes Benz in Atlanta.
It's pretty new.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we got to build some more stuff we do.
Speaker 2: I'm fair of that. And then that doesn't include like
the baseball stadiums.
Speaker 1: Instead of doing FDR's dumbass new deal, they should do
like a public builds program for stadiums.
Speaker 2: They already do, I mean the public base for them,
I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's get the let's get the jobs up,
you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, now it's like now the county not
only pledges money, but they pledge their own citizens that
build it.
Speaker 1: It's like me, right, I'm unemployed right now, pick up
a hammer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we get a baseball team, you got to
start help building that.
Speaker 1: Then I would have a vested interest in the baseball
team here. Yeah, it's like I built that. He didn't
build that. I built that.
Speaker 2: Part of this. They'll give you season tickets in the
three hundred sections.
Speaker 1: Maybe like six games a year. Yeah, Yeah, they'll sprinkle.
Speaker 2: It and it's like a bit of a time share
season ticket.
Speaker 1: Situation for everybody involved. Yeah. Build So the Temple Set
was born and registered as a nonprofit church in California
and received state and federal recognition and tax exemption the
very same year. So he knew how to play the system.
We should become, you know, a church, yeah, and tax exempt.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: It's all bullshit anyway, softies, where are you at?
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a cult of personality.
Speaker 2: You have a following, probably more than he had.
Speaker 1: Hard to say at first. Yeah, well it just ripped
off a bunch of people from the church to Satan.
Speaker 2: You're right, right, right, and he.
Speaker 1: Said, he left with like one hundred people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're better than that. We got that.
Speaker 1: They eventually came to the conclusion. It was more like
twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Of course it was.
Speaker 1: Michael produced a religious text, the Book of Coming Forth
by Night, which he alleged had been revealed to him
by Set through a process of automatic writing.
Speaker 2: So Little Joseph Smith action.
Speaker 1: Setians believe that Set is the one real God and
that he has aided humanity by giving them a questioning intellect.
The Black Flame which distinguishes them from other animal species.
Speaker 2: I do like the I mean it's good for the
Church of Satan to immediately have some some sort of
like supremacy.
Speaker 1: No, they're above the Church Satan.
Speaker 2: I know, well, the Church is set we either way,
like they're like, we are the chosen species.
Speaker 1: He gave us intellect, which I guess everyone else is
an NPC.
Speaker 2: I guess. Actually that's really what all the major religions
believe anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all believing the same guy.
Speaker 2: We're special Big three.
Speaker 1: I believe in this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're special little monkeys.
Speaker 1: The Father, Yeah, not necessarily the Son or the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2: They believe in the prophet last son.
Speaker 1: Is believes in Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 1: I think he's the most quoted prophet in.
Speaker 2: He's their number two. He's number two. Yeah, he's supposed
to come back and behead everyone. I believe Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's kind of sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with like a curvy sword almost certainly. Yeah, Gimitar
or whatever they're called.
Speaker 1: Do they think he was a little bit more hardcore
than the Catholics lead.
Speaker 2: On apparently, Yeah, they don't, like they don't have soft
it's not soft Jesus.
Speaker 1: The only story in the Qoran about Jesus is him
at the temples.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's really why they liked him. They're like,
he went in and just like fucked up Jewish money. Yeah,
hell yeah, this is our guy. He said something about
like loving each other. No, I got it, just cut
that part out. He will have him cutting heads off.
Speaker 1: Set is held in high esteem as a teacher whose
example is to be emulated, but he is not worshiped
as a deity.
Speaker 2: He's just one of the guys.
Speaker 1: The temple promotes the idea that practitioners should seek self
deification and thus attain an immortality of consciousness.
Speaker 2: I think this guy's drawn a lot from his Mormon wife,
kind of you will become your own God.
Speaker 1: Now that you say it, I'm kind of seeing the
influence of the Mormon wife.
Speaker 2: She was the secret one there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do like it, though, that is very like satanic
and like like the narcissistic, like selfish part of it.
Speaker 1: There is no God, You're the guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's on brand. I love it.
Speaker 1: Kind of reminds me when I worked for a few
days for a charity that worked, you know, on the
sidewalks of Lamar. Yeah, every morning before we went out
and just like begged people to save the children.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't one of that. Wasn't that one of
those charities where it's like could you spare a few
dollars and you're like, yeah, I don't know, here's four
dollars and they're like, oh, actually, we'd like you to
sign a subscription and you're like, fuck off.
Speaker 1: So you can't do a one time donation. So you
have to get these people to sign up as they're
walking about their busy day on an iPad for a
year long subscription.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, get the fuck away from me.
I can already tell this isn't real.
Speaker 1: And the people that did it the most were the
ones that could never afford it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure. And there was no way that
that money went to anywhere useful.
Speaker 1: They were tricking some dumb dumbs into, you know, a
monthly hit on their bank account, and.
Speaker 2: They were there every day. You said you were on Lamar.
But I worked downtown in Austin for like a year
and a half. Every fucking day when I would go
to get my coffee or like if I didn't bring
lunch and had to go to like just grab lunch
real quick somewhere three different times every block. I fucking
hated them.
Speaker 1: Not to mention, I don't think like any of the
money goes to the.
Speaker 2: No, it's clearly bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's it's all just paying their salaries or their hourlies.
Speaker 2: And like the salaries of the people in charge of
the nonsense. Oh my god, this.
Speaker 1: Is a little scam.
Speaker 2: If someone was like a like I heard. If I
read about a car ramming into a pedestrian in South
Austin or in downtown Austin and it was one of them,
I would be less sad that if it was an
honest human being.
Speaker 1: Setians believe in the existence of magic as a force
which can be manipulated through ritual.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Following initiation into the temple, a Setian can proceed
along a series of six degrees, each of which requires
greater responsibilities to the group. As a result, most members
remain in the first two degrees, governed by a high
priest or priestess and a wider council of nine. The
temple is also divided into groups known as pylons, through
which Setiens can meet or correspond in order to advance
their magical work in that particular area. Michael's Book of
Coming forth by Night makes reference to the Book of Law,
which is the text produced by the occultist Alistair Crowley
in nineteen oh four, which provided the basis of Crowley's religion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, play the hits.
Speaker 1: Michael presented himself as Crowley's Air.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that. That's that's a good person to invoke, right,
I mean, Jesus invoked, being of the House of David.
Speaker 1: He was also pretty big back then, Crowley.
Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me. All the weird fucking shit.
Speaker 1: It's the sixties, right, Yeah, Yeah, sixties, seventies, yeah, eighties.
I mean, Ozzie has an entire song named Miss de
Crab right, and I believe like the Beatles were allegedly
influenced by Crowley. Pretty much any British person.
Speaker 2: They the Beatles, you know that flame burned, bright and quit.
They probably had twenty different religions from the span of
like sixty seven to sixty nine.
Speaker 1: In the nineteen seventies and early nineteen eighties, he was
also a part time NATO liaison officer in several European countries.
Speaker 2: Oh good. He's still still in the military.
Speaker 1: He's in the military the entire time.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Perfect.
Speaker 1: While off duty on one of these tours, he visited
a castle in Germany that was used by the SS
and Heinrich Himmler.
Speaker 2: Great, I mean, Nazi seems like a logical step for
your evil church.
Speaker 1: Aquino stated that his interest in Nazism was academic.
Speaker 2: Don't they all, don't they all? That's how it always starts.
I'm just a wait, that's a whole scene from Succession, right.
I was like, if you read a decision as you
read by a uh yeah, a couple times.
Speaker 1: A couple of things you missed.
Speaker 2: Why, Yeah, I just interested in the time period. Sure. Sure.
Speaker 1: Many members of the Temple Set voiced their opposition to
Michael's position on both Nazism and power within his own
church and relinquished him as high priest in nineteen seventy nine.
To Ronald Keith Barrett, he.
Speaker 2: Got canceled in the Church of Satan and his Church
Set church as Set Temple Set, and his cancelable offense
was being too interested in the Nazis. These people can't
get anything right.
Speaker 1: It was more a power thing, okay, like we don't
really care for what you think of yourself. Yeah, about
religion where you're supposed to be God. We don't like
that you think you're God.
Speaker 2: Right, we thought that we're all supposed to be God's here.
What's going on? Start trading me like God? I'm always
blowing you at the orgy.
Speaker 1: Barrett's leadership was also criticized as authoritarian, resulting in a
decline in the temple's membership. Barrett resigned his office and
severed ties with the organization in May of nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is this is like modern times.
At this point, I'm four years away from being born.
Speaker 1: And started the Temple of Anubis.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I think he should have gone to a
different country like ancient religion. At that point.
Speaker 1: Guess who slides right back in as high priest our
boy Michael Kuana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have gone, Look, you already did the
egypt thing. Go Hades this time?
Speaker 1: Really cover your basis?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or not? Hades? What's the uh? Who's the Greek
god of the underworld? If he governs Hades or whatever
James Woods played him in Hercules.
Speaker 1: I think it's just Hades.
Speaker 2: It is Hades, Okay, Okay, it is Hades, but they
also call it Haiti. I don't know, whatever, doesn't matter. Yeah,
should have gone Hades.
Speaker 1: He also arrives back in San Francisco in nineteen eighty,
where he served as an active guard reserve and taught
at Golden Gate University. Well, you gotta inspire the youth.
Speaker 2: A West Coast university is gonna take all sorts. I mean,
they're just always into weird shit. That's one of my
favorite parts of the movie Oppenheimer is that like all
of his friends are fucking communists, like all of them.
Speaker 1: And he's always just like, yeah, I'm at the parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really there for the pussy. He's literally really
there for the pussy.
Speaker 1: Florence Pugh. I'm not gonna thruw stones at Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: Look, Iowa, with Florence Pugh's taking her shirt off, I'm
gonna start questioning all sorts of economic systems to keep
the shirt off.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty one, he was a reserve attache at
the Defensive Intelligence Agency and then entered the Florence Service
Institute as a student on behalf of the US Department
of the State. So he keeps moving up the fucking ranks,
but also leads a cult.
Speaker 2: Just on the side. How does he have time?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, You're like, I feel.
Speaker 2: Just overwhelmed, and it's like I gotta send four emails.
Speaker 1: This is almost inspiring. Yeah, this guy started his own church.
But also, you know, never let that get in the way.
His passion's never gotten the way of his work.
Speaker 2: But and you know what too, though, just less distractions.
You got like six TV channels, no phone. He probably
didn't have a lot of friends. I mean basically the
temple is set was probably his social life and his wife. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So prior to entering his doctoral program, how he briefly
worked at Merrill Lynch and obtained his license to trade
securities on the New York Stock Exchange. Oh boy, so
you really can throw everything in. This guy anks a
military We've already talked about. The Jews just really hit
all SEO.
Speaker 2: Notes, Oh my god, every single one.
Speaker 1: Michael attracted greater publicity for his temple through appearances on
television talk shows like Oprah Winfrey and Geraldo.
Speaker 2: He was on Oprah. That was back when Oprah had
to have freaks on too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was on Oprah with his wife, people forget
and some dude in the crowd was like asking Michael
a question. I saw a clip of this and he
was talking about his backstory in the Church of Satan
and how he killed a guy. I'm like, did he
just admit that on TV?
Speaker 2: He's full of shit. I mean, he's probably killed people.
Speaker 1: But it was just a random guy asking a Quano.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, the random guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't a Quano say anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it was this.
Speaker 1: Random audience member was like, I used to be in
the Church of Satan. I didn't know who this guy was,
but we all killed him and I to the authorities
after and like there was this whole investigation, but the
church has hatan then threat my life, my family's live. Yeah,
and he kept going on. But I don't think Oprah
expected that.
Speaker 2: What was Oprah Like?
Speaker 1: She was just blown away. I didn't really have a ton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oprah used to just be Sally Jesse, Raphael Or
or Maury Povich. That's how she got her start.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, if you knew what Michael Aquana looked like
in this interview, it's hilarious. I'll show you a photo right.
Speaker 2: Now, you please do Oh? Yeah, I forgot you told
me earlier that Eddie Munster and the eyebrows and all
that shit. Good lord, who was following this man, who
was hiring him?
Speaker 1: How is he still in the military, How.
Speaker 2: Does he have a job?
Speaker 1: How like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like literally Eddie monster, right, yeah, with the hair fucked.
In November nineteen eighty six, this is when things start
to go south. Okay, satanic panic, Okay, hot in the streets. Yeah,
the sam Francisco police begin to investigate allegations of sexual
abuse in connection with the Army's child development center at
the Presido of San Francisco. A girl came forward in
August nineteen eighty seven and identified Aquano as the culprit.
At least fifty eight out of one hundred children who
attended the daycare center showed physical and the mental signs
of sexual abuse.
Speaker 2: But what center the daycare? How old are these kids?
Speaker 1: They're young?
Speaker 2: Good lord, I mean he looks like a child molester.
Speaker 1: So leading into a lawsuit by the parents for sixty
million in damages.
Speaker 2: To what are they seeing the government?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a daycare center for the military. Yeah, yeah,
So it's like, fellow soldier.
Speaker 2: Get right, whose kids are just getting molested wholesale.
Speaker 1: I guess. Allegedly, fifty eight of the thousand had as
Jesus Christ, and they claimed that they were being taken
to some type of like rituals by Aquano.
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, yeah, well he's nailing the Satan part.
Speaker 1: Police raided aquanos home. However, insufficient evidence was found to
support the allegations, and it was revealed that Aquano was
living in DC at the time of the alleged abuse,
so the police dropped the phony charges.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's good alibi. But I'm sure the
parents were still like, my five year old has chlamytee.
Speaker 1: Has gone rhea? Still, how does that happen?
Speaker 2: Somebody put it there.
Speaker 1: Although no charges were filed, the board ended Aquano's full
time active Guard reserve contract in nineteen ninety and he
was transferred to Saint Louis. All right, sounds like a
church cover up the yeah, just move parishes.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, oh mister Aquino, yeah, I remember him.
Speaker 1: There was also rumored connections of Michael and the Church
of Set being connected to the disappearance of a paper
boy Johnny Gosh in nineteen eighty two, but no real
evidence ever supported that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there was a couple of yeah, weird things with
his church with.
Speaker 2: Kids, and you know, they were literally telling everyone they
were in evil church. So that's evidence.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they ever said they were evil.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: You're confused in Satan with evil. I don't think they
have an opinion of Satan being evil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough, but yeah, all right, fair enough. But
I'll say this, if they all think that they are gods,
then they might decide to do God stuff, which is
whatever they want. Yeah, at any time to anyone.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety four, Coino retired from active services in the Army,
being honorably transferred to the Retired Reserve and awarded the
Meritorious Service Medal.
Speaker 2: Okay, so, good job, you're a good soldier.
Speaker 1: I mean he was fucking in it for a while.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yes, for thirty years. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Although he had stepped down as high Priest of the
Temple Set in nineteen ninety six, he returned to the
role briefly from two thousand and two to two thousand
and four, and he remained a prominent figure within the
organization as a priest have Set until his death, which
came in September of twenty nineteen, at the age of
seventy two. Wow, we lost him just right before COVID.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just lost just just makes you think, makes you think,
last act, what.
Speaker 1: If he released the virus?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did it.
Speaker 1: He did. COVID September of twenty nineteen started popping off
in Asia around that time, right October October memory huh huh,
just connecting to os.
Speaker 2: Guys, Ye, just asking questions.
Speaker 1: While the Satanic ritual abuse declined, Quano continued to be
a figure of prominence in mind control conspiracy theories because
of his long career as a psychological warfare officer in
the US Army. So there's a lot of people that
kind of connect him with any type of sy op
that goes on. Yeah, that's pretty fairy.
Speaker 2: I mean he was doing it.
Speaker 1: He was doing it, or at least had some type
of connection. Maybe he wrote the playbook for him.
Speaker 2: Right, and then everyone else just just took it from there. Yeah.
I kind of want to just like he die in
Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Okay, you don't die in Saint Louis,
moved to Saint Louis and you try to find another
way out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair, Yeah, I don't just says he died, Damn.
I want to know.
Speaker 1: And that is the church where the Temple of Set
and Michael Aquino.
Speaker 2: Satan's high Priest, Well Set Well Satan and then Set.
Speaker 1: Not really super consistent.
Speaker 2: No, but they're figuring things out. You think early Christianity
was super consistent all over the map. The Gnostics were
weirdo yeah, all over the map.
Speaker 1: I kind of like the Nastics better though, I might.
Speaker 2: I believe we did a whole episode on him with Jake.
Speaker 1: I want to go full of Gnostic all right, dude,
But how many different variations are there.
Speaker 2: Of NaSTA infinite? Yeah? It was like every little weird
secluded community was kind of its own thing to some extent.
I think, would you learn today? I earned I learned
that Uh, Satanists really value the wrong things like honor.
Speaker 1: Dude. I'm telling you the Church of Satan now is
not what you think I know now, But this is
that I think then too.
Speaker 2: Clearly.
Speaker 1: I think Anton was more about just chilling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they were. It sounded like a lot
of them were just there to do drugs and bang.
Speaker 1: It kind of sounds like that yeah, yeah, hopefully of
age people.
Speaker 2: One would hope, but it was the sixties in San Francisco,
so one does not believe you have. If anything, though,
this tells me that it's like it's almost like anti
it's like a disapproval of conspiracy theories in a lot
of ways, just because like disagree. The government just like
didn't even pay attention. They were just like, I guess
this guy, like they weren't even like looking.
Speaker 1: At it might be a good distraction. They also might
think it's a psychological warfare. Op. Yeah, maybe he's getting
said some dirt on people.
Speaker 2: I was just wonder how many people like left the
Psyops division. They're like, oh my god, those fucking guys
at PSYOPS. Like, yeah, I know, man, but it's just
a whole different, whole different group over there. They're they're
their own fucking thing. Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't really fuck with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to spend a lot of time.
You go, you drop off the memo, You just get
out of there, you get.
Speaker 1: Out, went over did satanic rituals that then Heinrich Himler's
spot right, purely academic, just really about the education of
it all.
Speaker 2: I was just there to learn. What's wrong with learning?
You don't know what conclusions I was drawing?
Speaker 1: You want a white history away?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just I was just there. Okay, Now
I have my own conclusions. Might be a different your conclusions,
but we're all different.
Speaker 1: So but I'm a little bit more educated on the manner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if I think that maybe they're a little sweet,
maybe I've read more than you and that's why I
think that.
Speaker 1: Look, the uniforms were sharp.
Speaker 2: No one's denying that. No one's ever denying that. Say
you want, but they.
Speaker 1: Dressed well, who's today's hitler?
Speaker 2: Uh, that's a toughie. No one was really like horrible.
Everyone was weird, at least on the record.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess whoever molested those kids and gave them
the kids I got like STDs. Yeah, I mean someone did.
Speaker 1: Someone did They described ritual ceremonies that they were a
part of.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, everything I said with the child stuff for Aquanos alleged,
I don't want to get sued by his estate or family.
Speaker 2: The temple is set.
Speaker 1: Temple set. But man, there's a lot of smoke there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, maybe he didn't do it. If he
was actually in DC the whole time, but it seems
like he was connected to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if your church does it and you're the leader
of the church, still on you.
Speaker 2: No, Pope John Paul is a saint. He's the same.
Speaker 1: I mean he literally is the say right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I believe so. Actually, no, I think the time has
to pass.
Speaker 2: No, he's been venerated.
Speaker 1: Oh did he got expedited?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he got the fast pass.
Speaker 1: Can we revoke that? I think there's a lot.
Speaker 2: Of No, we're dumping We dump it all on Benedict.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the fall guy. Yeah, certainly, that's why you retired.
Speaker 2: The Nazi pope is the one we dumped it all on.
Speaker 1: Is the target?
Speaker 2: Yep, yep.
Speaker 1: John Paul bad guy, though also a legedly Mother Teresa
bad lady.
Speaker 2: Oh that's an old one.
Speaker 1: But with the child stuff too.
Speaker 2: Oh I've heard that. But I know, like there's a
lot of people who were like she purposefully didn't give
them medicine, was doing like a basically the Catholic version
of you know, essential oils, but with rosaries or something.
Speaker 1: I should do an episode where he exposed Mother Teresa.
Speaker 2: That's all you expose her. She's a Saint too. I
believe God.
Speaker 1: Damn it, we had to pull some of these people
out like the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: These two wouldn't even be in the top one hundred
worst saints in history.
Speaker 1: We know you hate the dog.
Speaker 2: The dog wasn't even a real saint. I'm talking like
Saint Olga or honestly, I feel like Saint Louis probably.
Speaker 1: Viking the broad Catholicism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's any king, any king that is a saint,
probably a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Any interest in the temple set Nah?
Speaker 2: Not really.
Speaker 1: You want to raise your kids to be Setnians.
Speaker 2: Oh they're already big enough, Dix.
Speaker 1: You're you gonna raise them to be what are you
a Delta Sig?
Speaker 2: Yeah? If they want to be, they want to join
del Sig. I won't really push them into it. Like
I hope they don't have training when they're in college
if they go to like a big state school. But uh,
if they go to like a fucking smaller school.
Speaker 1: We're thinking about it. I wonder if we have any
connection to Bohemian Grove.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably your little Fiji internship.
Speaker 1: Our mascot is an owl, Okay, so yes, it's a
snowy white owl. Yeah, so probably we free Mason connections.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I just never got invited to be
a free Mason. I didn't make the cut. No, it's
like maybe like the fraternity Fiji is a tryout.
Speaker 2: Because that, Yeah, you weren't taking it seriously enough.
Speaker 1: It's the minor leagues. I didn't get called up that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he keeps stacking guys on top of him
and like hitting people in the dick on the way in,
like he's not beheming. Yeah, he's not beheming growth material.
Speaker 1: Damn I'll have to sneak in like Alex.
Speaker 2: Jones yep, which I'm sure he did.
Speaker 1: No, he did. He's the one that broke the Bohemian
growth news. All right, get caught up, dude, it's been
right this whole time. No, well, you can keep living blindly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just walk around whistling the Andy Griffith theme having
a great time.
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out the noise of your children.
Speaker 2: That's all. Like it's like, could did you hear about
the elite pedophile ring that meets a Dubai It's like, dude,
I my fucking kids are going crazy right now. I
don't have time. Are they molesting my kids? Are they
molesting my kids?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Then I just don't have time for it. That's my stays.
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leave review I five stars pleasing? Thank you Apple and Spotify. Uh,
still trying to work out this transition to our RSS feed,
So video on Spotify will be coming soon, just not yet. Yeah,
we're dealing with some annoying shit right now with an
old host with.
Speaker 2: The current host platform, which I won't hold totally tuckshit
on yet, but if things get annoying, I'm not going
to have kind words about them.
Speaker 1: No anyway, I love you, guess for our Fox. I'm damnagester.
You just got sauce served