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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. You have to be able to do it
Speaker 1: for There's always a new workout trend, and just in
Speaker 1: time for summer, there's a new one that some people
Speaker 1: are saying is great and some people are saying sounds
Speaker 1: insane and why would you do this? We'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it is in just the second. But there's also
Speaker 1: a bunch of other new workout fads that people are
Speaker 1: trying as well. But here is the newest workout trend.
Speaker 1: See if this is something you'd like to do. There's
Speaker 1: a boxing gym in Brooklyn, New York that has been
Speaker 1: running chess boxing like chess events. They combined speed chess
Speaker 1: and live boxing.
Speaker 2: Is it like a life stize chess? Just like punch
Speaker 2: your way across it?
Speaker 1: Yeah. There is a total of eleven rounds, six rounds
Speaker 1: of chess alternating with five boxing rounds. Oh that's cool
Speaker 1: at all? About a minute long, So it's about a
Speaker 1: minute of playing chess and then you get up and
Speaker 1: punch each other in the face of a minute? Yeah crazy?
Speaker 2: What how do you emplay that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: What you get? Like a move and then you get
Speaker 2: to go knock the other.
Speaker 4: Guy out for a minute. I guess, and then you
Speaker 4: go back and sit down and make your next move.
Speaker 1: Play more chess.
Speaker 4: You got to think about chess while you're getting your
Speaker 4: face beat in.
Speaker 1: Basically it might make you better.
Speaker 2: And then also the mental like you know how much
Speaker 2: you use the mental juice that actually burns calories too.
Speaker 1: The climates to work out for your body and your mind,
Speaker 1: except getting punched in the head is also a way
Speaker 1: to damage your mind, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, can the below the neck thing go with the
Speaker 2: boxing too, you know, like those below the neck only.
Speaker 1: We're talking about a new trend in the workout world.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta get ready. It's almost summertime. Get
Speaker 1: that summer body. With the new trend chest boxing. For example,
Speaker 1: contestants start with chess and when the time expires the
Speaker 1: chess matches paused, they stand up and immediately start punching
Speaker 1: each other. Then after three minutes they return to the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm want them to make this like professional so
Speaker 2: you can go and watch. This is a sport you'd
Speaker 2: want to see.
Speaker 1: It is actually a sport I'd want to see if
Speaker 1: they were doing it with like the legit chess people,
Speaker 1: you know, not actual box I.
Speaker 4: Was actually thinking, Jubile that you would want to do this.
Speaker 1: I would. I definitely want to do that. It was
Speaker 1: super fun. You can win through a knockout, a checkmate,
Speaker 1: or a time forfeit ben.
Speaker 5: It's quite stressful, but imagine how annoying it would be
Speaker 5: also if you like because those time chess times or whatever.
Speaker 2: You usually have to make your move in a certain time.
Speaker 5: But what if the buzzer for the boxing part goes
Speaker 5: off before you're.
Speaker 1: Like, before you make your move, yes, and so you're.
Speaker 5: About to make your move, but then the buzzer goes
Speaker 5: off and has to go back into the ring, and
Speaker 5: then when you get back to the chess board you
Speaker 5: have to make a move again.
Speaker 4: Right, the whole three minutes, you're getting your face beat in,
Speaker 4: you're thinking of the movie you have to make when
Speaker 4: you get back.
Speaker 1: It's actually very tough. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I feel like the dude that does this work out
Speaker 2: is my kind of guy for real. Though he's smart,
Speaker 2: he's strong, he's quick.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. This new workout trend of people
Speaker 1: doing chess boxing in order to get in shape to
Speaker 1: sit playing one minute of speed chest and standing up
Speaker 1: and just slugging it out for three minutes and sitting
Speaker 1: back down to play some more. Chess has grown in popularity,
Speaker 1: and it's also started some other workout trends that people
Speaker 1: are doing. There's now a scape room CrossFit.
Speaker 4: That actually sounds interesting.
Speaker 2: That's fun, that sounds awful.
Speaker 1: Every set you do unlocks a new clue.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: So if you miss, like a deadlifter, don't do it
Speaker 1: all the way you're trapped. Yeah, some fake submarine for
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 2: I'm claustrophobic and I can picture it stinking. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be stuck in that room.
Speaker 1: Really, I love that.
Speaker 2: That's motivation if you want to get out to the
Speaker 2: dead list.
Speaker 4: I'm fat and I don't work out, But that sounds fun.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Like, if there's other people in the room with you, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, would have they messed up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, then you're mad at them.
Speaker 2: Well that's what you picked also to be in the
Speaker 2: room with you. That's your fault. Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That would stress me out, Like, you know.
Speaker 4: That's kind of the way all the scape rooms work.
Speaker 4: You get mad at the front of your way. Isn't
Speaker 4: helping to make.
Speaker 2: It happy Victoria, but myself.
Speaker 1: There's also a new workout trend that the TSA is
Speaker 1: actually asking people to shy away from competitive airport running.
Speaker 1: People are trying to do that. To say the shape,
Speaker 1: they go to the airport, they buy a ticket, a
Speaker 1: cheap ticket, and they have two huge suitcases and then
Speaker 1: they race each other to different gates in the airport.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing anybody doing this, but I have. It
Speaker 1: sounds like an amazing activity. Why are you buying a
Speaker 1: ticket though?
Speaker 2: Just wait on the days that you're actually catching a
Speaker 2: flight that's multitask.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you've got to get through the gate,
Speaker 4: So you have to have a ticket to get through
Speaker 4: the security checkpoint or whatever. But you can always just
Speaker 4: go to the airport and run around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just run around anywhere.
Speaker 6: And there I was going to.
Speaker 2: Say, hear me out, use your luggage, don't go to
Speaker 2: the airport.
Speaker 1: Do the same thing right on the.
Speaker 4: Track, A buy school down the street with your luggage.
Speaker 1: People like to do anything, but just work out. They
Speaker 1: always have to find a trend. We're talking about a
Speaker 1: new trend in fitness chess boxing, where people are playing
Speaker 1: speed chess and then standing up after a minute playing
Speaker 1: chess and then boxing, and then sitting back down and
Speaker 1: playing more chess. It's the Jewbele Show, and don't forget.
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Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey there, this is Pee Deakin's calling from elementary school.
Speaker 1: I was looking for Blade's mama. Willa.
Speaker 3: This is she.
Speaker 1: Hey, Willa, how are you doing? Listen? I'm just calling
Speaker 1: because it has been delivered to your house. But apparently
Speaker 1: nobody was there at the door, so the delivery person
Speaker 1: put it in the backyard, and I would hope that
Speaker 1: somebody would be able to get to the house pretty
Speaker 1: soon to situate it and get it all set up.
Speaker 3: What if your apertly was delivered to my house?
Speaker 7: And who is this?
Speaker 1: Oh? Horton Horton.
Speaker 3: Who's Horton.
Speaker 1: Horton? The our class pet that your son has been
Speaker 1: chosen to watch for the entire summer. He's been delivered.
Speaker 3: Horton is the class pets? And Blaydon volunteered for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's all been signed off on by Max.
Speaker 1: I guess it was his dad anyway, yeah, and uh,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I need to. I don't
Speaker 1: think I need to explain to you that having a
Speaker 1: baby alligator running around the backyard it's probably not the
Speaker 1: best and safest move. So if you get home and
Speaker 1: get him inside and get him in a bathtub so
Speaker 1: he's got a little bit of water, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Did you just say a baby alligator?
Speaker 1: Yeah, our class pet Horton as in Horton here is
Speaker 1: who the kid's names. I think it's very cute, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a baby alligator that your son's going to be
Speaker 1: walking through the summer. Sounds like you don't know about this.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm actually shocked.
Speaker 3: But he just said there's a baby alligator running around
Speaker 3: in my backyard right now.
Speaker 1: It's slitherin, probably slytherin. I think alligators slither more than
Speaker 1: they run. But yeah, and like.
Speaker 8: I said, okay, you're telling me that somebody came over
Speaker 8: and dropped off an alligator to my house.
Speaker 2: Running around in my backyard.
Speaker 3: I have a dog in the.
Speaker 1: Backyard, Oh boy, didn't. Yeah, I'd want to get home
Speaker 1: as soon as possible because last time I heard alligators
Speaker 1: and dogs don't get along too well. I'm sorry about this.
Speaker 1: I thought you knew and were ready, that he prepared
Speaker 1: that he was coming over. But yeah, it's probably pretty
Speaker 1: important that you get him out of the backyard and
Speaker 1: into your house. And like I said, bathtub, a little
Speaker 1: bit of water.
Speaker 3: You're sorry.
Speaker 1: Somebody's going to be sorry. Who dropped off an alligator
Speaker 1: to somebody's house.
Speaker 9: Nobody better come over and pick up this freaking alligator.
Speaker 1: Well you you know your son did agree to watch
Speaker 1: him all summer and it was signed off on, so
Speaker 1: there's not much we can do. But I think the
Speaker 1: person who has the biggest problem with the pet alligator
Speaker 1: right now would be your dog. This in the backyard.
Speaker 3: My son is in fourth great and he's not old
Speaker 3: enough to take take care of the dogs. Let them
Speaker 3: won't take care of an alligator.
Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3: Who the hell is a fourth grader freaking alligator to watch?
Speaker 1: Freaking what is our class? Pat? And you know it
Speaker 1: was signed off on.
Speaker 2: Listen, somebody better come over and get this alligator.
Speaker 3: It's just my ex is the one we signed off
Speaker 3: on it. Bring it over to his house and I
Speaker 3: hope it bites.
Speaker 1: Hey, Willa, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
Speaker 1: doing a phone Frank on you and your ex husband
Speaker 1: set you up.
Speaker 3: My ex husband said, yes, Frank's phone call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a joke.
Speaker 3: Alligator.
Speaker 1: No, he said that you guys actually co parent very
Speaker 1: well and wanted to mess with you about having your
Speaker 1: kid watch an alligator this summer.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, isn't he funny? Now I'm gonna go release
Speaker 2: an alligator to bite his little stuff.
Speaker 1: Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
Speaker 1: need to know for the day. But it's time for
Speaker 1: Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2: While if you're somebody that flies a lot, you have
Speaker 2: now become a target. We're always talking about who's getting
Speaker 2: hacked and who's getting scammed, And now it's all of
Speaker 2: you that are on your way to the airport right now.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you how you can protect yourself coming
Speaker 2: up in just a second. But first, when you think
Speaker 2: of the Smithsonian, what do you imagine.
Speaker 1: You to be in there?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Jazz? Yeah, okay, there's like jazz albums and things like that,
Speaker 1: and there's a big jazz collection. There's a big jazz
Speaker 1: Smithsonian exhibit of jazz.
Speaker 2: I know that, I know it's all about history, right,
Speaker 2: like statue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2: Guess it's all kind Well, it's the National Museum of
Speaker 2: American History, the Smithsonian, and you know what has just
Speaker 2: entered there is Stranger Things. The dress that Eleven wore
Speaker 2: in Season one of Stranger Things has now made its
Speaker 2: way into the Smithsonian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all things like that.
Speaker 2: It's actually really rough. Well it's American history. It's actually cool.
Speaker 4: I just feel super old, thinking what is that doing there?
Speaker 2: Well that was kind of my initial thought too, But
Speaker 2: then I was like, you know what, though, Stranger Things
Speaker 2: did have a very huge impact on pop culture for
Speaker 2: a long time, So what would say it's impact was
Speaker 2: keeping us entertained during the pandemic, giving us something to
Speaker 2: all connect over, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That was kind of hard.
Speaker 4: It belongs in there more than this.
Speaker 2: Probably is, Probably it probably is. But I like that
Speaker 2: it's entertainment. Why what would you say, is Victoria? Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know, like when I think of Stranger Things.
Speaker 5: I love Stranger Things first off, but it was I
Speaker 5: don't picture it as like American history, Like I'm not
Speaker 5: going to go learn about it in history class in
Speaker 5: ten fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, you might though, because they're using Eleven's character
Speaker 2: specifically as something to kind of aspire to be, because
Speaker 2: it illustrates her journey of self discovery, empowerment, individuality and
Speaker 2: all of that stuff.
Speaker 1: So the address, the blonde wik you know, and the
Speaker 1: things on Stranger Things are about as real as the
Speaker 1: history they teach you, and that's good. Put that in
Speaker 1: schools to be just fine.
Speaker 5: I was literally thinking of, like, how many other women
Speaker 5: in history have also taught like young.
Speaker 1: They would just change it to on the marrine she had.
Speaker 1: Eleven had nothing to do with it. She was kind
Speaker 1: of there, but then America.
Speaker 2: Stepped in and handled it, saved the day. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I guess there's still a lot of questions around it.
Speaker 2: Either way, it's there and he's long there.
Speaker 1: America just happened to show was like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: this is not right in the world, and we stop
Speaker 1: everything that's wrong all by ourselves. Then Eleven was just
Speaker 1: in the background somewhere, and now.
Speaker 2: Take the doll the credit for the Dumber Brothers and everything. Lastly,
Speaker 2: if living to you means travel, you gotta be careful,
Speaker 2: especially if you have frequent flyer miles. You are being
Speaker 2: targeted hackers are now stealing all of your miles. One
Speaker 2: woman recently got ninety thousand miles stolen from her account. Wow, dude,
Speaker 2: what they can't give it back to me? No, of
Speaker 2: course not. I don't know if they can give it
Speaker 2: back to you. But what's happening is it's not like
Speaker 2: the hackers even using the miles to jump on a plane.
Speaker 2: They're taking the miles and cashing it in for gift cards.
Speaker 1: You can do that with your airline.
Speaker 4: I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 2: Or if it's your credit cards, like maybe you came
Speaker 2: with the credit cards, that's what I thought about, but
Speaker 2: I don't know about the other way either way. So
Speaker 2: this is actually kind of laughable because when it comes
Speaker 2: to protecting yourself from them, they're like, well, just make
Speaker 2: sure that all of your passwords on all across all
Speaker 2: platforms are different.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is so hard to do.
Speaker 2: One and then too, it's like, you know, the double authentication,
Speaker 2: you know, face things. That's dumb. That's your answer to
Speaker 2: me telling you all my stuff.
Speaker 1: Stolen, exactly protecting you stuff and wouldn't be stolen, dummy, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly cool, Thanks for nothing, But that is what's trending.
Speaker 1: Piper is on the phone today for to catch a
Speaker 1: cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years
Speaker 1: named Declan might be messing around. So we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can help her out. But before we do that, Piper,
Speaker 1: why do you think your husband might be cheating?
Speaker 9: I think she is taking some bougie to a spa.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, coming hot to a spa.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, an expensive spa.
Speaker 1: Wow. Why do you think that?
Speaker 9: Uh So, I'm looking at our credit card statement he's
Speaker 9: taking out he took out last month.
Speaker 11: He took it a hundred bucks twice.
Speaker 9: Oh So then I go back and look and he's
Speaker 9: been doing it twice a month for the last four months.
Speaker 1: Okay, so interesting.
Speaker 11: I'm checking on his calendar, checking his schedule.
Speaker 9: He has out of office meeting every other Thursday, every
Speaker 9: single week, every other Thursday, for the last four months.
Speaker 9: And I followed him and he's going to a bougie
Speaker 9: saw spa. He is going to a bougie spa.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you actually you actually followed him to see
Speaker 1: what he was doing on these thursdays.
Speaker 2: What are you getting a boogie spa for one hundred dollars?
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I mean, is he pampering some bougie and then getting
Speaker 9: it on the back.
Speaker 1: I mean, right, or is it one of those places
Speaker 1: where you get those special massages.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't want to freak you
Speaker 1: out anymore now, just you know, a spiral. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to add to add fuel to your fire, but
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just trying to think of things that
Speaker 1: could be going on. And he hasn't told you anything
Speaker 1: about this, No nothing.
Speaker 9: He's just taking money from the credit card twice every
Speaker 9: other week, every other Thursday.
Speaker 2: That part is weird, like to t taking the cash out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well even going there, she followed him.
Speaker 1: And not telling you what he's doing, and.
Speaker 11: Every buying her spa treatments.
Speaker 1: Right, maybe he's meeting up right in the middle of
Speaker 1: to catch a teeter and if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: Piper is on the phone, and Piper thinks that her
Speaker 1: husband of five years might be cheating. So we're about
Speaker 1: to call him and present to me from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that he's a rewards card member at and tell
Speaker 1: him that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our floor. Department and we'll see v Senzo's
Speaker 1: to his wife, Piper or to somebody else. But before
Speaker 1: we do that, Piper, why don't you refresh our memory
Speaker 1: on why you think he might be cheating?
Speaker 9: So he is taking one hundred dollars out of our
Speaker 9: credit card twice a month for the last four months,
Speaker 9: every Thursday.
Speaker 11: Every Thursday.
Speaker 9: On his schedule it says out of office. And then
Speaker 9: last Thursday, I've followed him and he's going to some
Speaker 9: bougie spa on Thursdays. That's his out of office. So
Speaker 9: he's meeting someone, or he's paying for something for somebody,
Speaker 9: or I don't even know.
Speaker 11: I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1: Okay, well are you ready for us to call him
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure it out?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I need to know.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. I'm in a Dallas number
Speaker 1: right now. Hi, this is Corbet calling from grocers. I
Speaker 1: was looking for our rewards card member named Declan out
Speaker 1: with Declan. Hi, how are you please? Don't hang up?
Speaker 1: This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
Speaker 1: with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for shopping with us. I hope you can
Speaker 1: hear Us clapp in over here. Cool, congrats?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, maybe you didn't know. Every single month we
Speaker 1: choose one Rewards card member at random who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our flooria department. You've actually just won
Speaker 1: thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
Speaker 1: or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 1: that you want, absolutely free. It's actually at three hundred
Speaker 1: and sixteen dollars value. So congratulations and thank you for
Speaker 1: shopping with us.
Speaker 6: Oh dang, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, And it's super simple how it works.
Speaker 1: I can take down the information in just a few
Speaker 1: minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.
Speaker 1: If you already knew who you wanted to send them to.
Speaker 1: I can also set up a time and call you back,
Speaker 1: or you can come down to the store and fill
Speaker 1: out the paperwork. Is easier for.
Speaker 13: You, Okay, Oh, I know I was gonna love this.
Speaker 13: Could you send them to a to Kim Kim?
Speaker 1: Yes, I can, Kim. Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 14: Don't have the address yet, but can I maybe like
Speaker 14: call you back and get it to you later?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I'm not a problem. I'll get that squared away.
Speaker 1: I'll just get all the information plugged in for now. So, Kim,
Speaker 1: you want to send flowers to Kim, and would you
Speaker 1: like to put a card along with it to Kim?
Speaker 6: Okay? Can we have the card?
Speaker 14: Say I love our Thursdays together And if Samuel won't
Speaker 14: get you the flowers you deserve.
Speaker 6: I will Samuel flowers.
Speaker 1: Well absolutely, that's a very sweet of you. At this point,
Speaker 1: I'll also let you know this is not a grocery store.
Speaker 1: This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbell Show. Yeah, him, Nina. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria and my name is Jewell. How are you?
Speaker 6: Oh? Fine, I guess And we.
Speaker 1: Do a segment on our show that's called to Catch
Speaker 1: a Cheater, where if you thinks that your significant other
Speaker 1: might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to?
Speaker 1: And your wife Piper is on the phone.
Speaker 11: Oh what the decline?
Speaker 6: Hi are you?
Speaker 1: Who is Kim?
Speaker 11: What are you cheating on me? You're cheating on me?
Speaker 14: Wait no, no, no, no no no wait wait wait no no,
Speaker 14: that's not that's not like what you think.
Speaker 9: I know about your Thursday's decline. Okay, I know that
Speaker 9: you're taking one hundred dollars out of our checking account
Speaker 9: every other Thursday. I know you've got out of office
Speaker 9: on your calendar. You're going to some bougie spa.
Speaker 11: And who is Kim are?
Speaker 9: What are you meeting her at this spa? And you
Speaker 9: guys are like some dirty little muskrabs.
Speaker 6: I mean, well, no, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 11: Are you throwing away our marriage?
Speaker 2: What are you doing at the spa?
Speaker 11: Who have you been doing at the spa?
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm not, I'm not I'm not cheating. Look, haven't
Speaker 14: you noticed how nice my toes are?
Speaker 3: You're too? Oh my god?
Speaker 9: Are you doing some weird No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm I'm sorry. I'm a I'm a
Speaker 6: little frazzled here.
Speaker 14: I've been going to get manny petties every other Thursday
Speaker 14: because you you mentioned how gross you think my feet
Speaker 14: are and you haven't even noticed.
Speaker 9: Actually, that does not, in any way explain who Kim is?
Speaker 11: And Samuel? Oh my god, it's a throule.
Speaker 9: Are you in a thruple with someone named Kim and Samuel?
Speaker 10: Girl?
Speaker 1: Are you listening?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not in a thrule.
Speaker 14: Him is one of the old ladies who also goes
Speaker 14: to the spot. When I go there, there are there
Speaker 14: are four really nice other old ladies.
Speaker 6: Him is one of them. She's very sweet.
Speaker 14: Her husband is Samuel, and to be completely honest, he
Speaker 14: hasn't bought her flowers in like thirty years, and.
Speaker 6: She I think would really appreciate them.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 6: Yes? Yes, I am serious?
Speaker 1: Oh what? Okay? I didn't see that.
Speaker 14: I didn't tell you about them because they invited me
Speaker 14: to their knitting circle next weekend and I really want
Speaker 14: to go. I mean, I didn't want to be embarrassed
Speaker 14: telling it. You can come if you want.
Speaker 9: I don't know if I believe you. Ah, I guess
Speaker 9: that we're going to be going to a knitting circle.
Speaker 9: They're better be actually be a knitting circle, deack one.
Speaker 9: I swear to God, they're better be a knitting circle,
Speaker 9: and they're better before little old ladies.
Speaker 11: I cannot believe you wouldn't tell me about this. Why
Speaker 11: would you.
Speaker 2: Keep this from me?
Speaker 9: That's you're such a dumb and you're taking care of
Speaker 9: it like you're gonna buy brugs or something.
Speaker 14: Told me, my god, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I
Speaker 14: haven't been totally honest with you. I understand that, but
Speaker 14: I mean, my toes look fantastic. I actually, but I'm
Speaker 14: not cheating on you. I'd never cheat on you, and
Speaker 14: I love you.
Speaker 11: I love you too. You know I'm inspecting your toes
Speaker 11: when you get hold.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you are.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry I called you a dirty muskrat.
Speaker 14: Babe, the only person I want to make dirty muskrat?
Speaker 6: Love to you? Whos you forever?
Speaker 1: Oh sweet?
Speaker 7: You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
Speaker 7: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 7: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
Speaker 7: most important thing in the world right now, but you
Speaker 7: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
Speaker 7: like you.
Speaker 1: This time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
Speaker 1: your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
Speaker 1: of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets and let's meet today's
Speaker 1: contestant for you versus Victoria, Renee. What's it? Renee?
Speaker 15: Hey?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm wonderful? Thank you for asking? Are
Speaker 1: you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 2: You need life advice for Victor, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Yeah, having a little bit of a crisis right now.
Speaker 5: It's just a little it's just a little one, just
Speaker 5: a any one.
Speaker 1: How old are you, Renee? You don't I am fifty five?
Speaker 3: Pretty?
Speaker 10: Five?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 12: Cool?
Speaker 1: Then you could give Victoria some live advice. She's having
Speaker 1: a crisis right now because she just realizes she's twenty
Speaker 1: six and when she started on the show she was
Speaker 1: twenty two. Now she doesn't know what to do because
Speaker 1: time is moving so quickly it is. You have any
Speaker 1: advice for you? Just enjoy it?
Speaker 3: Why you can.
Speaker 2: You're in the best years of your life right now, so.
Speaker 1: I should be doing more until you wake up at
Speaker 1: forty and fill your knee. That happened overnight.
Speaker 16: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Victoria is going to leave the studio, and while she's leaving,
Speaker 1: the game is played like this, Renee, you have thirty
Speaker 1: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
Speaker 1: you outright twin Are you ready?
Speaker 3: I am ready?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go, Renee, Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: What famous Vegas casino has a pyramid shape?
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I was just there too, sick God?
Speaker 3: Is it EXCaliber?
Speaker 2: What is the name of the layer between Earth's crust
Speaker 2: and core.
Speaker 10: Moten.
Speaker 2: What is the loudest animal on Earth? What famous musician
Speaker 2: is known as the King of Pop?
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson? All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria
Speaker 1: back into the studio if we can get her to
Speaker 1: pay attention. Okay, she's going back in and while she's
Speaker 1: getting settled and putting on her headphones, here's a question
Speaker 1: for you, Renee. If you had to have breakfast with
Speaker 1: one celebrity every morning for the rest of your life,
Speaker 1: which one would be the most annoying?
Speaker 15: Sure it top.
Speaker 1: That would be annoying to have breakfast every day of
Speaker 1: the rest of your life for the prop comic right,
Speaker 1: cracking eggs and then pulling like bandanas out of the handkerchiefs. Dude,
Speaker 1: can we just eat? Can we just eat now? Victoria?
Speaker 1: If you had to have breakfast with one celebrity every
Speaker 1: morning for the rest of your life, which one would
Speaker 1: be the most annoying?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, the only I could think I can think
Speaker 5: of because you're got this magician or pulling things out
Speaker 5: of pockets and everything.
Speaker 2: Jubi once bet me a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: We need to give me one hundred dollars if when
Speaker 5: I would I went to the guyed colleges.
Speaker 2: I were stuck like a string of theirs so that
Speaker 2: it looks like.
Speaker 1: I'm not God like you know the handkerchiefs that magicians us.
Speaker 1: It's just like, look at this doctor just keeps like.
Speaker 1: I thought that would be an.
Speaker 4: Amazing honestly, only offered one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: It would have been hilarious to your doctor's face.
Speaker 2: Funny because I was thinking about it, being like this
Speaker 2: would be so.
Speaker 1: I mean, but so close. I think those doctors should
Speaker 1: lean into a little bit more like. It's an uncomfortable
Speaker 1: appointment for a woman to have to go do. I'm
Speaker 1: not a woman, but I know many women who have
Speaker 1: to do it, and they never like doing it. But
Speaker 1: if they made it a little more fun, like they
Speaker 1: went down there and came back up and had a
Speaker 1: clown nose on you this whole time. Here you go
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know one, just stay pass and Toria, you
Speaker 1: have to meet Renee out right to winter Renee. You
Speaker 1: could tell Victory wouldn't to go.
Speaker 2: Ready, What famous Vegas casine has a pyramid shape?
Speaker 1: This is over myself. Wait, buddy that it hangs to.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the layer between Earth's crust
Speaker 2: and core.
Speaker 3: Ground?
Speaker 2: What is the loudest animal on Earth? The longest, a draft, loudest.
Speaker 1: Oh, alright, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with art scoreboard producer free.
Speaker 4: That was amazing, Victoria, you got none when Renee got one?
Speaker 1: Hey, Renee, Congratulations you feat Victoria Thomason tickets.
Speaker 4: Also to get to the question that you actually got the.
Speaker 5: Thought of a bunny.
Speaker 4: Congratulations you got the baby.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get the.
Speaker 2: The famous I guess casino that is a pyramid is
Speaker 2: the Luxer. The name of the layer between Earth's crust
Speaker 2: and core is the Mantle. I knew that the loudest
Speaker 2: animal on Earth is the sperm whale. And the famous
Speaker 2: musician known as the King of Pop is Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: The existed.
Speaker 4: Know that your college graduate is really weird.
Speaker 17: They thank you for playing I know sperm Well, hold stuff.
Speaker 1: Out of her. The great morning we play you Verse
Speaker 1: Victoriat the same time every single weekday morning wherever you
Speaker 1: want to play. Just dm us at the Jebel Show
Speaker 1: or go to the jewelshow dot com You know how
Speaker 1: the magic trick where they like they'll reach behind your
Speaker 1: ear and pull out a coin.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Cool if the doctors did that, but with quarter.
Speaker 2: Some people like it. Really nervous guys, because that.
Speaker 1: Could be there. Craig is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: our first date follow up, and he's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a woman named Serena. So in a few minutes we'll
Speaker 1: call her and see if she's hellis why she's ghosting him,
Speaker 1: and maybe get him a second date. But first, Craig,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you heard from Serena?
Speaker 3: Yeah it's been about five days.
Speaker 1: Okay, not too bad. How long? How many times did
Speaker 1: you hit her up?
Speaker 15: Just a couple, you know, like I'd send her a
Speaker 15: text and then I kind of followed up. My usual
Speaker 15: was like an upside down smiley face emoji. I tried
Speaker 15: calling her, but yeah, nothing, okay.
Speaker 1: Uh oh well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 15: Yeah? So it was great. We went to this like
Speaker 15: super chill indie bookstore cafe kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really nice.
Speaker 15: I had like live music in the back, had candles
Speaker 15: on the table. It was super low key. It just
Speaker 15: like really perfect for what we were trying to you
Speaker 15: know what the day was trying to be what I
Speaker 15: was trying to make it roman and yeah, it was
Speaker 15: very romantic. Yeah, nobody was yelling in this place, so
Speaker 15: that was nice. Yeah, and then you know what we
Speaker 15: talked about, you know, we talked about like everything, the
Speaker 15: most underrated cartoons, weird family tradition. She actually told me
Speaker 15: that she celebrates her childhood stuffed animal's birthday every year,
Speaker 15: which I thought was super interesting. And yeah, admitted to
Speaker 15: her that I once cried during a dog food commercial.
Speaker 15: So yeah, it was a solid, really solid day. Definitely
Speaker 15: felt a vibe with her. I really felt like we
Speaker 15: got each other. I walked her to her car at
Speaker 15: the end of the night and she you know, she
Speaker 15: even said she wanted to see.
Speaker 1: Me again, so oh she did. Did you guys have
Speaker 1: any kind of intimate moments?
Speaker 15: No, nothing too nothing like that. You know, I kept
Speaker 15: it professional, but yeah, like it felt like a good exit.
Speaker 1: Okay, why do you think she might be ghosting you?
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I might have made like a dumb joke at the
Speaker 10: end of the night, and you know, I offered her
Speaker 10: a mint and said something like I hope you're not
Speaker 10: doing anything for the next forty eight hours and then
Speaker 10: pretended the mint was like laced with something.
Speaker 12: Terrible.
Speaker 1: Drum. Yeah, maybe you wouldn't joke about that on a
Speaker 1: first date. That's a really bad joke.
Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, Well, see if that is the thing that
Speaker 18: did it, we'll play a song come back, and then
Speaker 18: call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
Speaker 18: ghosting you and maybe get you a second date if
Speaker 18: you still want one.
Speaker 15: Okay, cool, all right, thank you guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We'll get your first day follow up right after this.
Speaker 1: It's a double show if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's first Day follow up. Craig is on the phone
Speaker 1: and he's getting ghosted by Serena. So we're about to
Speaker 1: call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
Speaker 1: ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first,
Speaker 1: why don't you recap your date for us again? Real quick?
Speaker 15: Yeah. So, it was a great day. We went to
Speaker 15: a really romantic place. We had great conversation. But at
Speaker 15: the end of the day, I made a stupid joke
Speaker 15: about drugging her with a ment I totally regret making.
Speaker 15: Now I am getting basically ghosted.
Speaker 3: She is not calling me back, so we're testing me back.
Speaker 1: All right, Are you ready for us to give her
Speaker 1: a call?
Speaker 4: Yep, I'm ready.
Speaker 15: I'm ready for whatever happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, here we go. Sure, Hi me, I speak
Speaker 1: to Serena. Please she Hey Serena, how are you? This
Speaker 1: is the radio show. It's called The Jewbill Show. Hi, Serena.
Speaker 1: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jel.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: I don't know what is going on much?
Speaker 1: That's fair question.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, okay, Well, we do a segment on the show
Speaker 1: that's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go on a date with somebody and you end
Speaker 1: up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. And
Speaker 1: we got an email about you. Are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 3: I did go out with a guy named Craig recently. Okay,
Speaker 3: is that who wrote to you?
Speaker 1: Yes, it is Craig. He emailed us. We talked to
Speaker 1: him a little bit about your date. He really liked
Speaker 1: you and he was wondering why you're ghosting him. So
Speaker 1: we thought we'd call and ask if you wouldn't mind.
Speaker 8: Telling us Okay, sure, Well the date was lovely, but
Speaker 8: what I saw at the end of the date kind
Speaker 8: of like freaked me.
Speaker 1: Out and say what you saw, well.
Speaker 3: I okay, it was a good time. Honestly, I wasn't
Speaker 3: expecting him like him as much as I did, Like
Speaker 3: we clicked, We had a really nice time. Like he
Speaker 3: he's quirky, but he's charming. And then near the end
Speaker 3: of the night, we're standing by my car and he
Speaker 3: wants to show me a picture of him with elephants
Speaker 3: in Thailand. Okay, and so he gives me his phone
Speaker 3: and says, you know the here's me with the elephants,
Speaker 3: and I swiped to see more pictures and I swiped
Speaker 3: too far. That's when I thought, just like endless bathroom selfies,
Speaker 3: he's shirtless in different bathrooms.
Speaker 12: Doing like look how hot I am poses, and some
Speaker 12: had to action and some did not have tal action,
Speaker 12: which you know, like I did not mean to do that.
Speaker 3: What are you doing with this many photos? And who
Speaker 3: are you sending them to? Like nobody should have that
Speaker 3: many naked photos of themselves on their phone.
Speaker 1: A lot, and that's the reason you're ghosting him. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well thank you for telling us. I wonder
Speaker 1: why he has so many? Do you want you wonder
Speaker 1: that too, Serena, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you said, it was just a lot, tell no, tell,
Speaker 3: I just like, who was he sending those two? Like
Speaker 3: why do you need so many?
Speaker 1: We should ask him? Oh gosh, and Serena, he's actually
Speaker 1: on the phone right now and wants to talk to you,
Speaker 1: so let's we should just ask.
Speaker 15: I could just jump in. What so that's why you
Speaker 15: ghosted me? You're ghosting me because of selfies?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 15: So you're on this call too, right, Yeah, so you're
Speaker 15: saying you don't like what you saw, Like is that
Speaker 15: is that why you're ghosting? You're just like not attracted
Speaker 15: to me, naked, nothing to do?
Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's your takeaway. Like there's a lot
Speaker 3: of photos, man, Like who are you sending those two?
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 15: Sometimes I just need to mind myself that I'm hot now,
Speaker 15: like I was overweight growing up and now I look good.
Speaker 15: So I like to see it, Like whenever I sat
Speaker 15: at angle, I take like I like it. I mean,
Speaker 15: I I like taking photos of myself.
Speaker 1: Do you send those two people.
Speaker 15: I mean, I'll send them sometimes if it's like appropriate.
Speaker 3: So it's just to admire yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just for me.
Speaker 15: And then like just in case I need one ready
Speaker 15: to send to somebody like you.
Speaker 3: I okay, you can save your photos for your like scrolling.
Speaker 3: I'm not interested in them, more in seeing anyone who
Speaker 3: like admires himself that much. That was just a lot
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 15: What, like, you don't want to date somebody with confidence
Speaker 15: I'm confident, Like that's that's just me being confident.
Speaker 3: That's great. I'm glad you feel good about yourself now,
Speaker 3: but that doesn't change the fucking You'll take longer than
Speaker 3: me in the bathroom because you're trying at the right
Speaker 3: angle of your little friends.
Speaker 15: Like it's not.
Speaker 1: Little Hey, Serena, would you like another date with Craig?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it, thank you.
Speaker 3: But I'm good at.
Speaker 1: Least he's owning it, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: not like trying to play it off.
Speaker 2: Like if you didn't see those, Serena, would you want
Speaker 2: to go on a date with him?
Speaker 3: Probably? But like I know what I know now.
Speaker 15: I mean, Serena, like I really hope that you change
Speaker 15: her mind, Like, I really like you. I really had
Speaker 15: a great time on our date. I'm sorry for the
Speaker 15: dumb jokes that I made. I'm sorry that I take
Speaker 15: so many selfies of myself, but like, I really really
Speaker 15: like you as much as I like me.
Speaker 3: Well, I will take that as a compliment because obviously
Speaker 3: I know how much you like you. But I think this,
Speaker 3: like in the radio and the selfies, I just this
Speaker 3: is a little too much for me. So I think
Speaker 3: this is this is over now.
Speaker 15: Hey, guys, can I can I just email you a
Speaker 15: picture a couple, like a few pictures. You tell me
Speaker 15: if they're good or not?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, ye, back again. Your heart is true, You're pal.
Speaker 18: And if you do about it, invited.
Speaker 1: Everyone just a little, the biggest gift would be from me,
Speaker 1: and the cord attached would say thank you. Every iconic
Speaker 1: show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil
Speaker 1: Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with
Speaker 1: your drunk ad Nina Hy. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Speaker 1: Victoria Ramirez. Hey, and who could forget the quirky neighbor
Speaker 1: kid who lives next door and stops by every once
Speaker 1: in a while. To see if we want to buy
Speaker 1: any magazine subscriptions, so she can send her new pet
Speaker 1: Mamba to summer dance school, so we can learn to
Speaker 1: mombo our social media producer Gabby and who could forget
Speaker 1: the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee Freeze Light.
Speaker 1: And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the
Speaker 1: Jewbil Show and it's the time of week where we
Speaker 1: check in and see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1: Sonina w's help with you this week.
Speaker 2: So I have this fantasy that I am the hot
Speaker 2: mom or the hot step mom, and all the kids
Speaker 2: come to my house. I make all the snacks, we
Speaker 2: do all the things, and it's just always a good time.
Speaker 2: So I'm kind of getting closer because I'm really leaning
Speaker 2: into my anti life and I go to my nephew's
Speaker 2: baseball games. But I've been looking at the moms that
Speaker 2: show up to these games, right, So like, if I
Speaker 2: really want to put myself in that position to be
Speaker 2: the hot mom that's given out the snacks and my kids,
Speaker 2: we'll probably step kids at this point. But they have
Speaker 2: like these little cushions, they have the cute little like
Speaker 2: tumblr drinks. They've got on like the cute little hats
Speaker 2: in the bags, and I'm like this aesthetic is like, I.
Speaker 1: Gotta get this thing. Oh you got yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: get the chair.
Speaker 2: I gotta get the little tumbler. I gotta get all
Speaker 2: of a little thing so I'm comfortable. And I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's a wine hangover. I got that.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to another game this Saturday, so I've
Speaker 2: got to really scope them out.
Speaker 1: I might even be like, hey, so where'd you get that?
Speaker 5: Just go to like either Academy or Nick's Sporting Goods.
Speaker 2: They have all those there. I'm such a crazy lady,
Speaker 2: but I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna happen, Guys, It's gonna happen. Victoria was up
Speaker 1: with you this week?
Speaker 5: Well, I did my quarterly male check the other day,
Speaker 5: like m A L E.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean by male check? M A
Speaker 1: I l Oh, that's not where you would walk through
Speaker 1: the allways. Yep, you're a male. You're a male. Ear
Speaker 1: a male. You're a female. You're a male?
Speaker 15: Ear male?
Speaker 1: Clear? That could get you in trouble with it, jar Victoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very quickly.
Speaker 5: No, I did like m A, I like my mail,
Speaker 5: Like where you go check your mailbox. I don't get
Speaker 5: a lot of mail coming to me, so I check it. Wow, anyway,
Speaker 5: I don't get a lot. But I checked it the
Speaker 5: other day. And someone sent me a book of common.
Speaker 1: Sense and you don't know who sent it to you.
Speaker 2: No, it didn't have like your turn address or anything.
Speaker 1: And I opened it and someone just said, Victoria a
Speaker 1: book of common sense, and.
Speaker 4: It's a it's a.
Speaker 2: It's like but I'm like, how did I find out
Speaker 2: my address? I meant to bring it in to show
Speaker 2: it to you guys, and I forgot it. But I'm
Speaker 2: also like one of you guys.
Speaker 3: Listen, like this.
Speaker 2: Has to be somebody in your family, because I was aggressively.
Speaker 1: Telling you to get it together.
Speaker 3: I don't know about it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, com, exactly did.
Speaker 2: You send me a book of common sense? She has
Speaker 2: no sweetheart, why would I send you that?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Someone did?
Speaker 4: You checked her off the list? Okay it wasn't her.
Speaker 1: Oh look it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.
Speaker 1: Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 19: Me, Well, my baby started a daycare and so we're sick.
Speaker 1: Your voice is very parent. You're going to be sick
Speaker 1: for about five years. That's what I that's what I
Speaker 1: hear about parenthood.
Speaker 19: Ediatrician said, Yeah, it's fine. You guys are fine. You're
Speaker 19: probably going to be sick for like the next ten years.
Speaker 1: Ten years. All right, Ray, welcome to parenthead.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 19: Daycare is awesome. I love her care team, like they
Speaker 19: do a wonderful job. But she comes home and she
Speaker 19: smells different. And this is where I feel like I
Speaker 19: have like a monkey brain because I have to I
Speaker 19: have to give her a bath as soon as she
Speaker 19: gets home, because she doesn't. She doesn't smell like my baby.
Speaker 1: Frees, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4: I have kidney disease.
Speaker 1: Hey, congratulations. How do you celebrate that?
Speaker 4: Stage one? So I'm super early. But basically the whole
Speaker 4: process I went to the doctor yesterday, and the whole
Speaker 4: process is I am now taking input on low sodium
Speaker 4: dietary suggestions. And it was crazy because I was talking
Speaker 4: to a friend of mine who I haven't talked to
Speaker 4: him like fifteen years about it, who was actually like
Speaker 4: stage four, like he's really far down there, but he
Speaker 4: was talking to me about it and he was, He's
Speaker 4: like used to liking mushrooms and like, you know, switched everything.
Speaker 1: That sounds fantastic.
Speaker 3: To get.
Speaker 4: But yeah, like so now I'm like looking at all
Speaker 4: these little different recipes and people, you know, friends are
Speaker 4: sending me different recipes and whatnot about how to go vegetarians.
Speaker 4: So that's like really the next movies like this. He
Speaker 4: basically told me, he said, forget what everybody else tells you,
Speaker 4: get rid of me, and that'll be a huge He said,
Speaker 4: I changed that one thing, and my doctors were blown
Speaker 4: away by how quickly everything turned around for me. So
Speaker 4: that's kind of like the option that I'm looking at
Speaker 4: them now. Don't start eating mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take care of yourself.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 10: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get together on the weekends and any
Speaker 1: mushrooms together we can forget. We even have kidneys, you
Speaker 1: not much. I've just been having a lot of fun
Speaker 1: with my nose. Just my allergies, you know, they kill me.
Speaker 1: But I've started, you know, being able to make fun
Speaker 1: noises with my nose. So when I shower and I
Speaker 1: blow my nose, now it's really fun. Can we hear
Speaker 1: anything I can try? Yeah, there's one Spotify, squeeze it
Speaker 1: on my cheek and makes a cool like horn noise.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, feel I can do it. It's
Speaker 1: not working right now. The myologies aren't as bad as
Speaker 1: they normally are. Yeah, so I just have been in
Speaker 1: the shower doing that for way too long.
Speaker 2: I'm sure my girlfriend is super hot. Can you imagine
Speaker 2: she does? Hear me laughing to myself and doing that.
Speaker 2: He happens every single hour on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up right after this, and
Speaker 1: then right after that is Nina's What's trending. It's the
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's time for Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 2: If you ever find yourself in a position where you
Speaker 2: need to ask for a loan, borrow some money from
Speaker 2: somebody that you know, make sure they're the person that
Speaker 2: spends all of the time in the gym, Hey, jewel.
Speaker 2: Exactly why I brought this up is that, oh you
Speaker 2: Jim rats, make sure you're ready to hand up money.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why in a second. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why in a second.
Speaker 2: But first, Matthew Perry's assistant just got forty one months
Speaker 2: behind bars for his role in the actor's death. Now
Speaker 2: he is the final person connected to the tragic death
Speaker 2: of Matthew Perry that has learned his fate. And I
Speaker 2: think it's also a lesson because the reason why he's
Speaker 2: going to prison is because he administered the fatal dose.
Speaker 5: But how do you do that with that's like your
Speaker 5: boss and like he's telling you to do something, like
Speaker 5: how do you I mean you can say no, you
Speaker 5: can't say no.
Speaker 2: But someone who like.
Speaker 17: Is your that's a very hard position to be in.
Speaker 17: It's a very hard position to be in. And I
Speaker 17: don't know, like that's it is a hard position to
Speaker 17: be in, but I think I'm not in it. So
Speaker 17: I can't say that with confidence that this is what
Speaker 17: I would do. But I think when it comes to
Speaker 17: somebody's life, like if it's something dumb like.
Speaker 2: But he always but apparently he did it a lot.
Speaker 5: Also, do you know that's going to be the strain
Speaker 5: or that that's going to be the time that it
Speaker 5: doesn't real.
Speaker 2: It's a risk, it's a risk every time. Are you
Speaker 2: a nurse? Why are you administering?
Speaker 4: The problem is celebrities have a lot of people around
Speaker 4: them and people who are willing to do anything for them.
Speaker 4: And so when you're in that position, are you going
Speaker 4: to just stop doing your job that everybody wants to
Speaker 4: have it should be this, you know, Yeah, there's a
Speaker 4: bunch of enablers trying to make money off of them.
Speaker 2: Well, and if they do that, then you do deserve
Speaker 2: the time behind virus because you should use your brain.
Speaker 2: But if everyone's enabling around him, you're the one person
Speaker 2: who doesn't.
Speaker 5: You're gonna get fired if you're thinking about more like
Speaker 5: your job and.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, that's why I say it's a tough position.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like you shouldn't enable anybody, right, but
Speaker 1: like it'd be it very tough to be like, this
Speaker 1: is my job, my boss is asking me to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's an amazing around.
Speaker 5: You're the one person that is saying no when everyone
Speaker 5: It's kind of like if you're going to be like
Speaker 5: a leader or a sheep exactly.
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine anybody asking me to inject them
Speaker 2: with anything. Well if I if I don't have the
Speaker 2: qualifications to do it. One I don't like blood, and
Speaker 2: two I don't like needles. But this is me personally,
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry that he did this for multiple reasons,
Speaker 2: but it is a conversation. I mean we're having it
Speaker 2: right now whether I mean, maybe you're in a difficult situation,
Speaker 2: but you gotta just kind of wigh what what the
Speaker 2: consequences may be? Yeah, and if it's worth it. Well,
Speaker 2: the fight to keep Denny Blaine Park nude continues.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot, there's that nude park.
Speaker 2: Yes, what if you didn't know? We have historically had
Speaker 2: a nude park here in Seattle. But you can Deny
Speaker 2: Blaine Park can go nude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nude nude beach. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: a lot of downtown Seattle feels like a nude park
Speaker 1: because there's so many like timeless dudes that are just
Speaker 1: on the street corner. They can do whatever they want
Speaker 1: around nude. Technically is illegal, although they will not do
Speaker 1: anything about it. But technically is illegal.
Speaker 2: Well, the line is a little bit fine right now.
Speaker 2: Because the trial began earlier this week, advocates for the
Speaker 2: city's longtime noo beach people are basically telling the neighbors
Speaker 2: that they want to stay naked, and the neighbors are saying, well,
Speaker 2: we don't want you to do any illicit behavior in
Speaker 2: this park because they have been, and we're talking drugs
Speaker 2: and all of the other things why they don't have
Speaker 2: clothes on. A judge recently ruled that, okay, we're going
Speaker 2: to have part of the park be to continue to
Speaker 2: stay what it is, nude, and then the other part
Speaker 2: of the park is going to be clothing optional where
Speaker 2: you are allowed to be topless. So you can stay
Speaker 2: topless if you like.
Speaker 1: But the city officials in Seattle are the worst, horrible
Speaker 1: Why because they're trying to keep people happy. No think
Speaker 1: about that, though, that is a terrible recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1: You have a little park, tiny park. One area of
Speaker 1: people can be totally nude. The other part you can
Speaker 1: maybe have your top off. Balls like, don't mix the
Speaker 1: two just because it's like no, no nudity, sorry or
Speaker 1: all nudity. Will put up some signs and don't go
Speaker 1: there unless you want to deal with nudity.
Speaker 2: Well, which yes, yes, yes, when you put it that way, it's.
Speaker 1: The same reason that it's all messed up. Like when
Speaker 1: I make a joke about the homeless people everywhere, it's
Speaker 1: because I don't want to be so inclusive that it's
Speaker 1: actually putting people's in positions where bad things can happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like, sorry, I don't want a homeless crackhead
Speaker 1: living outside of like on my front porch and a tent.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, you know, yeah that's just me. I
Speaker 1: hear you on that one.
Speaker 2: But the thing that's frustrating about this too is that
Speaker 2: even though these people are nude, they're still doing things
Speaker 2: that are illegal and they're not being a story.
Speaker 1: So imagine you this park, you see people with clothes on,
Speaker 1: you have a kid with you're I'm gonna takem over here,
Speaker 1: and you look to the side where the boundary is
Speaker 1: probably not like a fence or anything, it's just a
Speaker 1: boundary made up boundary, and you look over there and
Speaker 1: people are doing lude things. You know. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I think it's a bad idea. And I just think
Speaker 1: that everybody who runs the city there are a bunch
Speaker 1: of chumps.
Speaker 2: Well, the trial has began.
Speaker 1: We'll see how it ends up playing out.
Speaker 2: It's the friends of Denny Blaine Park versus the neighbors essentially,
Speaker 2: so we'll see if it stays nude, or if you
Speaker 2: got to put your clothes back on, or maybe half
Speaker 2: and half.
Speaker 1: Then lastly, cool to stand though at the made up boundary.
Speaker 1: One half has clothes on the other. That's cool.
Speaker 2: Like one leg with like one leg, that would be
Speaker 2: harder for a dude to do. What do you do
Speaker 2: at the middle? You just push it to one side.
Speaker 2: And lastly, if you're looking to borrow money from somebody,
Speaker 2: you're going to want to look to your friends that
Speaker 2: spend the most time in the gym, because thanks to science,
Speaker 2: we now know that the gym rats and the people
Speaker 2: that are health enthusiasts are the most generous of fact,
Speaker 2: because exercise triggers and releases dopamine. So that's the brains
Speaker 2: feel good hormone, which plays a key role in moon
Speaker 2: motivation and reward processing. So if you feel good from
Speaker 2: what you just did, you want to feel good again
Speaker 2: by doing something good for somebody else.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea for when I become one of
Speaker 1: the homeless people that I've just been talking about, I
Speaker 1: will set up shop right outside of a gym. Do
Speaker 1: it anyway?
Speaker 2: Say it's like for social research science.
Speaker 1: That's what's strending. Hello, was up? You have a dirty
Speaker 1: little secret? What's up?
Speaker 6: I'm a big I'm listening to you guys forever. I
Speaker 6: got this girlfriend, and it's.
Speaker 20: Not only a thirty little secret man, bro, but she
Speaker 20: has another boyfriend. And I'm the secret because well first
Speaker 20: I wasn't because we had a three song.
Speaker 6: I told her, you do that in front of me
Speaker 6: one more time.
Speaker 20: I'm walking in and he just happened to be the
Speaker 20: lucky one.
Speaker 2: What You're a side piece, but you weren't for at first?
Speaker 20: No, no, no, Well basically I've been running off all
Speaker 20: her boyfriends and I really like her, but you know,
Speaker 20: whatever she gotta put out anyways if I'm not there anyway, Okay,
Speaker 20: she like, like more my girlfriend, but come in and
Speaker 20: and he want to try the girlfriend her and everything,
Speaker 20: and then she just she gets drunk and she says
Speaker 20: around and I'm like, I swear you pull that on
Speaker 20: me one more time because the walls are so content
Speaker 20: and I'm not getting any I'm a joint.
Speaker 16: So so Tyler is the guy you got. I joined,
Speaker 16: But sadly, I'm sadly you've been a way because I
Speaker 16: don't know when I see guys, it doesn't.
Speaker 6: Work no more.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So now she has a boyfriend and still
Speaker 2: hooks up with you on the side.
Speaker 20: Oh well, now she has two boyfriends me and the
Speaker 20: other dude, but she's kind of hiding me from him.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was you once and it didn't
Speaker 2: turn out well. But you're not technically the boyfriend he is.
Speaker 2: You're just like but you've been around for so long
Speaker 2: that year.
Speaker 12: No, she's been.
Speaker 20: Telling him that he's she don't want a relationship, and
Speaker 20: me too.
Speaker 6: Total I just gave up on it, so we're just
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: A good one man,