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Full Podcast from Thursday May 28th 2026

Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:

🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks – where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.
🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.
🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.
🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.
🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.
🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.
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Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. I'm Radio's todd Sparks, and today I'm going

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Speaker 1: the spark back in your life For advice. It's the

Speaker 1: Jewel Show. You have to be able to do it

Speaker 1: for There's always a new workout trend, and just in

Speaker 1: time for summer, there's a new one that some people

Speaker 1: are saying is great and some people are saying sounds

Speaker 1: insane and why would you do this? We'll tell you

Speaker 1: what it is in just the second. But there's also

Speaker 1: a bunch of other new workout fads that people are

Speaker 1: trying as well. But here is the newest workout trend.

Speaker 1: See if this is something you'd like to do. There's

Speaker 1: a boxing gym in Brooklyn, New York that has been

Speaker 1: running chess boxing like chess events. They combined speed chess

Speaker 1: and live boxing.

Speaker 2: Is it like a life stize chess? Just like punch

Speaker 2: your way across it?

Speaker 1: Yeah. There is a total of eleven rounds, six rounds

Speaker 1: of chess alternating with five boxing rounds. Oh that's cool

Speaker 1: at all? About a minute long, So it's about a

Speaker 1: minute of playing chess and then you get up and

Speaker 1: punch each other in the face of a minute? Yeah crazy?

Speaker 2: What how do you emplay that?

Speaker 3: Like?

Speaker 2: What you get? Like a move and then you get

Speaker 2: to go knock the other.

Speaker 4: Guy out for a minute. I guess, and then you

Speaker 4: go back and sit down and make your next move.

Speaker 1: Play more chess.

Speaker 4: You got to think about chess while you're getting your

Speaker 4: face beat in.

Speaker 1: Basically it might make you better.

Speaker 2: And then also the mental like you know how much

Speaker 2: you use the mental juice that actually burns calories too.

Speaker 1: The climates to work out for your body and your mind,

Speaker 1: except getting punched in the head is also a way

Speaker 1: to damage your mind, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2: Well, can the below the neck thing go with the

Speaker 2: boxing too, you know, like those below the neck only.

Speaker 1: We're talking about a new trend in the workout world.

Speaker 1: You know, you gotta get ready. It's almost summertime. Get

Speaker 1: that summer body. With the new trend chest boxing. For example,

Speaker 1: contestants start with chess and when the time expires the

Speaker 1: chess matches paused, they stand up and immediately start punching

Speaker 1: each other. Then after three minutes they return to the game.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm want them to make this like professional so

Speaker 2: you can go and watch. This is a sport you'd

Speaker 2: want to see.

Speaker 1: It is actually a sport I'd want to see if

Speaker 1: they were doing it with like the legit chess people,

Speaker 1: you know, not actual box I.

Speaker 4: Was actually thinking, Jubile that you would want to do this.

Speaker 1: I would. I definitely want to do that. It was

Speaker 1: super fun. You can win through a knockout, a checkmate,

Speaker 1: or a time forfeit ben.

Speaker 5: It's quite stressful, but imagine how annoying it would be

Speaker 5: also if you like because those time chess times or whatever.

Speaker 2: You usually have to make your move in a certain time.

Speaker 5: But what if the buzzer for the boxing part goes

Speaker 5: off before you're.

Speaker 1: Like, before you make your move, yes, and so you're.

Speaker 5: About to make your move, but then the buzzer goes

Speaker 5: off and has to go back into the ring, and

Speaker 5: then when you get back to the chess board you

Speaker 5: have to make a move again.

Speaker 4: Right, the whole three minutes, you're getting your face beat in,

Speaker 4: you're thinking of the movie you have to make when

Speaker 4: you get back.

Speaker 1: It's actually very tough. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2: I feel like the dude that does this work out

Speaker 2: is my kind of guy for real. Though he's smart,

Speaker 2: he's strong, he's quick.

Speaker 1: Oh I love it. This new workout trend of people

Speaker 1: doing chess boxing in order to get in shape to

Speaker 1: sit playing one minute of speed chest and standing up

Speaker 1: and just slugging it out for three minutes and sitting

Speaker 1: back down to play some more. Chess has grown in popularity,

Speaker 1: and it's also started some other workout trends that people

Speaker 1: are doing. There's now a scape room CrossFit.

Speaker 4: That actually sounds interesting.

Speaker 2: That's fun, that sounds awful.

Speaker 1: Every set you do unlocks a new clue.

Speaker 4: Ah.

Speaker 1: So if you miss, like a deadlifter, don't do it

Speaker 1: all the way you're trapped. Yeah, some fake submarine for

Speaker 1: an hour.

Speaker 2: I'm claustrophobic and I can picture it stinking. I don't

Speaker 2: want to be stuck in that room.

Speaker 1: Really, I love that.

Speaker 2: That's motivation if you want to get out to the

Speaker 2: dead list.

Speaker 4: I'm fat and I don't work out, But that sounds fun.

Speaker 1: Wow.

Speaker 2: Like, if there's other people in the room with you, you

Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, would have they messed up?

Speaker 4: Yeah, then you're mad at them.

Speaker 2: Well that's what you picked also to be in the

Speaker 2: room with you. That's your fault. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2: That would stress me out, Like, you know.

Speaker 4: That's kind of the way all the scape rooms work.

Speaker 4: You get mad at the front of your way. Isn't

Speaker 4: helping to make.

Speaker 2: It happy Victoria, but myself.

Speaker 1: There's also a new workout trend that the TSA is

Speaker 1: actually asking people to shy away from competitive airport running.

Speaker 1: People are trying to do that. To say the shape,

Speaker 1: they go to the airport, they buy a ticket, a

Speaker 1: cheap ticket, and they have two huge suitcases and then

Speaker 1: they race each other to different gates in the airport.

Speaker 1: I'm not seeing anybody doing this, but I have. It

Speaker 1: sounds like an amazing activity. Why are you buying a

Speaker 1: ticket though?

Speaker 2: Just wait on the days that you're actually catching a

Speaker 2: flight that's multitask.

Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you've got to get through the gate,

Speaker 4: So you have to have a ticket to get through

Speaker 4: the security checkpoint or whatever. But you can always just

Speaker 4: go to the airport and run around.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you just run around anywhere.

Speaker 6: And there I was going to.

Speaker 2: Say, hear me out, use your luggage, don't go to

Speaker 2: the airport.

Speaker 1: Do the same thing right on the.

Speaker 4: Track, A buy school down the street with your luggage.

Speaker 1: People like to do anything, but just work out. They

Speaker 1: always have to find a trend. We're talking about a

Speaker 1: new trend in fitness chess boxing, where people are playing

Speaker 1: speed chess and then standing up after a minute playing

Speaker 1: chess and then boxing, and then sitting back down and

Speaker 1: playing more chess. It's the Jewbele Show, and don't forget.

Speaker 1: You can always listen to the Jebel Show podcast anywhere

Speaker 1: you get your podcasts, or in the iHeartRadio app just

Speaker 1: type in the jewbil Show.

Speaker 3: Hello.

Speaker 1: Hey there, this is Pee Deakin's calling from elementary school.

Speaker 1: I was looking for Blade's mama. Willa.

Speaker 3: This is she.

Speaker 1: Hey, Willa, how are you doing? Listen? I'm just calling

Speaker 1: because it has been delivered to your house. But apparently

Speaker 1: nobody was there at the door, so the delivery person

Speaker 1: put it in the backyard, and I would hope that

Speaker 1: somebody would be able to get to the house pretty

Speaker 1: soon to situate it and get it all set up.

Speaker 3: What if your apertly was delivered to my house?

Speaker 7: And who is this?

Speaker 1: Oh? Horton Horton.

Speaker 3: Who's Horton.

Speaker 1: Horton? The our class pet that your son has been

Speaker 1: chosen to watch for the entire summer. He's been delivered.

Speaker 3: Horton is the class pets? And Blaydon volunteered for this.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's all been signed off on by Max.

Speaker 1: I guess it was his dad anyway, yeah, and uh,

Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I need to. I don't

Speaker 1: think I need to explain to you that having a

Speaker 1: baby alligator running around the backyard it's probably not the

Speaker 1: best and safest move. So if you get home and

Speaker 1: get him inside and get him in a bathtub so

Speaker 1: he's got a little bit of water, that'd be great.

Speaker 3: Did you just say a baby alligator?

Speaker 1: Yeah, our class pet Horton as in Horton here is

Speaker 1: who the kid's names. I think it's very cute, but yeah,

Speaker 1: he's a baby alligator that your son's going to be

Speaker 1: walking through the summer. Sounds like you don't know about this.

Speaker 4: Okay, I'm actually shocked.

Speaker 3: But he just said there's a baby alligator running around

Speaker 3: in my backyard right now.

Speaker 1: It's slitherin, probably slytherin. I think alligators slither more than

Speaker 1: they run. But yeah, and like.

Speaker 8: I said, okay, you're telling me that somebody came over

Speaker 8: and dropped off an alligator to my house.

Speaker 2: Running around in my backyard.

Speaker 3: I have a dog in the.

Speaker 1: Backyard, Oh boy, didn't. Yeah, I'd want to get home

Speaker 1: as soon as possible because last time I heard alligators

Speaker 1: and dogs don't get along too well. I'm sorry about this.

Speaker 1: I thought you knew and were ready, that he prepared

Speaker 1: that he was coming over. But yeah, it's probably pretty

Speaker 1: important that you get him out of the backyard and

Speaker 1: into your house. And like I said, bathtub, a little

Speaker 1: bit of water.

Speaker 3: You're sorry.

Speaker 1: Somebody's going to be sorry. Who dropped off an alligator

Speaker 1: to somebody's house.

Speaker 9: Nobody better come over and pick up this freaking alligator.

Speaker 1: Well you you know your son did agree to watch

Speaker 1: him all summer and it was signed off on, so

Speaker 1: there's not much we can do. But I think the

Speaker 1: person who has the biggest problem with the pet alligator

Speaker 1: right now would be your dog. This in the backyard.

Speaker 3: My son is in fourth great and he's not old

Speaker 3: enough to take take care of the dogs. Let them

Speaker 3: won't take care of an alligator.

Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 3: Who the hell is a fourth grader freaking alligator to watch?

Speaker 1: Freaking what is our class? Pat? And you know it

Speaker 1: was signed off on.

Speaker 2: Listen, somebody better come over and get this alligator.

Speaker 3: It's just my ex is the one we signed off

Speaker 3: on it. Bring it over to his house and I

Speaker 3: hope it bites.

Speaker 1: Hey, Willa, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show

Speaker 1: doing a phone Frank on you and your ex husband

Speaker 1: set you up.

Speaker 3: My ex husband said, yes, Frank's phone call.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a joke.

Speaker 3: Alligator.

Speaker 1: No, he said that you guys actually co parent very

Speaker 1: well and wanted to mess with you about having your

Speaker 1: kid watch an alligator this summer.

Speaker 2: Oh, well, isn't he funny? Now I'm gonna go release

Speaker 2: an alligator to bite his little stuff.

Speaker 1: Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you

Speaker 1: need to know for the day. But it's time for

Speaker 1: Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2: While if you're somebody that flies a lot, you have

Speaker 2: now become a target. We're always talking about who's getting

Speaker 2: hacked and who's getting scammed, And now it's all of

Speaker 2: you that are on your way to the airport right now.

Speaker 2: But I'll tell you how you can protect yourself coming

Speaker 2: up in just a second. But first, when you think

Speaker 2: of the Smithsonian, what do you imagine.

Speaker 1: You to be in there?

Speaker 10: Oh?

Speaker 1: Jazz? Yeah, okay, there's like jazz albums and things like that,

Speaker 1: and there's a big jazz collection. There's a big jazz

Speaker 1: Smithsonian exhibit of jazz.

Speaker 2: I know that, I know it's all about history, right,

Speaker 2: like statue.

Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.

Speaker 2: Guess it's all kind Well, it's the National Museum of

Speaker 2: American History, the Smithsonian, and you know what has just

Speaker 2: entered there is Stranger Things. The dress that Eleven wore

Speaker 2: in Season one of Stranger Things has now made its

Speaker 2: way into the Smithsonian.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all things like that.

Speaker 2: It's actually really rough. Well it's American history. It's actually cool.

Speaker 4: I just feel super old, thinking what is that doing there?

Speaker 2: Well that was kind of my initial thought too, But

Speaker 2: then I was like, you know what, though, Stranger Things

Speaker 2: did have a very huge impact on pop culture for

Speaker 2: a long time, So what would say it's impact was

Speaker 2: keeping us entertained during the pandemic, giving us something to

Speaker 2: all connect over, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1: That was kind of hard.

Speaker 4: It belongs in there more than this.

Speaker 2: Probably is, Probably it probably is. But I like that

Speaker 2: it's entertainment. Why what would you say, is Victoria? Well,

Speaker 2: I don't know, like when I think of Stranger Things.

Speaker 5: I love Stranger Things first off, but it was I

Speaker 5: don't picture it as like American history, Like I'm not

Speaker 5: going to go learn about it in history class in

Speaker 5: ten fifteen years.

Speaker 2: Right, Well, you might though, because they're using Eleven's character

Speaker 2: specifically as something to kind of aspire to be, because

Speaker 2: it illustrates her journey of self discovery, empowerment, individuality and

Speaker 2: all of that stuff.

Speaker 1: So the address, the blonde wik you know, and the

Speaker 1: things on Stranger Things are about as real as the

Speaker 1: history they teach you, and that's good. Put that in

Speaker 1: schools to be just fine.

Speaker 5: I was literally thinking of, like, how many other women

Speaker 5: in history have also taught like young.

Speaker 1: They would just change it to on the marrine she had.

Speaker 1: Eleven had nothing to do with it. She was kind

Speaker 1: of there, but then America.

Speaker 2: Stepped in and handled it, saved the day. Okay, well,

Speaker 2: I guess there's still a lot of questions around it.

Speaker 2: Either way, it's there and he's long there.

Speaker 1: America just happened to show was like, wait a second,

Speaker 1: this is not right in the world, and we stop

Speaker 1: everything that's wrong all by ourselves. Then Eleven was just

Speaker 1: in the background somewhere, and now.

Speaker 2: Take the doll the credit for the Dumber Brothers and everything. Lastly,

Speaker 2: if living to you means travel, you gotta be careful,

Speaker 2: especially if you have frequent flyer miles. You are being

Speaker 2: targeted hackers are now stealing all of your miles. One

Speaker 2: woman recently got ninety thousand miles stolen from her account. Wow, dude,

Speaker 2: what they can't give it back to me? No, of

Speaker 2: course not. I don't know if they can give it

Speaker 2: back to you. But what's happening is it's not like

Speaker 2: the hackers even using the miles to jump on a plane.

Speaker 2: They're taking the miles and cashing it in for gift cards.

Speaker 1: You can do that with your airline.

Speaker 4: I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 2: Or if it's your credit cards, like maybe you came

Speaker 2: with the credit cards, that's what I thought about, but

Speaker 2: I don't know about the other way either way. So

Speaker 2: this is actually kind of laughable because when it comes

Speaker 2: to protecting yourself from them, they're like, well, just make

Speaker 2: sure that all of your passwords on all across all

Speaker 2: platforms are different.

Speaker 1: Okay, that is so hard to do.

Speaker 2: One and then too, it's like, you know, the double authentication,

Speaker 2: you know, face things. That's dumb. That's your answer to

Speaker 2: me telling you all my stuff.

Speaker 1: Stolen, exactly protecting you stuff and wouldn't be stolen, dummy, Yeah.

Speaker 2: Exactly cool, Thanks for nothing, But that is what's trending.

Speaker 1: Piper is on the phone today for to catch a

Speaker 1: cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years

Speaker 1: named Declan might be messing around. So we'll see if

Speaker 1: we can help her out. But before we do that, Piper,

Speaker 1: why do you think your husband might be cheating?

Speaker 9: I think she is taking some bougie to a spa.

Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, coming hot to a spa.

Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, an expensive spa.

Speaker 1: Wow. Why do you think that?

Speaker 9: Uh So, I'm looking at our credit card statement he's

Speaker 9: taking out he took out last month.

Speaker 11: He took it a hundred bucks twice.

Speaker 9: Oh So then I go back and look and he's

Speaker 9: been doing it twice a month for the last four months.

Speaker 1: Okay, so interesting.

Speaker 11: I'm checking on his calendar, checking his schedule.

Speaker 9: He has out of office meeting every other Thursday, every

Speaker 9: single week, every other Thursday, for the last four months.

Speaker 9: And I followed him and he's going to a bougie

Speaker 9: saw spa. He is going to a bougie spa.

Speaker 1: Okay, so you actually you actually followed him to see

Speaker 1: what he was doing on these thursdays.

Speaker 2: What are you getting a boogie spa for one hundred dollars?

Speaker 12: I don't know.

Speaker 9: I mean, is he pampering some bougie and then getting

Speaker 9: it on the back.

Speaker 1: I mean, right, or is it one of those places

Speaker 1: where you get those special massages.

Speaker 11: Oh my god.

Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't want to freak you

Speaker 1: out anymore now, just you know, a spiral. I'm not

Speaker 1: trying to add to add fuel to your fire, but

Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just trying to think of things that

Speaker 1: could be going on. And he hasn't told you anything

Speaker 1: about this, No nothing.

Speaker 9: He's just taking money from the credit card twice every

Speaker 9: other week, every other Thursday.

Speaker 2: That part is weird, like to t taking the cash out. Yeah,

Speaker 2: well even going there, she followed him.

Speaker 1: And not telling you what he's doing, and.

Speaker 11: Every buying her spa treatments.

Speaker 1: Right, maybe he's meeting up right in the middle of

Speaker 1: to catch a teeter and if you're just joining us.

Speaker 1: Piper is on the phone, and Piper thinks that her

Speaker 1: husband of five years might be cheating. So we're about

Speaker 1: to call him and present to me from the grocery

Speaker 1: store that he's a rewards card member at and tell

Speaker 1: him that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers

Speaker 1: delivered from our floor. Department and we'll see v Senzo's

Speaker 1: to his wife, Piper or to somebody else. But before

Speaker 1: we do that, Piper, why don't you refresh our memory

Speaker 1: on why you think he might be cheating?

Speaker 9: So he is taking one hundred dollars out of our

Speaker 9: credit card twice a month for the last four months,

Speaker 9: every Thursday.

Speaker 11: Every Thursday.

Speaker 9: On his schedule it says out of office. And then

Speaker 9: last Thursday, I've followed him and he's going to some

Speaker 9: bougie spa on Thursdays. That's his out of office. So

Speaker 9: he's meeting someone, or he's paying for something for somebody,

Speaker 9: or I don't even know.

Speaker 11: I don't know what to think.

Speaker 1: Okay, well are you ready for us to call him

Speaker 1: and see if we can figure it out?

Speaker 6: Yeah?

Speaker 11: Yeah, I need to know.

Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. I'm in a Dallas number

Speaker 1: right now. Hi, this is Corbet calling from grocers. I

Speaker 1: was looking for our rewards card member named Declan out

Speaker 1: with Declan. Hi, how are you please? Don't hang up?

Speaker 1: This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling

Speaker 1: with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you

Speaker 1: so much for shopping with us. I hope you can

Speaker 1: hear Us clapp in over here. Cool, congrats?

Speaker 6: What is it?

Speaker 1: Oh, well, maybe you didn't know. Every single month we

Speaker 1: choose one Rewards card member at random who gets free

Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our flooria department. You've actually just won

Speaker 1: thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy

Speaker 1: or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody

Speaker 1: that you want, absolutely free. It's actually at three hundred

Speaker 1: and sixteen dollars value. So congratulations and thank you for

Speaker 1: shopping with us.

Speaker 6: Oh dang, thank you.

Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, And it's super simple how it works.

Speaker 1: I can take down the information in just a few

Speaker 1: minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.

Speaker 1: If you already knew who you wanted to send them to.

Speaker 1: I can also set up a time and call you back,

Speaker 1: or you can come down to the store and fill

Speaker 1: out the paperwork. Is easier for.

Speaker 13: You, Okay, Oh, I know I was gonna love this.

Speaker 13: Could you send them to a to Kim Kim?

Speaker 1: Yes, I can, Kim. Okay, all right, I.

Speaker 14: Don't have the address yet, but can I maybe like

Speaker 14: call you back and get it to you later?

Speaker 3: Sure?

Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I'm not a problem. I'll get that squared away.

Speaker 1: I'll just get all the information plugged in for now. So, Kim,

Speaker 1: you want to send flowers to Kim, and would you

Speaker 1: like to put a card along with it to Kim?

Speaker 6: Okay? Can we have the card?

Speaker 14: Say I love our Thursdays together And if Samuel won't

Speaker 14: get you the flowers you deserve.

Speaker 6: I will Samuel flowers.

Speaker 1: Well absolutely, that's a very sweet of you. At this point,

Speaker 1: I'll also let you know this is not a grocery store.

Speaker 1: This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbell Show. Yeah, him, Nina. Hi,

Speaker 1: I'm Victoria and my name is Jewell. How are you?

Speaker 6: Oh? Fine, I guess And we.

Speaker 1: Do a segment on our show that's called to Catch

Speaker 1: a Cheater, where if you thinks that your significant other

Speaker 1: might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to?

Speaker 1: And your wife Piper is on the phone.

Speaker 11: Oh what the decline?

Speaker 6: Hi are you?

Speaker 1: Who is Kim?

Speaker 11: What are you cheating on me? You're cheating on me?

Speaker 14: Wait no, no, no, no no no wait wait wait no no,

Speaker 14: that's not that's not like what you think.

Speaker 9: I know about your Thursday's decline. Okay, I know that

Speaker 9: you're taking one hundred dollars out of our checking account

Speaker 9: every other Thursday. I know you've got out of office

Speaker 9: on your calendar. You're going to some bougie spa.

Speaker 11: And who is Kim are?

Speaker 9: What are you meeting her at this spa? And you

Speaker 9: guys are like some dirty little muskrabs.

Speaker 6: I mean, well, no, but yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah, but no?

Speaker 2: What does that mean?

Speaker 11: Are you throwing away our marriage?

Speaker 2: What are you doing at the spa?

Speaker 11: Who have you been doing at the spa?

Speaker 14: Okay, I'm not, I'm not I'm not cheating. Look, haven't

Speaker 14: you noticed how nice my toes are?

Speaker 3: You're too? Oh my god?

Speaker 9: Are you doing some weird No?

Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm I'm sorry. I'm a I'm a

Speaker 6: little frazzled here.

Speaker 14: I've been going to get manny petties every other Thursday

Speaker 14: because you you mentioned how gross you think my feet

Speaker 14: are and you haven't even noticed.

Speaker 9: Actually, that does not, in any way explain who Kim is?

Speaker 11: And Samuel? Oh my god, it's a throule.

Speaker 9: Are you in a thruple with someone named Kim and Samuel?

Speaker 10: Girl?

Speaker 1: Are you listening?

Speaker 6: No, I'm not in a thrule.

Speaker 14: Him is one of the old ladies who also goes

Speaker 14: to the spot. When I go there, there are there

Speaker 14: are four really nice other old ladies.

Speaker 6: Him is one of them. She's very sweet.

Speaker 14: Her husband is Samuel, and to be completely honest, he

Speaker 14: hasn't bought her flowers in like thirty years, and.

Speaker 6: She I think would really appreciate them.

Speaker 2: Are you serious?

Speaker 6: Yes? Yes, I am serious?

Speaker 1: Oh what? Okay? I didn't see that.

Speaker 14: I didn't tell you about them because they invited me

Speaker 14: to their knitting circle next weekend and I really want

Speaker 14: to go. I mean, I didn't want to be embarrassed

Speaker 14: telling it. You can come if you want.

Speaker 9: I don't know if I believe you. Ah, I guess

Speaker 9: that we're going to be going to a knitting circle.

Speaker 9: They're better be actually be a knitting circle, deack one.

Speaker 9: I swear to God, they're better be a knitting circle,

Speaker 9: and they're better before little old ladies.

Speaker 11: I cannot believe you wouldn't tell me about this. Why

Speaker 11: would you.

Speaker 2: Keep this from me?

Speaker 9: That's you're such a dumb and you're taking care of

Speaker 9: it like you're gonna buy brugs or something.

Speaker 14: Told me, my god, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I

Speaker 14: haven't been totally honest with you. I understand that, but

Speaker 14: I mean, my toes look fantastic. I actually, but I'm

Speaker 14: not cheating on you. I'd never cheat on you, and

Speaker 14: I love you.

Speaker 11: I love you too. You know I'm inspecting your toes

Speaker 11: when you get hold.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah you are.

Speaker 11: I'm sorry I called you a dirty muskrat.

Speaker 14: Babe, the only person I want to make dirty muskrat?

Speaker 6: Love to you? Whos you forever?

Speaker 1: Oh sweet?

Speaker 7: You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that

Speaker 7: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

Speaker 7: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the

Speaker 7: most important thing in the world right now, but you

Speaker 7: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to

Speaker 7: like you.

Speaker 1: This time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria

Speaker 1: your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game

Speaker 1: of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets and let's meet today's

Speaker 1: contestant for you versus Victoria, Renee. What's it? Renee?

Speaker 15: Hey?

Speaker 1: How are you? I'm wonderful? Thank you for asking? Are

Speaker 1: you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 2: You need life advice for Victor, Victoria.

Speaker 1: Yeah, having a little bit of a crisis right now.

Speaker 5: It's just a little it's just a little one, just

Speaker 5: a any one.

Speaker 1: How old are you, Renee? You don't I am fifty five?

Speaker 3: Pretty?

Speaker 10: Five?

Speaker 1: Okay?

Speaker 12: Cool?

Speaker 1: Then you could give Victoria some live advice. She's having

Speaker 1: a crisis right now because she just realizes she's twenty

Speaker 1: six and when she started on the show she was

Speaker 1: twenty two. Now she doesn't know what to do because

Speaker 1: time is moving so quickly it is. You have any

Speaker 1: advice for you? Just enjoy it?

Speaker 3: Why you can.

Speaker 2: You're in the best years of your life right now, so.

Speaker 1: I should be doing more until you wake up at

Speaker 1: forty and fill your knee. That happened overnight.

Speaker 16: Here we go.

Speaker 1: Victoria is going to leave the studio, and while she's leaving,

Speaker 1: the game is played like this, Renee, you have thirty

Speaker 1: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

Speaker 1: know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat

Speaker 1: you outright twin Are you ready?

Speaker 3: I am ready?

Speaker 1: All right? Here we go, Renee, Your time starts now.

Speaker 2: What famous Vegas casino has a pyramid shape?

Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I was just there too, sick God?

Speaker 3: Is it EXCaliber?

Speaker 2: What is the name of the layer between Earth's crust

Speaker 2: and core.

Speaker 10: Moten.

Speaker 2: What is the loudest animal on Earth? What famous musician

Speaker 2: is known as the King of Pop?

Speaker 1: Michael Jackson? All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria

Speaker 1: back into the studio if we can get her to

Speaker 1: pay attention. Okay, she's going back in and while she's

Speaker 1: getting settled and putting on her headphones, here's a question

Speaker 1: for you, Renee. If you had to have breakfast with

Speaker 1: one celebrity every morning for the rest of your life,

Speaker 1: which one would be the most annoying?

Speaker 15: Sure it top.

Speaker 1: That would be annoying to have breakfast every day of

Speaker 1: the rest of your life for the prop comic right,

Speaker 1: cracking eggs and then pulling like bandanas out of the handkerchiefs. Dude,

Speaker 1: can we just eat? Can we just eat now? Victoria?

Speaker 1: If you had to have breakfast with one celebrity every

Speaker 1: morning for the rest of your life, which one would

Speaker 1: be the most annoying?

Speaker 5: I'm sorry, the only I could think I can think

Speaker 5: of because you're got this magician or pulling things out

Speaker 5: of pockets and everything.

Speaker 2: Jubi once bet me a hundred bucks.

Speaker 5: We need to give me one hundred dollars if when

Speaker 5: I would I went to the guyed colleges.

Speaker 2: I were stuck like a string of theirs so that

Speaker 2: it looks like.

Speaker 1: I'm not God like you know the handkerchiefs that magicians us.

Speaker 1: It's just like, look at this doctor just keeps like.

Speaker 1: I thought that would be an.

Speaker 4: Amazing honestly, only offered one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1: It would have been hilarious to your doctor's face.

Speaker 2: Funny because I was thinking about it, being like this

Speaker 2: would be so.

Speaker 1: I mean, but so close. I think those doctors should

Speaker 1: lean into a little bit more like. It's an uncomfortable

Speaker 1: appointment for a woman to have to go do. I'm

Speaker 1: not a woman, but I know many women who have

Speaker 1: to do it, and they never like doing it. But

Speaker 1: if they made it a little more fun, like they

Speaker 1: went down there and came back up and had a

Speaker 1: clown nose on you this whole time. Here you go

Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

Speaker 1: you don't know one, just stay pass and Toria, you

Speaker 1: have to meet Renee out right to winter Renee. You

Speaker 1: could tell Victory wouldn't to go.

Speaker 2: Ready, What famous Vegas casine has a pyramid shape?

Speaker 1: This is over myself. Wait, buddy that it hangs to.

Speaker 2: What is the name of the layer between Earth's crust

Speaker 2: and core.

Speaker 3: Ground?

Speaker 2: What is the loudest animal on Earth? The longest, a draft, loudest.

Speaker 1: Oh, alright, let's send it over to the scoreboard and

Speaker 1: see how you guys did with art scoreboard producer free.

Speaker 4: That was amazing, Victoria, you got none when Renee got one?

Speaker 1: Hey, Renee, Congratulations you feat Victoria Thomason tickets.

Speaker 4: Also to get to the question that you actually got the.

Speaker 5: Thought of a bunny.

Speaker 4: Congratulations you got the baby.

Speaker 1: All right, let's get the.

Speaker 2: The famous I guess casino that is a pyramid is

Speaker 2: the Luxer. The name of the layer between Earth's crust

Speaker 2: and core is the Mantle. I knew that the loudest

Speaker 2: animal on Earth is the sperm whale. And the famous

Speaker 2: musician known as the King of Pop is Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1: The existed.

Speaker 4: Know that your college graduate is really weird.

Speaker 17: They thank you for playing I know sperm Well, hold stuff.

Speaker 1: Out of her. The great morning we play you Verse

Speaker 1: Victoriat the same time every single weekday morning wherever you

Speaker 1: want to play. Just dm us at the Jebel Show

Speaker 1: or go to the jewelshow dot com You know how

Speaker 1: the magic trick where they like they'll reach behind your

Speaker 1: ear and pull out a coin.

Speaker 15: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Cool if the doctors did that, but with quarter.

Speaker 2: Some people like it. Really nervous guys, because that.

Speaker 1: Could be there. Craig is on the phone today for

Speaker 1: our first date follow up, and he's getting ghosted by

Speaker 1: a woman named Serena. So in a few minutes we'll

Speaker 1: call her and see if she's hellis why she's ghosting him,

Speaker 1: and maybe get him a second date. But first, Craig,

Speaker 1: how long has it been since you heard from Serena?

Speaker 3: Yeah it's been about five days.

Speaker 1: Okay, not too bad. How long? How many times did

Speaker 1: you hit her up?

Speaker 15: Just a couple, you know, like I'd send her a

Speaker 15: text and then I kind of followed up. My usual

Speaker 15: was like an upside down smiley face emoji. I tried

Speaker 15: calling her, but yeah, nothing, okay.

Speaker 1: Uh oh well, why don't you tell us about the date?

Speaker 15: Yeah? So it was great. We went to this like

Speaker 15: super chill indie bookstore cafe kind of thing.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really nice.

Speaker 15: I had like live music in the back, had candles

Speaker 15: on the table. It was super low key. It just

Speaker 15: like really perfect for what we were trying to you

Speaker 15: know what the day was trying to be what I

Speaker 15: was trying to make it roman and yeah, it was

Speaker 15: very romantic. Yeah, nobody was yelling in this place, so

Speaker 15: that was nice. Yeah, and then you know what we

Speaker 15: talked about, you know, we talked about like everything, the

Speaker 15: most underrated cartoons, weird family tradition. She actually told me

Speaker 15: that she celebrates her childhood stuffed animal's birthday every year,

Speaker 15: which I thought was super interesting. And yeah, admitted to

Speaker 15: her that I once cried during a dog food commercial.

Speaker 15: So yeah, it was a solid, really solid day. Definitely

Speaker 15: felt a vibe with her. I really felt like we

Speaker 15: got each other. I walked her to her car at

Speaker 15: the end of the night and she you know, she

Speaker 15: even said she wanted to see.

Speaker 1: Me again, so oh she did. Did you guys have

Speaker 1: any kind of intimate moments?

Speaker 15: No, nothing too nothing like that. You know, I kept

Speaker 15: it professional, but yeah, like it felt like a good exit.

Speaker 1: Okay, why do you think she might be ghosting you?

Speaker 15: I don't know.

Speaker 10: I might have made like a dumb joke at the

Speaker 10: end of the night, and you know, I offered her

Speaker 10: a mint and said something like I hope you're not

Speaker 10: doing anything for the next forty eight hours and then

Speaker 10: pretended the mint was like laced with something.

Speaker 12: Terrible.

Speaker 1: Drum. Yeah, maybe you wouldn't joke about that on a

Speaker 1: first date. That's a really bad joke.

Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, Well, see if that is the thing that

Speaker 18: did it, we'll play a song come back, and then

Speaker 18: call her and see if she'll tell us why she's

Speaker 18: ghosting you and maybe get you a second date if

Speaker 18: you still want one.

Speaker 15: Okay, cool, all right, thank you guys, appreciate it.

Speaker 1: We'll get your first day follow up right after this.

Speaker 1: It's a double show if you're just joining us for

Speaker 1: today's first Day follow up. Craig is on the phone

Speaker 1: and he's getting ghosted by Serena. So we're about to

Speaker 1: call her and see if she'll tell us why she's

Speaker 1: ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first,

Speaker 1: why don't you recap your date for us again? Real quick?

Speaker 15: Yeah. So, it was a great day. We went to

Speaker 15: a really romantic place. We had great conversation. But at

Speaker 15: the end of the day, I made a stupid joke

Speaker 15: about drugging her with a ment I totally regret making.

Speaker 15: Now I am getting basically ghosted.

Speaker 3: She is not calling me back, so we're testing me back.

Speaker 1: All right, Are you ready for us to give her

Speaker 1: a call?

Speaker 4: Yep, I'm ready.

Speaker 15: I'm ready for whatever happened.

Speaker 1: Okay, okay, here we go. Sure, Hi me, I speak

Speaker 1: to Serena. Please she Hey Serena, how are you? This

Speaker 1: is the radio show. It's called The Jewbill Show. Hi, Serena.

Speaker 1: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jel.

Speaker 1: What's going on?

Speaker 3: I don't know what is going on much?

Speaker 1: That's fair question.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 3: No?

Speaker 1: No, okay, Well, we do a segment on the show

Speaker 1: that's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if

Speaker 1: you go on a date with somebody and you end

Speaker 1: up ghosting them, that person can email us to get

Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. And

Speaker 1: we got an email about you. Are you ghosting somebody?

Speaker 3: I did go out with a guy named Craig recently. Okay,

Speaker 3: is that who wrote to you?

Speaker 1: Yes, it is Craig. He emailed us. We talked to

Speaker 1: him a little bit about your date. He really liked

Speaker 1: you and he was wondering why you're ghosting him. So

Speaker 1: we thought we'd call and ask if you wouldn't mind.

Speaker 8: Telling us Okay, sure, Well the date was lovely, but

Speaker 8: what I saw at the end of the date kind

Speaker 8: of like freaked me.

Speaker 1: Out and say what you saw, well.

Speaker 3: I okay, it was a good time. Honestly, I wasn't

Speaker 3: expecting him like him as much as I did, Like

Speaker 3: we clicked, We had a really nice time. Like he

Speaker 3: he's quirky, but he's charming. And then near the end

Speaker 3: of the night, we're standing by my car and he

Speaker 3: wants to show me a picture of him with elephants

Speaker 3: in Thailand. Okay, and so he gives me his phone

Speaker 3: and says, you know the here's me with the elephants,

Speaker 3: and I swiped to see more pictures and I swiped

Speaker 3: too far. That's when I thought, just like endless bathroom selfies,

Speaker 3: he's shirtless in different bathrooms.

Speaker 12: Doing like look how hot I am poses, and some

Speaker 12: had to action and some did not have tal action,

Speaker 12: which you know, like I did not mean to do that.

Speaker 3: What are you doing with this many photos? And who

Speaker 3: are you sending them to? Like nobody should have that

Speaker 3: many naked photos of themselves on their phone.

Speaker 1: A lot, and that's the reason you're ghosting him. Yeah, okay,

Speaker 1: all right, well thank you for telling us. I wonder

Speaker 1: why he has so many? Do you want you wonder

Speaker 1: that too, Serena, I'm sure.

Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you said, it was just a lot, tell no, tell,

Speaker 3: I just like, who was he sending those two? Like

Speaker 3: why do you need so many?

Speaker 1: We should ask him? Oh gosh, and Serena, he's actually

Speaker 1: on the phone right now and wants to talk to you,

Speaker 1: so let's we should just ask.

Speaker 15: I could just jump in. What so that's why you

Speaker 15: ghosted me? You're ghosting me because of selfies?

Speaker 5: Yeah?

Speaker 3: Cool?

Speaker 15: So you're on this call too, right, Yeah, so you're

Speaker 15: saying you don't like what you saw, Like is that

Speaker 15: is that why you're ghosting? You're just like not attracted

Speaker 15: to me, naked, nothing to do?

Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's your takeaway. Like there's a lot

Speaker 3: of photos, man, Like who are you sending those two?

Speaker 3: That's weird.

Speaker 15: Sometimes I just need to mind myself that I'm hot now,

Speaker 15: like I was overweight growing up and now I look good.

Speaker 15: So I like to see it, Like whenever I sat

Speaker 15: at angle, I take like I like it. I mean,

Speaker 15: I I like taking photos of myself.

Speaker 1: Do you send those two people.

Speaker 15: I mean, I'll send them sometimes if it's like appropriate.

Speaker 3: So it's just to admire yourself.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just for me.

Speaker 15: And then like just in case I need one ready

Speaker 15: to send to somebody like you.

Speaker 3: I okay, you can save your photos for your like scrolling.

Speaker 3: I'm not interested in them, more in seeing anyone who

Speaker 3: like admires himself that much. That was just a lot

Speaker 3: for me.

Speaker 15: What, like, you don't want to date somebody with confidence

Speaker 15: I'm confident, Like that's that's just me being confident.

Speaker 3: That's great. I'm glad you feel good about yourself now,

Speaker 3: but that doesn't change the fucking You'll take longer than

Speaker 3: me in the bathroom because you're trying at the right

Speaker 3: angle of your little friends.

Speaker 15: Like it's not.

Speaker 1: Little Hey, Serena, would you like another date with Craig?

Speaker 1: We'll pay for it, thank you.

Speaker 3: But I'm good at.

Speaker 1: Least he's owning it, you know what I mean. It's

Speaker 1: not like trying to play it off.

Speaker 2: Like if you didn't see those, Serena, would you want

Speaker 2: to go on a date with him?

Speaker 3: Probably? But like I know what I know now.

Speaker 15: I mean, Serena, like I really hope that you change

Speaker 15: her mind, Like, I really like you. I really had

Speaker 15: a great time on our date. I'm sorry for the

Speaker 15: dumb jokes that I made. I'm sorry that I take

Speaker 15: so many selfies of myself, but like, I really really

Speaker 15: like you as much as I like me.

Speaker 3: Well, I will take that as a compliment because obviously

Speaker 3: I know how much you like you. But I think this,

Speaker 3: like in the radio and the selfies, I just this

Speaker 3: is a little too much for me. So I think

Speaker 3: this is this is over now.

Speaker 15: Hey, guys, can I can I just email you a

Speaker 15: picture a couple, like a few pictures. You tell me

Speaker 15: if they're good or not?

Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, ye, back again. Your heart is true, You're pal.

Speaker 18: And if you do about it, invited.

Speaker 1: Everyone just a little, the biggest gift would be from me,

Speaker 1: and the cord attached would say thank you. Every iconic

Speaker 1: show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil

Speaker 1: Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with

Speaker 1: your drunk ad Nina Hy. And then there's everybody's younger sister,

Speaker 1: Victoria Ramirez. Hey, and who could forget the quirky neighbor

Speaker 1: kid who lives next door and stops by every once

Speaker 1: in a while. To see if we want to buy

Speaker 1: any magazine subscriptions, so she can send her new pet

Speaker 1: Mamba to summer dance school, so we can learn to

Speaker 1: mombo our social media producer Gabby and who could forget

Speaker 1: the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee Freeze Light.

Speaker 1: And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the

Speaker 1: Jewbil Show and it's the time of week where we

Speaker 1: check in and see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 1: Sonina w's help with you this week.

Speaker 2: So I have this fantasy that I am the hot

Speaker 2: mom or the hot step mom, and all the kids

Speaker 2: come to my house. I make all the snacks, we

Speaker 2: do all the things, and it's just always a good time.

Speaker 2: So I'm kind of getting closer because I'm really leaning

Speaker 2: into my anti life and I go to my nephew's

Speaker 2: baseball games. But I've been looking at the moms that

Speaker 2: show up to these games, right, So like, if I

Speaker 2: really want to put myself in that position to be

Speaker 2: the hot mom that's given out the snacks and my kids,

Speaker 2: we'll probably step kids at this point. But they have

Speaker 2: like these little cushions, they have the cute little like

Speaker 2: tumblr drinks. They've got on like the cute little hats

Speaker 2: in the bags, and I'm like this aesthetic is like, I.

Speaker 1: Gotta get this thing. Oh you got yeah, I gotta

Speaker 1: get the chair.

Speaker 2: I gotta get the little tumbler. I gotta get all

Speaker 2: of a little thing so I'm comfortable. And I'm like, whoa,

Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

Speaker 1: Like it's a wine hangover. I got that.

Speaker 2: So I'm going to another game this Saturday, so I've

Speaker 2: got to really scope them out.

Speaker 1: I might even be like, hey, so where'd you get that?

Speaker 5: Just go to like either Academy or Nick's Sporting Goods.

Speaker 2: They have all those there. I'm such a crazy lady,

Speaker 2: but I'm here for it.

Speaker 1: It's gonna happen, Guys, It's gonna happen. Victoria was up

Speaker 1: with you this week?

Speaker 5: Well, I did my quarterly male check the other day,

Speaker 5: like m A L E.

Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean by male check? M A

Speaker 1: I l Oh, that's not where you would walk through

Speaker 1: the allways. Yep, you're a male. You're a male. Ear

Speaker 1: a male. You're a female. You're a male?

Speaker 15: Ear male?

Speaker 1: Clear? That could get you in trouble with it, jar Victoria.

Speaker 2: Yeah, very quickly.

Speaker 5: No, I did like m A, I like my mail,

Speaker 5: Like where you go check your mailbox. I don't get

Speaker 5: a lot of mail coming to me, so I check it. Wow, anyway,

Speaker 5: I don't get a lot. But I checked it the

Speaker 5: other day. And someone sent me a book of common.

Speaker 1: Sense and you don't know who sent it to you.

Speaker 2: No, it didn't have like your turn address or anything.

Speaker 1: And I opened it and someone just said, Victoria a

Speaker 1: book of common sense, and.

Speaker 4: It's a it's a.

Speaker 2: It's like but I'm like, how did I find out

Speaker 2: my address? I meant to bring it in to show

Speaker 2: it to you guys, and I forgot it. But I'm

Speaker 2: also like one of you guys.

Speaker 3: Listen, like this.

Speaker 2: Has to be somebody in your family, because I was aggressively.

Speaker 1: Telling you to get it together.

Speaker 3: I don't know about it.

Speaker 1: I'm like, com, exactly did.

Speaker 2: You send me a book of common sense? She has

Speaker 2: no sweetheart, why would I send you that?

Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what.

Speaker 2: Someone did?

Speaker 4: You checked her off the list? Okay it wasn't her.

Speaker 1: Oh look it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.

Speaker 1: Gabby was up with you this week?

Speaker 19: Me, Well, my baby started a daycare and so we're sick.

Speaker 1: Your voice is very parent. You're going to be sick

Speaker 1: for about five years. That's what I that's what I

Speaker 1: hear about parenthood.

Speaker 19: Ediatrician said, Yeah, it's fine. You guys are fine. You're

Speaker 19: probably going to be sick for like the next ten years.

Speaker 1: Ten years. All right, Ray, welcome to parenthead.

Speaker 5: You know.

Speaker 19: Daycare is awesome. I love her care team, like they

Speaker 19: do a wonderful job. But she comes home and she

Speaker 19: smells different. And this is where I feel like I

Speaker 19: have like a monkey brain because I have to I

Speaker 19: have to give her a bath as soon as she

Speaker 19: gets home, because she doesn't. She doesn't smell like my baby.

Speaker 1: Frees, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 4: I have kidney disease.

Speaker 1: Hey, congratulations. How do you celebrate that?

Speaker 4: Stage one? So I'm super early. But basically the whole

Speaker 4: process I went to the doctor yesterday, and the whole

Speaker 4: process is I am now taking input on low sodium

Speaker 4: dietary suggestions. And it was crazy because I was talking

Speaker 4: to a friend of mine who I haven't talked to

Speaker 4: him like fifteen years about it, who was actually like

Speaker 4: stage four, like he's really far down there, but he

Speaker 4: was talking to me about it and he was, He's

Speaker 4: like used to liking mushrooms and like, you know, switched everything.

Speaker 1: That sounds fantastic.

Speaker 3: To get.

Speaker 4: But yeah, like so now I'm like looking at all

Speaker 4: these little different recipes and people, you know, friends are

Speaker 4: sending me different recipes and whatnot about how to go vegetarians.

Speaker 4: So that's like really the next movies like this. He

Speaker 4: basically told me, he said, forget what everybody else tells you,

Speaker 4: get rid of me, and that'll be a huge He said,

Speaker 4: I changed that one thing, and my doctors were blown

Speaker 4: away by how quickly everything turned around for me. So

Speaker 4: that's kind of like the option that I'm looking at

Speaker 4: them now. Don't start eating mushrooms.

Speaker 1: Yeah, take care of yourself.

Speaker 4: I appreciate that.

Speaker 10: Bro.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get together on the weekends and any

Speaker 1: mushrooms together we can forget. We even have kidneys, you

Speaker 1: not much. I've just been having a lot of fun

Speaker 1: with my nose. Just my allergies, you know, they kill me.

Speaker 1: But I've started, you know, being able to make fun

Speaker 1: noises with my nose. So when I shower and I

Speaker 1: blow my nose, now it's really fun. Can we hear

Speaker 1: anything I can try? Yeah, there's one Spotify, squeeze it

Speaker 1: on my cheek and makes a cool like horn noise.

Speaker 1: I was gonna say, feel I can do it. It's

Speaker 1: not working right now. The myologies aren't as bad as

Speaker 1: they normally are. Yeah, so I just have been in

Speaker 1: the shower doing that for way too long.

Speaker 2: I'm sure my girlfriend is super hot. Can you imagine

Speaker 2: she does? Hear me laughing to myself and doing that.

Speaker 2: He happens every single hour on the twenties.

Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up right after this, and

Speaker 1: then right after that is Nina's What's trending. It's the

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Speaker 1: you why in a second.

Speaker 2: But first, Matthew Perry's assistant just got forty one months

Speaker 2: behind bars for his role in the actor's death. Now

Speaker 2: he is the final person connected to the tragic death

Speaker 2: of Matthew Perry that has learned his fate. And I

Speaker 2: think it's also a lesson because the reason why he's

Speaker 2: going to prison is because he administered the fatal dose.

Speaker 5: But how do you do that with that's like your

Speaker 5: boss and like he's telling you to do something, like

Speaker 5: how do you I mean you can say no, you

Speaker 5: can't say no.

Speaker 2: But someone who like.

Speaker 17: Is your that's a very hard position to be in.

Speaker 17: It's a very hard position to be in. And I

Speaker 17: don't know, like that's it is a hard position to

Speaker 17: be in, but I think I'm not in it. So

Speaker 17: I can't say that with confidence that this is what

Speaker 17: I would do. But I think when it comes to

Speaker 17: somebody's life, like if it's something dumb like.

Speaker 2: But he always but apparently he did it a lot.

Speaker 5: Also, do you know that's going to be the strain

Speaker 5: or that that's going to be the time that it

Speaker 5: doesn't real.

Speaker 2: It's a risk, it's a risk every time. Are you

Speaker 2: a nurse? Why are you administering?

Speaker 4: The problem is celebrities have a lot of people around

Speaker 4: them and people who are willing to do anything for them.

Speaker 4: And so when you're in that position, are you going

Speaker 4: to just stop doing your job that everybody wants to

Speaker 4: have it should be this, you know, Yeah, there's a

Speaker 4: bunch of enablers trying to make money off of them.

Speaker 2: Well, and if they do that, then you do deserve

Speaker 2: the time behind virus because you should use your brain.

Speaker 2: But if everyone's enabling around him, you're the one person

Speaker 2: who doesn't.

Speaker 5: You're gonna get fired if you're thinking about more like

Speaker 5: your job and.

Speaker 1: Like, yeah, that's why I say it's a tough position.

Speaker 1: I don't know, like you shouldn't enable anybody, right, but

Speaker 1: like it'd be it very tough to be like, this

Speaker 1: is my job, my boss is asking me to do it.

Speaker 1: I don't know.

Speaker 4: It's an amazing around.

Speaker 5: You're the one person that is saying no when everyone

Speaker 5: It's kind of like if you're going to be like

Speaker 5: a leader or a sheep exactly.

Speaker 2: I just can't imagine anybody asking me to inject them

Speaker 2: with anything. Well if I if I don't have the

Speaker 2: qualifications to do it. One I don't like blood, and

Speaker 2: two I don't like needles. But this is me personally,

Speaker 2: and I'm sorry that he did this for multiple reasons,

Speaker 2: but it is a conversation. I mean we're having it

Speaker 2: right now whether I mean, maybe you're in a difficult situation,

Speaker 2: but you gotta just kind of wigh what what the

Speaker 2: consequences may be? Yeah, and if it's worth it. Well,

Speaker 2: the fight to keep Denny Blaine Park nude continues.

Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot, there's that nude park.

Speaker 2: Yes, what if you didn't know? We have historically had

Speaker 2: a nude park here in Seattle. But you can Deny

Speaker 2: Blaine Park can go nude.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nude nude beach. I mean, I know

Speaker 1: a lot of downtown Seattle feels like a nude park

Speaker 1: because there's so many like timeless dudes that are just

Speaker 1: on the street corner. They can do whatever they want

Speaker 1: around nude. Technically is illegal, although they will not do

Speaker 1: anything about it. But technically is illegal.

Speaker 2: Well, the line is a little bit fine right now.

Speaker 2: Because the trial began earlier this week, advocates for the

Speaker 2: city's longtime noo beach people are basically telling the neighbors

Speaker 2: that they want to stay naked, and the neighbors are saying, well,

Speaker 2: we don't want you to do any illicit behavior in

Speaker 2: this park because they have been, and we're talking drugs

Speaker 2: and all of the other things why they don't have

Speaker 2: clothes on. A judge recently ruled that, okay, we're going

Speaker 2: to have part of the park be to continue to

Speaker 2: stay what it is, nude, and then the other part

Speaker 2: of the park is going to be clothing optional where

Speaker 2: you are allowed to be topless. So you can stay

Speaker 2: topless if you like.

Speaker 1: But the city officials in Seattle are the worst, horrible

Speaker 1: Why because they're trying to keep people happy. No think

Speaker 1: about that, though, that is a terrible recipe for disaster.

Speaker 1: You have a little park, tiny park. One area of

Speaker 1: people can be totally nude. The other part you can

Speaker 1: maybe have your top off. Balls like, don't mix the

Speaker 1: two just because it's like no, no nudity, sorry or

Speaker 1: all nudity. Will put up some signs and don't go

Speaker 1: there unless you want to deal with nudity.

Speaker 2: Well, which yes, yes, yes, when you put it that way, it's.

Speaker 1: The same reason that it's all messed up. Like when

Speaker 1: I make a joke about the homeless people everywhere, it's

Speaker 1: because I don't want to be so inclusive that it's

Speaker 1: actually putting people's in positions where bad things can happen. Yeah,

Speaker 1: you know, like, sorry, I don't want a homeless crackhead

Speaker 1: living outside of like on my front porch and a tent.

Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, you know, yeah that's just me. I

Speaker 1: hear you on that one.

Speaker 2: But the thing that's frustrating about this too is that

Speaker 2: even though these people are nude, they're still doing things

Speaker 2: that are illegal and they're not being a story.

Speaker 1: So imagine you this park, you see people with clothes on,

Speaker 1: you have a kid with you're I'm gonna takem over here,

Speaker 1: and you look to the side where the boundary is

Speaker 1: probably not like a fence or anything, it's just a

Speaker 1: boundary made up boundary, and you look over there and

Speaker 1: people are doing lude things. You know. Yeah, that's why

Speaker 1: I think it's a bad idea. And I just think

Speaker 1: that everybody who runs the city there are a bunch

Speaker 1: of chumps.

Speaker 2: Well, the trial has began.

Speaker 1: We'll see how it ends up playing out.

Speaker 2: It's the friends of Denny Blaine Park versus the neighbors essentially,

Speaker 2: so we'll see if it stays nude, or if you

Speaker 2: got to put your clothes back on, or maybe half

Speaker 2: and half.

Speaker 1: Then lastly, cool to stand though at the made up boundary.

Speaker 1: One half has clothes on the other. That's cool.

Speaker 2: Like one leg with like one leg, that would be

Speaker 2: harder for a dude to do. What do you do

Speaker 2: at the middle? You just push it to one side.

Speaker 2: And lastly, if you're looking to borrow money from somebody,

Speaker 2: you're going to want to look to your friends that

Speaker 2: spend the most time in the gym, because thanks to science,

Speaker 2: we now know that the gym rats and the people

Speaker 2: that are health enthusiasts are the most generous of fact,

Speaker 2: because exercise triggers and releases dopamine. So that's the brains

Speaker 2: feel good hormone, which plays a key role in moon

Speaker 2: motivation and reward processing. So if you feel good from

Speaker 2: what you just did, you want to feel good again

Speaker 2: by doing something good for somebody else.

Speaker 1: That's a great idea for when I become one of

Speaker 1: the homeless people that I've just been talking about, I

Speaker 1: will set up shop right outside of a gym. Do

Speaker 1: it anyway?

Speaker 2: Say it's like for social research science.

Speaker 1: That's what's strending. Hello, was up? You have a dirty

Speaker 1: little secret? What's up?

Speaker 6: I'm a big I'm listening to you guys forever. I

Speaker 6: got this girlfriend, and it's.

Speaker 20: Not only a thirty little secret man, bro, but she

Speaker 20: has another boyfriend. And I'm the secret because well first

Speaker 20: I wasn't because we had a three song.

Speaker 6: I told her, you do that in front of me

Speaker 6: one more time.

Speaker 20: I'm walking in and he just happened to be the

Speaker 20: lucky one.

Speaker 2: What You're a side piece, but you weren't for at first?

Speaker 20: No, no, no, Well basically I've been running off all

Speaker 20: her boyfriends and I really like her, but you know,

Speaker 20: whatever she gotta put out anyways if I'm not there anyway, Okay,

Speaker 20: she like, like more my girlfriend, but come in and

Speaker 20: and he want to try the girlfriend her and everything,

Speaker 20: and then she just she gets drunk and she says

Speaker 20: around and I'm like, I swear you pull that on

Speaker 20: me one more time because the walls are so content

Speaker 20: and I'm not getting any I'm a joint.

Speaker 16: So so Tyler is the guy you got. I joined,

Speaker 16: But sadly, I'm sadly you've been a way because I

Speaker 16: don't know when I see guys, it doesn't.

Speaker 6: Work no more.

Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So now she has a boyfriend and still

Speaker 2: hooks up with you on the side.

Speaker 20: Oh well, now she has two boyfriends me and the

Speaker 20: other dude, but she's kind of hiding me from him.

Speaker 2: I feel like I was you once and it didn't

Speaker 2: turn out well. But you're not technically the boyfriend he is.

Speaker 2: You're just like but you've been around for so long

Speaker 2: that year.

Speaker 12: No, she's been.

Speaker 20: Telling him that he's she don't want a relationship, and

Speaker 20: me too.

Speaker 6: Total I just gave up on it, so we're just

Speaker 6: all right.

Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1: A good one man,

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