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Full Jubal Show from Friday May 29th 2026

Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:

🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks – where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.
🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.
🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.
🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.
🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.
🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.
🌟 Daily Show Highlights – all the best moments, jokes, and chaos from each show!

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Speaker 1: Wow, Hey there, I just moved in next door and

Speaker 1: I thought i'd pop over to see. Yes, I am single,

Speaker 1: and you are correct. I just unloaded an entire box

Speaker 1: of leather goods from my U haul. So if you

Speaker 1: ever want to come over and get a little neighborly,

Speaker 1: let me know. Neighbor, Is it a good idea or

Speaker 1: a bad idea to date your neighbors? Text us four

Speaker 1: one oh six one. Call us eighty eight eight three

Speaker 1: four three one oh six one. We need your uh opinion.

Speaker 1: We need your expert opinion on that, because one of

Speaker 1: the members on this show is thinking about making the

Speaker 1: move and dating one of their neighbors other than Nina.

Speaker 1: And Nina, I don't know if it's a good idea

Speaker 1: to date your neighbors or not. I do have a

Speaker 1: little bit of experience in this, but I'll save that

Speaker 1: for a little bit later. But also call us up

Speaker 1: eighty eight three four three one oh six one. Text

Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. Should Nina date a neighbor?

Speaker 1: Is it? Is it okay to date and neighbor? I

Speaker 1: don't know, well anyway, what's going on this is this is.

Speaker 2: Not the first time I have dated a neighbor in

Speaker 2: the past and after that though, I told myself I

Speaker 2: would never date another neighbor again. Is that well no,

Speaker 2: because I just like my space, you know, like he

Speaker 2: would just come knock on my door unannounced and I

Speaker 2: don't like that.

Speaker 1: Well, he's your neighbor.

Speaker 2: He to your home exactly. This was before, so I

Speaker 2: was never gonna do it again. But you guys, this

Speaker 2: guy he's like you court, like you a court. He

Speaker 2: is not only hot, he is a tech nerd, and

Speaker 2: I am so here for the sexy nerd.

Speaker 1: Okay, you have you been stalking does if you haven't

Speaker 1: actually like met met him. Yeah, I don't even know

Speaker 1: his name. Here's the thing in my building.

Speaker 2: I live in kind of one of those smaller complexes

Speaker 2: and so everybody knows each other. And I met one

Speaker 2: of the women in my building. She was walking her

Speaker 2: dog and she was trying to find out some stuff

Speaker 2: about me. She's like, do you live by yourself? Who

Speaker 2: are you here with? And I was like, oh, yeah,

Speaker 2: you know, it's just me. I'm single, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2: And I was like, but if you know anybody hah,

Speaker 2: And she's like, well, actually, and she points to his

Speaker 2: unit and she's like, yeah.

Speaker 1: Okay, make sure we're talking about like the place he lives,

Speaker 1: the unit of apartment.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 2: I really looked at you, like, yeah, duh, why are

Speaker 2: you asking me that? Now I get it, But so

Speaker 2: she pointed, She's like, yes, this guy lives there. He's

Speaker 2: so sweet, he's so hot, just a doll, so smart,

Speaker 2: very successful, all this stuff. And I'm like, okay, she's

Speaker 2: older and probably thinks everybody's hot, so I just kind

Speaker 2: of took it with a grain of salt. But then

Speaker 2: I drove by him and he smiled, and I looked

Speaker 2: at him and I was like, okay, he's cute. Yesterday

Speaker 2: I'm going out for a run. He's coming back in

Speaker 2: from going for a run and run sometimes just my

Speaker 2: jaw dropped. He had no shirt on. I did not

Speaker 2: expect that.

Speaker 1: And then he just smiled and like they have like

Speaker 1: a like a workout body or a tech body, workout body,

Speaker 1: because I say it was a tech guy, so you

Speaker 1: never know, I know, do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1: Hot car?

Speaker 2: You know?

Speaker 4: Card?

Speaker 1: And then get this.

Speaker 2: Then I kind of turned back to look back at

Speaker 2: it because I couldn't believe what I just saw.

Speaker 1: He has the walk. I thought. He also looked back

Speaker 1: at you. He has the walk? What does that mean?

Speaker 5: I don't know.

Speaker 2: I only glanced and then I saw it and I

Speaker 2: got freaked out and I kept going. I was like,

Speaker 2: am I getting married? Am I getting married?

Speaker 5: Oh?

Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so if you've ever heard me talk

Speaker 2: about it before. One thing that I'm very attracted to

Speaker 2: is a particular kind of walk. It's kind of this

Speaker 2: bow legged kind of this like I don't know.

Speaker 1: How to exact. It's like, yeah, kind of kind of

Speaker 1: like a dude that looks like he's been riding horses

Speaker 1: for like twenty years, Like yeah, yeah, I love that

Speaker 1: kind of thing. It's like a like a hot sam.

Speaker 2: The best way that I can describe it, The best

Speaker 2: way that I can describe it is to google Derek

Speaker 2: Jeter's walk up when he used to walk up to

Speaker 2: the back the way Derek Jeter walked is it? And

Speaker 2: that and that's it And there are men out there

Speaker 2: that haven't. I have turned my heads on it. And

Speaker 2: he has the walk so checklist, he has the walky.

Speaker 1: He lives in my building.

Speaker 2: He is hot, he is smart, he is a sexy

Speaker 2: nerd with the walk. I have not all those boxes

Speaker 2: have never been checked ever?

Speaker 1: Really ever? Wow, and the sweet little old lady co

Speaker 1: signed him. Oh so true. Does the sweet old lady

Speaker 1: talk to him? She actually knows that she knows him.

Speaker 3: Sam as a dude.

Speaker 6: I'm just gonna say, sweet old lady is a stalker.

Speaker 1: Hey, she so much she works. Everybody knows everything. A

Speaker 1: building with a sweet within a sweet old lady, she

Speaker 1: knows everything about everybody. Well, now I just got to

Speaker 1: go to the sweet old lady and tell her. Go

Speaker 1: tell him that. Is it a good idea or a

Speaker 1: bad idea for Nina to try to date her bow

Speaker 1: leg and neighbor.

Speaker 2: It's not actual believing Derek Peter to the plate eight

Speaker 2: eight three four three six one, Dina, what do you think?

Speaker 7: I think she should go for it?

Speaker 2: Yeah?

Speaker 5: You do.

Speaker 7: I saw a really really hot guy in my parking lot.

Speaker 7: Jo By did this, you know, complete stare down, said,

Speaker 7: oh my gosh, I just embarrassed myself. Right, and then

Speaker 7: the next day I got to knock on my door.

Speaker 7: It's like, oh, you want to go for a date. Yeah,

Speaker 7: And we just celebrated our thirty third.

Speaker 6: Getting married, right, that's cool.

Speaker 1: Congratulations, it actually worked out I dated a neighbor once

Speaker 1: and it did not work out the same way at all. No, Yeah,

Speaker 1: it did not end well between us. Like she moved

Speaker 1: in next door to me. She came over like the

Speaker 1: day that she moved in, and I remember because the

Speaker 1: Oscars were happening that day, and she introduced herself and

Speaker 1: I was like cool, gave phone numbers in case you

Speaker 1: ever need anything, whatever, whatever, and then texting about the

Speaker 1: oscars like, oh, yeah, my parents were here helping me

Speaker 1: move in to they're asleep now, mind if I come

Speaker 1: over and watch the oscars. And then it was about

Speaker 1: four months of drinking wine every night and it's you know,

Speaker 1: hanging out with my neighbor. And then but we were

Speaker 1: not together together, you know. And then I met somebody

Speaker 1: one evening and all I got was a text from

Speaker 1: her being like Jesus, could you keep it down? And

Speaker 1: then next after that it was on she would take someone.

Speaker 1: It was like a competition between the two of us.

Speaker 5: Yeah.

Speaker 1: I was like, oh, all right, you're going to be

Speaker 1: over there. Yeah, And anyway, I ended up sounding the

Speaker 1: place moving next time anymore. It's another jubile phone frames

Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hey there, this is Tommy Bobrick.

Speaker 1: I was looking for Morgan. I'm calling from DJs and uh,

Speaker 1: we are hooking up the music for her nupt shoals

Speaker 1: this weekend. Is this the bread to be?

Speaker 8: Yeah?

Speaker 1: Hey there, little mama, how are you?

Speaker 9: I'm good?

Speaker 5: Are you? Oh?

Speaker 1: Well, Tommy Bobrick is always in the mood to party

Speaker 1: and always feeling great, and I cannot wait to DJ

Speaker 1: your wedding. Oh we were supposed to have Paul. Oh yeah,

Speaker 1: Well the thing is Paul is a little under the weather,

Speaker 1: and your wedding being this weekend, we figured might as

Speaker 1: well not take the chance. And I've been hired as

Speaker 1: the feeling so I'll be feeling a very important spot

Speaker 1: for you, Morgan.

Speaker 5: Okay, did you get all his stuff?

Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I got all the playlist information, the

Speaker 1: kind of music that you want played and all that.

Speaker 1: And let me tell you something about old Tommy Bobby.

Speaker 1: This is not my first go round. I have handled

Speaker 1: many a wedding and many a bride to bee. Okay, sorry, oh,

Speaker 1: I just was saying yeah, right, all right, So anyway, listen,

Speaker 1: I was just checking out everything for your wedding coming

Speaker 1: up this weekend and just wanted to throw it out there,

Speaker 1: you know, if you wanted to get together and kind

Speaker 1: of go over the playlist a little bit. My place

Speaker 1: a boy Leavino, I make a mean pasta.

Speaker 2: I don't think that's entirely appropriate.

Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, if you just want to come over

Speaker 1: and skip the wine and the pasta, we can just

Speaker 1: kind of go over the playlist together. If you know

Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I'm sorry, you're completely off base. I

Speaker 1: was just thinking, maybe you know, before you tell the night,

Speaker 1: you might want one last hurrah.

Speaker 4: I do not want to hook up with you.

Speaker 1: Can I call you momo?

Speaker 9: Oh god, no, this is discussing.

Speaker 1: I was just thinking that before you spend the rest

Speaker 1: of your life with your husband to be, you might

Speaker 1: want to experience what a man you can flawlessly. Transition

Speaker 1: from Shania Twain to Dmxican.

Speaker 2: Do listen, look, you sound like some weird We're stuck

Speaker 2: in the seventies.

Speaker 1: I'm not going to your fiance. Your fiance is the

Speaker 1: one trying to put a ring on it. I'm just

Speaker 1: trying to slide in the playlist, do you know what

Speaker 1: I mean?

Speaker 2: Just god, oh god, hell, have you ever even.

Speaker 1: Touched Hey Morgan, this is actually Dubil from the Jubile

Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you and your sister

Speaker 1: sets you up. What it's a joke. She said that

Speaker 1: you're getting married this weekend and she just wanted to

Speaker 1: mess with you. You're frighteningly way too good. Yeah, wake

Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubile phone branks. It's time for

Speaker 1: Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez just gotten an unexpected career boost thanks to

Speaker 2: a steamy scene that nobody saw coming. And it doesn't

Speaker 2: have anything to do with her movies, her shows or

Speaker 2: anything like that. Yeah, I'll tell you how in just

Speaker 2: a second. But first, this is very wholesome and also

Speaker 2: very exciting because Papa John's and Toy Story just teamed up.

Speaker 1: You gotta love a good food collab, you know what

Speaker 1: I mean. It happens all the time. You're playing to

Speaker 1: the best senses, like the feeling and.

Speaker 2: Your mouth like that you're telling me whatever Papa John's

Speaker 2: is bringing. Wow, there are a pizza planet from Toy

Speaker 2: Story to Life with limited time pop up pizza arcades

Speaker 2: in La London, Soul and Madrid, all ahead of the

Speaker 2: New Movies release.

Speaker 1: What it's actually so cool. I know, I think so too.

Speaker 2: This is like I would almost want to just travel

Speaker 2: to do it, because then you can like have pizza

Speaker 2: and hang out with some of your favorite characters from

Speaker 2: toy story and play in an arcade.

Speaker 1: Oh go ahead.

Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, that's not usually my jam, Victoria,

Speaker 2: that's usually your childish dreams.

Speaker 1: But I enjoy a good arcade. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1: So yeah, what were you gonna say? Well, the Papa

Speaker 1: John's is actually like my favorite like chain pizza place.

Speaker 6: Talk about good kind be honest about Papa John's though,

Speaker 6: what we I'm old and so I remember when Papa

Speaker 6: John's always had the little shaker of seasoning that you

Speaker 6: could put on top of it.

Speaker 1: Is garlic sauce.

Speaker 6: Yes, not the garlic sauce. They had like this like

Speaker 6: sexual and they gave it to you with every pizza.

Speaker 6: And that's what I loved about it. It's probably why

Speaker 6: I have blood pressure now too, though, but I loved it,

Speaker 6: and they stopped doing it. They don't even do it anymore.

Speaker 6: I'm like, that's not the Papa Johns I grew up on.

Speaker 1: Right in, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, producer.

Speaker 3: I'm very upset about it. Obviously.

Speaker 1: It is upsetting when like you like something like that

Speaker 1: and they take away, you know, Like it's when Domino's

Speaker 1: actually changed their recipe. People freaked out and it was

Speaker 1: it was not good, and then they had to change

Speaker 1: it back.

Speaker 6: Yeah, I want my season.

Speaker 1: Couldn't even know if.

Speaker 2: You wanted it to know right now, I know you're right,

Speaker 2: You're right, Papa John's. Did I did gain twenty five

Speaker 2: pounds in college? Yeah, after every pro party. I didn't

Speaker 2: realize what I was doing, and we were just pouring

Speaker 2: the garlic sauce all over the next thing, I know,

Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, what.

Speaker 5: Job.

Speaker 1: There's a lot of action, how much straight to weight

Speaker 1: watchers and it worked.

Speaker 2: Fairy Riders, This is a great way to celebrate the

Speaker 2: seventy fifth anniversary of the Washington State Fairies starting on Monday.

Speaker 2: Well actually Monday, June first is the actual anniversary. So

Speaker 2: if you take a ride on the ferry, you can

Speaker 2: get fun snacks popcorn for free. There's going to be

Speaker 2: all kinds of events and stuff going on around the

Speaker 2: city to celebrate it. I mean, we're one of the

Speaker 2: only places that have fairies that do what ours do.

Speaker 2: And it's also kind of a part of our skyline

Speaker 2: or like all of those postcards.

Speaker 1: So what do we say?

Speaker 2: What they do the only thing that they're supposed to do,

Speaker 2: You mean that work.

Speaker 1: The fries at work and sometimes break down, but mostly work.

Speaker 1: Mostly the main I don't know.

Speaker 2: Just fairies like ours are so different, Like people just

Speaker 2: jump on them to take a ride. It's not just

Speaker 2: for commuting, because you can take it and you can

Speaker 2: go whale watching and the.

Speaker 1: Price is a lot lower than going on I'm like, yeah,

Speaker 1: well watch on a ferry. Yeah, like if you're going

Speaker 1: over to Orches Island or something like that, like a

Speaker 1: thing that they advertise it, like to go on one.

Speaker 2: And well, I don't know if they advertise it, but

Speaker 2: I thought it was like an excurse's whale season, like

Speaker 2: you might get lucky and see a whale, but it's

Speaker 2: like if you know, you know, yeah, Well Victoria, Gabby

Speaker 2: and I took one. We went over to or wine tasting,

Speaker 2: not on ork As Island, but it was whale season

Speaker 2: and so we were whale watching or trying to see

Speaker 2: it well on the ferry and then when we got

Speaker 2: there we were you know, but I.

Speaker 6: Don't think any other city doesn't have. I don't think

Speaker 6: any other city has fairies that like travel like Seattle does.

Speaker 1: Doesn't. There there's a couple that have fairies. I mean

Speaker 1: on the East Coast, I think really, but do they

Speaker 1: go like, well, I don't know.

Speaker 2: Like in New York they have the ferry that takes

Speaker 2: about to stat College, but that's literally a commuter faery.

Speaker 1: Nobody goes on that for fun. I'm like, where are

Speaker 1: you going to? People really go on the ferries for fun?

Speaker 1: I do, yes, really, That's.

Speaker 6: One of the first things I did when I moved here. Ye, like,

Speaker 6: for two or three weekends, I got on a ferry,

Speaker 6: took it to different spots and came back.

Speaker 1: I got on fairies a lot, but sty to just

Speaker 1: go to the place I was going to because the

Speaker 1: best way to get there was by ferry. Yeah. I've

Speaker 1: never actually been like, sweet, I'm gonna go get on

Speaker 1: the ferry.

Speaker 6: It's fun that people watch and everything drink.

Speaker 1: Wine and then you just like look around. It's actually

Speaker 1: quite beautiful. You're getting wine drunk on the ferries. It's

Speaker 1: really fun and had a good time.

Speaker 6: Anyway.

Speaker 1: That's I know you live in an exciting place when

Speaker 1: you hop on a basically a water bus and that's

Speaker 1: the fun part. Or a taxi. Actually, you guys are

Speaker 1: not hearing me. It's not about the water taxi experience.

Speaker 1: It's talking about the fact that we can see whales,

Speaker 1: gray whales, or a whale. All these whales are right

Speaker 1: outside of our window.

Speaker 6: New Yorkers are on the train like cool.

Speaker 1: Whales over there. Rats, you guys missed the entire conversation

Speaker 1: that we were part of. That's fine, I know sometimes

Speaker 1: that happens.

Speaker 6: Okay.

Speaker 2: So, Jennifer Lopez just got a career boost, all thanks

Speaker 2: to a very steamy scene on a show that has

Speaker 2: nothing to do with her. Have you seen the TV

Speaker 2: show Off Campus on Prime?

Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Go

Speaker 1: watch it if you have not.

Speaker 2: And honestly, one of the main characters of this particular show,

Speaker 2: whether you've seen it or not, is music.

Speaker 1: It's all about music.

Speaker 2: The soundtrack is completely stacked and there's all kinds of

Speaker 2: songs from the past that are getting a boost thanks

Speaker 2: to this show. Elton John the song cherry Pie. Yeah,

Speaker 2: they are charting, and so is Jennifer Lopez and pit

Speaker 2: Bulls on the Floor.

Speaker 1: Such a good song.

Speaker 2: It is a good song, but I mean it was

Speaker 2: from twenty eleven, but everybody's playing it at parties again,

Speaker 2: all thanks to this one scene where one of the

Speaker 2: characters was dressed up like j Lo and then the

Speaker 2: hot guy that she was grinding with was dressed up

Speaker 2: like Maverick from Top Gun, and then they're doing this

Speaker 2: whole thing out on the dance floor to that song.

Speaker 1: Is their season, by the way, I'm yeah exciting. It

Speaker 1: is very exciting.

Speaker 2: So anyway, if you are wondering why everybody's playing that

Speaker 2: song again, it's because of this show.

Speaker 1: And if you haven't seen this show, I think you should. Yep,

Speaker 1: I got needed to watch it.

Speaker 2: They compare it a lot to Heated Rivalry, but yeah,

Speaker 2: some of my friends you said it was like the

Speaker 2: straight version of Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 1: Because hockey's involved, but kind of. But just watch it. Yeah,

Speaker 1: watch it.

Speaker 9: It's really good.

Speaker 1: Just watch it. Just watch it. And that is what's trending,

Speaker 1: all right. And what's what's one thing you've been dying

Speaker 1: to say out loud? We've all got them a million dollars.

Speaker 1: Nobody listens to me. I'm officially challenging Vladimir putin to

Speaker 1: a tickle fight right now in neutral territory. That's one

Speaker 1: thing I've always wanted to say out loud. I've said it.

Speaker 1: Somebody get the news to that photo. I probably just

Speaker 1: hurt you. But right after this, get anything off your

Speaker 1: chest that you want. Talk about anything, you know our

Speaker 1: listeners don't get to do. Just call up and talk

Speaker 1: about whatever they've been wanting to say. So call us

Speaker 1: up eight eight eight three four three one six eight

Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one six one text in

Speaker 1: four one o six one. You can talk about whatever

Speaker 1: you want. Just get it off your chest. You're heading

Speaker 1: into the weekend, might as well, Yeah, get some weight

Speaker 1: off you. What you're doing, Yeah, what you're doing. Maybe

Speaker 1: Vladimir putin a call in and we can figure out

Speaker 1: where the neutral territory is that he and I a

Speaker 1: face off a tickle fight.

Speaker 9: I first date follow up.

Speaker 1: Stop everything you're doing right now, because you have to

Speaker 1: hear today's first date follow up. In case you missed it.

Speaker 1: Last week, we had a couple go out on a date.

Speaker 1: We're about to play that part for you so you

Speaker 1: can hear what it is because it's crazy. So we're

Speaker 1: going to play that right now because it could be

Speaker 1: a mom and a son who accidentally went out on

Speaker 1: a date. But if case you missed it last week,

Speaker 1: here is that. And then right after that we're going

Speaker 1: to follow up because we have the results of the

Speaker 1: maternity test. Right in the middle of today's first date

Speaker 1: follow up. And if you're just joining us, Teresa is

Speaker 1: on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy

Speaker 1: named Hudson. So we're about to call him and see

Speaker 1: if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger. So why don't

Speaker 1: you remind us again why you think Hudson might be

Speaker 1: ghosting you.

Speaker 10: I think he's ghosting me because he's scared to get

Speaker 10: mulled c.

Speaker 1: Like a big bite, you're all, so it's because you're

Speaker 1: you're like seventeen years older than him, But he didn't

Speaker 1: know that until you, guys, actually went out on your date, right,

Speaker 1: and you think that might be scaring him off?

Speaker 9: I think so?

Speaker 10: Yeah? Maybe?

Speaker 1: All right, Well let's see if that is the reason

Speaker 1: we're gonna call him right now.

Speaker 9: Okay, awesome, thanks guys.

Speaker 1: Yep, here we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to

Speaker 1: Hudson please?

Speaker 3: Yeah, this is him.

Speaker 1: Hey, Hudson, how are you? This is a radio show.

Speaker 1: It's called The Jubil Show. Hi Hudson, Hi, I'm Victoria

Speaker 1: and my name is Jubell. What's up?

Speaker 2: Oh?

Speaker 3: Hey, hey guys.

Speaker 1: Hey, have you ever heard the show before?

Speaker 3: No?

Speaker 1: You haven't, Okay, cool, Well, it's a radio show and

Speaker 1: it's called The Jubell Show, you know, and okay, And

Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show and it's called

Speaker 1: the first eight follow Up. So that's where if you

Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and you end

Speaker 1: up ghosting them, that person can email us to get

Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 1: And we got an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 3: Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 1: Any idea is there somebody that you are ghosting right

Speaker 1: now that you think would want us to get a

Speaker 1: hold of you and find out why.

Speaker 3: I got a pretty good idea. Who it is?

Speaker 1: Who do you think it is? Her name is Teresa, Yeah,

Speaker 1: it is Teresa. Teresa. We talked to her a little

Speaker 1: bit about your date, and she's confused. She said she

Speaker 1: liked you a lot and doesn't understand why after you,

Speaker 1: guys went out, you completely just kind of like stopped

Speaker 1: talking to her. Would you mind telling.

Speaker 3: Us well, this is awkward, but I think she's my mom.

Speaker 9: What I'm sorry, pot.

Speaker 1: Twists and you think she's your mom? Why do you

Speaker 1: think that? Okay, like, actually do you actually think she's like,

Speaker 1: is legit your mom? Or is that just like like coach?

Speaker 4: No?

Speaker 3: Like no, like actually my mom?

Speaker 11: Like Okay, So I'm adopted and I have been searching

Speaker 11: for my.

Speaker 3: Birth about a month now, okay.

Speaker 12: And so there were things that Theresa mentioned that that

Speaker 12: that makes me think she might be my mom. Really,

Speaker 12: like she's around the same age where she's from. Uh,

Speaker 12: the fact that she played soccer in high school and

Speaker 12: and then and here's the kicker, and this is what

Speaker 12: really freaked me out. She mentioned that when she was younger,

Speaker 12: she had a baby and she gave it up for adoption.

Speaker 1: Oh I think it was me.

Speaker 9: She gave up.

Speaker 1: Freaked me out too. Wow.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 11: So I'm like, because she's like spiraling over here, I

Speaker 11: don't want to like talking.

Speaker 1: To her, Yeah, because she's older than you. Man, that'd

Speaker 1: be crazy if it was. Well, thank you for telling

Speaker 1: us why you're ghostinger. I guess I can kind of

Speaker 1: understand understand that. But uh, Hudson, Teresa is on the

Speaker 1: phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 3: What she's on the phone right now?

Speaker 1: Yeah?

Speaker 3: Okay, well that's awkward, but okay, okay.

Speaker 1: This is good. Now you can find out Teresa.

Speaker 8: Oh boy, oh god, please don't tell me I wanted

Speaker 8: to make out with my son.

Speaker 1: Do you feel like he could be your son?

Speaker 13: Oh?

Speaker 14: My gosh?

Speaker 1: I mean, what do you know about your birth mom?

Speaker 3: Here's what I know from from the adoption agency.

Speaker 11: They told me that my mom was about seventeen to

Speaker 11: nineteen years older than me. She has dark brown hair

Speaker 11: and green eyes. And Theresa had mentioned that she got migraines.

Speaker 11: And I was told in my medical history that migrain's

Speaker 11: running my family on my mom's side, and I also

Speaker 11: get them.

Speaker 3: And so now, yeah, and so yeah, it sounds a

Speaker 3: lot like you.

Speaker 6: Okay, but when's your birthday?

Speaker 3: It's August thirteenth.

Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the day I gave birth. No,

Speaker 1: what are you serious?

Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 4: Wow?

Speaker 3: Is this I don't know this radio show? Is this

Speaker 3: a prank show? Am I being frank right now?

Speaker 5: Like?

Speaker 1: No, not at all?

Speaker 5: Not one?

Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, So so you were born So Teresa, you

Speaker 1: did give up a chopper, adoption, all the things that

Speaker 1: he was just saying sound a lot like you. And

Speaker 1: then Hudson, your birthdays August thirteenth, Then that's when you

Speaker 1: gave birth, Teresa.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's my birthday.

Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's crazy. Well, you know, normally this is

Speaker 1: the point where we go, Hey, do you guys want

Speaker 1: to go on another day? But I don't know. Would

Speaker 1: you guys want to get a paternity test.

Speaker 15: Done, maternity test, maternity whatever it is, eternity test, however

Speaker 15: you find out, you know, if you guys are related,

Speaker 15: we'll we'll we'll wait here, we'll.

Speaker 1: Pay for it or however to get it done. If

Speaker 1: you guys will come back on the show and let

Speaker 1: us know, because I want to know.

Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I definitely am down.

Speaker 1: Well okay, well congratulations. Then you guys got another date

Speaker 1: at the doctor's office to find out your son. And Teresa,

Speaker 1: you're Hudson's Mom's crazy, So all right, we'll figure it

Speaker 1: out and we'll you guys will come back on the

Speaker 1: show when when you get the results, you know, No,

Speaker 1: I'm down, okay, and Teresa.

Speaker 10: Yeah, I agree, I'm in shock. I definitely want to

Speaker 10: do the DNA Huston.

Speaker 5: Oh my god, I I.

Speaker 10: Think I wanted to make out with my son.

Speaker 1: Okay, that was the first day follow up from a

Speaker 1: little over a week ago, and we've gotten the results back.

Speaker 1: They said it would take about two to five business

Speaker 1: days to get the results back to see if Hudson

Speaker 1: and Teresa are in fact mommy and son. Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1: we'll get anyway. But we got the test back to

Speaker 1: see and now they're on the phone to give us

Speaker 1: an update on that because we don't know what the

Speaker 1: results are. Hudson Teresa, Hey, that was crazy and everybody obvious.

Speaker 1: He's been talking about it since and everybody's waiting to

Speaker 1: find out if you guys did actually go on a

Speaker 1: date and your mom and son. We don't have to

Speaker 1: live there that long. We just want to know the

Speaker 1: good news there is good. Well yeah, yeah, so what

Speaker 1: what happened?

Speaker 10: I have to say. I was nervous as hell after

Speaker 10: our call, but we did the DNA test and Hudson

Speaker 10: is my son.

Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, wow?

Speaker 1: What man, Hudson. That's insane.

Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, it's uh.

Speaker 10: I just want to be clear, Hudson and I will

Speaker 10: not be dating.

Speaker 1: That So happy you guys did not make out on

Speaker 1: your first day. So happy? I bet I bet you

Speaker 1: guys are happier that you didn't.

Speaker 3: Yeah, my spidy senses were tingling. I was like, we're

Speaker 3: not going to kiss her good night on the first date.

Speaker 3: And I'm so glad I went with my instinct. God,

Speaker 3: I don't think I could live in myself if we

Speaker 3: did that.

Speaker 1: That was that's crazy.

Speaker 3: Just my mind is blown for the odd.

Speaker 1: Yeah, and you you you said you've been searching for

Speaker 1: your first mom for about a month before you went

Speaker 1: on this date with Teresa, and then she does the

Speaker 1: first a follow up and then you're finding out that

Speaker 1: that is your mom. Are you guys, like, are you

Speaker 1: guys gonna like hang out? Hang out? Yeah? I mean

Speaker 1: how does that work?

Speaker 11: Absolutely, we'll hang out in a very different context I

Speaker 11: think about it.

Speaker 2: You guys knew something was special about the other person,

Speaker 2: which is why you gravitated towards each other in the

Speaker 2: first place.

Speaker 9: So there was a connection.

Speaker 3: It was just the one we were thinking.

Speaker 1: Yeah, right, for.

Speaker 9: Sure, torture.

Speaker 10: And you guys are part of that connection too, You're.

Speaker 1: Part of our dream.

Speaker 10: This is really crazy. Yeah, I at first was excited

Speaker 10: because I thought he was hot. Now I'm just proud

Speaker 10: because I thought he was hot.

Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, girl, you may I'm just proud of your

Speaker 1: goot it.

Speaker 5: Oh what can I say? There?

Speaker 1: It is.

Speaker 9: Jules first day.

Speaker 16: I'm stupid, You're smart. I was wrong, you were right.

Speaker 16: You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.

Speaker 16: I'm not attractive.

Speaker 3: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that,

Speaker 3: it's time.

Speaker 1: For America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance

Speaker 1: to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia

Speaker 1: for Louis Tomlinson tickets, and let's meet today's contestant for

Speaker 1: you verus Victoria. Charles. Hey, Charles, how you doing, buddy? Great?

Speaker 1: Thank you for asking? You ready to go? Or what? Yeah?

Speaker 17: Oh I'm ready, Victoria, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1: Say, Charles, is I feel pretty pretty positive? Still a

Speaker 1: little positive than you.

Speaker 17: I totally screwed the pooch last time, so I'm I'm

Speaker 17: looking for a rematch, so I.

Speaker 1: Already have a win as well. All right, we're gonna

Speaker 1: see Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Charles,

Speaker 1: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds

Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

Speaker 1: know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat you.

Speaker 17: Alright, one, okay, okay, I'm looking forward to seeing Lily Tomlin.

Speaker 1: Yeah all right, that's a different person, but that's okay.

Speaker 1: The doors closed, Victoria's outside, and Charles, your time starts now.

Speaker 2: In ancient Rome, what color was considered the color of

Speaker 2: morning before black became traditional?

Speaker 3: I believe it was purple.

Speaker 1: Which casino game has the best odds for the players?

Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Statistically?

Speaker 3: U to uh poker?

Speaker 2: What historical event began on October twenty ninth, nineteen twenty nine,

Speaker 2: also known as black Tuesday?

Speaker 4: Oh, a little fat Tuesday?

Speaker 1: All right, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back

Speaker 1: into the studio around the door though, Oh there he

Speaker 1: is coming back in now.

Speaker 17: We Did we just run out of time or were

Speaker 17: there more questions?

Speaker 1: You ran out of time? Yeah? The buzzer went off

Speaker 1: and you were out of time? All right, you never

Speaker 1: ran out of question. Putting your headphones back on, I

Speaker 1: grab my coffee.

Speaker 17: Hey, where's my where's my Friday morning question? I'm always

Speaker 17: looking forward.

Speaker 1: To that, the question. Yeah, yeah, that's the one for you, jubile, yes, please,

Speaker 1: because I also didn't prepare enough for this and I

Speaker 1: didn't have a question ready.

Speaker 17: You could have if you could have your proverbial three wishes,

Speaker 17: not wishing for more wishes, not wishing for money or

Speaker 17: anything like that, and not wishing for being inside of

Speaker 17: a mister potato head doll when we die.

Speaker 4: What would those What would.

Speaker 1: They be my three wishes be? My three wishes would

Speaker 1: be uh that the entire world would operate on understanding

Speaker 1: one another. Okay, number one, what Victoria.

Speaker 5: That's very positive.

Speaker 1: I do believe that more understanding it. Yeah. And then

Speaker 1: I would also wish for all like conflict in the

Speaker 1: world to be done world world peace, I didn't want

Speaker 1: to say world peace of the world. And then third,

Speaker 1: I would wish to be king of that world. I

Speaker 1: would like to be king of a peaceful, understanding world

Speaker 1: where everything I say go, we all here you go.

Speaker 17: Then I have to change all the names on the

Speaker 17: protest signs on my overpath exactly.

Speaker 1: Victor, or even go thirty seconds cents. There as many

Speaker 1: questions possible if you don't know when just say passed,

Speaker 1: and you have to beat Charles outright to win and Charles,

Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 17: All right, Victoria ready said, oh god, my cathot just

Speaker 17: slipped out.

Speaker 1: Then you like stick up? In ancient Rome?

Speaker 2: What color was considered the color of morning before black

Speaker 2: became traditional?

Speaker 1: I want to figure that one out.

Speaker 5: He didn't mean it, he was.

Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what what was it? What passed? I'm

Speaker 1: not gonna get it.

Speaker 2: Which casino game has the best odds for the players statistically?

Speaker 1: No, Poker, We're we're we'll go through what historical events?

Speaker 1: When were you like pick up black or red?

Speaker 14: We played?

Speaker 5: Wait?

Speaker 3: What is it called? Wait?

Speaker 1: Can you any other questions?

Speaker 6: Yeah, you just described the.

Speaker 14: Alright, let's send it overboard.

Speaker 1: More than her. How you guys did with our scoreboard?

Speaker 6: Charles got one to one more question, but you both

Speaker 6: got none right, And Charles, guess what that means?

Speaker 3: You win? Man?

Speaker 1: Congratulations, No, I got Roulette right? You got your Lily

Speaker 1: Tomlins some tickets or Louis Tomlinson, Louie Louis. And thank

Speaker 1: you for listening. Man, it's obvious that you listen to

Speaker 1: the show a lot. We appreciate that. I appreciate you.

Speaker 17: Oh hey, you guys, You guys are the only morning

Speaker 17: show I'll listen to.

Speaker 7: Love me back.

Speaker 1: You are a great American, and you may sit in

Speaker 1: my royal court and I get my lists. All right,

Speaker 1: let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2: The color that was considered the color of morning in

Speaker 2: Rome before black was traditional was actually white. The casino

Speaker 2: game that has the best odds for players is blackjack.

Speaker 2: I had the historical event that began on October twenty ninth,

Speaker 2: nineteen twenty nine, that's also known as Black Tuesday, was

Speaker 2: the stock market crash.

Speaker 1: It was the beginning of the Great Depression. YoY waves

Speaker 1: that January eighth, that happened October twenty ninth, nineteen twenty nine.

Speaker 6: Story the capital, what does that mean?

Speaker 5: Wrong?

Speaker 6: Got the mixes up? That was definitely didn't happen in

Speaker 6: nineteen twenty nine.

Speaker 1: Every day in history? No love here then? Alright, Charles,

Speaker 1: thank you for playing, man. I appreciate you. I have

Speaker 1: a great day.

Speaker 17: Hey, I have a great have a great weekend to you.

Speaker 1: Do we play you Verse Victoria the same time every

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this,

Speaker 1: and then right after that isn't he knows what's trning.

Speaker 1: He just crossed out my name. On a Sayers show,

Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show,

Speaker 1: Cameron is on the phone today for to Catch a

Speaker 1: Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years

Speaker 1: named Noah might be messing around. So we'll see if

Speaker 1: we can help mount Cameron, are you going through? But

Speaker 1: what's up? Why do you think that no One might

Speaker 1: be cheating on you?

Speaker 4: Well, I mean just some small things have changed, you know,

Speaker 4: with with Noah, and I feel like, you know, lately,

Speaker 4: I can't shake that feeling that something like you.

Speaker 3: Know, it's hiding something, you know what I mean. Yeah,

Speaker 3: that's why I called.

Speaker 4: I mean, we've been together for three years and it's like,

Speaker 4: you know, we just celebrated an anniversary and.

Speaker 3: Uh, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 13: It's like but after like like no used to call

Speaker 13: and then text all the time rather like little check ins,

Speaker 13: like cute stuff, and that's kind of stopped. And you know,

Speaker 13: and every weekend seems like she's volunteering at the animal shelter,

Speaker 13: and you know, and then I noticed, like she shouldn't

Speaker 13: post pictures of that or like she used to, like

Speaker 13: there's not a lot.

Speaker 3: Of documentation of it.

Speaker 4: And and then I noticed, like she started doing our

Speaker 4: laundry laundry randomly on herself on Mondays and we've always

Speaker 4: just done it together on Sundays. So she says it's

Speaker 4: just to get a head start, but something feels off,

Speaker 4: and I swear, you know, like last time, I saw

Speaker 4: jeans of boxers, you know, before she set the lid

Speaker 4: that were mine and you know, started the load.

Speaker 13: It's kind of interesting.

Speaker 1: Wait what I mean?

Speaker 2: You saw her put jeans and boxers that weren't yours

Speaker 2: into the washing machine mine?

Speaker 1: Uh huh, Okay, that's alarming, laundry strange. Did you ask

Speaker 1: her about it?

Speaker 9: No?

Speaker 4: I just again, I just it just seemed kind of like,

Speaker 4: you know, I don't know if it's a bunch of things,

Speaker 4: So just I didn't ask.

Speaker 1: You know, you didn't, Okay, Okay, I mean I guess

Speaker 1: that's kind of hard.

Speaker 2: Like you have two options, right, you blow up just

Speaker 2: because you assume something or you ask, and then you're

Speaker 2: afraid that you're gonna start a fight. So I mean, yeah,

Speaker 2: that doesn't make me feel very good. Has she been

Speaker 2: different towards you.

Speaker 3: A little bit?

Speaker 4: But like not like again, like I said, like, it

Speaker 4: just seems like you us knew more about what was

Speaker 4: going on on the regular, you know, so like I

Speaker 4: get texts more often like check in just whatever. But

Speaker 4: like and then the boxers the cheans thing kind of

Speaker 4: threw me off a little bit. Like I was like,

Speaker 4: those looks like, dude, seenes and they're not mine.

Speaker 1: Yeah, and boxers, I mean, that's strange. You have any

Speaker 1: way to explain that other than she's cheating.

Speaker 4: I just feel like I saw it and it was

Speaker 4: like did I just see what I saw? You know,

Speaker 4: like I can't stop, you know what.

Speaker 2: I mean, Well, all those things put together, it would

Speaker 2: definitely make me feel uneasy.

Speaker 1: Yeah, And her schedule is all different and stuff too,

Speaker 1: So all right, well, if you're just joining us for

Speaker 1: Today's to Catch a Cheater. Cameron is on the phone,

Speaker 1: and Cameron thinks that his girlfriend of three years named

Speaker 1: Noah might be cheating. So we're about to call her

Speaker 1: and pretend to me from the grocery store that she's

Speaker 1: a rewards card member at and say that. Every single month,

Speaker 1: we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free

Speaker 1: gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from our Florida department,

Speaker 1: and we'll see if she sends those to Cameron or

Speaker 1: to somebody else. All right, Cameron, Before we do that, though,

Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation again

Speaker 1: real quick?

Speaker 3: So you know, we've been together for three years.

Speaker 4: Then I feel like in they've change, so like her

Speaker 4: schedule change, she's out every weekend, or she's stay that

Speaker 4: she's volunteering, but I don't see like evidence or pictures

Speaker 4: online or you know, the feed or that she's there.

Speaker 4: And then she changed her laundry day. And then I

Speaker 4: kind of saw those you know, shouldn't text me. But

Speaker 4: I also saw a mujuy of those teens in the

Speaker 4: boxers that I think we're another guy. So that makes

Speaker 4: you feel really uneasy?

Speaker 3: Ye off?

Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels about that. All right? Man? Are you

Speaker 1: ready for us to call her?

Speaker 4: I think?

Speaker 3: So?

Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello, h right, this is Corby

Speaker 1: calling from I was looking for our rewards card member

Speaker 1: and named Noah.

Speaker 9: Okay, that's what she.

Speaker 1: Hi, Noah, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This

Speaker 1: iss not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with

Speaker 1: the big congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Thank you

Speaker 1: so much for shopping with us.

Speaker 9: I know I answered anything.

Speaker 1: Technically you did when you became a rewards member with us,

Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know this or not,

Speaker 1: but every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member

Speaker 1: who gets a free gift from us just for shopping

Speaker 1: with us, our way of saying thank you. And today

Speaker 1: you've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box

Speaker 1: of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered

Speaker 1: to anybody that you want within the entire country, absolutely free.

Speaker 14: WHOA Okay, does it have to be roses or can

Speaker 14: I like substitute a different plant?

Speaker 1: Would you be sending this to somebody who wouldn't want roses?

Speaker 5: Yeah?

Speaker 14: Yeah, Well the person I have in my head, I'm like, oh,

Speaker 14: I'm not gonna send roses to him. Oh but could

Speaker 14: I be like a cactus and then instead of does

Speaker 14: this specific instead of the chocolates, could I get like

Speaker 14: a gift card to the Wing store, like the new

Speaker 14: Wing place next door?

Speaker 1: Sure? Absolutely, I think we can. We can definitely do

Speaker 1: that for you.

Speaker 9: Okay.

Speaker 1: Yeah. All I would need from you would be the

Speaker 1: first and last name of the person you want to

Speaker 1: send them to, if you would like to put anything

Speaker 1: on a card, what you'd like to put on it,

Speaker 1: and then we'll get the address and confirm everything and

Speaker 1: will we could?

Speaker 14: Okay, so it's Julian, Julian, Okay, do you want to

Speaker 14: put a card along with the cactus in the wings?

Speaker 9: Yeah? Okay? And then I wanted to say.

Speaker 14: Some things are better unsaid, but I think you get it.

Speaker 1: Great, got that down. And the next thing that I'll

Speaker 1: be needing from you is just to let you know

Speaker 1: that this is actually a radio show. It's called The

Speaker 1: Jebel Show.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Hi, I Nina and my name is Jubal And we

Speaker 1: do a segment on a show called to Catch Your

Speaker 1: Teeter where if you think your significant other might be

Speaker 1: messing around, you see who they send flowers or cactus to.

Speaker 1: And your boyfriend Cameron is actually on the phone.

Speaker 3: Julian, Noah, what the hell does that mean?

Speaker 4: You think you get?

Speaker 3: You get? What? What's he getting?

Speaker 5: What?

Speaker 16: What?

Speaker 1: Wolla?

Speaker 9: Loa, wo whoa, let's go Cameron.

Speaker 3: What is there?

Speaker 4: You're sending a practice to somebody named Julian.

Speaker 3: You think he gets what? What's he getting?

Speaker 9: What do you? I'm what is Wait? Do you think

Speaker 9: I'm cheating on you? Is that what this is?

Speaker 1: Yeah?

Speaker 4: I think you're hiding something. You've been distant, You change

Speaker 4: your habits, and now you're sending a cactus in a

Speaker 4: gift card to someone named Julian with a cryptic message.

Speaker 9: Well, what habits have I been changing?

Speaker 4: What about the like I saw you watching some dudes

Speaker 4: boxers and jeans, like in your laundry.

Speaker 14: Okay, this is Honestly, I can't believe I'm hearing about

Speaker 14: this for the first time on the radio, that you're.

Speaker 9: Thinking something is going on. But yeah, Julian, someone I

Speaker 9: met at the shelter and he's deaf.

Speaker 14: Cam Okay, that message, it's just something we joked about

Speaker 14: because I've been learning sign language to communicate with him

Speaker 14: and he's been going through a rough time and I

Speaker 14: just wanted to do something nice.

Speaker 3: Then why keep it from me?

Speaker 4: Why make it sound so secretive?

Speaker 9: Because I was trying to surprise you. I was learning

Speaker 9: sign language. I was going to tell you at dinner

Speaker 9: next week sign and not listen. Julian's been going.

Speaker 14: Through a hard time and he's like lost access to laundry,

Speaker 14: so he hasn't been able to get into his apartment.

Speaker 14: So I've been helping out by doing his laundry. I mean,

Speaker 14: if you would have just come to me, I could.

Speaker 9: Have explained all of this.

Speaker 14: I was trying to do something interesting and nice and

Speaker 14: I wanted.

Speaker 9: To surprise you. I thought you'd be proud of me.

Speaker 3: How is you learning sign language for another guy? Surprise

Speaker 3: for me?

Speaker 14: Yeah, I just thought you'd be proud that I was

Speaker 14: like taking time to like better myself and like learn

Speaker 14: a new skill. I don't know, I thought you'd be impressed.

Speaker 4: This just doesn't sound right, Like it's just something seems off.

Speaker 9: It's not what you think.

Speaker 14: I just I felt bad for him and we were

Speaker 14: making a connection in a way. But then it started

Speaker 14: this thing and I didn't mention it at first, and

Speaker 14: then it had been going on so long that I

Speaker 14: was like, oh, let me you just make this a

Speaker 14: surprise at this point. So that was where I was like,

Speaker 14: I'm already starting to kind of get good at this.

Speaker 14: It's going to be like a whole surprise, Like what

Speaker 14: you aren't sign language.

Speaker 2: Well, what's the connection though, Like you guys are making

Speaker 2: a connection, Like do you feel like you and this

Speaker 2: Julian person kind of have I don't know, feelings for

Speaker 2: each other even if you haven't done anything about it.

Speaker 14: I feel like I can talk to him about stuff

Speaker 14: that I can't necessarily talk to you about.

Speaker 1: Oh, so you.

Speaker 4: Could talk to him about things that you can't talk

Speaker 4: to me about. So it is kind of an emotional

Speaker 4: thing like that. Sounds like that's another level. Have you

Speaker 4: been out with him and haven't let me know it?

Speaker 14: I mean, yes, I've hung out with him and you

Speaker 14: well yeah, I mean you didn't know about.

Speaker 1: It, Okay, so see the issue?

Speaker 14: Noah, I'm not allowed to have friends at work, you know,

Speaker 14: I'm not allowed to have connections with other people.

Speaker 4: So you've kind of been like hiding a relationship with

Speaker 4: another from me.

Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I guess I have. I didn't mean to.

Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know. I mean we need to

Speaker 9: talk about some stuff.

Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously sounds like you do.

Speaker 9: Do we have to do it here?

Speaker 3: Yeah?

Speaker 4: I mean I guess we should talk, and I doubt

Speaker 4: it would be learned about at dinner, so you know,

Speaker 4: we probably should talk about it.

Speaker 1: Okay, we'll let you guys figure it out.

Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck, and I'm glad the truth is out

Speaker 2: now kind of.

Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about this right now,

Speaker 4: but thank you guys, and Noah, I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 1: The Jewel shows to catch a cheater, it's time for Nina's.

Speaker 2: What's trending, Well, there's a drink from a California anime

Speaker 2: festival that is trending because of how fast it's sold out.

Speaker 2: People were standing in line waiting hours to get a

Speaker 2: taste of this. And I'm just gonna tell you ill

Speaker 2: ill you. Oh, it's gonna be even grosser than you

Speaker 2: can thing about.

Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you when it is in

Speaker 1: a second.

Speaker 2: But first, Kate Middleton is trending today because she's just

Speaker 2: like us. Apparently she's so good at beer pongy just

Speaker 2: crushes it out beer pong.

Speaker 1: I would think that's not very royalsive what it is.

Speaker 2: I was about to say, it's funny you say that, Jubil,

Speaker 2: because she does make one alteration to the game.

Speaker 1: She doesn't drink beer. She does prosecco. That is roy Also,

Speaker 1: that sounds like headache central. Really yeah, no, I think

Speaker 1: that would give me worse headache than beer.

Speaker 4: Wait.

Speaker 1: Really, but everybody's got their thing, you know.

Speaker 2: You just put whatever doesn't give you the headache in

Speaker 2: the cup and then you'd be good to go. But

Speaker 2: I can drink prosecco all day like water at the pool.

Speaker 1: But beer just makes me bloated. It makes me hung like.

Speaker 1: It doesn't give me a headache. Beer hangover. No, you'll

Speaker 1: get hungover from beer, Victoria. I've never seen you drink beer, Victoria.

Speaker 1: Trust me, drink enough beer, you'll get hungover, drank other

Speaker 1: things with it, and then I get a hangover. I

Speaker 1: think I need to cut out beer. So I just

Speaker 1: need to go only to keep what I'm here.

Speaker 2: You don't even drink kids, Literally, Victoria has never drinking

Speaker 2: a beer. If she orders anything other than a Paloma,

Speaker 2: she gets herself a cider or something like sweet.

Speaker 1: You don't even drink beer? What are you talking about

Speaker 1: it now?

Speaker 14: From what I'm hearing, there's no reason to, because I

Speaker 14: just need to think to what I'm used to.

Speaker 1: Because then I'm gonna get it bad. Anger Colomas for life,

Speaker 1: lesson learn.

Speaker 2: We reported not that long ago that the Freedom two

Speaker 2: fifty announced their first way of a performers for the

Speaker 2: Great American State Fair.

Speaker 1: Well.

Speaker 2: Ever, since the announcement was made, now these performers are

Speaker 2: pulling out because there was a little bit of a misunderstanding.

Speaker 2: Freedom two fifty is put on by Donald Trump. America

Speaker 2: to fifty is put on by America.

Speaker 1: Is again nonpartisan the non partisan Is it like a

Speaker 1: super Bowl in the other like the halftime show situation

Speaker 1: that happened sort of thing going on there?

Speaker 2: Yes, okay, the most American thing we can do is

Speaker 2: literally tell every single country in the world how divided

Speaker 2: we are, Like why, you know what's funny. I was

Speaker 2: actually confused too, I think because when I saw this,

Speaker 2: a producer Freese, and I were actually having a conversation

Speaker 2: because he was surprised to see some of these artists.

Speaker 2: You were saying that they had agreed to perform, and

Speaker 2: I was like, well, it's America. Though, they're performing because

Speaker 2: they love our country. It has nothing to do with

Speaker 2: politics in my mind, because I didn't realize Freedom to

Speaker 2: fifty was different than America to fifty.

Speaker 1: But there it is. It makes it makes sense. There

Speaker 1: is you know, I think that all entertainment should be

Speaker 1: state run. Y, Yeah, that sounds very democratic to me.

Speaker 1: You know, that's why you would compete if there was

Speaker 1: others there's competing entertainment. Absolutely, no, this is America. It

Speaker 1: should be state run, just like the news and everything else.

Speaker 1: You know, I think it works well for government.

Speaker 6: You're only allowed to laugh at the things that are

Speaker 6: approved to be laughed at.

Speaker 2: You could watch live because Juwbele's faces as he tells

Speaker 2: this or says this right now.

Speaker 6: I'm so relatively new here, so I look at his

Speaker 6: face sometimes and I'm like, is he sometimes?

Speaker 1: Is that dude? Is he a commoss to change America

Speaker 1: to communism?

Speaker 6: Because you look me right in the eyes while you're

Speaker 6: saying sometimes, I'm like, are.

Speaker 1: You joking right now? Like, I had no idea that

Speaker 1: he was in a communist It's interesting. I signed up for.

Speaker 2: The tiny twitch and his eyebrows because his face will

Speaker 2: not move.

Speaker 1: The tiny twitch and his eyebrows ways so frustrating.

Speaker 2: And lastly, the drink that is trending this morning is

Speaker 2: none other than.

Speaker 1: Feet juice Feet feet juice.

Speaker 4: What.

Speaker 2: There was an anime festival in San Jose. People were

Speaker 2: in line for hours waiting to just get a sip

Speaker 2: of feet juice. So what it was God is these

Speaker 2: cosplay models. We're sitting there soaking their feet into of

Speaker 2: juice in their feet just we're soaking the entire time.

Speaker 2: And they bottled it up. They sold it for ten

Speaker 2: to fifteen dollars per bottle, and when it was sold out,

Speaker 2: people were so desperate for it they were willing to

Speaker 2: pay to lick their toes.

Speaker 6: Can I say, why is it? Why is it always

Speaker 6: men that are the people that are buying these.

Speaker 1: I will guarantee that these are men. Yeah, Like, I'm

Speaker 1: a big proponent of being like, hey, you know, there's

Speaker 1: a very thin line between something that was like all dude,

Speaker 1: all female. Like you know, people talk about things like abuse,

Speaker 1: and I always look at it like men can't be

Speaker 1: Men can absolutely be abused, you know the number. Sure,

Speaker 1: the numbers are one and six on both sides for

Speaker 1: things like that, for sure, But when it comes to

Speaker 1: drinking foot water, it's all Dude's all dudes. There is

Speaker 1: no one in six, There is no equality with that.

Speaker 1: It's all dudes.

Speaker 6: Why do we do that? It's weird. Yeah, it's like

Speaker 6: a mental thing, Like it's very.

Speaker 1: Weird to be I don't know.

Speaker 3: Strange.

Speaker 2: It is weird, and as gross as it is, it's

Speaker 2: also kind of like that failsafe for every woman who's

Speaker 2: ever afraid of taking a chance in life. Oh, shoot

Speaker 2: your show, go big, spend all your money, go for

Speaker 2: your biggest dream, because if all else fails, all.

Speaker 1: You gotta do, baby and soak your feet, and somebody

Speaker 1: will buy it and you will be Okay. There'll be

Speaker 1: a class action lawsuit because a ton of dudes have

Speaker 1: athletes throat. That's possible. But now, dirty little secret. Hello, Hi, Hi,

Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3: I do, sweet?

Speaker 1: What is it?

Speaker 4: So?

Speaker 5: I have actively I might sound bad, but I've actively

Speaker 5: cheated on my boyfriend several times. We've been together for

Speaker 5: like eleven years. But girl, I tend to live a

Speaker 5: lifestyle where it's like I'll be at work, I'll meet

Speaker 5: a guy and I honestly don't think half the time

Speaker 5: that the guy's even interested in me, But then things

Speaker 5: start happening, and then I start like just flirting back,

Speaker 5: and then next thing I know, I've kind of you know,

Speaker 5: done the need and then actually I move on. Yeah,

Speaker 5: so it's like I've done it like several times. I

Speaker 5: can't really exactly remember the amount of times I have.

Speaker 5: But if I don't know anything.

Speaker 1: I'm sure it's a really weird Yeah, do you think

Speaker 1: that's a self esteem thing?

Speaker 5: I have to wonder if maybe it is. I mean,

Speaker 5: because like I don't get a lot of attention at

Speaker 5: home per se. He doesn't always like show me affection.

Speaker 5: He doesn't, you know, like.

Speaker 1: He just doesn't why I don't just break up with him?

Speaker 5: Honestly, it's it's really it's a security kind of thing,

Speaker 5: like because I've been with him for so long. He's

Speaker 5: also like a vettech and he helps me with my

Speaker 5: dog a lot, so and plus the fact that you know,

Speaker 5: we still like do things together. You know, It's it's

Speaker 5: I just like I've always appreciated his company, I mean,

Speaker 5: with everything else that goes on. I mean, it's just

Speaker 5: the affection part that I just don't get. So it's

Speaker 5: like the times I just want to go finding it

Speaker 5: somewhere else.

Speaker 1: But well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1: I mean, so really she's keeping that relationships together. One

Speaker 1: bye you too, But by what's your dirty little secret?

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