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Speaker 1: Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling.

Speaker 2: Oh hello there, welcome back in It's drama Darling. And

it's going to be a double recap day where we

are talking Rhode Island and Atlanta. Emily Dreesis is joining me.

What's up? Ms?

Speaker 3: Hello?

Speaker 2: Have you have you missed me? I've been serving my

civil civic duty?

Speaker 3: Are you asking me?

Speaker 2: Yes?

Speaker 3: Yes, I miss you every second of every day.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you so much. And to the listeners,

you know, we're smashing in like double recaps in these

apps because I'm not home a lot anymore. I am.

I'm away from my desk, as they say, you know

what I mean, away from my desk any who, Jerry

duty will last until the end of the month. So

I began April twenty ninth, I believe. And we're heading

into the third week here, which is fabulous. So I'm

really enjoyed. I'm very much enjoying it. And I will

say no more. Now do you think that they know

that I'm taking questions? I'm kidding.

Speaker 3: Yeah, here's my question, your honor. Do you think that

they know that you are open? I can't believe all

the people that big just want to serve and never

get it. And I feel like all of us that

are like, oh shit, we always get.

Speaker 2: It, all the ones that what is that? No, but

I've never begged, but I've always wanted to do it.

So I actually got my wish. Wow, you don't want to.

Speaker 3: Do it on paper? Yeah I do, but actually get it.

Speaker 2: No, you would love it.

Speaker 3: This is the most inconvenient time.

Speaker 2: Yeah, everything, one hundred percent. No, I completely agree with you.

And in fact, one of me and one of the

other jurors we're talking and not about the case, the case,

not about case, not about but we were saying, like,

it's not about this ever being a convenient time unless

you're retired and you don't have a job or any obligations.

It's just more about what's the less more inconvenient time,

what's the more what's the more less inconvenient time? And

that's what it really comes down to. Like Brett's job

is going to ramp up in the summertime, and so

for me to postpone it would have been more of

a like a risk actually for him and for me.

And then in light of like Mattie not being in

school in the summer time, it's just like everything was

going to come back around and bite me in the ass.

So I thought, well, I might as well do it

because I've always wanted to. And here I am, and

you know what, We're almost done. We're almost done.

Speaker 3: A Lady of the courts, Thank you, Thank you, lady Madam,

Madame Juror. That is me, Madman Juror. That is me.

Speaker 2: That is me. This is what I do on jury duty. No, never,

I would never. Can you imagine? Can you imagine?

Speaker 3: I honestly can Yeah.

Speaker 2: They're like they call Brittany up and they like they

summon her and they're like, uh yeah, I no. Never mind. Well,

on that note, thanks for being so patient, and I

just I'm so excited to be here to talk about

Rhode Island and Atlanta. Great apps, holy smokes, And we

are in the cusp of a lot of things happening

this week. We've got Summer House Finale happened as well

as in the City Is that's the premiere. So Deanna

and I are recapping those both like tonight. So that's exciting.

Oh and the Rinna book, you better believe I'm going

to talk about it. It has been recapped and it's

gonna sizzle and drop in moments in moments, okay, over

on the Patreon exclusively early release over there. I will

release it on the public, but I have to wait

some time, you know. Any who, Let's welcome ourselves in,

jelly Welcome, thank you, Welcome in, Welcome in, Welcome in.

Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, You're welcome. All right, you get to

welcome in. And for Atlanta. By the way, I don't

know if you caught it.

Speaker 2: No, really where.

Speaker 3: When they went to the the Girl meat restaurant. Oh,

welcome in at the meat restaurant.

Speaker 2: Nice? Nice? All right. Well, we're picking up with last

week on Rhode Island. Joe Ellen showed a video, an

alleged video of allegedly Brian allegedly cheating allegedly on Rula,

and then we head on into Alicia and Bill leaving

and she's like, oh, look a full leaf clover. It's

really good luck. He's like, no, it's poison. Ivy, don't

touch that. She's like, what, we never had such a thing.

It's good luck. Which here's the thing I don't I mean,

let's just say it, one hundred percent was not a

four leaf clover. Okay, yeah, it was a clover three

three at best. Okay, they're everywhere. It's like a weed.

You know, people use it as groundcover. It pops up everywhere.

You've seen it. But you know, wow, her lawn must

be so tightly manicured that not one clover has popped

up all these years. Or she's never walked out the

front door and looked down before. I mean, I don't know,

but these are the little things that I think are

so fascinating about these people.

Speaker 3: My mom could look down and spot a four leaf

clover like every day. I don't even understand it. We

just had tons of four leaf clovers. I still have

a bunch of her.

Speaker 2: You lived in Ireland, That's why I did.

Speaker 3: We lived under a rainbow in Ireland. My mom was

a leprecha. She started with that.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, It's okay, but some people might

not know. If they're just listening, they need to know.

Now that is wild. Are you serious?

Speaker 3: I am serious?

Speaker 2: Wow?

Speaker 3: But look, this has nothing to do with Alicia and

her awesome driving. I just wanted to shout out Alice.

Speaker 2: Oh Alice. I love that name. I love the name Alice.

That was Brett's grandmother's name.

Speaker 3: Oh you don't think.

Speaker 2: It might be. It might be, my god, we are related. Hello,

Oh my gosh, we just coupled up, but like relative wise,

you know, like we're relatives and relative ties, so relatives ties.

That would be weird, okay, strange. So yeah, she's totally

nervous about driving, and now she's gonna have to do

pickups and drop offs and stuff, which is like interesting

to me.

Speaker 3: Well, that footage had a lot of sense as to

how she hit a woman oh right, blowing through stop signs,

like in the middle of the road.

Speaker 2: Yeah, she was straddling that solid line in the middle. Yeah.

I like how she's like, I got to have a

quick cracker because I'm nervous.

Speaker 3: She's self medicaidea crackers.

Speaker 2: She is such we haven't seen the likes of a

character like her in a long time. You know. I

would almost say she is closer to Kathy Hilton than

other people with the quirkiness. You could put those two

in the same boat, you know, And I would wager

to say that Alicia might even be more authentically quirky

Amy a thousand, Thank you, Emily, thank you.

Speaker 3: There is something so genuine about her that I like

want to protect it at all costs.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, she's she's.

Speaker 3: Got an edge to her, but like I know, we'll

get there. But I think when they're at that dinner,

I would put money on the producers wanted her to

call out the affair at the dinner with.

Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, that was the whole point.

Speaker 3: Couldn't do it?

Speaker 2: She couldn't.

Speaker 3: I love there's a softness to her too, you know

what I mean.

Speaker 2: That was such a beautiful moment. Bleak, just like, let's

just talk. You better believe I'm going to talk about it.

Brabo book Club Drama Darling when she went over to

Rula's with her husband what's his name? Bill? Is it? Bill?

Speaker 3: Brian?

Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, I'm sorry, not Rula, Alicia Pudley, Billy

Ley Billy all right. You know it was so sweet

that she absolutely one n wasn't going to fall into

the pressure of any producers telling her to bring it up,

because that was the whole point. Yeah, that was on

the shot list.

Speaker 3: She's so entertaining on her own. I don't need her

to be produced that way, right because you can see

how heavy this shit was weighing on her. Even if

she wasn't asked, and that feels much more natural to me.

Speaker 2: You know, she had a million crackers on the way

over because she was worried she was gonna have to

bring it up. How could even the best housewife would

have a struggle with that setup so intimate, two couples

at someone's home and then telling them at their home.

I would I don't know who would have been able

to do it, and like at Ryan the husband, Kenya

would have been able to do it, Kelly Dudd would

have been able to do it, Tamra Judge would have

been able to you know, Like I'm like, I can't

imagine who. And then we list like eighteen housewives that

would have no problem with it.

Speaker 3: In the moment, Brian is charming enough that I could

see Alicia hates him like I would, and then he's

like offering her all these free services, said, we're going

to use the special room for you guys.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, he just enough. I love that. Billy

still is entertained and like really loves Alicia. You can

tell because he was like laughing at her. I mean

in a good way. He was kind of entertained by her,

and I thought it was really cute.

Speaker 3: No, I'm with you. It's just that we know off

like this past week when she posted that he spent

her money on Bill's that she didn't realize and he's

still not giving her money and she's still not on

the house. So I guess I'm living real time on.

Speaker 2: That, you know what, And that's on me. I didn't

take that into consideration, you know.

Speaker 3: Because I didn't come up in the court case.

Speaker 2: I was just going to say it didn't come up,

and I I, you know, I'm looking at everything, so

I just have to put some things on the back burner,

and that was one of them. But thank you for

bringing that to my attention. I was really delighting in

how much he seems to like her and enjoy her

in this episode. And now now it's run runed.

Speaker 3: But I'm okay because I do like their relationship. I'm

I'm living in two places because I also know what

a asshole Brian is, and I can I'm frustrated with Billy,

but in all of these scenes, we're getting the best

of them, so I'm trying to like take that into absolutely.

Speaker 2: We need a well rounded look at these men, and

we sure got one. Bill was like just spilling all

the spilling all the secrets. He was just like I thought,

you know, it was like a lady's luncheon where we're

sharing our beauty secrets. But I also was like, because

isn't he like a.

Speaker 3: Dentist, Brian, he's a podiatrist.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm so off. Okay, you know what, it

doesn't matter either one shouldn't. They wouldn't necessarily have botox

and ozebic and steroids in their you know, offices. However,

I really enjoyed him being pretty upfront and honest about it,

and he was like, I sell it, why not? And

then I was like, that's why Joellen wasn't his rep

because she sells these machines and skincare and like beauty,

and of course he probably has those machines in his

office or whatever. And so it all comes full circle.

Speaker 3: Because I think it's like, it sounds like it's kind

of like a medspa slash foot doctor. Yeah, and he's

a doctor, so he can get the medications prescribed.

Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, I mean why not? You know, why not?

You know how they made it look so messy When

he got a text, it's like dang, and he's like

I gotta got here's my mistress. I mean they literally

practically put up subtitles that said mistress is calling. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3: What'd you think about the uh, the way he got

that rulable drinks?

Speaker 2: My god, that was so awkward and weird and so

messed up. And she just like looked over the table

like mm hmm, that's what happened.

Speaker 3: I feel like that is something that like your grandparent

might like something generations ago that now we know is

really bad. Like I'm giving him a little grace on that,

but I'm still like, dude.

Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's living in the dark ages. But it

is basically like your your grandparents being like, you know what,

he root feed me and the next thing you know,

I had a ring on my finger and it's been

love ever since. It's what we did back then. I

mean really, it's true. But they it was nice to

see them in that very well lit, overly lit room

for dinner. I can't. That was like, all right, an anyone.

Speaker 3: There's an operating table. Oh come, so.

Speaker 2: He ruined, I mean, don't ruin steak for me, Just

don't disgusting. I can't. I can't with that guy anyway.

More to come on that, obviously, but holy smokes, I'm

glad that Alicia wasn't the messenger on that video existing, Yeah,

for sure, except to her husband where she's like, no,

it was new. He's like, how do you know it?

Like was it date stamp? She's like, it was new?

We just know.

Speaker 3: I don't also think she could have landed that plane,

Like to your point, she's not a chilly does she's

not a camera kenya like, so what she would have

said it? And then she would have been like and

then like she would have been like crackers. It would

have he would have been able to totally steamroll over

it with it being like we're past that, that's annoy thing.

She wouldn't have been able to stand in that.

Speaker 2: It would have she wouldn't have been able to stand

in it. And by the way, when Rula is like,

so that's another vodka, you know, she's subtly trying to

tell us in some way like, oh, he drinks too

much and I want you all to know that, like

that's that's the least I can do for you all

and audience and whomever. I don't like how much he

drinks and so whatever he says I'm just putting down

that he's drunk.

Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought what she was doing too was being

like he's Anything he says right now is a real Yeah.

Speaker 2: She's already paving the way for an excuse. He was drunk.

I can't There's nothing I can do about it. He

was drunk when he received that text from the mistress. Okay,

Liz and Dolores and their menopause gummy is such a

brilliant idea. Yeah, I love it. I absolutely love it.

And it sounds like Liz has had or has a

real bad case of the Mennos, you know, because she's like,

I can't get out of bed. I'm so worries too.

Speaker 3: Yeah, like Polly and her almost broke up, which on

my feet, man, it was just a little bit worse.

They wouldn't be together, so I know, I know for worse.

Speaker 2: Well, she could probably treat him any which way she wanted,

and he wasn't gonna leave. He knows what side is

bread is buttered on? Please?

Speaker 3: Yeah, his wife's he's still married.

Speaker 2: Oh honey, honey, whoa serve that dishup? No, I thought

that he actually finally got divorced. I thought that that

was the news that's been out there.

Speaker 3: Well, maybe it is, and I just don't have my

poly alerts, my Google poly alerts up. But or I

missed that one.

Speaker 2: You know, it's either he got that the divorce is

final or that he filed for divorce, one or the other.

But there was a step in that direction. I know,

I saw it. Obviously wasn't worth reporting on because I

was like, I'll believe it when I see it.

Speaker 3: You know what now that we're talking about, I think

that dining room was lit by Polly's teeth is fucking crazy.

Speaker 2: Vinears, I mean, yeah, and Liz too for that matter.

Speaker 3: Uh huh.

Speaker 2: But you know, geez, that tan is bonkers because I

think it's like it is a gorgeous tan. I think

it's it's also like that Bay Water reflection tan, but

also layered with spray tan and then make up spray,

and then back in the spray tan, and then maybe

even a tanning bed. I don't know, but I think

it's a lot of layers of a lot of different things.

Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am, it is a lifestyle that tan.

Speaker 2: Wait, how about Rhode Island is the first state to

make menopausal women a protected class in the workplace. How

does that work?

Speaker 3: I want to know more. I know, I'm just glad

that they talked about that, because I could see that

easily not being even mentioned. But I love that they're

talking about menopause now, oh thank god across all the franchise.

Speaker 2: Yes, we got Angela over there in Atlanta with her fans,

which yes, as far as a business endeavor, we're not.

You know, like I said, she can head on over

to PRINTIFID hashtag not an AD. But if you want

an AD, I'll give you plenty. Just wait for it.

But like you know, I don't think she needs to

be investing. That's that's a conversation for another time.

Speaker 3: Maybe there could be a merger, a collab with the

Menopause gummy and get your Angela fan like menopause package.

Speaker 2: I like that. I like that a lot, But.

Speaker 3: You don't love it. So what I'm hearing is I

need to work on it.

Speaker 2: Okay, Well I think you should, you know, maybe throw

in a third.

Speaker 3: Okay, colonoscopy, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2: How'd you come up with that?

Speaker 3: Idea just came to me?

Speaker 2: Well, I do love that, and I want to know

more about how Rhode Island makes menopausal women protected in

the workplace. I like that, you know. Let's take it.

Let's take it a step further. Okay, let's knock it

down to you know, when we have our monthlies, You know,

when we have a case of the monthlies?

Speaker 3: Cool, I know.

Speaker 2: What that is. I've never said that about any cows.

Do you have a case of the monthlies?

Speaker 3: Well?

Speaker 2: I do too. Here's what's new. You can call into

your work and say I've got the monthlies and you'll

excuse you for a day, maybe even a day point five.

Speaker 3: We've seen a general idea of the men in Rhode Island.

Are you gonna call any of these men and be like, hey, man,

I can't come in. I'm on my menopause time today.

I know. Okay, I understand. Friend, No way.

Speaker 2: They'd be like, you're a rep. You're my rep. Get

in here and start repping. Don't rep menopause?

Speaker 3: Yeah?

Speaker 2: Right, yeah, click, because they're on an old time and phone. No,

he just says, click, oh okay, that's how they all end.

They're going say five, okay, good day, Click all right,

click click click clip click clip click.

Speaker 3: Okay.

Speaker 2: So Kelsey had a new house, Okay, and she's like

her apartment. Sorry again, No, I'm not going to take

it again. Let's keep going, all right, all right, Kelsey

got a new apartment and her mom, her mom and

as sister there and she's like, yeah, he's paying for

this too, And she's like, oh, she looked like she

told her she killed somebody. The way that she acted,

I was like, what is this that she's hearing it

for the second time? She's pretending to act or is

this her real reaction?

Speaker 3: Yeah? By the way, did you catch Rosie and watch

what happens? When she said that that breakup of Kelsey

happened before filming and that is a big reason why

she called it out on the first time that they're

all filming, was like, what is going on? Because she

implied that that breakup had happened.

Speaker 2: I saw. I could see that from up miles and

miles away. In fact, you and I kind of touched

on that a little bit, like, yeah, how convenient she

waited for perfect timing, but like it didn't just happen off.

I agree. I didn't want to like blatantly just say,

oh my god, what a lie. They recreated it all,

even though I do say that sometimes, but I one

hundred percent believe that. And I it was just too obvious.

It's like the timing is way too perfect for that

to happen like that.

Speaker 3: So well, I mean it's still real. Yeah, And nice

guy to let her set her shit back up at

his house and film there.

Speaker 2: Yeah, nice guy, Emily. Really now he would like let you, Yeah,

you can call in for menopause any day of the

week that you live in his house, trust and believe

so if she would have kept her a salon there,

she she could have called in any day. Jokes on her.

What a loss anyway, Yeah, totally awesome. I love that

Rosie called that out because I mean it's so obvious.

So good on her. And that's the thing about reality television, darlings,

that's the part where people like it's so fake. Yeah,

it's fake, but it's based on some real and like

then you wait it out and then you wait for

the really real, real stuff and you get to the

real stuff and then it's still reality television. So there

we have it.

Speaker 3: And I do think it's smart producing when they don't

fill the whole cast in on what's real and what's

what they're switching around, because then the cast does feel

a little bit like we're not going to talk about this,

like what.

Speaker 2: You better believe I'm going to talk about in the

Brava Book Club on Drama Darling exclusively at patreon dot

com slash drama Doling. But it's also kind of tricky

when you have a group of ladies who are supposed

to know each other, so you can only hide it

from certain people, right right, you don't really know very well,

so it's going to get out.

Speaker 3: Absolutely, and it just is It creates drama Darling. Yeah.

Speaker 2: So anyway, she's got that new apartment and then Bill

comes over, who's her only boyfriend? As they said in

the lower third title, that was funny, funny, And then

we get to the real meat and potatoes of this

episode where we head on over to Rosie's house. Yeah,

thanks for listening, everybody. No, I'm sing.

Speaker 3: By the way that the first time we saw Rosie's

house in this episode was right before she put on

those moon boots again. Yeah, and she's walking around that

construction site in bare ass feet.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such a hazard. I can't even believe it.

Speaker 3: She's gonna be Brian's next mistress because she's gonna have

to go in to get a rusty ass nail out

of her foot. He's gonna be like zip.

Speaker 2: Zip, and he's gonna stick her with a tetnis shot,

maybe some botox, And I don't know what the third

thing is gonna be about, Oh.

Speaker 3: I do what's that?

Speaker 2: What is it? I do? I do?

Speaker 3: I do penis.

Speaker 2: Type for a coupling? Oh my god. So now let

me ask you this. When Kelsey drives up and she's

got that little siren and she's like, it's the house police.

I thought it was kind of funny.

Speaker 1: I did.

Speaker 3: It was funny, But I also get Rosie's point, which

Rosie wasn't there yet, you.

Speaker 2: Know what I mean, she sure wasn't. Oh my god, about.

Speaker 3: A public shaming about the siren and the speaker to

Rosie's neighbors that I was like, I feel you, Rosie,

even though like I love a prank and over the

time like I yeah that. So and on the after show,

everybody was like of two minds, Like some of them

were like it was funny, it was funny. What was like,

what's the big deal? Is so funny? And I just

was like, no, I get it. Because also on the

after show, Rosie's like I asked about polygamy once she

has my husband of an affair. She has said that

I was fired for various reasons, like she went down

the list of all the things that Kelsey has said

about Rosie, and then.

Speaker 2: That's because Rosie struck first, and then all of the

following arguments were like attempts to get at her, and

she I'll just go for anything, which is like, let's

not make it a buffet of issues. Let's just kind

of stick to one or wait until another opportunity comes around.

Like when we saw her go house police, I was like, Okay,

that's funny. Then it just kept going and then Kelsey

coming at her house like wait, what what loud talk

about a joke going bad? When someone comes out and

is like what, she should have just been like, okay,

I was, I'm just kidding. I was pretending I was

the house police.

Speaker 3: Get it.

Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm kidding. I'm sorry. It could have been fine.

Speaker 3: I also think like she after the fact, Kelsey was

like it was fine because she was going to show

me the housing plans anywhere.

Speaker 2: That was the other thing. I agree she had that

setup too, so but.

Speaker 3: Rosie wasn't going over to Kelsey's house with a police

siren on an intercom saying I have my housing plans.

It's the house police.

Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, two different executions of a joke about

their situation, though, So you know, I suppose Kelsey gets

points off because it was just too loud. Well it

would it have been funny if she wrote up in costume,

in a police officer's costume or a police let's just say,

a police hat that said house police on it? Would

that have been acceptable to all you people who can't

take a joke?

Speaker 3: Wow, you were I cannot wait to pull up to

your house and do this.

Speaker 2: Do it? Love?

Speaker 3: I personally didn't think. I immediately thought this is like iconic,

and I didn't. It didn't hit me until I was like, ah,

I can see where this should bother Rosie. Me personally,

I was like, well, whatever, oh okay, yeah, Rosie.

Speaker 2: Clearly she's not over it either if she can't joke

about it. But also the execution was you know, fair

to Midland. Let's just say that. Then she just like

pushed it when she just sort of like pulled back

and Ben like, all right, this is not landing. Let

me just pull back. So we go in and she's

got the plans there, which I thought Kelsey had a

great sense of humor about that well at that point,

So now I am curious, would she had a good

sense of humor about that if she hadn't done that prank.

I still think she would have.

Speaker 3: I also don't know, We don't know had Kelsey come

in regular regular if that if those plans would have

been even acknowledged in a big way, right, if it

would have been like Rosie bean like, hey, just so

you know, here's the plans, so you know I'm not lying.

Speaker 2: Right right, Instead she was like, well, here's the plans

since you came over with tape. Yeah, that was so funny.

I did think it was a great idea and I

love it she had the plans out and I thought

that that would be a fun way for them to

like kind of talk about it. It is interesting how

they really just fell into just a bucket of shit

in that in that argument, and that went left so fast.

Speaker 3: I think I got to be.

Speaker 2: Rosie escalated it to a point that it did not

need to go and with slam pig no, No, that

was fine. That was iconic. I think the when she

yelled and got up over her and into her face,

that was bad and that's what we don't want because

when Kelsey tapped her back, I would have done the

same thing. And that's when it comes down to. Everyone

is going to have a disagreement about this. I know

you feel like, Nope, if you put hands on that's

where it ends. I'm of a different opinion. If you

are in my face that close, yelling at that octave

when I wasn't yelling at that octave, and you took

it to that point and you're like over me where

it looks like you might be about to strike, I'm

gonna I'm gonna push you back. I'm gonna do it,

So Emily, don't do it.

Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in Rosie's home. She's saying, get out, get out,

get out. I gotta be team Rosie.

Speaker 2: Also, did she say get out at that point though

before she pushed I don't think she had said that yet.

Speaker 3: Also, I'm also to Rosie's sucking dick is a career.

I was like, that is a career, Rosie, So like.

Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's let's be clear and how dare you?

There's there's a time and a place for everything.

Speaker 3: So you get out of your house, right you.

Speaker 2: You take your plans and you leave.

Speaker 3: Where do darlings go? On?

Speaker 2: Like? Where do you go?

Speaker 3: Where do you go? Do a Patreon pole?

Speaker 2: Well? I was very glad that Rosie didn't strike back

at that point. She could have because she touched her,

and she would have had every right to do that back,

but she didn't, So I was happy that that didn't

go any further. Oh wait, actually it did. She did.

She did throw her at her house literally and physically

with her hands and slammed the door on her.

Speaker 3: But her house.

Speaker 2: It was her house and she wasn't leaving. However, she

did put hands on her. She did put hands on her.

N she shoved her through the door. Did I have

a problem with that? Not really? But I also didn't

have a problem with Kelsey pushing her out of her way.

But that's just me. But this is such a tricky

opinion to have. But like, where does it end? Where

does it stop? Because the second you do one of

those things, that's going to escalate to another. They just

got lucky that it didn't go any further. Do I

agree that they shouldn't touch each other? Absolutely?

Speaker 3: Now? Here's where I would have been team Kelsey if

that all went down. She back to a car, turned

that siren back on, and started saying a bunch of shit.

Speaker 2: A.

Speaker 3: Slam pig like just went off. You know, you got fired,

not because you had diarrhea or whatever. She got fired

from the whatever, you were sleeping with your boss, all

this stuff, but on the speaker with the siren.

Speaker 2: Fair. Oh that's so funny. Well, next week she shows

up as like the queen, the slam pig queen, right,

a patchet queen. So that's good, that's good stuff. This

is good stuff. They are forming a real bad vibe

for the sake of entertainment. But wow, Yeah, Rosie was

very mad, very.

Speaker 3: Mad, and I think she stood her ground well with

her words in terms of pageant queen. Oh, I have

a house, you don't, Kelsey. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2: I'm sorry. No, No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm no, I'm sorry. Get the fuck out

of me.

Speaker 2: Oh get out, Kelsey said no. She came back in

and was like, oh, by the way, I won that

pageant fair and square.

Speaker 3: I was surprised if producers didn't like whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2: Yeah, did you see that? Producer. Once she threw her

out the door, was like, hey, no, no, no, no, no,

no no no. I liked seeing that. I liked seeing it. Yeah,

they're on top of it. That's hard.

Speaker 3: Yeah, great scene.

Speaker 2: Yeah, arguing over a salon bag on wheels and like

having to drag it, like get out of my house.

It's not just a direct from A to B. You

have to go downstairs. That's a tough ask. Now, when

you kick someone out and they have luggage with them,

it's not going to be a smooth transition.

Speaker 3: No, And you know, Kelsey broke a nail trying to

grab it from Liz Josie.

Speaker 2: Who cares. But to think that they were willing to

like get together and then have her cut her hair

again is bananas to me.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the other thing Rosie said. She said all

the shit about me, She lied about me all these times.

It wasn't just the one. And then I am doing

the ultimate thing, which is letting her cut my hair.

So yeah, I can put promote her again.

Speaker 2: I agree with that. I agree points off for both sides.

Great scene, all right. Next up, we've got Joe Ellen.

Oh wow, the scene with her mom and her sister yeah,

they are and stuff in front of all of us.

Speaker 3: WHOA Her mom has points for me in terms of

some of the moms we've seen lately or in the

especially like Salt Lake Moms, Monica's mom, bron Musy. But

I think that she can accept this, like I have

empathy for the even though it sounds like it was

really bad.

Speaker 2: Geez, it sounds bad. The giving away almost full custody

of her is like a nightmare to listen to. And

it wasn't just one child, you know that, it was

two of them, and it sounds like it was worse

for Joellen than it was her sister, especially when.

Speaker 3: You find out like she was just doing normal kid

shit that you do.

Speaker 2: But why the mom was like still holding on to

the fact that she was a bad kid doing bad things.

She doesn't get it. Hopefully Joellen can accept the fact

that her mom just isn't going to get it. And

at this point, she's obviously made the decision that she

wants to work on their relationship, but she's not going

to be able to convince her, and I think she

needs to let that go.

Speaker 3: You do, I do, because I saw it cracking there

and I think once the mom hears from America. I

think the mom is she is more open than other

moms that we've seen.

Speaker 2: I forget that there and they're because I'm like, they're

gonna need She's going to have to hear it from

someone else and not her daughters.

Speaker 3: Well that's what she's about.

Speaker 2: She's about to hear it. Yeah, but you know someone

who's that far gone. And I don't know if I

have much hope in that. I guess I will hope.

But when she said you were mean, and her mom's like, oh,

when you weren't, which is just so heartbreaking. It's like

your child and she has to say to her, you

were the mom, you should have taught me how to

be nice. And then her mom's like, you're blaming me

for the behaviors that you exhibited in your childhood.

Speaker 3: So it's just great.

Speaker 2: It's sad.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sad, And at.

Speaker 2: Least we're seeing her for exactly who Joellen is saying

she is. There is no discrepancy there.

Speaker 3: No because like Joellen had to like scrap to survive,

so that makes sense based on what we see. And

I get a little nervous with joelle AND's sister because

I'm like, she seems like wanting to like kind of

comfort the mom and Joellen at the same time, and

I feel bad for Joellen. Yeah, it didn't totally go there,

but you can tell Joellen has to often be like, no,

mom was fucked up, you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 2: There's a sister is like the middle, right, and the

sister's the middle person to try to make it all

okay and playing that role. She apologized and said that

she had too much on her plate and it was

overwhelming words to hear someone say on a show like this,

why didn't you ever love me? Is like so intense.

I mean, we haven't heard the likes of this in

a long time since Salt Lake, since everyone you're talking

about bron One, who else on salt Lake?

Speaker 3: Monica Monica's mob right right, And then you get into.

Speaker 2: But she wasn't as genuine, like Monica wasn't as genuine

at all as Joellen is.

Speaker 3: No, but you could just see like her mom running

a con game.

Speaker 2: They were born TONI yeah, but they I agree with

you and that and the mom is worse obviously, but

Monica and her mom basically plotted to run that show

for us and like run their baggage on repeat. For us,

that's an example of like it's real, they're just running

it back and playing, which is such a crazy thing

to do.

Speaker 3: And Taylor Frankie mom also utah, but not a a

Bravo franchise, like there are other moms out there that toxic.

Speaker 2: Well, by the way, speaking of I mean Real Housewives

of New York, I mean it was Bethany and Ramona

that talked about how awful their mothers were.

Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, yeah, they really did too.

Speaker 2: They scratched the surface there. But I felt like it

didn't you know, after that, it didn't really there wasn't

too much. Yeah, okay, well I think that's about it.

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into Dallas. Cynthia's cast trip. A friend of hosting a

cast trip. Who is the crazy person that said that

friends of don't have parties? That was me anyway, So

she hosts a cast trip and we're there, it's happening.

We left off on this shuttle, on this sprinter van

where things always happen.

Speaker 3: And can I just say no, no, you cannot permission

to speak your honor?

Speaker 2: Yes, you miss.

Speaker 3: This is such a dumb little thing. But I'm like, Cynthia,

Dynasty was on ABC Dallas and Falcon crest Or, CBS

Friday nights.

Speaker 2: What what was she saying?

Speaker 3: Well, she's doing a Dallas and Falcon crest Or, I

mean a Dallas and Dynasty event and that was the

whole the TV shows Dynasty in Dallas. Whatever.

Speaker 2: But yeah, like, what's you mean she should have just

selected one network in order to have a theme. Okay,

Now it's so hard, so hard, so hard disagree. My god,

I'm loyal to CBS. I'm sorry, I've always said I'm

loyal to CBS. My god, you sound like Ramona. You

know what, I only I watched CBS. Okay, you can't

blend together.

Speaker 3: You know what. I'm sorry. I loved I loved the

Friday's CBS lineup. Duke's a Hazard, Dallas into Falcon Crest. Sorry,

I'm sorry.

Speaker 2: Well, it's like nighttime soap opera.

Speaker 3: You know, fine, you win, you win again.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'll take this one. I will take

the Queen of Tequila crown and break it right over me.

That was funny. I like a Queen of Tequila. That

tequila through line is an interesting one because we have

Cynthia threading the needle ear and Pinky just straight up

getting sick, like so bad.

Speaker 3: And then the last line of the show, which ends

the whole through line, was Kelly a voiceover saying, whatever,

we didn't fix it on the trip, we can just

fix it with champagne.

Speaker 2: And I was like, not tequila, I know, I know, right,

Oh my gosh. So we're on the shuttle and we're

like mid fight. When you're on a sprinter van, words

are flying no matter what city it is, it gets

nuts and Porscha's fighting with Kelly your truth dropped in

my lap that you slept with a married man, and

then Kelly's like, you have scissored everything in Atlanta and

just like, bitch, you tried to scissor me. And I

was like, wait a minute, hold on, I was not

prepared for this episode to start off, so gang Busters

think I didn't know. And then Kelly's like, I don't

want your hot chili cheese, bitch, I don't want to

scissor you.

Speaker 3: And there shout out to Dallas Housewives with the freedo pie.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god, yes yeah. And then Portia

in her confessional talks about how, like in Grenada, she

was like, I was jaking a hose bath. She goes

and demonstrates with her hand how that works, and then

she's like and then she saw me and said, oh,

I want some of that. And then she said a

troll was trying to climb a tree vat night and okay,

So a couple things here hilarious. For one, there's no

way to know if Kelly was referring to Porscha when

she said she wanted some of that. Who knows, there

could have been Sharcouterie a step away that she was

replying to. Also, why was she in the room when

she was giving Why was Kelly in the room when

Porsia was having a hose bath. That's the other thing.

And why is why are we on display on display

doing that?

Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a lot of questions.

Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So that's just where I'm at with that.

I mean, that's where I'm at with that. Oh, and

Kelly says I don't like them big and goofy, and

then Porsia like, then that's on the confessionals. We're back

in the sprinter van and Porscha says that Kelly tried

to call the married man and shush him, and then

Porsia tries to kind of like walk back, and I

tried to send you flowers and you didn't want them

and shove them up your ass, bitch, And then you

need a rose. And then they're arguing about a rose,

which then goes into what I guess is an unpaid product.

There's no real endorsement here because it sounds like it's

a sex toy called the rose, because we didn't actually

they didn't connect that, but we all figured it out eventually.

And that thing sounds dangerous. I mean, at that, that

sounds dangerous. Let's be careful.

Speaker 3: You know what sounds dangerous. All these housewives that like

to get choked out. I'm also like very concerned you're

gonna lose some.

Speaker 2: So now who will reference that this time?

Speaker 3: Phaedra? Oh reference from Erica?

Speaker 2: Oh right?

Speaker 3: So and in my head and I'm like, there's so many.

Those are the only two I can think of. But

I'm like that's two and two. I'm just like they're

like right up front telling us, so I'm like they're

probably going pretty far with it. They're like telling us

this because I.

Speaker 2: Mean, Erica seems to be actually transparent about that, which

I kind of appreciate, but I'm not one hundred percent

certain if like Phedra is serious. It sounds like she's

just kind of joking, I mean, choking about Oh what

am I doing when I do that? It sounds like

she's just kind of, you know, having a laugh. But

do you think be careful, gals? I mean, I'd be

careful gals is writing.

Speaker 3: I just like when they when they announce it on

National TV. I always get worried that some idiot's going

to be like, oh you do and then like really

go hard.

Speaker 1: Oh god, you.

Speaker 3: Know, like this is what you like, I'm going to

choke you out the best.

Speaker 2: This is an explicit podcast today. This is a good thing.

Speaker 3: I checked that box for explicit we have I was

choking out with my words just now, I'm just saying it.

I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Be careful out there.

Speaker 2: You should be careful, and you know, word to the wise.

Have a safe word, yes, and have that be troll,

have that be yeah, be Cynthia's tequila. That's two words.

So yeah, that was a wild ride, a wild wild ride.

Then they then okay, so then they all start laughing

and came to Shelle's like, hold on, you guys all

just ripped each other to shreds and now you're just

you're you're just having a moment and it's all good.

And they're like, that's Housewives. So this whole Cay Michelle

thing is wild to me because she genuinely seems absolutely

destroyed about hearing this news that there were some plot

points that may be surfacing upon her induction to the

Real Housewives franchise as a housewife. And so I'm thinking

to myself, do you know what show this is?

Speaker 3: Were you?

Speaker 2: Have you seen it? And uh, why why are you

so confused?

Speaker 3: Also, I don't think she realizes that the producers are

doing the research and they are the ones feeding this

to Portia or whoever about this past. It seems like

some kind of I don't know.

Speaker 2: Allegedly that the producers are feeding it to them, but that's.

Speaker 3: What that's what we know that they do. We know

that they are like did you know this? And then like, well,

we'd ask her about that. That's that's like the game

that you I would think you would be alleged.

Speaker 2: I mean, yes, I agree. But it's also like these housewives,

they they now know what to do. They go to

the blogs, they see, They're all over social media, so

they see these things. Yeah, and they'll probably do like

a pre interview with a producer and talk about or

while they're interview whatever, before the show even begins, and

they talk about like, well, what have you heard about

this new girl? And that's like, you know, they start

to milk the cow a little bit. I think that

it's a little more. I think there are a lot

of ways that they do it. I don't think every

show is exactly the same. But you know, when the

Jasmine brand pops up there, you know, I mean that's

a huge you know blog if yeah, and this headline

about this relation or this ex boyfriend that said something

nasty about her, which is terrible and good for her,

that she, you know, had a lawsuit against him. I

don't know if she won that, but she clearly that

was eight years ago. She clearly didn't want that, you know,

back in the news or as part of the plot point.

And then what was the other thing that she didn't

want back? There's something else swirling around? What was it?

Speaker 1: You know?

Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought that was the big thing,

because she wouldn't put words to exactly what it was.

But when they were talking about the oysters and what

they smelled like, that was like you could see everything

working interesting, right, So it was up to Editing to

to tell us what she was upset about in that moment. Yes,

and so so in my mind, I thought it was

that moment at dinner and then finding out later that

people were plotting against her, I thought those were the.

Speaker 2: Thing that makes sense. I didn't put the oyster thing together.

Speaker 3: I didn't either until they did the flashback and and

and connected it to that.

Speaker 2: I still didn't get it.

Speaker 3: But if you blinked, you would have missed it.

Speaker 2: Honestly, it was I saw both shots Emily, I didn't blink.

I saw them, Okay, I would like to say I

still did not put it together. I just thought, oh,

they're flashbacking. They're flashbacking. They're just like flashing back for whatever.

I don't know. I just didn't get it. But the

point is it is it's obvious. And now you're like,

oh my god, Portia drew everybody. It is. It warrants

why people who are real, people who are going to

be sensitive should not be on this show. When she's

at breakfast, it was so sad, and Angela's like, yesterday

at dinner, you said you didn't feel safe, and she

starts crying.

Speaker 3: I know, I felt so bad for her.

Speaker 2: It was such a genuine cry. And then they all

ran around her to comfort her, which I thought was

so sweet and I didn't expect it to turn into

she read them, which was good. But now everybody's like

trying to comfort you, and they have literal egg on

their face from breakfast and from knowing that they're being

called out by her by plotting against her and as

she says, smiling in her face. But isn't that what

housewives is? That's what's tough, and the vets on there.

Speaker 3: Thank you for your service.

Speaker 2: The veterinarians. She's talking about the veterinarians, all the veterinarians.

Speaker 3: They know if there's some shit in your closet, they

are going to pull it out so you can deal

with it. Like Pinky is so smart to be like bankruptcy,

and same with like Kelly, Like I'm having financial problems.

This is just sitting out there, and it was an

allegation that there was a lawsuit, so it's out there.

People know about it. You can't pretend it doesn't exist.

And you could say, like Portia and everybody's dragging it

out so you can deal with it rather than you know,

everybody else dealing with it.

Speaker 2: It is a weird thing to bring out out of everything.

I think that that was a bad, a very tasteless

thing to do that they would bring out that eight

hours ago. And with the lady parts that it was about,

you know, it's just so personal and so housewives.

Speaker 3: I mean, what's her face in Miami? Like it's so

housewives and it's sexual in nature. I mean it's an

assault on her word wise, but like it's I guess

what I'm saying is you can see where they could

make a joke about it, and you know, I would

not like it, but I could see where they were

coming from to be like, well, we're going to talk

about this. If you're not going to talk about it,

would say, what would Renna say?

Speaker 2: Oh? She would say, Oh, you better believe I'm going

to talk about that headline on the jasmine brand. Yeah,

she would say that. Well, I did feel bad for her.

When you see that headline, You're like, if this is

what it's about, like, choose something else. It just seems

like they had to go really deep to dig, and

that just sucks because there's got to be so much more.

Speaker 3: If you like the lawsuit about your vagina smelling, I

would absolutely bring it up the second episode I was on.

Speaker 2: Here, Well, this is interesting, as you said, that not

the first time there's been a smelly vagina lawsuit on Bravo.

Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Okay.

Speaker 2: Joanna Krupa and Brandy Glanville.

Speaker 3: Yes, wow, So that's why I mean, like, it feels

like this is low.

Speaker 2: Hanging vaginal lips. No, that's gross. I just feel I

feel like, can we just like lead people's vaginas out

of it? Like I feel like, can we just leave

it out?

Speaker 3: Well we are in Dallas, Stephanie, I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 2: I just don't like because you know what it is.

It's like body shaming, That's what it feels like.

Speaker 3: I agree.

Speaker 2: So we want to try to, you know, elevate a

little elevate the trash a little bit, you know what

I mean.

Speaker 3: I know, but I also think if you're gonna be

on Housewives or any reality you.

Speaker 2: Have a lawsuit, you better be prepared for it coming up. Well,

Porsha brought her on, and I think that's probably what

is the most it feels like the most betrayal.

Speaker 3: Yeah, because honestly, like if it was your actual friend,

you would probably you know, sit them down and say, like,

let's do a scene where we talk about this in

a gena way so that people understand how painful this

is and not in a I'm going to smell food

on the table like that was crazy. Yeah that's your friend.

Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, well okay, so well I am Now I'm

just really curious. Do you think that Porscha was deliberately

doing that with the oysters to connect the lawsuit or

was she just being funny? Because now I'm actually no, okay,

because that's what I thought, And so the editors put

that together as if she did that on purpose. But

now I'm going to go backwards and say I don't

think she did because it wasn't even a topic of

conversation or was it a foreshadowing? If you ask her,

she's going to deny it.

Speaker 3: There's no after show.

Speaker 2: Yeah, what do the darks, what do the Darlings think?

Speaker 3: There's not an after show to speak on it, So

it'll probably come up at the reunion.

Speaker 2: That's what happens, and she's not gonna, you know, cop

to it.

Speaker 3: True.

Speaker 2: I be like, I was just joking and it was

just the timing of it.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 2: Oh and the other thing is that Ky Michelle pulled

aside Samia and Kelly to tell them what was going

on the night before and they are like ride or

die baby, Yeah.

Speaker 3: And then Angela's over there like I'll be the fucking

Kyle Richards of this franchise, and she is just producing

the shit out of the whole thing, and it is

making me nuts.

Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, and I think it was Drew. Wasn't

Drew yelling at Angela like you you were always trying

to like push things and stir things up. Yeah, I

agree with Drew for once.

Speaker 3: Because Angela, there's never a real moment, or if there is,

at least with Kyle, like you get, there's been a

lot of real moments that right, you don't always see

the strings with Angela. We don't know you.

Speaker 2: No, we don't know you yet. You can't do that.

You can't do that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't be their friends one minute and then

calling them out the next. You can, but then I

know you're not there to make friends. It's like, I

know you're just there to produce.

Speaker 2: This show well, and you're trying to sell the houses

that you have and your fans literal and your fans

health fans, and your fans. Samiah in her confessional when

she's like every minute, thing one and thing two, want

to bring up poor Chow. This episode was so funny.

Last week was equally as funny with the things that

they were saying, and this week did not disappoint either.

When Kay said to every actually, no, it's Shemiah. She

said it to Shamiah, she said, you never grew up

in the hood, And she's like no, she said, well,

you got to dropped off there and you'll be dealing

with some real fucking shit. I think that's what she said.

But I think the point is is that she has

lived a very different life than this gal who's sitting

right next to her, because she doesn't know what it's

like to actually have heavy problems and issues and deal

with some serious stuff.

Speaker 3: You know what I mean. Where Shmia grew up, all

of the discipline was in thongs.

Speaker 2: That was to call a meeting.

Speaker 3: I mean I would too if I had that ass, honestly, but.

Speaker 2: People would sit behind me. I'd be like, here, you hear,

everyone sit behind me. But to you know, to sit

that ass down on that outdoor couch. You know, You're

just like, is everything tucked in there?

Speaker 3: You know?

Speaker 2: When you get up? Is there a mark? That's what

I want to know, because like I'm thinking, and I

don't want to sit there after anyone sat there in

a thong?

Speaker 3: No, thank you?

Speaker 2: Yeah yeah true? Yeah. AnyWho, she looked great, Angela. She

tried to drag the Shemia but did not get away

with it.

Speaker 3: Nope. I have very little patience for Angela.

Speaker 2: I know.

Speaker 3: Also just to be like Shemiah had a look about

her I'm like, no, she didn't, Angela, Well.

Speaker 2: She she kind of does. I mean, okay, look she does.

She did. She does. She puts faces on everything that's

going on, and that's kind of what I like about her.

But she's making faces. She one hundred percent is she's

making faces. You didn't see him.

Speaker 3: I saw them, but I mean to yes, to your point,

she's always doing it, So there wasn't like it didn't.

Angela was putting her own idea of what Smia was thinking,

and that was what I was like, shut up, Angela,

you're this is part of producing this. Shemia is probably

thinking something totally different, but you're gonna tell us what

she's thinking based on what you don't know her.

Speaker 2: Because she's like, you made a face, and that means

she's just like drawing a conclusion from any little thing.

Speaker 3: Kid, Angela on Traders, That's what that felt like to me, Like, oh,

when you make that face, I know it means this.

It's like you've known me for four hours.

Speaker 2: So the other thing other than the headline that there's

the vagina lawsuit, is that they're trying to tie black

to ky Michelle. Yes, that was the other thing, and

that's why that's the other Okay, so it seems pretty

cleared up that there was nothing going on there except

that he slid into her DMS a couple of times

and he was liking some of her sister's stuff. I mean,

are we on the same page with that?

Speaker 3: Kay Michelle, I think didn't realize Drew didn't know or

did know and wouldn't care if she didn't. It just

it felt like that was going to hit harder and

it didn't really matter.

Speaker 2: And that's where Shemiah came in, and she was pot

stirring too, because she's like, you can't tell me that

this guy that you're talking to and facetiming every single

night doesn't care that he was dming you like on

this cast. And I totally agree with that, but I

think that k Michelle was probably like, just just don't

say it any like, stop saying that, you know, that's

totally fair, And then like Drew goes in facetimes black,

she was like, but I didn't even know you did that,

but how would she have known? And who cares?

Speaker 3: Right at the end of the day, was nothing. I mean,

good ie Ca Michelle though to call.

Speaker 2: It out right away there you go, I agree.

Speaker 3: I agree because if Drew would have caught wind that

he had slipped into her DMS. Yeah, and she didn't

hear about it from k Michelle, that would.

Speaker 2: Right, that would have been so much. Yeah, she handled

it beautifully. It was so smooth.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 2: If one more than say about that argument when or

when k Michelle was crying and Kay was like, Drew,

Porscha and Phedra were plotting against me. They were plotting

something against me. And then Pinky's like, but Porsha was

rubbing your knee and Phaeder was fanning you with the

church fan.

Speaker 3: It can't be.

Speaker 2: And then in K's confessional, she was like, do you

know how many vaginas I've had in over eight years?

I've got a titan niptock. You don't even know this

new vagina. You don't even know this new vagina is

like one of the greatest quotes I think we've had

come out. And for that she came out on top.

That's the type of turning lemons into lemonade.

Speaker 3: I really like, Kay, I do too, I do too.

Speaker 2: All right, Oh my god, what is up with like

someone Pinky Cynthia said that Pinky said that Phaedra eats

dead people. She obviously she's making a joke, but then

her response was like, I dead people.

Speaker 3: Well, it's so bonkers and nothing in rock. Phaedra at

this point like she's hurt it all.

Speaker 2: And that was so funny the way she said it.

It was just so Southern bell.

Speaker 3: I love people. I loved seeing Phaedra fresh face, no

makeup all of Portia too, because I'm just so used

to seeing Phaedra, especially like fully made up, like on

The Traders and everything. So I was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love that they were in that scene

in the morning for a long time. So Cynthia's like,

let's break this up, let's get our thongs off of

the outdoor couches, and let's go to this galas. We're

never gonna make it. Yeah, but the gemalogists that arrived

and Cynthia's business partner, that was really really luxurious. How

exciting was that she knows how to pull some strings.

The fact that she was able to get that done

is amazing.

Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I didn't put it together right away

that that's why they needed the police escort.

Speaker 2: I didn't either, Emily, neither I did like police escort.

The second he came looking in and he showed the

alligator bag. I was like, oh, oh, okay, right right,

But I was like, who is showing up with a motorcade?

Speaker 3: I was worried for those guys too. When it just

was like they were in like a hurricane on motorcycles.

I was like, get off the roads.

Speaker 2: I know, I know. And then they're like, we're driving

into the storm. Where are we going? We're driving into

the storm. I was like, yeah, that's housewives and poor

j C. Her business partner was at the event location

and he was crying that.

Speaker 3: It was like, was that jac Or was that the homeowner?

Speaker 2: No, the homeowner did call. She called first, and then

JC got on the phone and was like, this is

all my fault. Everyone was like, oh all, but I

thought it worked out great. Inside the house was perfect

for the Dynasty Dallas.

Speaker 3: Yeah, we had an appearance by Drew Reat True Rate,

True Rate showing up three hours late out doing DERI Oh.

Speaker 2: That was absolutely nuts.

Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit.

Speaker 2: Honestly leaving what because it said like three hours after

into the party, she's ready, it's nine o'clock, so you're

saying it took an hour and a half to get

to that party, because it was ten thirty when she arrived.

Speaker 3: I the part of me thought, Okay, give her the

benefit of the doubt. There was a storm, so maybe

they waited out the storm and that's why she showed

up so late. But I was like three hours.

Speaker 2: You'd think she'd use that as an excuse at least

well there, she's like, well at least I'm here, at

least I'm dressed. That they should be literally penalized if

that's if they don't make it to their job on time.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, because also, like everybody else got ready,

and sure he was down there having a fucking ted

talk and a thong up until like they had to

walk out, So Drew could have been ready to leave

with everybody else.

Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. And you know what, and it

like the thong ted talk, it just didn't have a

Q and athen that's all because Cynthia cut it off

because they had to get to this gala. Yes, oh

I love that Portia was wearing her black dress from

the reunion. Very cool.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it was wild, especially, I like I love it

when they rewear things.

Speaker 2: I know that more often I agree especially because like

these this has history, you know, with us, and it

also you appreciate what they still have in their closet,

that it was a piece that they bought, that they

invested in and it is you know, it lives.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and it.

Speaker 2: Looks like she wore were those like ostriche sleeves kind

of like a little wrap or a shawl that she

was wearing her little jacket or was that part of

the love Okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay. Well at the

very end, did you notice that Cynthia is like now

the Tessa of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, like Tessa

is to mcbe family.

Speaker 3: With the voiceover.

Speaker 2: Yes, it was wild and she sounds so good. I mean,

I think she should just always do like what they

do with Southern Charm or like with MCB, she should

just always be the narrator like the voiceover of Atlanta. Yeah, yeah,

because she was like, I've hosted a lot of trips,

but this one was crazy. What happens in Dallas stays

in Dallas.

Speaker 3: Any shows that are south of the Mason Dixon line

should have a narrator, thank you for no reason at all,

just it's it's fun.

Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. Did Dallas have a narrator?

Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't remember, because.

Speaker 2: If it did, maybe that's why they ended it like that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, well that one one of them did. Darling's confession time.

I was not allowed to stay up to watch Dallas

or Falcon Crest, but I neither Yeah or Dynasty, but

my mom would watch them and I would hear them.

But I don't remember if I know one of them

did Darlings, Which one did? Which one Darlings are screaming at?

Speaker 2: But don't you know? Please let Emily know which one

is ABC and which one is CBS.

Speaker 3: Oh, Dynasty is ABC, CBS, the Hazard Dallas?

Speaker 2: But no, but which one of the two so she

can be clear on you know the network. You're gonna

have to split it up.

Speaker 3: Yeah, ABC is Dynasty.

Speaker 2: I love you all right. Well that's our gala for today.

That was real fun. What a just a bunch of

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