Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Five

Today you asked us... about our wildest interactions with listeners, and Hayley's hall pass story (iykyk)!

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Speaker 1: Ask me and our big pod is back with the

Speaker 1: live show on the twentieth of July, so when we're

Speaker 1: on mid winter break, it's our fleetch one and Haley

Speaker 1: ask me anything do.

Speaker 2: You know between starting recording these and just now I've

Speaker 2: got my period?

Speaker 1: Oh?

Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4: There will be no babies.

Speaker 3: Thank you for in lighting, for shedding once again.

Speaker 2: Shed away, dear friend, I haven't done with you.

Speaker 1: You should message doctor.

Speaker 4: Miss dreaming over the weekend.

Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, do you know this? Hailey was told off

Speaker 1: by our good friend doctor Shawney.

Speaker 4: Yes, so doctor Shawney arrived at my house.

Speaker 2: Little digression before we get into our lovely ask me

Speaker 2: anything questions. Doctor Shorney came over to my house and

Speaker 2: he's a doctor right a jin Dott. He sees men,

Speaker 2: women and everyone. And he said to me, God, I've

Speaker 2: just been really really landing in the fact that women

Speaker 2: have it's so much worse. And I was seeing, yes,

Speaker 2: thank you very much. He's going on about it and

Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. But and then and then you

Speaker 2: get through the worst of it, and then menopause is

Speaker 2: like what's.

Speaker 3: Up, batcha, what's u?

Speaker 2: And I he asked me, which a contraception, and he said, oh,

Speaker 2: what are you doing?

Speaker 4: He said, and he said, Haley.

Speaker 2: I was like, nah, mate, listen, I've got all sorts

Speaker 2: of this then and the other thing, it's never gonna happen,

Speaker 2: and he I got proper telling off. But I also

Speaker 2: just got my period, so it's not like it's not working.

Speaker 1: So who's right, you or a doctor?

Speaker 4: Who's right? You tell me?

Speaker 5: You know, like white saviors and when white people are like,

Speaker 5: you know, oh yeah, the plight of the non white Yes,

Speaker 5: I'm here for you, and you call them white saviors.

Speaker 5: What do you call it when a guide does that?

Speaker 4: That's different, that plays a different picture. I don't know, no, no, no,

Speaker 4: he was.

Speaker 1: Learning point yeah.

Speaker 2: But then I reminded him of the power of the

Speaker 2: female orgasm, something that he'll never experience, literally.

Speaker 3: Never experienced, because he's a homosexual.

Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a homosexual.

Speaker 5: He won't even get said cause one or it was

Speaker 5: a nice now maybe not at the time, but stard

Speaker 5: though he's dabbled in vagant yeah, dabbled in the land

Speaker 5: of the Yeah, lovely, here's today's question.

Speaker 4: That's why I'm saying that, because oh, I'm sure.

Speaker 3: You've got okay you per read.

Speaker 5: Alicia from Warkworth wants to know what's your best, worst,

Speaker 5: or most interesting interaction you've had with listeners, anything so

Speaker 5: old or juicy. Hayley's Hall Past story had me wondering

Speaker 5: if there's more stories like that.

Speaker 4: She must have seen.

Speaker 3: It's probably the craziest.

Speaker 1: Yeah, for those that don't know, like a listener, cash

Speaker 1: in the Hall Past last.

Speaker 2: Messaged me when I made my break up public and said,

Speaker 2: you know what, I can't remember, but the miss was

Speaker 2: pretty straight forward.

Speaker 4: He was like, this is you know what? Fuck it?

Speaker 4: Fortune favors the bold, you're my.

Speaker 1: Hall Past brave, It's fortunes.

Speaker 4: What did I say? Bold?

Speaker 3: Fortune fathers, the fortune fathers the bold. That works as well, it.

Speaker 1: Works, but it's incorrect. Sorry, I just had to say,

Speaker 1: I'm going.

Speaker 4: To stick with it.

Speaker 3: Fortune favors the bold or the brave.

Speaker 5: Both phrases are perfectly to change you a man exactly

Speaker 5: the same thing if you in size, courage.

Speaker 4: Bold, brave, same thing. And who was bold and brave?

Speaker 2: And he messaged me to say that he I was

Speaker 2: his whole pass and he just saw that I am

Speaker 2: single and.

Speaker 1: He Hailey just checked to see if the deck was okay,

Speaker 1: and then she's like, yep, you can essentially.

Speaker 2: Check.

Speaker 3: Do you want to run a check? That's absolutely fun.

Speaker 4: Yeah, guy cash has all pass. It was quite fun.

Speaker 2: And now we're like quite good friends, you know, like

Speaker 2: we get on well and stuff. Yeah, in interactions, I

Speaker 2: mean that would be the craziest.

Speaker 1: I don't have any crazy like There are definitely some

Speaker 1: people in radio over the years that have had like

Speaker 1: stalkers and stuff.

Speaker 4: Yeah, but we're too ugly.

Speaker 1: I think we're too ugly, too ugly for anyone to

Speaker 1: form actually bizarre attraction to us.

Speaker 3: I couldn't deal with there.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think i'd encourage if someone started like

Speaker 1: messaging WED should have just ignored them and blocked them.

Speaker 4: But what are your best friends? It was a was

Speaker 4: a listener doctor Shawney. Was he that bloody are your

Speaker 4: best friends?

Speaker 3: That Cox Savior?

Speaker 4: The Cox Savior who tried to tell me how bad women.

Speaker 1: Have That's no, that's very true actually, because I was

Speaker 1: in where we're in Croatia and him and as our

Speaker 1: husband Jared were there and they just I didn't know

Speaker 1: that because I walked past them at the Walled City

Speaker 1: and they just messaged me and said you ran a

Speaker 1: cock chick and they just said are you here and

Speaker 1: do you want to grab a drink? And I was like,

Speaker 1: fuck you, I've got nothing to do. And it just

Speaker 1: turned out that they had so many mutual friends with our.

Speaker 3: Skin and green eyes playing role in the fact that

Speaker 3: you were like, yeah, drink.

Speaker 1: And so we had a great night out and we

Speaker 1: were like, oh, when we're back in New zeal And,

Speaker 1: like when you when you guys are back, because they

Speaker 1: were there for a few months and they just had

Speaker 1: all these mutual friends in our friend group and then

Speaker 1: just being friendsy something.

Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's a nice version of it.

Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think i've had any I had

Speaker 3: one recently.

Speaker 5: When you go friends, first experience of someone like being

Speaker 5: overly familiar with me when I don't know them, which

Speaker 5: is something that's like and it's our honor and our

Speaker 5: pleasure to be on car rides with people every day,

Speaker 5: you know, when they're listening and they're driving around and it's

Speaker 5: just like we might be in the car with them

Speaker 5: and then we meet them and they know a lot

Speaker 5: about us and we've never met them before. And someone

Speaker 5: came charging out to us a few drinks and and

Speaker 5: just kind of like was overly familiar, and she was like,

Speaker 5: how do.

Speaker 3: You deal with that? It's so weird? Am most it's

Speaker 3: it's nice.

Speaker 4: It is nice.

Speaker 3: It is nice that people listen and they've got nice

Speaker 3: things to say.

Speaker 1: But I would be like that if I saw some

Speaker 1: people that I listened to on podcasts, God, how's this

Speaker 1: and how's this?

Speaker 2: That I went to primary school with them and I've

Speaker 2: forgotten them, so they'll be like he always thought.

Speaker 3: The situation was because I was in my home area.

Speaker 3: I was like, they're like hey. I was like, oh

Speaker 3: my god, hello, but I've never I haven't slept with

Speaker 3: any listeners.

Speaker 5: You have done a couple now, that's actually not bad

Speaker 5: for how long event in the game.

Speaker 2: That guy who was like, oh man, you're radio host,

Speaker 2: I was like, you just need a top pullback on that.

Speaker 4: That's really off.

Speaker 3: What were you like, call me a comedian when you're

Speaker 3: going down on me or something?

Speaker 1: Yeah, comedian, If you're going to be going down to me.

Speaker 3: Please don't call me a radio host. That's my you know,

Speaker 3: it's my job, but it's not my passion.

Speaker 4: Call me what I want to be what I am?

Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, take it radio host.

Speaker 4: No, no, me say.

Speaker 5: Take it comedian, thank you, but no, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 5: Are you not hearing the natural outs here?

Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hearing all of the natural outside. I just

Speaker 3: wanted to wind up and bring it back to Alicia's question.

Speaker 4: It's just sort of like bad tail in.

Speaker 1: Huh.

Speaker 2: You're kind of going like button it. You're like button

Speaker 2: buttoning off. Yeah, I'm buttoning it up, all right.

Speaker 1: I don't think people. People aren't stupid. They heard the

Speaker 1: question at the start.

Speaker 4: We're talking about how good our listeners are.

Speaker 3: This smart.

Speaker 5: I'm gonna left the podcast going, got out of the car,

Speaker 5: forgot it was a podcast. Forgot to pause it, which

Speaker 5: I've been doing a lot with my audiobook lately.

Speaker 3: Yeah, get back, and you're like, how my back?

Speaker 4: But ship.

Speaker 1: Because born didn't get the natural out?

Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, well here's one now, brilliant.

Speaker 3: Thank you. So Alicia asked the question