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Wario Tells All: The Dirty Secrets of Mario & Luigi

Scorned romances. Criminal Fraud. Unchecked hedonism. Wario is finally telling his side of the Mario story… and this time, he’s-a gonna win.
Wario played by writer and comedian Josh Flanagan! Watch the trailer for his new film Pickleheads!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. 

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

Speaker 2: I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment

is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

And I'm joined by younger brother of Satan, Clayton. Hello, Clayton,

is a big date for us. Yeah, we're here live, Yeah,

at the premiere of the new Mario movie Mario.

Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you were there and this is

not sponsored. I think this movie is gonna be absolute ass,

but it give us the opportunity to bromp shoulders with

Hell's favorite celebrity, Chris Pratt. But fucking Chris, you messed

up our press passes. We're not even at the premiere.

Well does this look like a red carpet to you? Chris?

Describe this carpet to me. Well, it's kind of a

darker red. No, it's like a mosaic of shit. It's

a brown. It's a brown carpet. This is not red.

Speaker 2: It's the spillover for the premiere. Is I think what

the Lady and the Lion said, right.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she said. Wow, what an honor to

be here. Look at all these greats. We have a

custodian attending to room four three seven over there. That's good.

He's refilling the towels. That's fun. Yeah, it looks like

the night manager. He's putting his box lunch into the

company refrigerator. That's fun.

Speaker 2: There's some turtles. What I think maybe we're in the

movie Koopa's you mean?

Speaker 1: Yeah? I think those are cardboard cutouts. Oh oh yeah,

there even bent Those are clearly the ones that they

sent over because they were dysfunctional. This is miserable, This

is embarrassing. I don't even think we should be here.

I can't imagine any celebrities even walking by at this point.

Oh look, is that Mario?

Speaker 3: Wait?

Speaker 1: Oh shit, is that Mario?

Speaker 2: I think it is Wow, he's aw Oh no, that's

not Mario.

Speaker 1: That's not Mario.

Speaker 2: Sorry, you look so familiar. Are you related to Mario

in anyway?

Speaker 1: Yeah? Or do you like work here?

Speaker 3: I'm not the Mario. I'm a Wario.

Speaker 1: Oh Ario Oreo. Yeah, you were like a character in

Mario Kart right.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I mean the Mario cart Oh. I used

to ween I'm going theleen, but I'm not the Wining anymore.

Speaker 4: Guys, I can't even get into the premiere. It seems

like you here too. You're here for the remote premiere.

Speaker 1: Yeahah, the remote premiere, which are they even going to

show the movie? Do you have any information about this

quote unquote remote premiere.

Speaker 5: No, they tell the Warrior nothing. They don't to give

me any respect that Look, I was supposed.

Speaker 3: To go with my DATEA Luis.

Speaker 4: We were in a long termatement and then broke things

off and he taken the mansion. And now he taken

my premier seat and gave it away.

Speaker 2: Wow wow, oh wall all right, it's right there, Palkay.

Speaker 1: I'm supposed to win. It's okay, Warrior. I mean, like,

if you're here for the premiere and you were in

Mario Kart Double Dash, you're probably you're in.

Speaker 5: The movie, right, I'm not in the movie. Luigi gave

him my part to a Yoshi.

Speaker 1: Oh wow?

Speaker 2: Sorright?

Speaker 1: Sor right.

Speaker 2: I didn't realize that you and Luigi were together.

Speaker 4: Yes, you would know that if you asked him. He

kept me in the dark, you know. He says, I

can't bring you to the world.

Speaker 3: I have to keep you over here in the Mario Land.

You are my secret treats. He says.

Speaker 4: Whatever the race of track in the Mario karties, it's

got the candy.

Speaker 3: You know that one baby park.

Speaker 4: That's where he called me his sweet Mario cart tree course.

Speaker 3: Oh, you ride the course, so.

Speaker 1: You're the sweet sweet Canyon to Luigi. I'm not following

this metaphor.

Speaker 3: Yes it was.

Speaker 4: He's a pet name for Warrio. He's called me the

sweet Sweet Canyon. When he needs the sweets, he comes

to the canyon because he don't bring me to the

beach cast. So they don't bring me to the Mario world.

He only keep me in the land and give me

gold coins to keep me quiet.

Speaker 1: Oh so in my canyon, you mean your asshole?

Speaker 4: Right?

Speaker 1: Wow, okay, okay, all right, but you've been in games though,

there must have been like residual checks. You played tennis.

I mean, I don't know how you do it with

that build, but you're out there, right.

Speaker 4: You've ever seen the fat guys who can run really fast?

You go, there's no way he can do that because

he's not the skinny man. But that's not equate to

your muscle mass.

Speaker 3: You should have known this. You can be a very

strong man and have a big good sure.

Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, I'm strong, I am way, Yeah, yeah,

I believe it.

Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't sound like you believe it.

Speaker 1: Have you had any mushrooms today? Is this like your

upsized version or are you just running.

Speaker 3: Dry having to touch the mushroom? Ever since? I called

Luigi having an affair with the toad stool.

Speaker 1: Oh, with a toad stool.

Speaker 3: He the one that touched the mushrooms, not to me.

Speaker 2: So he had an affair with a toad stool.

Speaker 5: Yes, it's toadstool, and then a daisy, and then the yoshi,

then the mamummy that's my mom's name, mamammy, and he

had got there.

Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's not good. He's a promiscu. It's man,

but it tallly and what can you do?

Speaker 1: You're saying Luigi was having an orgy that he walked

in on. Yeah, it sounds like there's a lot of

participants in this.

Speaker 3: What you and I would call it an orgy. He

called it the Mario party.

Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 3: The roll of the dice. Sometimes you get the special dice.

Speaker 2: Oh, like a dice where it's like, oh, take off

your clothes.

Speaker 5: The dice you really want is the bowser die because

it's got the tin and oh you want Through a

experience of Luigi ten.

Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever been to one of these Mario parties.

Speaker 4: Yes, I've been to the Mario parties. I've not been

to Mario Island. Oh, I want to clarify that I've

not been to his island. I've never flown on the

Mario plane. I believe it's called Delfino Island.

Speaker 3: I have not been a there.

Speaker 1: Okay, the one that departs from Sunshine Airport. Yes, I've

heard of that one.

Speaker 3: It's a curious you know that.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: I have not been to Mario Island either. Okay, I

want to be that explicitly clear.

Speaker 2: But he just had like maybe a viewing party for

the party.

Speaker 1: Hey, it's not a show of interviewing me. We're here

to interview warriors. Warrior tell us about don't you have

like a stadium. There's like a statue at a Warrior stadium?

Speaker 3: Right, Yes, but that's so stupid. I didn't have my

lawyer with.

Speaker 4: Me, and I signed away my likeness and my riots.

It was like the Vince Young. You ever heard of

the Vince Young used to play the ut football Oh steakhouses?

Speaker 3: Yeah, you think if it's Young making any money off

his steak me?

Speaker 6: No, he don't.

Speaker 2: Oh, my god, Well, especially because it closed.

Speaker 5: Exactly and when it was the last time you've visited

the Duario Stadium.

Speaker 1: I think maybe my DS is the last time I

was there.

Speaker 2: Do you not have like concerts play there or any

racing going on anymore?

Speaker 1: Oh?

Speaker 3: I used to win, that's so big.

Speaker 4: I used to be an entrepreneur and I had the

warrior where I had my own company.

Speaker 3: I was a self starter. And he said all gone.

He filed for bankruptcy.

Speaker 2: Oh, so Warrioware doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 5: Warrio Ware more like a Warrio no aware. Oh that's

where I am.

Speaker 1: What did you guys even make because it just looks

like a bunch of fucking nonsense. There's like a nose

sniff in farts. Yeah, what was the business plan for that?

What were you planning to do with warrior Ware?

Speaker 3: You have to put yourself back in the day.

Speaker 4: This was before the fidget spinner, And I said, oh,

can I get all these people with their attention? They

need something to do? And I said, maybe they like

a sneff in farts for fifteen seconds and then they're

doing something else. And I said, okay, maybe I'll make

a deal game to do that. And then the fidget

spinner came out and Warrio was fucked.

Speaker 1: That's really rough. Wow, okay, I'm assuming you had to

lay off all of those employees from Warrio where the

classic guy with the big blue at row and the

the other ones, the dog that kind of looks like Bowser.

Speaker 5: When you have no built coins where you say there's

no trickle down, when there's no trickling.

Speaker 3: At all, ron o're reagan say that Warrior.

Speaker 1: I'm just curious.

Speaker 2: Mario is such a household name, why not come up

with your own image. It seems like you're just trying

to write off his successes.

Speaker 1: Why don't you do your own thing?

Speaker 2: Is? Are you even your given name?

Speaker 5: No? No, no it's not. He's so embarrassing. My name

is Phoebe waller Bridge my birth name.

Speaker 1: Wow.

Speaker 4: And I couldn't use that because that got taken first.

And then I was looking for a new thing and

I saw these TV show, The Mario Brothers Super Show.

Speaker 3: Maybe you have seen it, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1: I remember it.

Speaker 5: It was okay, I mean it wasn't great for what

young Nowado he does everything. Captain lou I beg I

he you walk out and every Friday you get the

Zelda cartoon.

Speaker 3: Yeah, link would go it's excuse me a briant.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's some deep Laura there. You brought

on the right.

Speaker 4: Ga for Nintendo lore, but not maybe the one that

can do a good Italian accident.

Speaker 2: So you're just like, I'm gonna do what Mario does

and try and emulate it. Yeah.

Speaker 6: This was the early nineties, and maybe you don't remember this,

but this was the way the Key the Rock was

trying to be a rapper and but the Vanilla Ice

beat him through the punch, and so I thought, I'll.

Speaker 3: Take the kid rock approach.

Speaker 4: I will go edgy instead of whatever Vanilla Ice did.

Speaker 3: Okay, that's a true story.

Speaker 1: I believe it.

Speaker 3: Sure google it.

Speaker 1: So then you know Mario has his famous brother as

you mentioned it, not to bring up a source subject. Luigi. Yeah,

but you have your own companion guy that's kind of

like a Luigi. Who's that the fucking purple guy, the

tall one w Luigi? Yeah, Wallowe, what's that guy's deal?

He's like you buddy, right.

Speaker 3: He would talk about my side piece. So while Luigi.

Speaker 4: Official canon his partners in crime, but we're more partners

in six Okay, although if you look older, canonically we

would take a broader but this was not kept up.

Speaker 3: So no, it's good.

Speaker 4: It's like finding out the person you love is you

think your brother, you cannot the half of them, and

then you go, actually, we are not a related.

Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like I set up to it like a porno. Yeah.

Speaker 3: I have not been through the island.

Speaker 4: I cannot tell you that I've been thinking of lately

and sitting here watching this remote viewing partner for the

movie and thinking.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Bree Larson by the way. There she goes.

She's doing that slow motion camera thing. Wherever the fuck

that's called.

Speaker 3: Is it called the glam cam?

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the glam cam. Right.

Speaker 3: I've had the revelation talking to you boys, and I.

Speaker 1: Think that Superwarrio revelation. Is that a game?

Speaker 3: Ah, don't write it down. I'm pretty in the water aware, Okay.

I realize hurt the people, hurt the people. Sure, Luigi

hurt me.

Speaker 4: I have a six with half the most room Kingdom,

and then he take a dimension and to invite me

to the movie, and I realized I have done the

same to wile Luigi, and I never thought he was

so important but the most he could be in the

Smash Bros.

Speaker 3: He's in a seas trophy.

Speaker 5: Everyone says, I want to play as wall Luigi and

Warriors saying, no, that's my fault.

Speaker 3: You ever mad?

Speaker 4: You can't play as Wallluigi. It's because keep them on

the side. He is sidepiece. You only there to assist

their relationship. He not dating material.

Speaker 3: Oh obviously have a type. I mean, look in Luigi

and w Luigi.

Speaker 5: You know in the dark they feel the same when

the lights come on, though it's just the lights come on.

Speaker 1: It's a wow. Where you located now? I mean, what's

your situation? He guys don't live together. Do you you

based out of New Donk City or you in the

bean Bean Kingdom? Like? Where are you located these days? Man?

Speaker 3: I wish I could afford the New Dnk City.

Speaker 4: It got gentrified by the Kremlins and now I can't

afford it. Used to being the hard times. I've been

living in the old empty Warrior warehouse, just getting by.

Speaker 1: So it's just a warehouse.

Speaker 3: It's just the werehouse now, just the empty dream.

Speaker 1: What about Waaluigi?

Speaker 2: Where does he live right now?

Speaker 3: Wa Luigi?

Speaker 2: At the premiere oh a, Luigi's at the Mario premiere

and you're not Waluigi got there.

Speaker 5: He just a seat feeler. But I think he's feeling

something else. If you'd get my drift, Oh little slut.

Speaker 1: The gig economy. He's got to do what he's gotta do.

Speaker 2: So you say you pushed Wahluigi to the side, why

not embrace that relationship.

Speaker 3: From the beginning. Really, he was always a rebound to me.

Speaker 4: Think he liked the little spring pad in the original

Mario Brothers.

Speaker 3: You jump on him just to get a little more

height when you're feeling low.

Speaker 2: Oh, I see, so you thought you'd get back with Luigi.

Speaker 3: That wasn't a dream.

Speaker 1: Well, you sound like you're a little low. So I

got an idea to cheer you up and make someone

else feel like shit.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah, hurt people, hurt people, So help us hurt people. Yeah,

you'll be great at this.

Speaker 1: We like to roast our audience members. So if you

follow us at patrons at good Me from Hell dot com,

one of the perks, aside from getting a side show

and all this other stuff, is that you can submit

your name to get roasted. Yeah, how's that warrior? What

do you think about that. Wow, okay, all right, Yeah

there's something that was good. All right. So this one

comes from Frank. Frank says, I'm just a poor guy

who works constantly but can't afford a place in my

own So I live in my mom's spare room. I'm

not working, I am either playing video games or listening

to podcasts. One of those is good.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 1: He works as an auto parts manufacturing supervisor. He studies

programming and development for video games. So, hey, maybe we

can put you in contact with Frank. You guys could

like clab on something, maybe Warrior Where seven or whatever.

Maybe mobile game, a mobile game? Yeah, do you want

to do a Warrio mobile game?

Speaker 2: Maybe you could do it like a teaching typing type thing,

you know, like Warrio teachers typing.

Speaker 3: Huh, I do love it, the Typing of the Dad.

Do you play Typing of the Dad?

Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, absolutely?

Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, that's so good. But yeah, no,

I don't know what this guys are going to do

with his life.

Speaker 4: Probably gonna make a Warrior World too, a game no

one played, so maybe critious all right.

Speaker 1: Frank also submitted a funny story. He says, one time

I was going to a job interview, and when walked

into the place, I sneezed because of the pollen and allergies.

I wiped my face with a tissue, but didn't realize

a big glove is snotting landed in the middle of

my beard. I realized that after in the interview was

over when I got back to my car and saw

him myself in the mirror. Needless say, I did not

get the job. So see that, warrior, You're not the

only one.

Speaker 2: That's out there making an embarrassment out of yourself in

front of a bunch of people.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, does that make you feel better?

Speaker 4: It makes maybe you lead the bad It's also why

I don't have a beard. That would be my recommendation.

Never grow a big beard. It did it don't work

out before you. Yeah, keep a mustache.

Speaker 2: To be honest, Frank, it's probably good that you didn't

get the job because I couldn't imagine ever showing my

face there.

Speaker 1: Yeah, Frank, you fuck that one up. But that's okay.

I'm sure you're gonna make the next I don't know,

fucking what's that one with the farming?

Speaker 2: What's that called Stardy Valley?

Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a Stardoo Valley. It's on the horizon, Frank,

I can feel it. Okay, Frank, thanks for writing in.

We've got another one. This one's Keith Foley. We've actually

heard from Keith. He was messaging me back and forth

on his LinkedIn, which is another perk by the.

Speaker 2: Way, Maybe that's something you could consider to improve your business,

Warrio is if you join us at Patreon, then you

could get Clayton here to endorse you on LinkedIn.

Speaker 4: Yeah, how's that sound you're telling me? If I join

you're a Patreon, you endorse me, you endorse.

Speaker 1: A wat Yeah on LinkedIn? You know whatever skills you have,

like race car driving, tennis playing? Uh did you play soccer? Golf?

Speaker 3: Have the skills?

Speaker 4: The problem is I have a gambling problem. I cannot

play the sports anymore because a game book too much.

Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I want to hear more about that.

But let's get to Keith. Oh Keith, Yeah, yeah, so

Keith says, Okay, bit of a typing air here, Keith.

He says, I'm just a nerdy white cyst male also

a ginger assist. I didn't realize that that's how you've

said that. But yeah, no, he said, cyst. So cyst

like the thing that grows your body. Yeah, like the

thing on Waluigi's nose. All right, Well, he says he's

a store manager for a pet store and and one

time he tried to start a church of Coulton. I

don't know if you're terrible at typing, Keith. Is it

Clayton or Culton? Anyways, try to start a church of

Coulton and even tried to register it with the State

of Texas, but was denied.

Speaker 2: Oh, it's probably because Clayton's already got it, unless you

did do church of Coulton, in which case I don't

know why that was taken.

Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Keith. Well, I guess work on your typing.

Maybe you can play the Warrior typing game that Frank mays.

Speaker 4: He's a piece of advisor for I'm a waario. You

want to make a charge to Clayton, but it's taken.

You can't just make a charge of Colton. You can't

a warrio a mario. It just doesn't work.

Speaker 5: You need something fresh, or like a fresh a basil.

Speaker 4: You need something nice. Don't copy it don't work out.

You end up like a me and you don't the

Wayne name anymore.

Speaker 2: Speaking of not winning, tell us about your gambling.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you mentioned that you got a bit of a

gambling addiction. What's up with that? There? Warrio.

Speaker 4: When you get to too many gold coins, you start

thinking I can make them more these and you go

to the race try and you start to betting. It's

tough because Rainbow Road it's hard to race to call

because it's so long.

Speaker 5: When you go, I got it, and you get excited

and then you double your bets halfway through and then

it's all God.

Speaker 1: So you were betting while you were racing, yes, and

you were I'm assuming in the lead, and then you

got on your phone to say, wow, I'm gonna win.

Speaker 3: Yes, sir.

Speaker 2: Are you allowed to bet on yourself?

Speaker 5: It's post a bet on yourself. It's both to believe

in yourself.

Speaker 1: I'm water, I'm gonna win.

Speaker 3: It's not just a phrase to me. It's a way alive.

Speaker 1: But you were on your cell phone and then how

did you lose? Did you get blue shelled or what happened?

Speaker 5: Is it so embarrassing? Someone through a banana in front

of me. Oh, I ran right into it. And then

it's a bread shelled and then I get to hit

with the blue shell, not.

Speaker 3: Even going from a blue shell for someone else.

Speaker 4: You ever been in the path of the blue shell,

but it's not even for you.

Speaker 2: Yeah, would you have hit that banana if you weren't

on your phone?

Speaker 3: You really haven't know.

Speaker 1: I think we might. I think we might actually know

that you could have avoided that if you were on

your phone on the gambling app.

Speaker 5: Wow.

Speaker 1: Well, so, I mean, let's see what we can do, Warrio,

to like get some pet back in your step. And

you're wearing weird little shoes. They don't really go with

the rest of your outfit. Yeah, green little green clogs.

What are those?

Speaker 5: They were from a Waliuigi. It was the one concession

I gave him.

Speaker 3: He said, just to wear these green shoes. So I know,

even though no one else knows, I know you're to mind.

Speaker 1: They really clash with the purple and yellow.

Speaker 5: I gotta say, yeah, I think it might have been sabotage.

Speaker 3: I think about it now. I think that might be

why I'm not on the red carpet right now.

Speaker 1: But anyways, let's see what we can do, Warrio to

get you to a win. What's coming up next? For

a Warrio. What are we gonna do to get you

back on top man?

Speaker 3: Have you been getting back into tennis?

Speaker 2: Yeah? So you know, he says, start, Hey, what about

some sports that Mario hasn't already played?

Speaker 1: What about pickleball?

Speaker 3: Noe like a pickle ball?

Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm just saying there is no Mario pickleball. Yeah,

but there could be a Warrio pickleball Super Warrior pickleball game.

Speaker 1: Hey there's something there. Yeah, you get Frank to help

you make it.

Speaker 4: That's the truth, Frank, He's not basy right now, did

you guys watch the Olympics?

Speaker 3: I was watching the double luge? What the Warrio and

double luge?

Speaker 1: Wadrio double luge? I don't even know what that is,

but sure.

Speaker 3: He's a stack of two people on the one luge.

Speaker 1: Uh huh, I don't even know what one loses. Are

you talking about the Mario and Sonic Olympics? Are you

in that?

Speaker 3: No? Wo, No, I'm not talking about Mario. Why you

bring up a Maria. You tried to bring me up,

but then you crashing me down.

Speaker 1: Well, I mean no, he was in the Olympics, and

it looks like Robotnick, who is of a similar build

to you. Also competed, and it seems like he did

pretty well. I mean, in fact, the whole gang looks

like they were there. I'm not seeing you in these

photos though, No, no, no, you were there. Yeah you

were there for the WU one.

Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, I remember.

Speaker 5: Now, I don't think I have the same body as Robotnic,

though he's a very like round man.

Speaker 3: He's a league day.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you do have some thighs on you.

Speaker 1: Oh, Warrior power lifting, Warrior weight lifting, if you want

to kind of have some alliteration. Yeah, there's something there.

You know.

Speaker 5: We run all these by Frank and we see what

you're saying, see what he's into.

Speaker 1: Yes, it's gotta be some other sport activity. Chris, come on,

come on with an idea for Warrior. What's warriors Big Break?

Oh didn't you have like a Tetris? No?

Speaker 2: No, no, thinking of doctor Marios, that's Dr Mario. Yeah.

Have you thought about going back to medical school or something?

Warrior's not gonna get his PhD.

Speaker 3: Look at him, that's not gonna happen anything.

Speaker 5: He's a possible. Don't give up. It's because I've held him.

I now seeing ninety two thirty.

Speaker 3: You're thirty four.

Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Damn. That's uh.

Speaker 2: Oh man, tell us about your fighting career. You've fought professionally, right.

Speaker 3: You mean that when I was in the bum fights.

Speaker 2: No, I didn't know you were in the I was talking.

Speaker 3: I was smashing brothers.

Speaker 4: Yes, sorry, taking one through man the hammers through the

heads in the fights, and you sometimes you get them

mixed up.

Speaker 1: Tell us about that. You were rubbing shoulders with the greats.

There was royalty there, not just Princess Peach, but Princess

Zelda was there, king ddd DDD big big players.

Speaker 3: Yes, the Nintenda dogs were there. Miss their game and

watch my favorite man. It's tough, though, because the star

power is.

Speaker 4: So big, and people like me, we do you with

the impostor syndrome sometimes literally an impostor because you look

like a Mario.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 3: Yeah, but when you get into space, but they have

too much of star power, and I mean literal star power. Yeah,

you just sort of shrink back. You're not your biggest

best self. It was nice, it was a good experience.

Speaker 4: I'm acquaintances with a lot of those people, but they

don't call me at home.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, So it's more like you get called out

to get beat.

Speaker 1: Up, kind of like the guy that's gonna throw like

an early match so that they can work their way

up to like the Big Games or something.

Speaker 4: As I'm a default guy, they say, because I lead

to red fall. When they need to start winning, I

just jump off the stage.

Speaker 1: Oh you didn't make any lasting friendships from that. You

got the street fighter guy. There's some Pokemon people. We

fit trainers. She seems pretty hot.

Speaker 4: We had some tension, romantic tension with the wee hit

I tell you who I thought I had the connection with,

and then they ghosted me.

Speaker 3: Was it the Ace of Climbers.

Speaker 5: Oh, but it turns out they're a very tight knit

group and they don't really want to be friends with

no one.

Speaker 3: But each other.

Speaker 2: Well, they have the same kind of like sibling thing

like you and Well, I guess not you and Mario

because you're not related. When I was younger, I thought

you were like clones or something. Where did that rumor

come from?

Speaker 4: Canonically, we were a good of friends growing up when

he was a baby Mario and now a baby Warrio.

Speaker 3: We were good to friends and then we had the

falling out later.

Speaker 1: Oh really, that was.

Speaker 3: When he knew me as Phoebe. Oh obviously not a Ario.

Speaker 1: I think that in this industry, or whatever fucking industry

you are, with the sports, racing, fighting, dog fighting and stuff,

I guess, puzzles and adventuring.

Speaker 2: I guess.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about connections, right right. That's the same

across any industry. It's about who you know. Maybe hit

up Wolf from Star Fox. Maybe create like a legion

of Evil. Yeah, guys, you know you and Wolf and Gannondorf.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and is the Robot evil? I don't know rob

is he evil?

Speaker 4: He is not the evil, but he's close to friends

with Mario. I don't know if he saw he is

in the new movie. Oh, he's in the premiere right now.

Speaker 2: I did not know that.

Speaker 3: You talk about the Wolf from Star fucks, but.

Speaker 4: I am not on a first name basis. I have

to call him a dark wolf. Oh, like everyone else does.

Maybe you connect the Wario with.

Speaker 5: The wolf, miss the Wolf and see if he would,

you know, invest in some more Wario wares.

Speaker 1: Uh Okay, I mean yeah, yeah, I can see what

I get hooked up. What about the crocodile dude King?

Was the name jar Rule?

Speaker 3: Yeah? King of jar Rule.

Speaker 4: I haven't talked to him since he took over the

New Dog City. But you're right in the mushroom kingdom.

About who you know? And I know a lot of people,

but I don't know them well. But look, you guys,

I know you're trying to pick up a wario because

he just keep it going whine and whin on.

Speaker 3: But I will come out of these What are you

always bound to? Got to go alone? And then you

find your next to springboard and you get back up? Yeah,

you know you the bead at the moment.

Speaker 1: Why that's a spirit warrior?

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, gone to weed?

Speaker 1: W Are you're gonna Wio is going war Are.

Speaker 3: You gonna wait? Wow, I'm gone the weed?

Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Warrio. You know what, Let's go charge the premiere.

Yeah yeah wow. Let's go show him a real melee.

Yeah all right, we're gonna go fight then now. Yeah,

and our leader Warrior is gonna take us to victory. Yeah,

screw them. Yeah, this has been another episode of Good

Morning from Hell. Thanks for listening. That turtle show. Yeah,

grab that turtle shell. Hey, give me some mushrooms. Load

me up with mushrooms. We're gonna get fucking huge. We're

gonna go stomp on some people.

Speaker 4: So I'm going to take a deca ham I'm through,

Louis your son of a Beach.

Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, take this start. Oh yeah, we're gonna

load up on the star power. Yeah yeah, yeah, alright,

hell clon.

Speaker 2: Thank you Josh flannagan for returning and playing war. Oh sure,

what are you working on right now? And where can

people find more of you?

Speaker 5: Working on a bunch of stuff that isn't in the

light of day just yet. But I finished a movie

last year, Pickleheads, which I think.

Speaker 1: We talked about last time you were on. I don't

think it was available just yet when you were on.

Speaker 3: Not available.

Speaker 5: You can watch the trailer. There's a great article on

Hollywood Reporter about it with the trailer and it's a

really fun movie. So yeah, we're in the middle of

the distribution. We're sort of mid festivaling too. We had

a premiere in October at Austin Film Fests, which both

of y'all attended different screenings. Yeah, and then we just

had a premiere here in la maybe like a week

or two ago at the Golden State Film Fest, which

was really fun.

Speaker 3: Had John Hurley and a.

Speaker 5: Bunch of the cast come out for it nice. So

now we've got a couple other fests on the horizon.

The dream is it's out this year, so hopefully I'll

be able to promote it soon.

Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't get to go to the premiere. I

was on the off site satellite premiere.

Speaker 3: You were on the remote viewing, Yeah, yeah, of the premiere.

Speaker 1: But it was great. It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 5: I will say though, like the theater quality in those

screenings was not my favorite. But the screening we just

did at Golden State was like amazing because it was

at the Chinese thing.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh cool.

Speaker 3: Yeah, not on the.

Speaker 5: Big screen, but like in that facility and that like

it sounded and look amazing.

Speaker 3: It was like night and day.

Speaker 1: Wow to have like screened your movie, that's such a

milestone in your career. So that's awesome.

Speaker 2: Josh.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 2: Well, we're going to talk more about our sins, specifically

about maybe Mario movies and video games and why we're

going to hell. Thank you Josh for coming on and

waw wow.

Speaker 3: Sorry to any Italians listening.

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