Something Hunted Us In The Backrooms of Hell! | A Horror Comedy Podcast Adventure

While searching for a mysterious interview subject, the hosts of Hell's #1 podcast stumble into a sprawling maze of abandoned warehouses, unaware that something is hunting them the entire time...

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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. I am Chris, and I'm dead

and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where

we interview everyone in Hell. And I'm joined as always

by the younger brother of Satan, Clayton.

Speaker 2: Yo, it's me. It's Clayton and uh wow, Chris.

Speaker 1: We're putting the morning in Good Morning from Hell.

Speaker 2: Well, we're recording early today.

Speaker 1: It's eleven am.

Speaker 3: That's early for me. All right, I'm up late. I'm

doing demon stuff. Okay, uh huh, it's still am, so

it's morning and whatever. All right, Hello, it's me Clayton,

and yes, I'm the younger brother of Satan.

Speaker 1: But sometimes being the younger brother Satan has.

Speaker 3: Its perks like today, yeah, yeah wow. So well he

set us up with the cool interview with the new guests.

So oh yeah, he left me a note at my house.

He didn't say high or anything. I just woke up

to the note, so it might not even have been him.

Speaker 1: It must have been like really early, like ten am.

Speaker 3: Okay, all right ha but anyways, Yeah, it's said to

go to this address. That's where we're walking right now.

We kind of got our mobile studio set up right now. Yeah,

and he said that there's a really good interview.

Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, man, this is the address. Yeah, it

looks like just like a warehouse.

Speaker 2: It's pretty big, it's pretty empty.

Speaker 3: They must be like a new business that's about to

really explode and pop off. I looked them up on

the internet and people are talking like crazy hype behind.

Speaker 1: These guys right now. So yeah, okay, all the building's unlabeled,

but the address is here.

Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, door's open.

Speaker 1: That's good. They must know we're coming.

Speaker 2: Hello, huh No, he's here, So I guess we could

just kind of walk in.

Speaker 1: Must be moving in.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I see a door back there. Let's

go over here. I was your morning being, Chris.

Speaker 1: It's been six hours that I've been awake, so for

six hours. Yeah, I went on my hamster wheel and

did some exercise. That's good. Yeah, I got some kibble cock.

You've lived like.

Speaker 3: An entire life, and I've been in bed this entire time. Okay, Yeah,

well I don't see a door, but there's like a

tape thing here. It looks like someone's painting. They put

some painters tape around where they're gonna maybe install or door.

Speaker 2: Fucking good, do we can't too into that, bitch.

Speaker 3: Go go. It's like a Mario painting. I'm just gonna

kick you out here. Go whoa, it's like the ninth

and three quarter.

Speaker 2: We don't talk about Harry Potter, Christ, we don't talk

about Jack Carroll.

Speaker 1: She's coming down here soon.

Speaker 2: Okay.

Speaker 1: Just another big warehouse. Yeah, this one the a Teria

designer really likes yellow. Phoned it in.

Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's yellow, the carpet, the walls. It kind of

just smells like piss a little bit. This whole place

just kind of smells and looks like piss.

Speaker 1: Hello, Helloa, it's a big warehouse. It must be a

big thing going on because there's a lot of office space. Yeah.

Speaker 2: I mean, like I said, a lot of people on

the internet.

Speaker 3: We're talking about this person and apparently they're making the rounds.

Speaker 1: Okay, well go around this corner. Maybe is there? Oh

maybe it's a big asshole. Wait.

Speaker 2: God, this just goes on and on and on.

Speaker 1: That's weird. There's just a bunch of furniture stacked up.

Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they do? I can't tell based on

the surroundings. Is this like an indeed or like a

LinkedIn type thing? Like are they like an office.

Speaker 1: Oh maybe it's a co oping office space co op.

What are they called those? A waste of money? I

don't know. We share, we use.

Speaker 3: We don't have time for this. Hello, we're here for

the interview.

Speaker 1: Helloh okay, I don't even fucking know. Man, who's the

interview with? Like, what's the name of the person that

we're looking for? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we have the note.

Speaker 3: It's uh, hear the little Brother, but it's someone named

b A Krooms be a Krooms.

Speaker 2: Yeah, b A Krooms.

Speaker 3: They're like a German scientist of some sort. Maybe I

don't know.

Speaker 1: What were people saying on the internet about them? Yoh,

you know, like.

Speaker 2: B A Krooms so creepy ba Krooms?

Speaker 1: I'm lost? Okay, maybe they started the show lost. Oh

that'd be cool. Hello ba Krooms? Am I crazy? Have

you heard of ba Krooms? No? Let me see that.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: B A Krooms Yeah, weird spelling. Yeah, and the address

this is it?

Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm gonna be honest. This is a big,

wide open space. I kind of just want to run

around a little bit. It's kind of fun, like I'm

getting further away from you.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it was kind of like when you're

a kid and you're moving out of your house and

it's all empty, and what was that what Shart's like

footsteps over there? Oh, maybe that's them. Let's go over

to that. Hellh B A BA. Maybe it's a Bachelor

of Fan then, like that's their title.

Speaker 3: That doesn't make any sense, like BS maybe, but like

a Bachelor of Arts, that's nothing. It's not a master's,

it's not a PhD. I mean, did you graduate college?

Were you flaunting the fact that you had a Bachelor

of something stupid?

Speaker 1: Yeah? No, you're right. I actually avoid telling people I

even went to college. Okay, we just.

Speaker 3: Went down another hallway and it led to an even bigger,

more open space.

Speaker 1: Look, there's a hallway that narrows into a tiny little door.

Speaker 3: There might be something there, Maybe BA Crooms is like

the wood elf guy from Keebler. Oh, cookies could be cookies.

Cookies could be cookies. The cookies are probably gonna smell

like piss, because I have to emphasize how much this

place smells like piss.

Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to the little.

Speaker 2: Door and a big more hallway.

Speaker 1: Okay, this had to have led somewhere, because why would

you put a little tiny hallway and it not lead somewhere.

I don't know. Let's just keep pulling this thread.

Speaker 2: Also, should we be tracking our progress?

Speaker 3: Should we be like making sure that we don't Like

if you were to pay me to get back to

the exit right now, I don't think I could.

Speaker 1: I'm a little turned around right now. Maybe it's one

of those things where we should be like leaving bread crumbs,

but we don't have any bread. We don't have any

bread crumbs. We only have like your blood. We can

leave your blood. I'm sure we can fire something else out. No no, no,

no no. If I cut you in the butt, wait wait, wait,

and then you snail.

Speaker 3: Trail while we're walking, we'll have a line that we

can follow to get back to the exit.

Speaker 1: Okay, well just throw it out ideas. Okay, what if

I did little poops, Chris, that's a great idea.

Speaker 3: And I see what you're doing. You're trying to avoid

getting cut in the butt. But I think you're gonna

run out of poops, and then at that point, what.

Speaker 1: Are we gonna do. I can do this, look, trust me.

Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna cut the recording really quick while you

do that, so you go ahead.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, Chris, you got it. Sorry, it's all over.

Speaker 1: Mean, how did you even do that? I thought it

was gonna be the little poops, not big.

Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we're back.

Speaker 3: It's been about two hours, three hours of kind of

lost track. There's no clocks down here. Chris's run out

of poops, as you would have guessed. Yeah, how many

do you think he got before we?

Speaker 1: Like, man, we made it a good like ninety minutes

of poops.

Speaker 3: Yeah, which, if I had to kind of determine the

length of distance.

Speaker 1: Uh huh, this place just goes on. And are we

going in circles? No? Because look that right there. Well, no,

we have been there before. Wait wait, how do you

know is that my poop or someone else's poop? That

might be someone else's poop. I don't know. See that

was the other problem. We weren't expecting so much poops.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 3: Again, if we'd gone with my original idea, we cut you,

you left the little snail trail of blood. Okay, okay,

we would know for sure. But now we're tasting down

phantom turns. For all we know, this could be the

toilet dimension. It smells like pasts. There's poops everywhere.

Speaker 1: We don't know where we are. Chris, Okay, well, what

time are we supposed to be meeting BA crooms? Eleven thirty?

I was up so early to get to the fuck interview. Okay,

they got to be here somewhere, right, We'll just apologize

for being late, But honestly, they should have left more

clear instructions on how to find their actual office space,

because this is just what is that any children's laughter?

Speaker 3: Is it a bunch of kids? Is Bakrooms like a band?

It's a boy band? Oh, boy band, Bakrooms, we're your

biggest bands. Please interview us. Let's just keep like it's

down here. It's got to be down here.

Speaker 1: But they sound really young to be a boy band.

These are like children children.

Speaker 3: I don't know if they are a huge deal online again,

people are talking about them.

Speaker 1: Oh the BA crooms. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3: If we go down this hallway, let's take a left,

leave a shit, Chris, leave it. Don't We're gonna get

lost if you don't keep leaving shit.

Speaker 1: I can't do.

Speaker 3: And you've cut them recording rolling again. I think we're

maybe on the verge of finding BA Crooms. It's been

another hour and a half.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there's another one of those tiny little doors.

Speaker 3: Also the little kids laughing. That was just a weird

looking radio that was upside down and it did just

kind of nothing.

Speaker 1: Okay, door, Okay, hold up, Oh okay, I'm walking around.

I'm seeing it's like I'm in someone's body, but it's

not my body. It is a white dude, but it's

like a white dude who's like a little taller. It's

writing a check John Malkovich. This is a reference that

people are gonna understand that probably not Yeah, no, I'm

on some sort of movie set. I'm getting out of

this room. This is just a bad reference to being

John Malcovitch. Okay, I don't like this room at all. Yeah,

says there at the top. What the door says being

John Malkovich. I should have read that you've seen Being

John Malcovich. No, okay, well it's a really interesting room.

You just don't seen that room, the being John Malcovitch set.

Speaker 3: And this was all you actually experiencing this or were

you making a joke right now?

Speaker 1: I actually was John Malkovitch for just a bit, or

are you making a joke?

Speaker 3: And in the other side of that room is nothing. No, no,

we're always more. Go in yourself.

Speaker 1: I don't want to.

Speaker 2: I don't understand the John Malkovich.

Speaker 1: It's lost on me. Crut. Yeah. Well it's a very

cerebral and heady experience, you know. Okay, Oh hey, look

at me.

Speaker 3: It's the eternal sunshine, spotless sprain, Jim Carrey, bro you

know what what are we doing here? I have a

Bachelor of Arts in film. Okay, so ka, ba Chris.

I don't fucking care about your Bachelor of Arts. Okay,

well it's a good reference. Okay, all right, we're back.

It's been another forty five minutes, maybe an hour. We

had about twenty minutes of us fighting on and off.

Speaker 1: Maybe we should just leave at this point. I don't

think BA Crooms is even gonna be there anymore.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking you're right. Go ahead, Chris, lead the way.

How do we get back? Like you ran out of

poops an hour and a half ago, all we have

to find is one of them. We have to find

one poop. How do we know it's your poops? Did

you make assistant? Did you poop the poop?

Speaker 1: And an arrow? So that we know how to get

to the other next poop. No, no, but I think

I would recommie like that there. Yeah, that's not my poop. Okay,

it's like little rat poops. Yeah, clearly they have a

rat problem.

Speaker 3: Ba Crooms needs to get an exterminator in here, but

they'd get fucking lost.

Speaker 1: Who knows.

Speaker 3: Maybe they already got an exterminator and he's watering wrong

like an asshole like us right now too.

Speaker 1: Then maybe that's what we do, just follow the rat

poops to find exterminators poops all the way down, Chris.

Speaker 3: Okay, if I could get some Hell phone reception, then

maybe we could do something like hall an uber or

get like.

Speaker 1: Uber Google Maps.

Speaker 2: How would you tell what we're in the middle of

a building? I don't know.

Speaker 3: They've got like track and Jay they can find us, right.

These are pretty big hallways. They could drive a car

through here.

Speaker 1: It's not loony tunes. That would actually really an incredible service.

It's not looting, dudes.

Speaker 3: You just went through a tiny door that led to

a giant, massive door that ran into a room of couches.

Speaker 1: Chris. Maybe it was a couch store. Do they have

couch stores in Hell? I don't know.

Speaker 2: Normally I just go up to Earth and just collect

them off the side of the road.

Speaker 1: That's why you keep getting bed bugs.

Speaker 3: By the way, oh, just to keep finding your furniture

up on the side of the road up on Earth.

Speaker 1: Well, that's okay, I did that in college. Oh. Oh,

I just had an idea. I just had an idea.

Speaker 2: What when I go up to Earth, I go through

the Earth's crust, right, you know, normally there's a stairway

or I.

Speaker 1: Got an elevator. Yeah, what if I push you through

the ceiling tiles? Okay, we haven't checked up there yet. Oh,

icye vertical. Then maybe the walls won't extend that high.

We can kind of get like an id right, Okay,

I'm gonna pack, just jump and I'll grab. Don't jump,

that's my horn. You're gonna break my neck. Ow, I

should have worn shoes. Got your foot blood is getting

all over my face. Chris. Okay, Well, now we can

do the blood thing where we can leave a trail

of blood.

Speaker 3: It's got the bloody footprints. Great thinking, Chris. Okay, but

like what's above the ceiling top? Move the ceiling tile a.

Speaker 1: Oh, there's a second floor, second floor there's a hole

up here.

Speaker 2: Okay, grab my feet. Okay out, Chris, you grab my

horse out.

Speaker 1: Well, it's stuck in my foot. Ah okay, say look,

I guess it's the second floor. So do you think

are we on the ground level or are we on

the first It looks similar?

Speaker 3: Yeah, no, shit, sure locked. The everything is looks similar

in here. It's yellow carpet, yellow wallpaper, maybe some wood paneling.

Speaker 1: Uh huh, well wait theit Wait that's my poop. We

haven't been on the second floor. I know that's impossible.

How is my poop there? That's definitely your poop. That's

definitely your poop. Yeah, passes the spell. Yeah.

Speaker 3: And then the handprint because you wipe your ass with

your hand and then wiped it on the wall like

a fucking cave man.

Speaker 1: Yeah. So there's definitely well, this is just wait what

was that noise? Hello? Bah? Do you hear that? It's

like a big, heavy stomping. There's definitely something big walking

towards us. Yeah, very tall. Hello. Hello?

Speaker 2: Okay, hello, Wow, that was weird.

Speaker 3: It's been about six hours and we have been out

running what I can only describe as the Eldridge Horror.

Speaker 1: It's like a giant, weird, amorphous monster. It's got a

trunk out of its ass. Yeah, it could be made

out of dicks. It could be made out of black

lightning bolts. I don't know what I saw with my

own eyes. We know for certain it's not Bachromes because.

Speaker 2: Every time he sees us he stomps on Tom's yells.

Speaker 1: Very scary.

Speaker 2: We run.

Speaker 1: Chris is missing his arm. Actually it's growing back now.

It's just one of those little nutty little arms. So yeah,

it's not very useful. It's kind of cute.

Speaker 2: High five.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Oh shit, I got self a reception.

Speaker 3: Oh should we take this as an opportunity to escape

this place or should we take this as an opportunity

to make money?

Speaker 1: Well, we need to make money, Yeah, we need to

make money. Okay, let's do some roasts. Okay yeah yeah.

Speaker 3: Basically, if you follow us on our Patreon at good

Morning from Hell dot com, you can enter in your

name and have the opportunity to get roasted by answering

a quick and so little question. Okay, we're back. I

think we've outchased it. We're gonna keep it quiet for

this roast.

Speaker 1: We're hiding in a closet thing it's stalking us outside.

Speaker 3: Yeah, we found the hallway that led into a smaller

hallway that led into a long what I thought was

a closet. But it's just another hallway. It's too small

for it to fit in here.

Speaker 1: Right. It depends on if space and time impacts it

the same way does anyway? What were we saying?

Speaker 2: I don't know your breath is?

Speaker 1: I know, horrifying? Have you been eating your Look? I

got hungry and I found the poops and I don't

want to feel all there is. There's not much here.

I don't want to know. That's fine, Okay, I know

it kind of defeats the purpose of leaving bread crumbs. Okay,

I know that's all we have. We have to eat

the bread that we're given, and then sometimes the bread

is poops. Jesus Christ. What were we saying about roasting people? Yes,

So if you.

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a patron, then you can enter in your name and

answer a short questionnaire and we can roast you.

Speaker 2: On our show.

Speaker 1: So what was our first roast today?

Speaker 3: It is gmf h's favorite parry.

Speaker 1: Parry. If you're listening to this help us, Perry, you.

Speaker 3: Spend so much money in our store. We see you

in there all the time. If you can just spend

a little bit more to send us like a cab

or a rescue chopper. I don't know something, okay, quick

little brief description about Perry.

Speaker 1: Perry says, I'm just.

Speaker 3: A TTRPG nerd enjoyer of science, crafter of silly things,

and a crow bringed goblin menace queer af What up

trans homies? So they said, they say, what up trans homies?

Speaker 1: Christian? Anything to say to that? I don't know? I

want it stolen valor okay, fair TTRPG. That seems to

be a running theme with this audience. Is they really like,

if you canna help us get out of this dungeon,

we need some sort of map.

Speaker 3: What is TTRPG? Could you actually tell me what people

top RPG? That's like if I asked you, hey, what

does NASA stand for? And then you say National Aeronautics.

So you only said half of what is?

Speaker 4: Oh, oh, you're right, I see what you're saying. Yeah,

tabletop role playing game, role playing game, Yes, role playing game.

So it's like a kink thing yeah, you're like, hey,

I want to pretend to be like the professor and

you can be my student.

Speaker 1: That's kind of what this is. So Perry's into some

key key stuff. That's fine, and.

Speaker 3: It takes place on a table I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah, way,

specifically a tabletop.

Speaker 1: Could it not be?

Speaker 3: Like?

Speaker 1: Well, because here's the deal. Is a lot is their

dmv rpg tmv rpg. Yeah, I've never heard that one,

but that might be money and dmbrpg. We're gonna write

that down. Yeah, okay, but Perry. Tell more about Perry? Oh, yes,

of course what they do for a living.

Speaker 3: I'm an electron microscopist. It's a fancy way to say.

I sit on my butt and photograph impossibly small things.

Speaker 1: Chris, they must be yours. Yes, sometimes I employ Perry

for erotic photoshoots. The only one who can capture everything perfect.

They're all tastefully done, all right, tastefully done. Do you

think they have a BA though for that type of job,

to be an electron microscopist? Yeah? Is that a BA.

Speaker 3: That's probably a BS as in bullshit. Yeah, that's a

nothing job.

Speaker 1: What is that? Is that a dog? It's your dog?

Is that a dog. Maybe Ba is a wolf man.

There's definitely a dog, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 3: Anyways, for a fun story, Perry said, I once, okay, I.

Speaker 1: Think it's safe to cook. I want to go find

this dog.

Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna go chase that dog. We're gonna keep

reading this thing from Perry. Okay, Perry says, for an

embarrassing story. And once God so drunk on red wine

that I vomited in the mouth of the man I

was attempting to have sex with, and all over him

and his bed, and left a trail down the hall

to the bathroom, red wine, vomit on white carpet, and

by the time I.

Speaker 1: Made it to the toilet, there was no vomit left.

Just shame. Oh, Perry, Perry, I wish you were here right.

Speaker 3: Now with that same vomit snail trail because we could

really use it to track where the fuck we're going,

because Chris is run.

Speaker 1: Out of poops. I'm running low on blood too, So

you baby birded your romantic interest. Yeah, they didn't.

Speaker 3: Follow up on whether or not they actually got the

lay or not. I'm very curious if they were able

to pull that one off, that would be the biggest comeback.

Speaker 1: Oh could you imagine rising your way through red vomit

into someone's mouth, all over their bad and.

Speaker 3: You know that that guy for a minute was like,

I'm an evil dead I'm being possessed.

Speaker 1: This is a demon.

Speaker 3: Like for a split second that guy was like, that's

blood and this is an exorcist situation here.

Speaker 1: Well, maybe they were role playing. Do you think this

was a TTRPG thing. Huh, it might have been on

TTRPG thinking maybe it was like a role play, like, hey,

I'm gonna be the creature in a horror movie.

Speaker 3: Well, based on the setting though, it was more of

an R two G tt RPG R two G.

Speaker 1: Yeah, rooms to Go tabletopper. Maybe that's where we are

Rooms to go? Do you think this is a giant

Rooms to Go? Because look there's furniture.

Speaker 3: They must have had a big summer sale because everything

is sold out. We're only seeing like weird shaped oblong

giant chairs and couches.

Speaker 1: And shape to that chair just move? Hello, No, I

actually think that it's a weird movie. Yeah, yeah, it's

a weird movie. But like that's what makes sometimes a

movie good, right.

Speaker 3: The abstracts strangeness, like the leaving you with questions that

you didn't get answers to.

Speaker 1: We're gonna watch being John Malcovich when we get out

of this. I do enjoy John Malkovich.

Speaker 3: So I mean, if you're saying it's as good as

it is, then maybe yeah, we should get it go.

Speaker 1: Oh I'm rolling again, by the way.

Speaker 2: Oh just a quick update. It's been a twelve hours.

Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we're in some sort of like Saana.

Speaker 3: Yeah, we actually stopped and found a nice little place

and this was, like, I think, a good opportunity.

Speaker 2: Chris is hydrated again.

Speaker 3: There's a bunch of water pouring in through this giant

rusty pipe. I'm sure Chris is fining tennis is like

whatever down here, I'm ready to poop.

Speaker 1: Well, I guess they'd be liquid poops and then just

do keey.

Speaker 3: But we're splashing our little hose and our little feets

in this little cool It's kind of nice. I gotta say,

of all this shit that we've been seeing, this room

is pretty great.

Speaker 1: So I don't mind it. No sign at BA C rooms, Nope.

Speaker 3: I mean to be honest, I'm just kind of convinced

and I think that we.

Speaker 1: Are both handling it quite well.

Speaker 2: I think we just live here, Chris, I think we

just live here.

Speaker 3: But you know what, now that I found the water room,

I'm I'm actually kind of.

Speaker 1: Okay with it. Yeah, there's worse places to live, Like

Hell's worse than this. I would say, all right, let's

see here now.

Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1: I stopped paying attention a while ago.

Speaker 3: We were just getting so in depth about this being

John Malkovich movie of yours that I've just been accepting

my fate that we're just like stuck in here.

Speaker 1: Wait, do you hear that sounds like animals? We're coming

out of the water, and if we're back in a hallway,

surprise rise, I'm gonna dry my feet off on the carpet.

This is just a room of goats.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why there's.

Speaker 1: A room of goats in an office building. This makes

no sense. No, kin, don't even there's gonna be a

good and air to payoff for it either. I think

it's just really weird and random for the sake of

being weird and random.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like they them in here to just

like make things okay, wacky doodle, Like, whoa what do

we expect next.

Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they're building up something, and I don't

know if they're really No.

Speaker 2: I don't know if this will have payoff, Chris, No,

I don't think it.

Speaker 1: Well, let's just shut the door. Yeah, well, at least

we know we have food. I'm not eating goats. You're

not eating goats. Isn't that like cannibalism for you? Aren't

you part goat? You have horns, you kind of have

goat legs, like, is that not?

Speaker 5: Yeah?

Speaker 1: But I mean, come on, it's gonna stop me from

a nice kebab.

Speaker 3: It's gonna stop me from a little bit of euro

mean huh Yeah, come on, they're delicious.

Speaker 1: You gotta admit it.

Speaker 2: I'm a demon.

Speaker 1: We eat each other.

Speaker 3: All the time. It's fine, that's weird. Is that not weird? No,

now you're making it weird. Okay, fucking whatever. Oh, you

haven't shipped near this doorway yet. I don't think we've

gone down here. We might as well explore. So okay, whoa,

that's a giant pig that just goes on for forever. Yeah,

God damn, Now I know where to take you. If

I get really upset with you, I'll just throw you

in this bitch.

Speaker 1: Whoa, I mean, how does that even make sense? Because

we climbed up several floors. Yeah, but this is way deeper.

This must go. I was gonna say to hell, but

I mean it would be an improvement if it went

down to hell.

Speaker 3: But for all tits and this is a bottomless pit.

I'm gonna hawk alugi down there.

Speaker 1: All right.

Speaker 3: We're gonna try to listen for when it drops. Yeah,

it's been falling for a while and think it's gonna go.

Speaker 1: Maybe we need to drop something louder.

Speaker 3: You got me there, you know, because I guess the

Lugi's not gonna make a big.

Speaker 1: Splagi yeah, like even from like a third floor.

Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I don't want to throw a goat because

that's just a wasteful on the meat. I've got this

bag full of dead batteries because we've just been exhausting

our battery supply.

Speaker 1: So I'm gonna throw like a double a Okay, that'll

makes no noise, or how about just throw the whole bag?

Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, what that's our good batteries. Those are

the good batteries and these are the bad batteries. Yes,

fuck okay, Chris, I don't think we're gonna hear anything.

Speaker 1: No, we're gonna run out of batteries. Now, we're gonna

run out of batteries.

Speaker 3: Well, at least I have this bag of dead batteries,

so we could beat that guy to death if he

comes up on us again, that creature. Yeah, I think

I'm ready. Now that I realize that I kind of

have a weapon, I think we.

Speaker 1: Can take him. Yeah, oh my god, is there he is?

Speaker 3: Batteries didn't work.

Speaker 1: It's just one of us.

Speaker 2: You to you had to the other.

Speaker 1: They were all like a good morning from hell. This

is Clinton here with Chris beating all the goats. They're

all gone.

Speaker 2: We also ate the batteries.

Speaker 1: Yeah, we thought energy.

Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, it made since at the time we were

low on energy.

Speaker 1: We're really high on goat. What what did you get

high on You can't get high on goats. It's meat.

Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe no, no, no, no, keep pulling this thread

to hear more.

Speaker 1: Yeah, explain yourself. Well, I was just so elated to

have food, you know, uh huh, And I felt like

a high. Are you a middle schooler? Do you even

understand what it means to get high? Oh? Man, I

got so high if the KBOB food truck. Sometimes when

you're in middle school, you would like, did you ever

snort Lucas? Who? Lucas? Lucas? Is that like lemon lime

powder you can get at gas stations?

Speaker 5: No?

Speaker 1: I put that on food. You never snorted it? Once again?

Speaker 2: No, why would I snort Pepper's?

Speaker 1: It's like lime salt, And people on the bus would

snort it because I guess it's emulating what they've seen

in movies and you know, snorting a white powder. But yeah,

we Lucas would burn.

Speaker 3: This explains a lot about you, Chris. Okay, anyways, I

don't think we're getting out of here. We're running out

of batteries and run out of food. Chris is looking

mighty yummy right now. Definitely running out of story. Yeah,

it's getting pretty wrapped up. I think we could make

a sequel. I don't know what it's gonna accomplish. You

know what, I think we go find that guy and

we just let him kill us.

Speaker 1: We just face our fears.

Speaker 2: It's been a few days now, we've been stuck in

this fucking place.

Speaker 1: Just let it happen. Just let it happen. Okay, So

uh here stopping good.

Speaker 2: All right, it's our doom, okay, trying to face our fears. Chris,

we're gonna do this. Hold my hand, We're gonna do

this together.

Speaker 1: Huh, get my little nubby hand. Okay, all right, lean in.

It's like a t rex.

Speaker 2: Yep, there he is here we go.

Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we're checking out on that last one, but

this one we're being for real.

Speaker 3: We're gonna let him kill us. Chris, do not run,

do not panic, let him eat you. Worst case scenario

we get shipped out back in this room.

Speaker 1: Whatever, then we are our own trail, yeah, which would

lead us out maybe, or we'll end up back in Hell.

I don't know. So okay, all right, here's the footsteps.

I hear him coming. Okay, so it's okay. Tell Luis hello,

my guy.

Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Chris, Hey, you follow us here for the interview?

Speaker 5: What the interview? Are you here for the interview?

Speaker 1: Yes? Have you been the guy? You know?

Speaker 2: My brother?

Speaker 1: Right?

Speaker 5: Satan? Right, you're talking about Satan?

Speaker 1: Are you BA crooms? Yeah?

Speaker 5: Are you BA creams or not? It's actually mister crumbs.

But I put that BA because I'm a Bachelor of Arts.

Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, wow, Chris, you actually nailed that. I'm

so sorry. Sorry, even running from you for like three days.

Speaker 5: Oh, don't worry about it is a little bit my fault.

I got this wicked cold and every time I clear

my throat.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh yeah, so yeah, I.

Speaker 5: Can kind to see how that would ski you a

little bit. Also, sorry for ripping off your arm. I

was just trying to shake your hand. But oh, glad

to see it's growing back there. Yeah, if you want

to come this way, the exit's right here.

Speaker 1: Right, okay? Cool?

Speaker 2: Oh wow, it was right there. We hadn't checked that door,

all right.

Speaker 3: Well, oh wow, this is a nice one I set up.

Wow it's painted blue. Oh the air conditioning.

Speaker 1: This is great. So good morning from Hell. I'm Chris,

and my internal punishment is to do this podcast where

we interview everyone in Hell. Yes, and I'm Clayton.

Speaker 2: It is so great to sit down with you for

this interview.

Speaker 1: Oh man, what an episode we have planned for you. Yeah.

Speaker 3: Well hold on, sorry, sorry to stuf interview Chris.

Speaker 1: What is that red blinking away? What is that? That

means we are on the air? Wait, no, that means

we are about to run out of.

Speaker 3: What hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of

Good Morning from Hell.

Speaker 1: The back Rooms episode. Yeah, so this is a weird one.

We thought it would be fun to not have a guest,

and we just saw the movie back Rooms, and we've

seen those videos and played that game before, so we

were like, it'd be fun to do an episode of

us just getting lost in them. So that's what that was. Yeah,

let us know if you like this vibe and want

more episodes like this, leave a comment because it's kind

of fun little experiment And we're gonna go talk more

about that movie and Why We're going to Hell and

I have some stories I want to tell you Blaine

about that movie while we're.

Speaker 3: Watching Great can't wait. So yeah, if you guys support

us on Patreon, go to good Morning from Hell dot com.

We have a Patreon exclusive show called Why We're Going

to Hell. You can get access to that. And he'd

also help us support our show so that we can

pay to go see movies. Right, Yes, yeah, maybe we'll

do a Star Wars Mandalorian Grovely episode we make another

Patreon money, all right, Bye bye,